SCARY LITTLE CLOWN EGGS ( CREEPIES ) RE-UPLOAD CAUSE I ACCIDENTALLY DELETED IT OOF

These Egg Adopts are $6 dollars and 69 cents

You can pay me through PAYPAL

I ONLY ACCEPT MONEY FOR MY WORK. NO EXCEPTIONS.

Once you buy an egg, I will make a random horrific/terrifying little clown character for you with the colors of the egg you bought.

Warning⚠️ these tiny clowns will be really, really scary!

You won’t know what the character looks like until its finished and I give it to you.

The character will be a completely random surprise.

NO HOLDS. NO REFUNDS.

If you claim an egg to buy please pay for it right away. If you claim an Egg and don’t pay for it within 2-3 days I will put it back up for sale. I try to give people the benefit of the doubt but please don’t take advantage of that.

If you don’t like what you get, you can sell it or give it to someone that might like it more.

Again: I will Only Work on your Clown Egg Once you buy it.

Yes: You can buy more than one!

Yes: you can give these away as gifts to your friends.

I will take 2- 7 days to work on a Clown Egg ( because I want to do a good job on it) if it takes longer I’ll message you. If I don’t message please message me! Sometimes clown eggs can get done in less time depending on how many orders I already have to do.

Egg 1: OPEN

Egg 2: OPEN

Egg 3: CLOSED

Egg 4: CLOSED

Egg 5: CLOSED

Egg 7: CLOSED

Egg 6: CLOSED

Egg 8: OPEN

Egg 9: OPEN

I know it didn’t happen in S&S and that S2 will mostly focus on developing Malina but….what if in S2 we get an actual political marriage ceremony scene between Alina and Nikolai in the chapel? And we get this divinely tailored Alina walking on the aisle wearing this long kefta-like cape with the sun and its rays emblazoned across the whole length of it. And at the other end Nikolai is waiting, trying his best to read her facial expression, but he can’t because she has that golden embroidered veil over her face. And the moment she reaches out her hand to him, the one with the Lantsov emerald on its finger, shadows start flowing from everywhere in the whole chapel and Aleks is by the door snarling like Oh Hello, looks like I’m just in time with his lovely entourage of Nichevo’ya.

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Please go visit my creepy clown JoyEater and have a laugh at their funny antics! They're getting hungry.

HONK

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The Seattle Aquarium July 15, 2021

WHAT DO YOU MEAN THEY RERELEASED A MID-2000S CHICKEN LITTLE GAME SEQUEL FOR STEAM IN 2015

AND HOW DID I ONLY LEARN THIS NOW

O V E R H E A T 

JEEZ WHAT HAPPENED

Artfight drawing for @vhsmushrooms

Anon​​​​​​​ said : How would you feel to be at a waltz only to end up dancing with the enemy who openly taunts you and your efforts to detain them?          『 Random asks || Accepting 』

          “Ah–I...I-I mean, I’d...probably feel frustrated? Surprised? How’d they get in here...?” Feel his heart race, because clearly if his enemy is so bold enough to approach him at a setting like this, they MUST have something up their sleeve at that very moment. Something to keep him compliant in keeping up the illusion that everything is okay; something he’s got to find a means to get out of without alerting everyone else, some way to get his enemy alone and deal with them.  Of course the tension’d run high, and he’ll admit that wouldn’t help with his composure in the slightest, but he WAS a hero first and foremost- 

           “I guess...wary’d be the best way to put it...?”