Guys, my groceries won't stop staring at me
Pop the lock
Take the muzzle off
Can you wrap what you have against the open wounds
I’ve never felt this before
Some Things You Can Do!
Park rangers know that lately they’ve been telling residents what they cannot or should not do, so we thought it fair that we give a list of possible activities that residents can do.
Things you can do:
Commune with nature
Go on a walk through the forest and admire the local wildlife
Be given a dark and terrible prophecy
Keep any ancient weaponry that you find abandoned and calling your name
Go to the museum between the hours of 2 and 8 pm
Say hello to your neighbors
Dumbass meme that I made instead of studying
Alright alright hear me out though: Hellboy Bakugou.
shout out to gravity falls for being on the Year in Review Top TV Shows list AGAIN despite the show ending five years ago. we will never die.
There’s this kid in my class who dresses like a literal cartoon character. Like it’s the same outfit every day, brown pants, white tshirt, green jacket, black shoes. He is the most average looking person I’ve ever seen what is this
I love how not shipping to California is a running joke in the cloud making industry
My dog looks like not a dog and idk how I feel about it
I love her tho she is my life and I would kill for her, without hesitation and with a smile.
Do you know how hard it is to find a cute dress when you’re one and a half feet tall?! #ohthatseanart #cryptidhaus #dug #puppet
since matt from the woonderland system made another intro i kinda want to as well!
we're the cryptid system! we're just a bunch of goofy nonhumans <3 our host is a therian and most of us are too!
we love answering asks, so if you wanna send us anything (even nosy stuff lmao) send us an ask! we'll be happy to answer.
Animals Aiko owns on their ranch as an adult:
1 Pony. His name is Lucifer.
3 horses, 2 paints, and a palomino
4 dogs, all rescued mutts
6 cats, 2 of which are barn cats.
3 snakes (a corn snake, a ball python, and a hognose)
6 Lizards (1 geko, 2 chameleons, an iguana, 2 bearded dragons)
5 squeaky frogs.
Sorry in advance to everyone who talks to me regularly/semi regularly.
I'm in a pretty bad depressive episode and have been all week. The shorter days contribute a lot, but I'm also top broke to do... literally anything.
I have $18 in cash to use for groceries and that's about it. Not looking like I'm gonna be able to do anything whatsoever for Christmas for my kiddo, and I just had to cancel the cats kitnip box st the request of my mom. Which was salt in the wound honestly (its not her fault, she can't afford it.) But yeah.
I'm distant and quiet because I don't want to be a downer, I might not be very good at being supportive or helpful either...
So yeah sorry in advance.
That time when u take a sip of an energy drink when you haven’t had it in a while and it is better than an orgasm