Why do men feel so fucking entitled when it comes to dating?
1. Don’t invite yourself over to my house.
2. Don’t assume I don’t have plans. If you ask me to chill the night of, the answer is no. I am a priority, not a last minute thing.
3. You are not that attractive, stop acting like you are.
4. Having sex with you is hardly ever worth my time. Either figure out what you’re doing or work on being be more humble.
5. Every. Single. Day. I wish. I was. Gay.