SHADOW AND BONE IS OUT NOW IM SHAKING

I swear to God Nina Zenik is on a mission to introduce waffles to all deserving Fjerdans 😍

“Wylan summoned every bit of bravado he’d learned from Nina, the will he’d learned from Matthias, the focus he’d studied in Kaz, the courage he’d learned from Inej, and the wild, reckless hope he’d learned from Jesper, the belief that no matter the odds, somehow they would win.”

-Crooked Kingdom

Me, reading any book with the crows in it:

shadow and bone reactions:

spoilers, obviously!

episode 1:

ALINA VOICE OVERRRR YES MA’AM

“they’re just boys” as she should

“the fold ate your parents” way to be blunt about it

flirty miss ma’am talking about Mal

mal is hot?? and boxing?? aren’t you in war??

grisha asshole

i see goat

ALINA IS SO CUTE PLS-

“they can’t keep best friends apart for too long” so cute

“hide your emotional breakdowns for when you’re alone. obviously.” i’m- don’t call me out Alina

“little friend” “how is that wrong” they’re cute idc idc

ooo mal’s name was just called

KETTERDAM BITCHES- i’m going to start crying even though i’ve seen this already

HI JESPER

THE GUN FLIP- SIR

THE CANE- KAZ SIR HELLO

“you’ll scare off the pigeons” “wouldn’t want that boss” PLS I LOVE THEM

“why does this concern me” bitch you’re kaz brekker that’s why

HIM SMIRKING WHILE WALKING BY THE PAINTING-

✨gloves✨

HI INEJ HI BESTIE UGH I LOVE HER

“well of course certain death pays a million”

from this angle he just looks so done with everything

he’s calling her an investment and then following it up with “no one is like you” god. romance at its finest.

the food looks so gross

i’m sorry the racism?? i hate this cook man and it’s probably going to be the only time i see him

ZOYA ZOYA ZOYA HI YOURE GORGEOUS

mal stop flirting take your grapes and walk away

i’m sorry what- 😃✋🏻

yes you should go

mal don’t do it

as he should as he should

ALINA PLS DONT CRYY

aw he’s giving the grapes to her

alina really said “i’m sorry what” same girl

“i could shoot you in the foot” i love her

“i’ll find my way back to you. i promise.”

POWER WALK

interview people

kaz looks so done with everyone all the time and i love it

MISS INEJ I LOVE YOU AND YOUR DAMN SMILE

the way the darkling is introduced by the crows

kaz is talking exactly how i pictured him talking

WE GOING TO SEE NINA????

pekka rollins this asshole i’m already tired of him

i’m already seeing people who have no idea who is simping for him please no

these two are dumb and dumber

alexei “and i’ll be here the whole time” same bestie same

why are you lighting fires alina that is arson.

“i could shoot you in the foot” “i like my foot thank yOU” she’s adorable

inferni is gorgeous

her scarf FKYINF TO THE DARKLING POETIC CINEMA

ooo ship wrecks

why does everyone have good jawlines and cool cheekbones

bestie why are you doing this bestie no

and you’re dead it was nice knowing you

wiggly dead body

inferni also dead

alexei just committed sewerslide

YES ALINA SHOOT THAT VOLCRA

ik Mal doesn’t die but this hurts to watch

“ILL MEET YOU AT RBE MEADOW”

she just became the fucking sun

why does this general dude look familiar

did alexei fucking make it

he did omg he did

this bitch pekka rollins again

YES CROWS YES

not Nina but THAT SMIRK KAZ

that throw was smooth

he used the fake coin lmao

that little wave love you already

cane go whoosh

both of them reaching for their guns

“no businessman worth his salt bargains for what he can take”

miss ma’am i love you and i don’t even know who you are

I WAS RIGHT THE CROWS WERE SET AFTER THE TIMELINE OF ALINA ANS THE FOLD I WAS RIGHT

inej is so nice

inej looks so shocked by that news and so does the old man

SHES SAYINF A PRAYER

this bitch don’t lie to the man whose supposed to be dead already

HE JUST GOT SHOT IN THE HEAD DAMN WASNR EXPECTING TBAF

jesper looks like he’s about to grab his guns and shoot

of course you will Kaz you always do

rating: 10/10 great opening

episode 2:

“you break wind, you don’t make it” lmao this bully is funny

mal and alina’s aesthetic is everything

wait is this why they don’t find out she’s grisha because she runs away

mal grabbing her hand is so cute

THE PARALLEL GOOD GOD BUT HE DIDNT GRAB HER HAND

“you can go with her” the amount of sass

BACK TO CROWS

“that’s a no to saying no”

her showing her tattoo

“THEN MAYBE YOU STAY HERE” GOD NO IM APOLOGIZE RIGHT NOW KAZ

oh she left

alina looks so scared i feel so bad

the fucking darkling is just super dramatic

ben barnes is hot

she’s so sassy to anyone and everyone

alina is just like “why tf am i here what is happening”

the darkling has so much more sass then i remember him having in the first book

mal “fuck this shit i’m out”

the way he pushes up her sleeve farther-

let there be light

she’s so shocked and he’s just like 🙂

hi kaz welcome back

that’s not inej that’s danger that’s what that is

HE JABBED SOMEONE WITB HIS CANE I CAN DIE HAPPU

wait no he’s being detained

FUCKING PEKKA ROLLINS I WANT TO MURDER

GIVE HIM BACK HIS CANE DONT HOLD IT LIKE ITS YOURS

don’t make a fucking deal

“not even close” this bitch doesn’t remember him or his brother

you will not do that you ass

i don’t like seeing kaz scared

he doesn’t remember. fuck him.

the way he just throws him down- i want to MURDER

inej stealing jesper’s shot- yes ma’am

i love jesper

everyone is stealing his shots poor jesper

of course you’re not off the job

“greed always worked for me”

he seems so overwhelmed

no he’s telling everyone to get the girl

who tf is this chick

kaz is terrifying i love him

get that plan bestie

the conductor??

everyone calling kaz boss is something that can be so personal

yes alina defy the general

get your hand off of her

mal running after the carriage while limping- i’m-

zoya is back

HI INEJ BESTIE

knives knives knives

THE ONE IN HER HAIR THAT HOLDS IT YP-

SHES GORGEOUS

“i work for Kaz Brekker now”

i want to murder tante heleen

she’s not an assassin bitch she’s the wraith she collects secrets

inej is pissed but contemplating

HI JESPER HI BESTIE

yes you look good why are you checking yourself out

inej just sneaking up on his is amazing

“love” AWW

“oh why me?”

inej just disappeared

i love jespers reactions to things pls this man has my whole heart

alina just wants to go back and i don’t blame her

yes speak on the racism that you’ve experienced

“i survived long enough without your protection thank you.” i love that

fallen tree- we going to see the cut??

he’s so nice he’s probably going to die

arrow to the head x2

dude almost got his chopped off

only sharpshooter i care about is jesper fahey can i get an amen

smoke bombs bitches

LET HER GO SHE DIDNT WANT THIS

“i’m not grisha i’m a mapmaker” that HURTS ME

OMG THE DARKLING

THE FUCKING CUT OMG IT HAPPENED JEKWJSUSJW

he’s so calm about it tf

he offers his hand so royally if that makes sense

JESPERRR

jesper wants to blow shit up

“and i look good” that was so pure

“she’s a good investment” jesper pls-

“Well i’ve trusted her so far and i’m still alive” i love that

“handsome decoy is also a jesper talent” SIR STOP WOTH TBE ONE LINERS I LOVE YOU

hi miss Inej i love you

hi alina you look amazing for someone who just had someone cut in half on you

“in a dozen pieces” does not go with “in half”

darkling this is not something she should get used too

yes no

of course you haven’t tried you put it up i’ve read the book

yes alina go OFF

tension✨

this man keeps getting closer to her and she’s like “😳🙂✌🏻”

again with the hand

hi Mal bestie

don’t take the horse man leave her alone

i love Mal

okay general whatever your name is, just because of what you learned does not mean that Alina is not worth going after

jesper bestie with the hip and the guns i love you

“i see you’re still upset” so calm with a gun pointed at you

“he’s a king. you’re just the bastard of the barrel” okay poppy, back tf up-

OH SHIT THE CONDUCTOR IS WHO INEJ IS SUPPOSED TO KILL-

“you hit me” duh

Inej is pissed and rightfully so

she has a brother-

she’s terrifying i’m in love

KAZ WHY WOULD YOU APPROACH HER WHEN SHE HAS A KNIFE

“you assume it’s one or the other?” the little knick

even kaz was scared but probably for not getting his money more than inej killing the dude

power couple vibes tbh

“so no pressure”

she’s having her emotional breakdown i feel so bad i want to hug her

pretty bathtub makes all bad things go away

what are you doing miss starkov

bestie i said to not take the horse

okay so maybe not dumb and dumber

“i’m taking her” YES YOU ARE

he has collateral bestie

HES GIVING TBE CROW CLUB FOR INEJ

he still shaking her hand but with gloves

this entire malina scene is total poetry please i love them

rating: 10/10 jesper i love you, you carried

episode 3:

dream of a stag

letterrr

GENYA BESTIE HI

alina i love you

oh that okay

ALINA KNOWING THR LANGUAGE AND CALLING THEM OHT ON IT-

“yes “oh”” i love her

don’t you dare touch her eyes

she was excited over velvet adorable queen

this feels fruity too me

she looks so excited over hair- i’m in love

definitely fruity

hi besties again

kaz and inej sitting next to each other

NINA NONA NINA NINA HI QUEEN

SHS LOOKS SO GOOD

i’m so in love with every single woman here

these bitches let her go

oh she can handle herself

no she can’t sorry queen

oh the fucking person at the desk

inej jumping down in front of kaz and him not flinching is my religion

“Freedom.” “Fun. At least a few months.” YES KING

a goat why do you need a fucking goat

kaz “i’ll get the goat” why would you get the goat

i love his walk it’s everything

no sir don’t do it

jesper NO

kaz is going to be pissed

what is she wearing on her head

hey darkling don’t sneak up on Alina challenge

he just called magic, science. it’s magic.

“just keep your focus on me and you’ll be fine” every Ben Barnes stan agrees sir

finally it’s off her head

don’t answer for her bitch

alina “stop telling lies”

Leave it to Kaz to jump from Plan B to Plan F.

Actually, leave it to Kaz to even have Plan F.

People who thought that Kaz was going to be part of the darkling’s private guard and people who believed them (including me):

WHAT DO YOU MEAN

WHAT DO YOU MEAN

Look at the guilt in Inej's eyes

LOOK AT IT...

Now look at the assurance in Kaz's eyes

He's trying to convince Inej that she killed for a valid reason

every time someone’s racist towards alina I just zone out I find it so unnecessary yikes

My school iPad won’t let me google Shadow and Bone reviews because it contains the word bone I’m gonna scream

HAPPY SHADOW AND BONE DAY Y'ALL!

He is Dirtyhands

Isn't it funny though cause the last metaphor he was talking about was a spider and the spider itself was summoned

OMG look at her realising that she was used

This is what the fandom does when they give us a tv show

Seriousness aside

Why does the Darkling look like that...

OMG WHAT

Knowing Kaz, it is highly possible he did plan six or more plans as fail-saves

THERES NO SPOILERS HERE I PROMISE

Hey besties, so the shadow and bone show came out today and I’m currently reading the six of crows duolgy, and I plan on reading the s&b books before watching the show, do I need to read the whole grisha trilogy or can I just read the first book in the series before watching the show?

Season 1 Matthias: *is supposed to be a stubborn, Grisha-hating drüskelle with questionable morals and ideals*

Me: omg it’s my blonde-haired Fjerdan! My darling itty bitty witch-hunter! Look at that adorable accent!