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  • angels-force
    23.04.2021 - 10 minutes ago

    SHADOW AND BONE IS OUT NOW IM SHAKING

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  • booksandbunnybinkies
    23.04.2021 - 11 minutes ago

    I swear to God Nina Zenik is on a mission to introduce waffles to all deserving Fjerdans 😍

    #shadow and bone spoilers #Sab spoilers #Shadow and Bone book spoilers #King of Scars spoilers #Rule of Wolves spoilers #Nina zenik#Matthias Helvar#KoS spoilers#Row spoilers#Hanne Brum#Fjerda #Nina x waffles #SoC spoilers #Six of Crows spoilers #Crooked Kingdom spoilers #Ck spoilers
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  • point-toxic
    23.04.2021 - 15 minutes ago

    “Wylan summoned every bit of bravado he’d learned from Nina, the will he’d learned from Matthias, the focus he’d studied in Kaz, the courage he’d learned from Inej, and the wild, reckless hope he’d learned from Jesper, the belief that no matter the odds, somehow they would win.”

    -Crooked Kingdom

    #crooked kingdom #six of crows #wylan van eck #the dregs
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  • ahecktonoffandomsinoneblog
    23.04.2021 - 17 minutes ago

    Me, reading any book with the crows in it:

    #six of crows #crooked kingdom #rule of wolves #king of scars #shadow and bone #shadow and bone netflix #grishaverse#inej ghafa#jesper fahey#kaz brekker#mattias helvar#nina zenik #wylan van eck #gif #idk how to tag things uHm- #grishaverseedit #am i doing that right? #sab spoilers #shadow and bone spoilers
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  • kaz-brekker-didnt-need-a-reason
    23.04.2021 - 34 minutes ago

    shadow and bone reactions:

    spoilers, obviously!

    episode 1:

    ALINA VOICE OVERRRR YES MA’AM

    “they’re just boys” as she should

    “the fold ate your parents” way to be blunt about it

    flirty miss ma’am talking about Mal

    mal is hot?? and boxing?? aren’t you in war??

    grisha asshole

    i see goat

    ALINA IS SO CUTE PLS-

    “they can’t keep best friends apart for too long” so cute

    “hide your emotional breakdowns for when you’re alone. obviously.” i’m- don’t call me out Alina

    “little friend” “how is that wrong” they’re cute idc idc

    ooo mal’s name was just called

    KETTERDAM BITCHES- i’m going to start crying even though i’ve seen this already

    HI JESPER

    THE GUN FLIP- SIR

    THE CANE- KAZ SIR HELLO

    “you’ll scare off the pigeons” “wouldn’t want that boss” PLS I LOVE THEM

    “why does this concern me” bitch you’re kaz brekker that’s why

    HIM SMIRKING WHILE WALKING BY THE PAINTING-

    ✨gloves✨

    HI INEJ HI BESTIE UGH I LOVE HER

    “well of course certain death pays a million”

    from this angle he just looks so done with everything

    he’s calling her an investment and then following it up with “no one is like you” god. romance at its finest.

    the food looks so gross

    i’m sorry the racism?? i hate this cook man and it’s probably going to be the only time i see him

    ZOYA ZOYA ZOYA HI YOURE GORGEOUS

    mal stop flirting take your grapes and walk away

    i’m sorry what- 😃✋🏻

    yes you should go

    mal don’t do it

    as he should as he should

    ALINA PLS DONT CRYY

    aw he’s giving the grapes to her

    alina really said “i’m sorry what” same girl

    “i could shoot you in the foot” i love her

    “i’ll find my way back to you. i promise.”

    POWER WALK

    interview people

    kaz looks so done with everyone all the time and i love it

    MISS INEJ I LOVE YOU AND YOUR DAMN SMILE

    the way the darkling is introduced by the crows

    kaz is talking exactly how i pictured him talking

    WE GOING TO SEE NINA????

    pekka rollins this asshole i’m already tired of him

    i’m already seeing people who have no idea who is simping for him please no

    these two are dumb and dumber

    alexei “and i’ll be here the whole time” same bestie same

    why are you lighting fires alina that is arson.

    “i could shoot you in the foot” “i like my foot thank yOU” she’s adorable

    inferni is gorgeous

    her scarf FKYINF TO THE DARKLING POETIC CINEMA

    ooo ship wrecks

    why does everyone have good jawlines and cool cheekbones

    bestie why are you doing this bestie no

    and you’re dead it was nice knowing you

    wiggly dead body

    inferni also dead

    alexei just committed sewerslide

    YES ALINA SHOOT THAT VOLCRA

    ik Mal doesn’t die but this hurts to watch

    “ILL MEET YOU AT RBE MEADOW”

    she just became the fucking sun

    why does this general dude look familiar

    did alexei fucking make it

    he did omg he did

    this bitch pekka rollins again

    YES CROWS YES

    not Nina but THAT SMIRK KAZ

    that throw was smooth

    he used the fake coin lmao

    that little wave love you already

    cane go whoosh

    both of them reaching for their guns

    “no businessman worth his salt bargains for what he can take”

    miss ma’am i love you and i don’t even know who you are

    I WAS RIGHT THE CROWS WERE SET AFTER THE TIMELINE OF ALINA ANS THE FOLD I WAS RIGHT

    inej is so nice

    inej looks so shocked by that news and so does the old man

    SHES SAYINF A PRAYER

    this bitch don’t lie to the man whose supposed to be dead already

    HE JUST GOT SHOT IN THE HEAD DAMN WASNR EXPECTING TBAF

    jesper looks like he’s about to grab his guns and shoot

    of course you will Kaz you always do

    rating: 10/10 great opening

    episode 2:

    “you break wind, you don’t make it” lmao this bully is funny

    mal and alina’s aesthetic is everything

    wait is this why they don’t find out she’s grisha because she runs away

    mal grabbing her hand is so cute

    THE PARALLEL GOOD GOD BUT HE DIDNT GRAB HER HAND

    “you can go with her” the amount of sass

    BACK TO CROWS

    “that’s a no to saying no”

    her showing her tattoo

    “THEN MAYBE YOU STAY HERE” GOD NO IM APOLOGIZE RIGHT NOW KAZ

    oh she left

    alina looks so scared i feel so bad

    the fucking darkling is just super dramatic

    ben barnes is hot

    she’s so sassy to anyone and everyone

    alina is just like “why tf am i here what is happening”

    the darkling has so much more sass then i remember him having in the first book

    mal “fuck this shit i’m out”

    the way he pushes up her sleeve farther-

    let there be light

    she’s so shocked and he’s just like 🙂

    hi kaz welcome back

    that’s not inej that’s danger that’s what that is

    HE JABBED SOMEONE WITB HIS CANE I CAN DIE HAPPU

    wait no he’s being detained

    FUCKING PEKKA ROLLINS I WANT TO MURDER

    GIVE HIM BACK HIS CANE DONT HOLD IT LIKE ITS YOURS

    don’t make a fucking deal

    “not even close” this bitch doesn’t remember him or his brother

    you will not do that you ass

    i don’t like seeing kaz scared

    he doesn’t remember. fuck him.

    the way he just throws him down- i want to MURDER

    inej stealing jesper’s shot- yes ma’am

    i love jesper

    everyone is stealing his shots poor jesper

    of course you’re not off the job

    “greed always worked for me”

    he seems so overwhelmed

    no he’s telling everyone to get the girl

    who tf is this chick

    kaz is terrifying i love him

    get that plan bestie

    the conductor??

    everyone calling kaz boss is something that can be so personal

    yes alina defy the general

    get your hand off of her

    mal running after the carriage while limping- i’m-

    zoya is back

    HI INEJ BESTIE

    knives knives knives

    THE ONE IN HER HAIR THAT HOLDS IT YP-

    SHES GORGEOUS

    “i work for Kaz Brekker now”

    i want to murder tante heleen

    she’s not an assassin bitch she’s the wraith she collects secrets

    inej is pissed but contemplating

    HI JESPER HI BESTIE

    yes you look good why are you checking yourself out

    inej just sneaking up on his is amazing

    “love” AWW

    “oh why me?”

    inej just disappeared

    i love jespers reactions to things pls this man has my whole heart

    alina just wants to go back and i don’t blame her

    yes speak on the racism that you’ve experienced

    “i survived long enough without your protection thank you.” i love that

    fallen tree- we going to see the cut??

    he’s so nice he’s probably going to die

    arrow to the head x2

    dude almost got his chopped off

    only sharpshooter i care about is jesper fahey can i get an amen

    smoke bombs bitches

    LET HER GO SHE DIDNT WANT THIS

    “i’m not grisha i’m a mapmaker” that HURTS ME

    OMG THE DARKLING

    THE FUCKING CUT OMG IT HAPPENED JEKWJSUSJW

    he’s so calm about it tf

    he offers his hand so royally if that makes sense

    JESPERRR

    jesper wants to blow shit up

    “and i look good” that was so pure

    “she’s a good investment” jesper pls-

    “Well i’ve trusted her so far and i’m still alive” i love that

    “handsome decoy is also a jesper talent” SIR STOP WOTH TBE ONE LINERS I LOVE YOU

    hi miss Inej i love you

    hi alina you look amazing for someone who just had someone cut in half on you

    “in a dozen pieces” does not go with “in half”

    darkling this is not something she should get used too

    yes no

    of course you haven’t tried you put it up i’ve read the book

    yes alina go OFF

    tension✨

    this man keeps getting closer to her and she’s like “😳🙂✌🏻”

    again with the hand

    hi Mal bestie

    don’t take the horse man leave her alone

    i love Mal

    okay general whatever your name is, just because of what you learned does not mean that Alina is not worth going after

    jesper bestie with the hip and the guns i love you

    “i see you’re still upset” so calm with a gun pointed at you

    “he’s a king. you’re just the bastard of the barrel” okay poppy, back tf up-

    OH SHIT THE CONDUCTOR IS WHO INEJ IS SUPPOSED TO KILL-

    “you hit me” duh

    Inej is pissed and rightfully so

    she has a brother-

    she’s terrifying i’m in love

    KAZ WHY WOULD YOU APPROACH HER WHEN SHE HAS A KNIFE

    “you assume it’s one or the other?” the little knick

    even kaz was scared but probably for not getting his money more than inej killing the dude

    power couple vibes tbh

    “so no pressure”

    she’s having her emotional breakdown i feel so bad i want to hug her

    pretty bathtub makes all bad things go away

    what are you doing miss starkov

    bestie i said to not take the horse

    okay so maybe not dumb and dumber

    “i’m taking her” YES YOU ARE

    he has collateral bestie

    HES GIVING TBE CROW CLUB FOR INEJ

    he still shaking her hand but with gloves

    this entire malina scene is total poetry please i love them

    rating: 10/10 jesper i love you, you carried

    episode 3:

    dream of a stag

    letterrr

    GENYA BESTIE HI

    alina i love you

    oh that okay

    ALINA KNOWING THR LANGUAGE AND CALLING THEM OHT ON IT-

    “yes “oh”” i love her

    don’t you dare touch her eyes

    she was excited over velvet adorable queen

    this feels fruity too me

    she looks so excited over hair- i’m in love

    definitely fruity

    hi besties again

    kaz and inej sitting next to each other

    NINA NONA NINA NINA HI QUEEN

    SHS LOOKS SO GOOD

    i’m so in love with every single woman here

    these bitches let her go

    oh she can handle herself

    no she can’t sorry queen

    oh the fucking person at the desk

    inej jumping down in front of kaz and him not flinching is my religion

    “Freedom.” “Fun. At least a few months.” YES KING

    a goat why do you need a fucking goat

    kaz “i’ll get the goat” why would you get the goat

    i love his walk it’s everything

    no sir don’t do it

    jesper NO

    kaz is going to be pissed

    what is she wearing on her head

    hey darkling don’t sneak up on Alina challenge

    he just called magic, science. it’s magic.

    “just keep your focus on me and you’ll be fine” every Ben Barnes stan agrees sir

    finally it’s off her head

    don’t answer for her bitch

    alina “stop telling lies”

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  • adip-in-theink
    23.04.2021 - 43 minutes ago

    Leave it to Kaz to jump from Plan B to Plan F.

    Actually, leave it to Kaz to even have Plan F.

    #kaz brekker in his element #but i fear this is just the tip of the ice berg #i need six of crows and crooked kingdom plot please #shadow and bone cast #six of crows #crooked kingdom
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  • tessasclockworkangel
    23.04.2021 - 56 minutes ago

    People who thought that Kaz was going to be part of the darkling’s private guard and people who believed them (including me):

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  • im-someone-i-guess
    23.04.2021 - 1 hour ago

    WHAT DO YOU MEAN

    WHAT DO YOU MEAN

    #pretending i don't know the plot is much fun #grishaverse #six of crows #leigh bardugo#booklover#books#booklr #shadow and bone #crooked kingdom#the darkling#baghra morozova#alina starkov
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  • im-someone-i-guess
    23.04.2021 - 1 hour ago

    Look at the guilt in Inej's eyes

    LOOK AT IT...

    Now look at the assurance in Kaz's eyes

    He's trying to convince Inej that she killed for a valid reason

    #grishaverse #six of crows #leigh bardugo#booklover#books#booklr #shadow and bone #crooked kingdom#kaz brekker#inej ghafa#kanej #the shadow and bone spoilers #shadow and bone spoilers
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  • michellejackson
    23.04.2021 - 1 hour ago

    every time someone’s racist towards alina I just zone out I find it so unnecessary yikes

    #I’m really enjoying watching but then someone will say something racist and I’m just like wooop ok #like I know ppl have problems with the shu but like #someone call me a rice water I will end you #idk like there was some in crooked kingdom but still #zoya really?😪😪😪😪 #it’s making me uncomfyyyy #shadow and bone
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  • wlwalina
    23.04.2021 - 1 hour ago

    My school iPad won’t let me google Shadow and Bone reviews because it contains the word bone I’m gonna scream

    #six of crows #shadow and bone #Netflix#the grishaverse#crooked kingdom
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  • im-someone-i-guess
    23.04.2021 - 1 hour ago

    He is Dirtyhands

    Isn't it funny though cause the last metaphor he was talking about was a spider and the spider itself was summoned

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  • im-someone-i-guess
    23.04.2021 - 1 hour ago

    OMG look at her realising that she was used

    #grishaverse #six of crows #leigh bardugo#booklover#books#booklr #shadow and bone #crooked kingdom#alina starkov#the darkling #the shadow and bone spoilers
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  • mortal-maebh
    23.04.2021 - 1 hour ago

    This is what the fandom does when they give us a tv show

    #grishaverse#grisha #shadow and bone #six of crows #crooked kingdom #the grisha trilogy #leigh bardugo#alina starkov#the darkling
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  • im-someone-i-guess
    23.04.2021 - 1 hour ago

    Seriousness aside

    Why does the Darkling look like that...

    #grishaverse #six of crows #leigh bardugo#booklover#books#booklr #shadow and bone #crooked kingdom#the darkling#baghra morozova #the shadow and bone spoilers
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  • im-someone-i-guess
    23.04.2021 - 1 hour ago

    OMG WHAT

    #i am literally so surprised #grishaverse #six of crows #leigh bardugo#booklover#books#booklr #shadow and bone #crooked kingdom#baghra morozova#the darkling #the shadow and bone spoilers
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  • im-someone-i-guess
    23.04.2021 - 1 hour ago

    Knowing Kaz, it is highly possible he did plan six or more plans as fail-saves

    #grishaverse #six of crows #leigh bardugo#booklover#books#booklr #shadow and bone #crooked kingdom#kaz brekker#inej ghafa #shadow and bone spoilers
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  • a-e-y
    23.04.2021 - 1 hour ago

    THERES NO SPOILERS HERE I PROMISE

    Hey besties, so the shadow and bone show came out today and I’m currently reading the six of crows duolgy, and I plan on reading the s&b books before watching the show, do I need to read the whole grisha trilogy or can I just read the first book in the series before watching the show?

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  • charred-boots
    23.04.2021 - 1 hour ago

    Season 1 Matthias: *is supposed to be a stubborn, Grisha-hating drüskelle with questionable morals and ideals*

    Me: omg it’s my blonde-haired Fjerdan! My darling itty bitty witch-hunter! Look at that adorable accent!

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