There Are Impurities in My Chocolate
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A/N: Communication, CommuniCATION, COMMUNICATION! Healthy communication is KEY to any relationship - friendship, work peers, partnership. You HAVE to communicate, state intentions, explain feelings/emotions and clear any bad air. Atsumu's learned the hard way what happens when you DON'T do that!!!
But we FINALLY have some resolution, but it's not all sunshine and daisies. Y/N wants to forgive but she can't yet - and that's fine! Even if she decides to never forgive him, that's fine! Even if she forgave him instantly, that's fine! She doesn't have to justify her decision, as long as it is the healthiest decision for her!
The same applies to all of you BEAUTFIUL readers. Thank you so so much for joining me on this story!!! Next chapter is the LAST ONE (😪😪😪) and there will be a time skip!
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Today in satirical stoner comedy movie history: on August 3, 1997 principal photography began on Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas.
Here's some Dr. Gonzo art to mark the occasiion!
shoutout to daniel sloss for singlehandedly ruining all future romantic relationships for me
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“Forgive me father for I have sinned”.
“What have you done?” asked the priest.
“A few weeks ago I went to the library. I remained there until closing time and when I was about to go home, rain started pouring down. It was so intense I had to wait in the library. I had waited for a while with the librarian, a young attractive single girl, then one thing led to another, and I ended up sleeping with her”. The man stopped talking but kept weeping.
“Well don’t cry, it’s a sin but it is not that bad. You should say 5 Hail Marys and it will be forgiven”. Said the priest.
“But it doesn't end there” the man kept sobbing. “a few days later my elderly neighbor asked me to help her with her computer. Her husband was hospitalized and she couldn't send an email to her son. I went there and fixed the problem, but when I was about to leave, rain started pouring down. It was really stormy and I had to wait. One thing led to another and I ended up sleeping with the old lady” the man cried.
“Oh dear well that makes it harder indeed, but still - you should say 15 Hail Marys and you will be forgiven” Said the priest.
“Oh I’m afraid the worst part is still ahead” cried the man. “Yesterday I went to the barber. I was his last client that day. As soon as he finished and was about to close the shop rain started pouring down so intensely, I had to wait with him. One thing led to another and I ended up sleeping with him as well” the man cried.
“Oh dear, it is indeed worse than I thought” said the priest.
“So what should I do father?” the man asked.
“Well” answered the priest, “you should get the fuck out of here before it starts raining!”.
Only 32 days until Less Is Morgue Season 2 begins! Why not relisten to the show and relive the spooky magic of season one with us?
We just posted the third episode on our official YouTube channel!
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Trayon, the Battle Commander, is a deadly Askole. Huge. Battle hardened muscles. A regular warrior’s nightmare with black, armor-plated skin and tentacles. Who knew the scary guy was such an excellent kisser and had the heart of a romantic? All Jia ever wanted was a family of her own. Maybe an alien family wouldn’t be so bad.
To win Jia, Trayon must prove he loves her and she’s not some female the Coletti Overlord just sold him. But first, he has to keep the trouble magnet alive long enough to convince her.
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i should not have tried to listen to 61 at work oh my god. i was fine until anthony started getting choked up
