We lost so much with the absence of Crowley in the last seasons. I miss him so MUCH.

...I am nothing: they do not see me. They are as upon the earth.

WELCOME to: The last five screenshots on my phone

The Children of the Gods

by Anonymous

Crowley and Aziraphale get drug along to save a missing Jesus and then get forced into a world of so much more.

Words: 3528, Chapters: 1/?, Language: English

Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV), Norse Religion & Lore, Norse Mythology - Neil Gaiman

Rating: Explicit

Warnings: Graphic Depictions Of Violence, Rape/Non-Con

Categories: F/M, M/M, Other

Characters: Aziraphale (Good Omens), Crowley (Good Omens), Jesus (Good Omens), Gabriel (Good Omens), Michael (Good Omens), Hastur (Good Omens), Ligur (Good Omens), Sandalphon (Good Omens), Uriel (Good Omens), Eric the Disposable Demon (Good Omens), Vice (Original Character), Beelzebub (Good Omens), Dagon (Good Omens), Pestilence (Good Omens), War (Good Omens), Famine (Good Omens), John of Patmos (Good Omens), Balog (Original Character), Metatron (Good Omens), Angrboða | Angerboda (Norse Religion & Lore), Hel | Hela (Norse Religion & Lore), Satan | Lucifer (Good Omens), God (Good Omens), Death (Good Omens), Þórr | Thor (Norse Religion & Lore), Kvasir (Norse Religion & Lore), Loki (Norse Religion & Lore)

Relationships: Aziraphale/Crowley (Good Omens), Crowley & Jesus (Good Omens), Vice(Original Character)/Crowley (Good Omens), Hastur/Michael (Good Omens), Hastur/Ligur/Michael (Good Omens), Jesus/John of Patmos (Good Omens), Vice(OriginalCharacter)/Gabriel (Good Omens), God/Hel

Additional Tags: Ineffable Husbands (Good Omens), Idiots in Love, Mutual Pining, Angst with a Happy Ending, Aziraphale Loves Crowley (Good Omens), Crowley Loves Aziraphale (Good Omens), Angst and Hurt/Comfort, multiple character deaths, Jealous Aziraphale (Good Omens), Jealous Crowley (Good Omens), First Kiss, Jealous Gabriel (Good Omens), Seduction through deceit, Its not consent if you think your partner is someone else, Shape-shifter, Hurt Aziraphale (Good Omens), Hurt Crowley (Good Omens), Getting Together, Sexual Assault, Sexual Harassment, Protective Crowley (Good Omens), Protective Aziraphale (Good Omens), Sucide, Period typical homophobia and cissexism, non-con kissing, Human gun with God killing bullets, Anal Fingering, Anal Sex, non-con frottage, There are so many gods, Be warned there is blood, I mean a skull explodes amount of blood, Aziraphale and Crowley make it to the end alive, Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence, Violence, This Loki is a conniving abusive god of chaos, Get Tom Hiddleston out of your head, Gabriel is an evil bastard, First Time Blow Jobs, Gabriel acts like his dad, Crowley looks like his dad, Explicit Language, Regaining Memories, reliving past trauma, Healing from past trauma and abuse

Link: https://archiveofourown.org/works/33032641

Sometimes God comes out of the sky to whop you upside the head.

Sometimes you set a tent with friends instead.

Presented with numerous gifts, asking why?

So many cups to choose.

I think upon it all and realize,

Messages in the open blue,

So many cups hold lies.

They will never empathize,

But I see it in the eyes.

The Children of the Gods

read it on the AO3 at https://ift.tt/3rYbFSv

by Anonymous

Crowley and Aziraphale get drug along to save a missing Jesus and then get forced into a world of so much more.

Words: 3528, Chapters: 1/?, Language: English

Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV), Norse Religion & Lore, Norse Mythology - Neil Gaiman

Rating: Explicit

Warnings: Graphic Depictions Of Violence, Rape/Non-Con

Categories: F/M, M/M, Other

Characters: Aziraphale (Good Omens), Crowley (Good Omens), Jesus (Good Omens), Gabriel (Good Omens), Michael (Good Omens), Hastur (Good Omens), Ligur (Good Omens), Sandalphon (Good Omens), Uriel (Good Omens), Eric the Disposable Demon (Good Omens), Vice (Original Character), Beelzebub (Good Omens), Dagon (Good Omens), Pestilence (Good Omens), War (Good Omens), Famine (Good Omens), John of Patmos (Good Omens), Balog (Original Character), Metatron (Good Omens), Angrboða | Angerboda (Norse Religion & Lore), Hel | Hela (Norse Religion & Lore), Satan | Lucifer (Good Omens), God (Good Omens), Death (Good Omens), Þórr | Thor (Norse Religion & Lore), Kvasir (Norse Religion & Lore), Loki (Norse Religion & Lore)

Relationships: Aziraphale/Crowley (Good Omens), Crowley & Jesus (Good Omens), Vice(Original Character)/Crowley (Good Omens), Hastur/Michael (Good Omens), Hastur/Ligur/Michael (Good Omens), Jesus/John of Patmos (Good Omens), Vice(OriginalCharacter)/Gabriel (Good Omens), God/Hel

Additional Tags: Ineffable Husbands (Good Omens), Idiots in Love, Mutual Pining, Angst with a Happy Ending, Aziraphale Loves Crowley (Good Omens), Crowley Loves Aziraphale (Good Omens), Angst and Hurt/Comfort, multiple character deaths, Jealous Aziraphale (Good Omens), Jealous Crowley (Good Omens), First Kiss, Jealous Gabriel (Good Omens), Seduction through deceit, Its not consent if you think your partner is someone else, Shape-shifter, Hurt Aziraphale (Good Omens), Hurt Crowley (Good Omens), Getting Together, Sexual Assault, Sexual Harassment, Protective Crowley (Good Omens), Protective Aziraphale (Good Omens), Sucide, Period typical homophobia and cissexism, non-con kissing, Human gun with God killing bullets, Anal Fingering, Anal Sex, non-con frottage, There are so many gods, Be warned there is blood, I mean a skull explodes amount of blood, Aziraphale and Crowley make it to the end alive, Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence, Violence, This Loki is a conniving abusive god of chaos, Get Tom Hiddleston out of your head, Gabriel is an evil bastard, First Time Blow Jobs, Gabriel acts like his dad, Crowley looks like his dad, Explicit Language, Regaining Memories, reliving past trauma, Healing from past trauma and abuse

read it on the AO3 at https://ift.tt/3rYbFSv

Aziraphale, tending to Crowley’s wounds: How would you rate your pain?

Crowley: Zero stars. Would NOT recommend.

Y'all really undersell Crowley

poor stretch Bubba sawyer is not enough now Vitor Crowley is behind her too kkkkk

A Place to Call Home

by CandyQueenAO3, southdownsraph

Ezra and Crowley are enjoying one of their favorite pastimes, a leisurely stroll around their island, when they come across a doorway that hasn't been there before. After stepping through, they find themselves in a place and time radically different from their own. Although, the biggest surprise is still yet to come...

And here Crowley thought HE was the only being who was half snake.

Words: 2216, Chapters: 1/5, Language: English

Series: Part 7 of Ilha de Queimada Grande

Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)

Rating: Teen And Up Audiences

Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply

Categories: M/M, Other

Characters: Aziraphale (Good Omens), Crowley (Good Omens), Original Child(ren) of Aziraphale and Crowley (Good Omens)

Relationships: Aziraphale/Crowley (Good Omens)

Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - Human, (One of them at least), Alternate Universe - Role Reversal, Kissing, Hurt/Comfort, Emotional Hurt/Comfort, Banter, Happy Ending, Rated T for Language and Mild Suggestive Themes, Love, References to Egg Laying, references to pregnancy, (No actual Egg Laying or Pregnancy Shown), References to PTSD, Caring Crowley (Good Omens), Friendship, Hurt Aziraphale (Good Omens), Hurt Crowley (Good Omens), Cuddling & Snuggling, Hypothermia, Relationship Discussions, Established Relationship, Naga Crowley (Good Omens), Naga Aziraphale (Good Omens), He/Him Pronouns For Crowley (Good Omens), They/Them Pronouns for Crowley (Good Omens), He/Him Pronouns For Aziraphale (Good Omens), minor aziraphale whump, Domestic Fluff, Worried Aziraphale (Good Omens), Crowley Gets All the Hugs, Protective Crowley (Good Omens), Protective Aziraphale (Good Omens), mild violence, Mild Blood, Crowley Loves Aziraphale (Good Omens), Aziraphale Loves Crowley (Good Omens), Shapeshifting, Collaboration, Zine

Link: https://archiveofourown.org/works/33031186

What Is Love? Darling It's You

by Anonymous

Lots of fluffy, smutty happiness

Words: 3447, Chapters: 1/4, Language: English

Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)

Rating: Explicit

Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply

Categories: F/M, M/M

Characters: Aziraphale (Good Omens), Crowley (Good Omens), Sergeant Shadwell (Good Omens), Madame Tracy (Good Omens), Anathema Device, Newton Pulsifer, Pepper (Good Omens), Adam Young (Good Omens), Brian (Good Omens), Wensleydale (Good Omens), Mary Hodges | Sister Mary Loquacious

Relationships: Aziraphale/Crowley (Good Omens), Anathema Device/Newton Pulsifer, Sergeant Shadwell/Madame Tracy (Good Omens), Pepper/Adam Young (Good Omens)

Additional Tags: Fluff, Fluff and Smut, Ineffable Husbands (Good Omens), South Downs Cottage (Good Omens), Marriage Proposal, Blow Jobs, Stag parties, Wedding, Moving In Together, Anal Sex, Explicit Sex, Anal Fingering, ass eating, Or tongue in cheek you could say

Link: https://archiveofourown.org/works/33031099

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