I swear to God Nina Zenik is on a mission to introduce waffles to all deserving Fjerdans š
āWylan summoned every bit of bravado heād learned from Nina, the will heād learned from Matthias, the focus heād studied in Kaz, the courage heād learned from Inej, and the wild, reckless hope heād learned from Jesper, the belief that no matter the odds, somehow they would win.ā
-Crooked Kingdom
Me, reading any book with the crows in it:
shadow and bone reactions:
spoilers, obviously!
episode 1:
ALINA VOICE OVERRRR YES MAāAM
ātheyāre just boysā as she should
āthe fold ate your parentsā way to be blunt about it
flirty miss maāam talking about Mal
mal is hot?? and boxing?? arenāt you in war??
grisha asshole
i see goat
ALINA IS SO CUTE PLS-
āthey canāt keep best friends apart for too longā so cute
āhide your emotional breakdowns for when youāre alone. obviously.ā iām- donāt call me out Alina
ālittle friendā āhow is that wrongā theyāre cute idc idc
ooo malās name was just called
KETTERDAM BITCHES- iām going to start crying even though iāve seen this already
HI JESPER
THE GUN FLIP- SIR
THE CANE- KAZ SIR HELLO
āyouāll scare off the pigeonsā āwouldnāt want that bossā PLS I LOVE THEM
āwhy does this concern meā bitch youāre kaz brekker thatās why
HIM SMIRKING WHILE WALKING BY THE PAINTING-
āØglovesāØ
HI INEJ HI BESTIE UGH I LOVE HER
āwell of course certain death pays a millionā
from this angle he just looks so done with everything
heās calling her an investment and then following it up with āno one is like youā god. romance at its finest.
the food looks so gross
iām sorry the racism?? i hate this cook man and itās probably going to be the only time i see him
ZOYA ZOYA ZOYA HI YOURE GORGEOUS
mal stop flirting take your grapes and walk away
iām sorry what- šāš»
yes you should go
mal donāt do it
as he should as he should
ALINA PLS DONT CRYY
aw heās giving the grapes to her
alina really said āiām sorry whatā same girl
āi could shoot you in the footā i love her
āiāll find my way back to you. i promise.ā
POWER WALK
interview people
kaz looks so done with everyone all the time and i love it
MISS INEJ I LOVE YOU AND YOUR DAMN SMILE
the way the darkling is introduced by the crows
kaz is talking exactly how i pictured him talking
WE GOING TO SEE NINA????
pekka rollins this asshole iām already tired of him
iām already seeing people who have no idea who is simping for him please no
these two are dumb and dumber
alexei āand iāll be here the whole timeā same bestie same
why are you lighting fires alina that is arson.
āi could shoot you in the footā āi like my foot thank yOUā sheās adorable
inferni is gorgeous
her scarf FKYINF TO THE DARKLING POETIC CINEMA
ooo ship wrecks
why does everyone have good jawlines and cool cheekbones
bestie why are you doing this bestie no
and youāre dead it was nice knowing you
wiggly dead body
inferni also dead
alexei just committed sewerslide
YES ALINA SHOOT THAT VOLCRA
ik Mal doesnāt die but this hurts to watch
āILL MEET YOU AT RBE MEADOWā
she just became the fucking sun
why does this general dude look familiar
did alexei fucking make it
he did omg he did
this bitch pekka rollins again
YES CROWS YES
not Nina but THAT SMIRK KAZ
that throw was smooth
he used the fake coin lmao
that little wave love you already
cane go whoosh
both of them reaching for their guns
āno businessman worth his salt bargains for what he can takeā
miss maāam i love you and i donāt even know who you are
I WAS RIGHT THE CROWS WERE SET AFTER THE TIMELINE OF ALINA ANS THE FOLD I WAS RIGHT
inej is so nice
inej looks so shocked by that news and so does the old man
SHES SAYINF A PRAYER
this bitch donāt lie to the man whose supposed to be dead already
HE JUST GOT SHOT IN THE HEAD DAMN WASNR EXPECTING TBAF
jesper looks like heās about to grab his guns and shoot
of course you will Kaz you always do
rating: 10/10 great opening
episode 2:
āyou break wind, you donāt make itā lmao this bully is funny
mal and alinaās aesthetic is everything
wait is this why they donāt find out sheās grisha because she runs away
mal grabbing her hand is so cute
THE PARALLEL GOOD GOD BUT HE DIDNT GRAB HER HAND
āyou can go with herā the amount of sass
BACK TO CROWS
āthatās a no to saying noā
her showing her tattoo
āTHEN MAYBE YOU STAY HEREā GOD NO IM APOLOGIZE RIGHT NOW KAZ
oh she left
alina looks so scared i feel so bad
the fucking darkling is just super dramatic
ben barnes is hot
sheās so sassy to anyone and everyone
alina is just like āwhy tf am i here what is happeningā
the darkling has so much more sass then i remember him having in the first book
mal āfuck this shit iām outā
the way he pushes up her sleeve farther-
let there be light
sheās so shocked and heās just like š
hi kaz welcome back
thatās not inej thatās danger thatās what that is
HE JABBED SOMEONE WITB HIS CANE I CAN DIE HAPPU
wait no heās being detained
FUCKING PEKKA ROLLINS I WANT TO MURDER
GIVE HIM BACK HIS CANE DONT HOLD IT LIKE ITS YOURS
donāt make a fucking deal
ānot even closeā this bitch doesnāt remember him or his brother
you will not do that you ass
i donāt like seeing kaz scared
he doesnāt remember. fuck him.
the way he just throws him down- i want to MURDER
inej stealing jesperās shot- yes maāam
i love jesper
everyone is stealing his shots poor jesper
of course youāre not off the job
āgreed always worked for meā
he seems so overwhelmed
no heās telling everyone to get the girl
who tf is this chick
kaz is terrifying i love him
get that plan bestie
the conductor??
everyone calling kaz boss is something that can be so personal
yes alina defy the general
get your hand off of her
mal running after the carriage while limping- iām-
zoya is back
HI INEJ BESTIE
knives knives knives
THE ONE IN HER HAIR THAT HOLDS IT YP-
SHES GORGEOUS
āi work for Kaz Brekker nowā
i want to murder tante heleen
sheās not an assassin bitch sheās the wraith she collects secrets
inej is pissed but contemplating
HI JESPER HI BESTIE
yes you look good why are you checking yourself out
inej just sneaking up on his is amazing
āloveā AWW
āoh why me?ā
inej just disappeared
i love jespers reactions to things pls this man has my whole heart
alina just wants to go back and i donāt blame her
yes speak on the racism that youāve experienced
āi survived long enough without your protection thank you.ā i love that
fallen tree- we going to see the cut??
heās so nice heās probably going to die
arrow to the head x2
dude almost got his chopped off
only sharpshooter i care about is jesper fahey can i get an amen
smoke bombs bitches
LET HER GO SHE DIDNT WANT THIS
āiām not grisha iām a mapmakerā that HURTS ME
OMG THE DARKLING
THE FUCKING CUT OMG IT HAPPENED JEKWJSUSJW
heās so calm about it tf
he offers his hand so royally if that makes sense
JESPERRR
jesper wants to blow shit up
āand i look goodā that was so pure
āsheās a good investmentā jesper pls-
āWell iāve trusted her so far and iām still aliveā i love that
āhandsome decoy is also a jesper talentā SIR STOP WOTH TBE ONE LINERS I LOVE YOU
hi miss Inej i love you
hi alina you look amazing for someone who just had someone cut in half on you
āin a dozen piecesā does not go with āin halfā
darkling this is not something she should get used too
yes no
of course you havenāt tried you put it up iāve read the book
yes alina go OFF
tensionāØ
this man keeps getting closer to her and sheās like āš³šāš»ā
again with the hand
hi Mal bestie
donāt take the horse man leave her alone
i love Mal
okay general whatever your name is, just because of what you learned does not mean that Alina is not worth going after
jesper bestie with the hip and the guns i love you
āi see youāre still upsetā so calm with a gun pointed at you
āheās a king. youāre just the bastard of the barrelā okay poppy, back tf up-
OH SHIT THE CONDUCTOR IS WHO INEJ IS SUPPOSED TO KILL-
āyou hit meā duh
Inej is pissed and rightfully so
she has a brother-
sheās terrifying iām in love
KAZ WHY WOULD YOU APPROACH HER WHEN SHE HAS A KNIFE
āyou assume itās one or the other?ā the little knick
even kaz was scared but probably for not getting his money more than inej killing the dude
power couple vibes tbh
āso no pressureā
sheās having her emotional breakdown i feel so bad i want to hug her
pretty bathtub makes all bad things go away
what are you doing miss starkov
bestie i said to not take the horse
okay so maybe not dumb and dumber
āiām taking herā YES YOU ARE
he has collateral bestie
HES GIVING TBE CROW CLUB FOR INEJ
he still shaking her hand but with gloves
this entire malina scene is total poetry please i love them
rating: 10/10 jesper i love you, you carried
episode 3:
dream of a stag
letterrr
GENYA BESTIE HI
alina i love you
oh that okay
ALINA KNOWING THR LANGUAGE AND CALLING THEM OHT ON IT-
āyes āohāā i love her
donāt you dare touch her eyes
she was excited over velvet adorable queen
this feels fruity too me
she looks so excited over hair- iām in love
definitely fruity
hi besties again
kaz and inej sitting next to each other
NINA NONA NINA NINA HI QUEEN
SHS LOOKS SO GOOD
iām so in love with every single woman here
these bitches let her go
oh she can handle herself
no she canāt sorry queen
oh the fucking person at the desk
inej jumping down in front of kaz and him not flinching is my religion
āFreedom.ā āFun. At least a few months.ā YES KING
a goat why do you need a fucking goat
kaz āiāll get the goatā why would you get the goat
i love his walk itās everything
no sir donāt do it
jesper NO
kaz is going to be pissed
what is she wearing on her head
hey darkling donāt sneak up on Alina challenge
he just called magic, science. itās magic.
ājust keep your focus on me and youāll be fineā every Ben Barnes stan agrees sir
finally itās off her head
donāt answer for her bitch
alina āstop telling liesā
Leave it to Kaz to jump from Plan B to Plan F.
Actually, leave it to Kaz to even have Plan F.
People who thought that Kaz was going to be part of the darklingās private guard and people who believed them (including me):
Look at the guilt in Inej's eyes
Now look at the assurance in Kaz's eyes
every time someoneās racist towards alina I just zone out I find it so unnecessary yikes
My school iPad wonāt let me google Shadow and Bone reviews because it contains the word bone Iām gonna scream
He is Dirtyhands
Isn't it funny though cause the last metaphor he was talking about was a spider and the spider itself was summoned
Seriousness aside
Why does the Darkling look like that...
Knowing Kaz, it is highly possible he did plan six or more plans as fail-saves
THERES NO SPOILERS HERE I PROMISE
Hey besties, so the shadow and bone show came out today and Iām currently reading the six of crows duolgy, and I plan on reading the s&b books before watching the show, do I need to read the whole grisha trilogy or can I just read the first book in the series before watching the show?
Season 1 Matthias: *is supposed to be a stubborn, Grisha-hating drüskelle with questionable morals and ideals*
Me: omg itās my blonde-haired Fjerdan! My darling itty bitty witch-hunter! Look at that adorable accent!