Dumping Statehumans and Countryhumans Headcanons!!
I intend for these headcanons to be more wholesome than what I normally do, but there’s still gonna be some mentions of some triggering subjects, but again, it’s gonna be brief to try and keep it wholesome, so enjoy.
Delaware, Maryland and New Jersey are Virginia’s closest siblings. Usually, Delaware and Maryland are the main two Virginia goes to for comfort with her PTSD, but if they’re not available she goes straight for New Jersey, who’s always been able to make her laugh.
Georgia (the state) is the best one to go to if you want a fair and practically unbiased judge in just about anything; be it an argument, some form of competition, etc., they’re going to give you an honest answer. (The motto for the state of Georgia is “Wisdom, Justice, Moderation”) They’re also one of the best one’s to ask for a home cooked meal, along with an obligatory glass of Coca-Cola. (Georgia is well known for their comfort food, mostly ranking within the top five almost every time; and Coca-Cola was invented in Atlanta, Georgia)
America is very aware of the fact that some of his states, mainly the original thirteen colonies, have suffered horrifically because of him and how he treated them all in the past and he wishes he could take it all back and start over; but he knows that’s impossible and the best thing that he can try to do is apologize. Unfortunately, he knows that just saying sorry isn’t going to be enough to make up for the things that he’s done, but he doesn’t know where else to start.
Canada is often affectionately called Uncle Maple by the states. Australia is called Uncle Aussie. And New Zealand is Auntie New.
Sometimes the states, for example Delaware or Virginia, have to apologize to other countries for how rude and disrespectful their father, America, can be. This is because the states want to make it clear, that just because their father is an asshole doesn’t mean that they are too. This happens more often than the states would like to admit.
Ok, I think that’s it for now. I hope everyone likes these, they were a lot of fun to do.