#dankest memes Tumblr posts

That’s what my Tinder profile says!

I almost choked on my orange juice after I read this. Thanks for reminding me though.

Bubblegum, bubblegum in a dish. How many pieces do you wish?

Me: *counting so it lands on the person I most dislike*

Elementary, my dear Watson.

That was harsh 😂😅😂😅😂😅

Meirl when trying to hustle. When working 100% work. When relax, 100% relax. I see no reason to mix the two.

Camus you are bad at navigating That’s why nobody gives you a map Or even GPS

Me and my boyfriend facetiming:

*having normal conversation*

*starts teasing him*

*out of knowhere shares my screen to show him a meme*

My boyfriend: “I was going to show you my wiener but then you started showing me memes.”

Me: 👁👄👁

Must have been oil under one of the crypts!