#cookie monster Tumblr posts

  • mrchatterbox
    26.07.2021 - 5 hours ago

    He is s

    He is sitting politely

    #I love my cookie monster plush sm #talk
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  • jaycutty
    26.07.2021 - 17 hours ago

    I’ve been emotionally destroyed by my Swedish loves this weekend ✌️‍‍

    #Don't talk to me about hockey for a while #Plz & Thx #Chelsea Dagger #The Hammer is My Penis #Cookie Monster #I hate this sport
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  • miggiisdumb
    25.07.2021 - 22 hours ago
    #would most definitely baby trap him🥰 #miggi’s asks#monster cookie💜
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  • thearbourist
    25.07.2021 - 1 day ago

    The DWR Sunday Religious Disservice - That CM.

    The DWR Sunday Religious Disservice – That CM.

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    #The Cookie Monster #The DWR Sunday Religious Disservice
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  • yjhgvf
    25.07.2021 - 1 day ago
    #answering cool questions #yj’s cool ramblings #blaze and the monster machines #haha a smidge of roleplay on my not roleplay blog #*-casually takes 3 days to answer an ask bc I was occupied grinding cookie run-*
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  • miggiisdumb
    25.07.2021 - 1 day ago
    #puppy boys everywhereeee #miggi’s asks#monster cookie💜
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  • tickle-me-emo
    24.07.2021 - 1 day ago

    Today I learned something that I didn't think I would ever hear of. You know Cookie Monster? The dude on Sesame Street who viciously rips cookies apart inside his mouth and never actually eats them? Apparently that's not his real name. That's right, "Cookie Monster" is just a nickname that's been used so much that everyone just assumes it's his actual name. Well guess what? Cookie Monster has a canonical name that no one uses! It's a real doozy, his real name is *pause for effect* SID! No really, his name is Sidney. I don't know what to do with this new knowledge, but I felt that the one or two people who actually read my posts should know about it too.

    #if cookie monster has a name does that mean that Big Bird has a real name too? #sesame street lore is crazy my dude #apparently oscar the grouch was originally orange too #sid is hiding inside your pantry and eating your cookies #i can't take cookie monster seriously anymore #shitpost
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  • caprisun-and-novacaine
    24.07.2021 - 1 day ago

    speaking from personal experience, if you ever wanted to look like the “cookie monster pajamas” girl in middle or high school you are a scene kid now.

    #scene#scene kid#scemo #cookie monster pajamas girl #i wanted to look like her but i didn't know why at the time #it makes so much sense now
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  • wolfspaw
    24.07.2021 - 2 days ago
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  • captainsy-cookiemonster
    24.07.2021 - 2 days ago
    #Ask lisa #Captain Cookie Monster #Offroadinjandals
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  • strandedcrow
    23.07.2021 - 2 days ago

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    #lol i bred the sap monster #this game fucking boring tho get a sponsorship w cookie r.un. then i will care.
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  • faline-cat444
    23.07.2021 - 2 days ago

    Whatever point of Sesame Street history this was

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  • tooiedraws
    23.07.2021 - 3 days ago

    Here is my final Inktober picture from 2020. My theme was monster Muppets! I'm still trying to figure out how to get some prints made of this, and I also need to figure out where the original went because I packed it up in the move and I have no idea where it ended up...

    - - - - www.tooiebird.com | https://tooiebird.carrd.co | www.patreon.com/tooiebird

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  • miggiisdumb
    23.07.2021 - 3 days ago
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  • the-cookie-of-doom
    23.07.2021 - 3 days ago

    Mitch kneeled above John, both of breathless and bloody, a knife held to the man’s throat. Stiles watched them from the edge of the field, his knuckles sharp and white on the fence post. 

    “I don’t want to kill you,” Mitch said, his teeth bared in a snarl. Angry because Stiles was afraid, watching him with fear, when none of this had been of his doing. “I don’t want to be king.”

    “Then what do you want?” John barked with a humorless laugh. The fight was done, and they both knew it. All that was left was for Mitch to strike the killing blow, pull his knife across John’s throat and claim what was rightfully his. 

    “Stiles.” All of this was only ever done out of love for the young prince. A love he had no right to claim, yet he did anyway. Mitch had always been a selfish creature. “I would rather take your blessing than your life, but I can do without either.” 

    John gave Mitch a long look with his hardened steel-blue eyes. Finally, he sighed, and grudgingly said, “You have my blessing.”

    Relieved, Mitch threw his blade aside and stood, offering his hand to John. 

    #Cookie writes #who knows what Mitch is but he Does Not have the status to marry Stiles #but he's determined #John thinks Mitch is a no good trouble maker and refuses to entertain the idea #having no idea that Stiles has already been sneaking around with Mitch behind his back. #and it Stings that Stiles really thinks Mitch might kill his father #when all of this was John's idea #John challenged *him* #trying to prove that Mitch is ruthless and only using Stiles to take the crown #trying to expose him as a monster and make Stiles afraid of him #it almost works #and that *hurts* #and he couldn't even elope with Stiles bc John would just dissolve the marriage #they get off to a rocky start but John will eventually warm up to him
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  • nov4-rocket5
    23.07.2021 - 3 days ago

    The ‘Ruby is obsessed with cookies’ meme is a little old, but it certainly can lead to some decent shitposts.

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  • how-to-be-a-grouch
    22.07.2021 - 3 days ago
    Cookie Monster Crawl-Around (CBS Toys 1981)
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  • miggiisdumb
    22.07.2021 - 3 days ago
    #but Bowkugou babies AND chain chomp Kiri babies? #you greedyyy🌚🌚🌚 #pretty princess house #bowser bakugou’s harem #miggi’s asks#monster cookie💜
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