How do y’all keep up with discord so well,,,,,, I feel like a terrible member I can never participate in conversations I get too nervous,,,cool people scare me 💔
annoying my best friend is a full time job that i am more than willing to do
my friend just revealed to me that one of her twin brother’s new roommates is apparently part of the irish mafia ??
like a
ireland has a mafia??
and b
WHAT
my extreme paranoia about lies being spread about me vs d**** lying about me triggering them on purpose and being a pr0sh1pp3r who hates minors just because i, someone they didn’t know and had never interacted with before, had blocked them
okay diamonds and rust has been on my toby playlist for a bit now but it is really hitting me tonight that THIS IS A SAMTOBY SONG. THIS IS A SAMTOBY SONG all of it but these verses specifically!!!
working in customer service is just. at least i know my numbers in other languages?
My sibling, running across the house frantically: "GOD-DAMMIT!"
Me: "HEY, WATCH YOUR MOUTH! THAT'S THE ONE WORD WE CAN'T SAY IN MRS BARNES' ENGLISH CLASS"
Sibling, from across the house: *evil chuckle* "Dammit, dammit dammit, dammit-"
"NO, NOT THAT WORD."
"..."
"... gOD???"
friendly reminder that vair does not super care about the law--in fact, he has a tendency to actively mistrust people in positions of power or authority, and refuses to automatically respect them unless they are actively helping those beneath them \o/
murder and other violent crimes? hell no. taking from people who have very little? absolutely not. but stealing shit from rich people? you go girlfriend, once he gets rich he’s not even offended if you steal from him. overthrowing the establishment? sounds good babey just make sure u stay hydrated.
i guess it boils down to him being very neutral good, sliiiightly bordering on chaotic at times? he’s basically got the energy of an extremely cottagecore protest medic, determinedly mothering his lil friend group full of terrifying outcasts.
i asked this question on stream and im asking it here. how do you define a "butt". is it the butthole? or does it require buttocks to be considered a butt?????
I miss my sister. Theres nobody here to talk to who i actually like.
Went to a pub for a family birthday, and the tv screen directly in front of me was playing a women’s rugby game… m a t e
Anonymous asked:
A gremlin of you worst nightmares, Bakugo.
Not just any gremlin... a gremlin that requires a feeding of three kneecaps about everyday.
A gremlin that will ruthlessly insult you, until you attack it and it summons it’s family and friends retaliate.
A gremlin... that really needs to get out more, now that we speak of them.
Unprompted Ask || Always Accepting
What the hell?
“Are ya talkin’ about a gremlin like those from that old Gremlins movie?”
