Need to tap an inexhaustible byte well? (based on a true story)
Project g3 is complete. I am very happy with it
Tired of people that are seated behind you using your armrests as footrests? Have some kinky fun by grabbing their ankles and pulling hard on their legs while screaming “OH YEAH BABY I WANT TO SUCK YOUR TOES!”.
Everyone will have a good laugh and you’ll make a new best friend!
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Me, complaining about flatmates occupying the bathroom at inopportune times: “I take medication that makes me piss more often. Why is it so hard for them to ask me if I need to go or warn me before they take up the shower for 2 hours!? What am I supposed to do? Piss in a bottle?! ”
Me: *proceeds to drink from a bottle*
Yeah. Bad transitions are a thing.