*Gabi holding a gun*
Connie and Jean 💔:
*Gabi holding a gun*
Connie and Jean 💔:
featuring: porco , levi , connie , armin , eren , erwin
somewhat bias :)
porco: definitely a grower.
i just know it’s 5 on soft and a good 8.5 on hard. a good 4 inches with just girth
blue veins protruding all around his dick but they become way more visible when he’s fully hard.
his dick is tan and the tip is around the same color but a bit pinker and it’s REALLY sensitive.
it’s a small-ish circular slit and when he cums it shoots out in a straight line but he cums a lot.
it’s an off whitish color and sticky, he eats good so his cum is pretty edible.
his dick have a slight curve to the right and it twitches that way whenever you tease him a lot.
he doesn’t shave. like a full grown bush down there with a thin-ish happy trail on his stomach.
levi is definitely a show-er not a grower.
he’s a good 6 on soft and probably 7 on hard. not very thick but he’s not necessarily skinny either, just right in between.
he has a thick ass vein on the underside that stops at his tip and throbs when he’s really horny.
speaking of which his dick is the same color of his skin and his tip is more on the pink-ish side like porco’s.
his balls are big and somewhat droopy, not hanging super low but a good distance.
his dick has absolutely no curve at all and when he cums it doesn’t shoot out but just comes straight from his tip and rolls down the rest of his dick…
since he often has a lot of sexual frustration he cums in thick loads.
he’s clean no type body hair anywhere besides his head (no happy trail💔)
i just know he’s thick. maybe not crazy in length but thick enough to stretch you out each time you fuck.
i would say a good 6 inches on hard. his tip is just as fat too, fat enough to bring tears to your eyes when he puts it in.
connie dick is probably a shade darker than his skin color, his tip matching.
his dick is curved upwards a bit so that whenever you pull his pants down it just pops out like *boing* he’s pretty insecure about it actually.
i just know he got big, fat balls and he loves watching you suck on them.
he shaved his balls, but he doesn’t shave the top of his dick and has a long happy trail guiding up his stomach.
with his big balls…he definitely cums a lot in a weird-ish way tho. it comes out in small portions at first and gradually increases more.
connie is definitely loud as fuck in the bedroom. you two are never able to do a quickie in public because he’s always groaning so loudly (he has no shame in it either)
so. eren probably has a good 7.8 inches, not very much a grower.
the base of his dick is somewhat thicker than the rest but other than that it’s not a lot of girth.
his dick is a very pink-ish red color and it gets redder when he’s really turned on.
his balls are kinda small ngl, like basically attached to his dick small and he doesn’t really cum alot.
maybe a good three drops and that’s it—it’s quite watery too.
his cum tastes bitter and sour (9/10 he probably doesn’t eat healthy)
his dick is very sensitive so he cums alarmingly fast.
he trims his hair so it’s not alot down there but he doesn’t want it to be bare either, no happy trail.
good 8 inches and thick. not coke bottle thick but he’s still thick.
like the bottom half of his dick is more of a brownish color while the rest is the same color as his skin.
there’s a big vein on the size and a skinner one on the top, both of them pretty evident whether he’s horny or not.
he’s not a super big fan of shaving but if you ask he’ll do it.
i would say medium sized balls…just a couple inches smaller than a tennis ball.
his entire dick isn’t curved…just the tip and it’s not a super crazy curve either, just more slightly to the left than the rest of it.
yes he has a fat tip too.
his dick almost looks like a mushroom because his tip somewhat hovers over the rest of his dick.
he cums in rope like strings: just continuously shooting out until he’s all done.
he’s not really a noisy person. like he’ll bite his lip or your shoulder or kiss you to keep himself from making too many noises during sex.
we love armin.
my sweet baby is probably 6 inches.
his dick isn’t really thick at all, definitely more on the skinny side.
there isn’t much discoloration either besides how red his tip gets when he cums.
there’s little skinny veins ALL around his dick that trails up to his stomach.
his tip is a TINY bit bigger than the rest but not by much.
armin is truly a shooter. when he cums it gets super messy because his dick is just a twitching mess and it’s just constantly spurting out.
his cum isn’t too thick yet it’s not watery and thin. about the consistency of evaporated milk tbh.
his balls are average, one hangs a bit lower than the other one.
just like levi…he always keep it shaved, more so for personal preference.
aot characters as times i’ve been humbled:
eren: was arguing with someone and was completely wrong the whole time but acted like i was right.
levi: burnt my tongue drinking tea that was piping hot and i fucking knew it but still drank it
armin: i wanted to rant to someone and they literally told me they weren’t gonna read all that
jean: asked a guy for his number and he legit shook his head no (but then gave it to me later, which i believe would happen to jean because how could you turn this hunk down)
connie: banged my head on a desk after going light headed from hitting a nic
porco: almost died by getting hit by a car while walking in the street
reiner: got my chair pulled from under me and hit my head ☹️
colt: got my hair pulled by a baby and couldn’t even fight it or anything like who came up with that rule
zeke: accidentally sent a screenshot of a particularly DIRTY smut scene to a groupchat full of christians, tried to turn my phone on airplane mode and it didn’t fucking work
mikasa: cried over eren
sasha: stuffed my face with fruit salad that i had a spoon for but resorted to using my hands because i was higher than a fucking kite
hange: had to search up what chemicals made ammonia cause i accidentally mixed chemicals and thought i was gonna die
annie: genuinely panicked cause i got my arm stuck between a chair and a wall
historia: i mean im 5’1 which is pretty humbling at times
pieck: was lucid dreaming and it was getting scary so i panicked myself out of my sleep and refused to leave my room (or take the time i got my covers ripped off me and mid sleep)
hitch: anytime i’ve ever online shopped and it just didn’t fit me as well as it did the model.
yelena: got covid
AN: This might be gross but something about drumline Eren would send me. Feel free to feed into this idea. Enjoy!
Eren: 100% percussionist. You cannot convince me otherwise. This man in marching season plays snare on the field, but is the type to run to a quad if given the chance. He definitely is the drumline guy who just bangs on it whenever he gets bored and annoys the rest of the band. Douche. At the football games, his veins in his neck are popping out from how hard he yells. He's definitely broken some sticks.
In concert, he probably plays the timpani, and sucks at it because he does not give a shit anymore. You can find him slumped in the back with a drum covering on top his head. Snores in the middle of rehearsal. Somehow pulls it together at the concerts, though.
Mikasa: Had to think about this one a bit. I feel like she would be in drumline too, probably a quad player. She's good at every drum, but is the most trusted to handle the quads with care (unlike some people). The directors probably begged her to audition for drum major, but after seeing her conducting style and watching her not know how to handle a crying freshman, they told her she was best where she was.
In concert, I see her on various things. But, I think she's the kind to pick up Oboe quickly, therefore being shoved into woodwinds. Makes every honor band, but denies if no one else makes it.
Armin: Drum Major. His leadership calls for it. He is definitely the best drum major to ever grace the band. His hearing is very good, so he can zone in wherever he is needed to get people back on track. King. He definitely almost falls off the podium at every performance.
In concert, he's either a saxophone or clarinet, I'm leaning towards the second. His musicality and skills are crazy good. Can sight read anything with ease. First chair since freshman year.
Jean: Jeannie boy. Oh boy. Okay, so he probably was a trombone or some kind of brass player that auditioned for drum line his freshman year just to get beat by Eren. So, they threw him in pit where he plays melodics. He's... not that good, but when he gets into the music, you can tell he loves it. Never memorizes his music in time, so everyone just kind of yells at him for a few weeks, but he has the biggest smile at the end of a performance.
In concert, he probably tries to continue percussion for a bit until they get annoyed and throw him back onto trombone. He sits at first chair, but is not really sure himself why. His heart longs to play the snare, or at least the triangle.
Connie: Bass drum. Sucks at marching in time but manages to keep the beat? Lord help him. He is constantly tumbling in the back. Once, he tripped over a hole on the practice field and took the rest of the drumline down with him except Mikasa.
He continues to play bass in concert season, never really reading his music but "going with his heart"? Whatever. Gets sticks thrown at him by the director, and can commonly be found balancing sticks on Eren's head while he dozes. Also can be found eating in the band room, which Armin's face turns red at.
Sasha: Sasha... I see her as a flute player. She definitely NEVER knows the music, but counts the loudest at practices. Focuses really hard on keeping her feet in time, only playing at holds. First in line at water breaks, throwing ice at Jean and Connie.
"Sasha, please stop sticking your hands in the water jugs. People DRINK from that!"
"A little sweat neva' hurt nobody!"
Concert season, she sits front row, but not quite first chair. Practices the most out of anyone, though. Her senior year, she miraculously makes honor band! She made the bottom band as last chair, but it's the thought that counts. Refuses to sit first chair at her school, though.
Historia: Saxophone player. She definitely plays alto and soprano when needed. Every show, her director picks music with saxophone solos and gives them to her. She kills it though. She also helps out Armin a lot, helping set up the field and practicing the music.
During concert, she gets a lot of solos too. She always has reeds in her case and a pencil in her folder. Plans all the band parties, especially the Christmas one. Everyone laughs and judges how much her and Armin care, but they still will organize the music library together and can be seen vacuuming the carpets.
Ymir: Does not participate as a marcher, but can be seen side line at every practice and game. She calls herself the "Band Manager" and gets "Field Crew Captain" on her senior jacket. Can be seen running to Historia during water breaks to make sure she's hydrated. Gets yelled at by the director, and yells right back. Sometimes, she's left to run practices, yelling through the microphone "Drop and give me 5!"
In concert, she sits as tenor sax, where she always makes sure she's able to sit next to Historia. Throws pencils and chunks of paper into Historia's hair, and snorts anytime Armin makes a mistake. At the end of her senior year, she gets an award titled "Best Watergirl" at the concert, and accepts with the biggest smile she can manage.
Connie Springer would take your virginity and then wake you up the next morning with a “virgin no more” cake
WHERE YO HEAD AT? 😂 🤣 👎 💀
the sir night eye urge to look really hot right before you kick the bucket
Here’s my head canon for what different Attack on Titan characters would use as their iPhone background :)
First, Eren. Idk, I feel like he would have some deep, vengeful quote to remind him what he’s waking up for every day
Mikasa: she’d want it to be Eren, but she doesn’t want anyone to see it being Eren so instead of mysterious girl goes with some artistic black and white roses
Armin’s would be a picture he took of Eren and Mikasa seeing the sea for the first time, and he’d probably never change it because he loves that moment, his friends, and the sea so much
Jean: for some reason I feel like Jeans background would be art of an album cover he really loves. Joy Divison feels like a safe choice for him
Connie: his would be a silly picture of him and his two best friends goofing off🖤￼
Sasha: would have a picture she took of the forest outside of her home before she left to join the scouts
Marco: I just feel like Marco would have a dog and I think he would put his dog as his background. Just two good bois
Ymir would obviously have a picture she took of Historia that she thinks is absolutely beautiful
Historia: she feels like a vision board person to me, so I think she’d have something along these lines
Annie: to me, Annie seems like the type of person who would unironically listen to The Rocks part in Face Off. She’s a gym rat and everything she goes reflects it
ᴛɪᴛʟᴇ ￫ ʟᴏɴɢ ᴡᴀʏ ᴛᴏ ɢᴏ
ᴘᴀɪʀɪɴɢ ￫ ᴀʀᴍɪɴ x ʙʟᴀᴄᴋ ꜰ!ʀᴇᴀᴅᴇʀ ᴄᴏɴᴛᴇɴᴛ ᴡᴀʀɴɪɴɢ ￫ ᴄᴏʟʟᴇɢᴇ ᴀᴜ〟ᴍᴏᴅᴇʀɴ ᴀᴜ〟ᴀɢᴇᴅ ᴜᴘ〟sᴛʀᴀɴɢᴇʀs ᴛᴏ ғʀɪᴇɴᴅs ᴛᴏ ʟᴏᴠᴇʀs〟sʟᴏᴡ ʙᴜʀɴ〟ғʟᴜғғ〟ᴇᴠᴇɴᴛᴜᴀʟ sᴍᴜᴛ ᴡᴀʀɴɪɴɢ ￫ ᴜɴᴇᴅɪᴛᴇᴅ ᴀɴᴅ ᴘᴏssɪʙʟᴇ ɢʀᴀᴍᴍᴀʀ ᴇʀʀᴏʀs sᴜᴍᴍᴀʀʏ ￫ ᴛʜɪs ɪs ʏᴏᴜʀ ʟᴀsᴛ ʏᴇᴀʀ ɪɴ ᴄᴏʟʟᴇɢᴇ. ғɪɴᴀʟʟʏ, ʏᴏᴜ'ʟʟ ɢᴇᴛ ʏᴏᴜʀ ʙᴀᴄʜᴇʟᴏʀ’s ᴅᴇɢʀᴇᴇ, ʙᴜᴛ ᴡʜʏ'ᴅ ᴛʜᴇʏ ʜᴀᴠᴇ ᴛᴏ ᴍᴀᴋᴇ ᴍᴀʀɪɴᴇ sᴄɪᴇɴᴄᴇ sᴏ ʜᴀʀᴅ?
ᴄʜᴀᴘᴛᴇʀ ᴏɴᴇ The buzzing of the dismissal bell echoed through the vast classroom. This was the last class of the day before Christmas break. I rush to place my notebook and pen in my bag, soon getting up from the cushioned seat I had been in for the entirety of the class and making my way to the exit doors.
Luckily, my biology professor didn’t assign anything for the break, but I still have to worry about my two other classes. The bottom of my shoes made small tapping sounds as I walked on the tile flooring of the building, hurried footsteps which were accompanied by a gentle hand on my shoulder, pulling me off-board my train of thoughts.
“Ready for the break?” My name slipped from his mouth as the brunette known as Jean inquired with the dumbest grin to go with his question. “Yeah, but I wish my professors didn’t give us stuff to do over the break.” An exaggerated sigh left me as I spoke. “Oh, come on, don’t let a little bit of homework get to you. Besides, you’d finish that shit in no time.” He shifts to walk adjacent to me, draping his arm across my shoulders as he keeps me company during my walk to the library.
“I guess, but either way I have to do something because I have to work all of next week,” I state, frowning and slouching over in anguish. “Anyway, I’m going to the library on campus to work on it, you coming?” I look at him, waiting for a response.
“I would, but science isn’t my thing, plus I got to go get ready since we were supposed to go bowling with Connie, remember?” My eyes widened at his words. I had completely forgotten. “Crap, I forgot! W-what time are we supposed to be there?” I question frantically. “He said to be there by seven-thirty, so don’t take too long, but it’s fine if you can’t-”
“Are you crazy? I’m going and I won’t be late.” I interrupt before waving him off and heading into the library.
I was met with cool air gracing my skin, hushed murmurs, occasional light snickering, and the clacking of computer keys as the scent of books and pen ink were nothing but faint. I make my way to a computer and seat myself in front of it.
First things first, my marine science essay! The problem is I don’t know what sea creature to write it on. I groan mentally as I stare intently at a blank word document. I know I can write about dolphins and call it a day, but everyone’s going to write about dolphins and that’s boring. I huff out an exhale before opening another tab and looking through a list of different sea organisms, something in particular catching my eye.
“A Flamingo Tongue Snail?” I whisper to myself in awe and confusion. I was so captivated by the creature that I hadn’t noticed the person sitting at the computer next to me had leaned over to take a look. “Woah, I’ve never seen that before!” The stranger whispered to himself which startled me. “I’m sorry for being in your business, Ma’am.” The blonde guy apologized, his face flushed in embarrassment. “It’s fine, I’d steal a peek at someone’s screen if this thing was on it too. It looks like an alien.” I giggle softly, trying not to make the situation any weirder than it currently was. “Wait, is this for that marine science essay that was assigned over the break?” His voice lifted a little as he asked me. “Yeah, you’re in that class?” He nodded his head as a small smile appeared on his face. “Yep, I’m Armin, I can help you with your essay. I have tons of books on sea life.”
What a lifesaver. “I just need help choosing something to do the essay on,” I say, introducing myself afterward as I give him a soft smile. He returned the smile as he spoke, “When are you free to get started on it?” The question oozed from his lips like honey. “Tomorrow would be perfect,” I respond as I log off of the computer. “Four-fifty tomorrow afternoon, sound good?” I ask, earning an affirmative nod from him.
I give Armin another smile before leaving the library and going towards my car. The car keys in my hand jingle as I fumble to unlock the neutral-colored car. Finally sitting inside, I close the door not long after getting a call from…weirdo? Who’s weirdo? I thought about it for a bit more.
“Oh, it’s Connie!” I mumbled to myself, answering the ongoing call. “What took you so long?!” The boy on the other line exclaimed. “Sorry, I was trying to get in my car.” I say, shrugging as if he’d see me. “Whatever, I just called to tell you that we’re supposed to go bowling at seven-thirty. I doubt you’ll be late, but don’t be anyway!” He shouts into my ear, causing me to pull the phone away from my face for a moment. “I know, Connie. You should be more worried about Jean though, you know he takes forever to get ready.”
“Oh shit, you’re right. Well, see you there!” He dismisses and ends the call in a hurry, leaving me to think to myself as I crank up the idle car. I shift the gear into drive and make my way to my apartment which was not more than a few traffic lights away from the college I attend.
With every red light, a soothing silence echoed through the car, relieving me of any lingering tension.
Soon the miniature car ride came to a pause as I put the car in park and get out as quickly as possible to get to my apartment room and change.
I chose to wear something that wasn’t too flashy but also not too bland either, yet it was still comfortable. I glanced at myself in the mirror that hung on the wall of my bedroom, making sure I looked well put together.
It’s not long until I’m out of my apartment once more and back into my car. I open my phone to give Connie a quick “on my way” before starting up my car once again and heading to my destination.
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The plastic ball rolled across the slick flooring, soon knocking down all the pins in its path.
“I got all of ‘em!” Connie’s ecstatic voice reverberated through the bowling alley.
“I have more points than Jean now.” He teased, walking over and taunting the brunette mentioned.
“Shut up, jackass!” Jean chuckled, shoving Connie playfully. I roll my eyes as I walk up to grab a ball from the rack, trotting over to the track and unhooking my fingers from it, letting the bowling ball roll with ease, hitting all the pins effortlessly. “You both still don’t have more points than me though,” I say, a smirk creeping its way onto my lips. “Why don’t you get to work on that, yeah?” I finished my sentence, gaining an irritated groan from the two men.
“You’ve got to be cheating,” Connie whined as a frown grew present on his face. “You’re going to get wrinkles early if you keep making that face.” I joke and sit back down at the table and wait for Jean to go, Connie soon making his way to the table to sit across from me.
He leans over the table so I could hear him better as he turned to look at Jean who was trying to get a strike.
“Do you think he’ll get it?” Was all he asked before sitting back in his seat and looking at me for a response, but all I could do was shrug my shoulders.
“I wouldn’t know. It’s a fifty-fifty chance, Connie, and I’m not betting money on it, you scammer.” I shake my head and smile as a small laugh leaves from within me.
After Jean finished his turn that would be the end of our game. My head turns as my gaze shifts to watch the brunette try to get past Connie’s score, but to everyone’s surprise, he got a gutter ball.
“Yes!” Connie shouted, sprouting up from the chair he kept warm. “I’m better than you!” He continued to brag, earning an eye roll from me.
“Oh, shut up, you’re still in your gap year!” Jean teased. Their playful bickering was soon tuned out as I got lost in my thoughts.
How long of a shift was I going to work? Is that Armin guy going to show up tomorrow? I’m so hungry, could go for a-
The constant cry of my name pulled me from my headspace, causing me to jolt and look at who it had come from.
“Jesus, what the hell were you thinking about?” Jean mumbled. “Anyway, you want to go and grab something to eat at the plaza across the street?” I nod and stand up from my seat. “We better not be here all night, I still got stuff I need to do,” I whine and follow them out of the bowling alley. They shrug off my whine, Jean holding the door for the both of us as we leave the place.
There had been a fast-food place not too far from here. It was two doors from the bowling alley. “What do you say we go there?” I ask as I lift a finger to point in the direction of the place. A unison of sure’s was heard from the both of them, making our way towards the glass doors before pushing them open.
The place reeked of anything fresh off a fast-food menu. Burgers, fries, tenders, you name it, but this was enough to rid of the hunger eating away at our stomachs for the time being. Before I know it, we’re at the counter telling the cashier what we want.
I told Connie and Jean that I’d be taking my food to go because I still have work to get done and through whines and constant protests, they oblige and bid me my farewells before handing me my takeout bag and beginning to bicker with one another about whose to pay for the food.
I exit out of the glass doors with the bag hanging on the crease of my arm as I fumble around trying to fetch my car keys from out of my pockets.
Soft Connie x reader
I love you so much
The room was filled with the sound of the bed creaking as you grip Connie's shoulders. You let out Little whimpers at Connie's gentle but hard thrust as he leaves soft kisses against your forehead.
"I love you so much" He says it was so sudden it caught you off guard but non the less it made your heart warm.
You hide your face in his shoulder as you blush furiously. You hear him let out a chuckle that made your heart sore as he then locked his hands his yours placing a kiss onto your hand.
He looked up at you with love in his eyes as he continues his thrust occasionally letting out moans and groans
But after a few thrust his motions soon got sloppy as he soon stopped thrusting inside of you and pulling out releasing his seed all over your breast.
He smirks as he sees your soaked pussy leaking. His smirk turns into a soft smile as he crawls ontop of you placing another loving kiss on your forehead.
You let out a tired laugh as you begin to try and get yourself cleaned up but was stopped by connie. "Sorry baby but this is my job okay" He says kissing your cheek as he gets up to get a rag to clean you off.
After he finished cleaning you and himself up he snuggles up next to. The two of you lay in silence until you decided to break the silence. " I love you connie" you feel him smile against your neck as he kisses it gently "I love you too baby"
Connie x reader angst fluff short
It'll be okay
You and Connie sat at the edge of your bed in silence as you occasionally took glances at him. You noticed the frustration in his face as you place a hand onto his. He looked up from his hands to look at you he smiled softly before his expression fell into a a more sad one.
You squeezed his hand as you smile "it's not your fault...." He looked back up at you before averting his eyes back to his hands once again." I'm sure she's in a better place much better than here" you chuckled a bit " where there's all the food she can eat" you look over at him when you hear him let out a small laugh.
You closed your eyes before you quickly open then to hear sobbing. You whipped your head to look at connie only to see I'm crying. You instinctively pull him into a tight hug.
You shushed him as he cried into your shoulder " Hey hey its okay it's okay"you reassured as you place a kiss on the side of his head. You and connie have been dating for awhile now and you have never seen him like this. Which only made you want to be by his side even more
The two of you sat there in silence the only nose being Connie's sobs along with the little whispers of your sweet nothings.
connie refers to you as his spouse even if you guys arent married or even engaged cos he already plans on marrying you
"Would you keep your voice down?" You hiss.
"It's my house!" Levi gets even louder.
"Yes, it's mine too." You whisper yell.
"That's right, yours and mine." That's it.
"I can have friends over." You like having them here.
"They're always here." Levi groans.
"You have friends over." You point out.
"We aren't making couch cushion forts in the living room for you to trip over!"
"Well I'm sorry that you don't know the layout of your own house." You say sarcastically.
Levis eyes narrow. "They're leaving."
"No they're not." You're not backing down.
In the living room, Connie and Jean are sitting down quietly on the cushions all over the floor.
"They're fighting." Jean frowns.
"No it's fine. She always wins." Connie has faith in you.
Sasha stands just outside the kitchen.
"Can I just come in and get some cereal?" It's breakfast time after all.
"GET OUT!" Levi rushes forward before you can stop him, sending Sasha and the boys scattering.
Shenanigans with Connie 😎
hot girls listen to earned while thinking of jean kirstein - for example: Me.