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  • neondemon69
    19.01.2022 - 6 days ago

    Chapter 4 Mr inner critic! Hack of judgment!


    Susie‌ ‌took‌ ‌the‌ ‌two‌ ‌to‌ ‌the‌ ‌computer‌ ‌lab‌ ‌in‌ ‌the‌ ‌real‌ ‌world‌, ‌she‌ ‌was‌ ‌worried‌ ‌Spamton‌ ‌would‌ ‌turn‌ ‌to‌ ‌stone‌, ‌then‌ ‌again‌. ‌Spamton‌ ‌was‌ ‌from‌ ‌there‌, ‌She also wondered why this‌ ‌portal‌ ‌was‌ open‌ ‌again, Was Kris responsible for this? Still‌, ‌she jumped right in. Wasting‌ ‌no‌ ‌time‌, ‌she‌ ‌could‌ ‌only‌ ‌hope‌ ‌no‌ ‌one‌ ‌else‌ ‌join ‌her‌, ‌or‌ ‌was‌ ‌already‌ ‌in‌ ‌the‌ ‌damn‌ ‌computer‌ ‌lab‌ ‌when‌ ‌the‌ ‌portal‌ ‌opened‌. When‌ ‌she‌ ‌hit the ground ‌she‌ ‌pulled‌ ‌out‌ ‌Spamton‌ ‌dropping‌ ‌him‌ down on the ground and‌ ‌Ralsei‌ ‌just‌ ‌seemed‌ ‌to‌ ‌appear ‌from‌ ‌nowhere‌ ‌like‌ ‌last‌ ‌time‌. "Alright‌ ‌Spamton‌, ‌you‌ better‌ ‌help‌ ‌find‌ ‌Kris‌ ‌or‌ ‌I‌ ‌will‌ ‌lose‌ ‌my‌ ‌shit..."‌ ‌Susie‌ ‌admitted‌.

    Spamton‌ ‌just‌ ‌nodded‌, ‌"UH‌ ‌-‌ ‌HEY‌ ‌[JOHN‌ ‌CENA!!]‌, ‌WHERE‌ ‌DID‌ ‌YOU‌ ‌FIND‌ ‌THAT‌ ‌[little‌ ‌slime]'S‌ ‌[GORGEOUS‌ ‌FABRIC]‌ ‌AGAIN?"‌ ‌Spamton‌ ‌ asked. ‌‌Susie‌ ‌pulled‌ ‌out‌ ‌a‌ ‌small‌ ‌scarp ‌of‌ ‌Kris‌'s ‌blue‌ ‌and‌ ‌pink‌ ‌fabric, ‌"by‌ ‌dumpster"‌ Spamton‌ ‌had‌ ‌to‌ ‌think‌ ‌as his‌ ‌body‌ ‌forced ‌him‌ ‌to‌ ‌walk‌. ‌ralsei‌ ‌and‌ ‌Susie‌ ‌just‌ ‌followed‌ ‌Spamton‌.

    This‌ ‌scrap‌ ‌wouldn't‌ ‌be‌ ‌from‌ ‌their‌ ‌battle‌ ‌would‌ ‌it?‌ ‌No‌, ‌he‌ ‌didn't‌ ‌even‌ ‌hit‌ ‌Kris‌ ‌once‌, ‌in‌ ‌fact‌ ‌he‌ ‌was‌ ‌pretty‌ ‌sure‌ ‌he‌ ‌didn't‌ ‌touch‌ ‌them‌. ‌it‌ ‌was‌ ‌only‌ ‌when‌ ‌he‌ ‌was‌ ‌Neo‌ ‌when‌ ‌things‌ ‌got‌ ‌that‌ ‌bad‌, ‌which‌ ‌scared‌ ‌him‌ ‌more‌ ‌then‌ ‌anything‌.

    After‌ ‌a‌ ‌while‌, ‌they‌ ‌made‌ ‌it‌ ‌to‌ ‌the‌ ‌dumpster‌ ‌Spamton‌ used‌ ‌to‌ ‌live‌ ‌in‌. ‌"IS‌ ‌IT‌ ‌THIS‌ ‌ONE‌?"‌ ‌Spamton‌ ‌asked‌, ‌Susie‌ ‌looked‌ ‌around‌ ‌confused‌ ‌"yeah?‌ ‌How...‌ ‌How‌ ‌did‌ ‌you‌ ‌know‌ this‌ ‌one‌ ‌though??‌ ‌I‌ ‌swear‌ ‌if‌ ‌you‌ ‌did‌ ‌something-"‌ ‌Spamton‌ ‌cut‌ ‌Susie‌ ‌off‌ ‌"NO‌ ‌[ŃO]‌ ‌THIS‌ ‌ IS JUST‌ ‌WHERE‌ ‌WE‌ ‌[FIRST!!]‌ ‌MET‌, ‌I‌ ‌WAS‌N'T ‌ABLE‌ ‌TO‌ EVEN ‌[TOUĆH]‌ ‌THE ‌THE‌ ‌WHOLE‌ ‌TIME..."‌ ‌Spamton‌ ‌admitted‌ ‌looking‌ ‌around‌. ‌

    Ralsei‌ ‌and‌ ‌Susie‌ ‌stop‌ ‌to‌ ‌look‌ ‌around‌ ‌for‌ ‌any‌ ‌clues‌ ‌of‌ ‌Kris‌ ‌but‌ ‌there‌ ‌was‌ ‌nothing‌, ‌suddenly‌ ‌the‌ ‌dumpster‌ ‌door‌ ‌slammed‌ ‌open‌, ‌Spamton‌ ‌stay‌ed ‌close‌ ‌to‌ ‌the‌ ‌others‌ ‌before‌ ‌suddenly‌ ‌they‌ ‌got‌ ‌caught‌ ‌in‌ ‌battle‌ ‌with‌ ‌a‌ ‌long‌ ‌figure‌ ‌that‌ ‌was‌ ‌nothing‌ ‌but‌ ‌blue‌ ‌liquid‌.

    The‌ ‌battle‌ ‌section‌ ‌said‌ ‌"Bluescream‌ ‌blocked‌ ‌the‌ ‌way"‌ with‌ ‌the‌ ‌figure‌ ‌saying‌ ‌"if‌ ‌problems‌ continue‌, ‌please‌ ‌restart!"‌. ‌Susie‌ ‌slightly‌ ‌put‌ ‌down‌ ‌her‌ ‌axe‌, ‌"SPAMTON!‌ ‌WHAT‌ ‌THE‌ ‌HELL!?!?"‌ ‌she‌ ‌shouted‌. ‌Spamton‌ ‌looked‌ ‌confused‌ ‌he‌ ‌wasn't‌ ‌planning‌ ‌for‌ ‌this‌ ‌battle‌ ‌actually‌ ‌he‌ ‌was‌ ‌praying‌ ‌not‌ ‌to‌ go into a fight, ‌cause‌ ‌he‌ ‌still‌ ‌felt‌ ‌weak‌, ‌why‌ ‌was‌ ‌Susie‌ ‌so‌ ‌pissed.‌ ‌"<-UH?"‌ ‌Spamton‌ ‌muttered‌. ‌

    Ralsei‌ ‌finally‌ ‌spoke‌ ‌up‌ ‌seemly‌ ‌worried‌, ‌"uh...‌ ‌Spamton‌ ‌next‌ ‌time‌ ‌you‌ ‌need‌ ‌me‌ ‌to‌ ‌heal‌ ‌you‌ ‌before‌ ‌a battle‌, ‌just‌ ‌ask...ok?"‌ ‌ralsei‌ ‌said‌ ‌softly‌, ‌Spamton‌ ‌realized‌... ‌he‌ ‌felt‌ ‌weak‌ ‌since‌ ‌the‌ ‌fall‌ ‌and‌ ‌he‌ ‌never‌ ‌check‌ ‌how‌ ‌much‌ ‌damage‌ ‌he‌ ‌had‌, ‌till‌ ‌now‌ he‌ ‌was‌ ‌about‌ ‌to‌ ‌look‌ ‌down‌ ‌at‌ ‌his‌ ‌health‌ ‌bar‌ ‌before‌ ‌Susie‌ ‌started‌ ‌shouting‌ ‌it."‌ ‌YOU‌ ‌HAVE‌ ‌-30‌ ‌HEALTH!!‌ ‌AND‌ ‌YOU‌ ‌EXPECT‌ ‌US‌ ‌TO‌ ‌NOT‌ ‌REACT ‌TO‌ ‌THAT!?‌ ‌HOW‌ ‌DID‌ ‌YOU‌ ‌NOT‌ ‌NOTICE‌ ‌BEFORE‌ ‌WE‌ ‌GOT‌ ‌INTO‌ ‌BATTLE‌! ‌IN‌ ‌FACT, HOW‌ ‌THE‌ ‌FUCK‌ ‌IS‌ ‌THAT‌ ‌EVEN‌ ‌POSSIBLE!?!?"‌ ‌Susie‌ ‌shouted‌. ‌Spamton jumped slightly, "O-O+H. I FELT [WEAK AND PATHETIC!] BUT I DIDN'T EVEN THINK I WAS THAT [DANGEROUS INJURIES!!]" Spamton finally admitted,

     OK, ok  

     Spamton process what he needed to do but ugh body was already moving without control, Spamton acted only thing Spamton knew how to act though was deal making and he had Susie act as Spamton ate some food in his inventory, and had ralsei heal him to try and get his health at a not so horrible point, at least not letting it be in the negatives

    Susie stopped "'deal making?' how the heck... I'm used to Kris's madness but I've never done that before... care to explain what the fuck I'm trying to do?" Susie asked, a little annoyed more so because she didn't know how to 'act' as Spamton wanted.  

    Spamton froze, oh gosh he hadn't done as a team before he usually had to fight all alone now, he had to teach the others what he meant? Then again maybe trying to teach them could be a good thing, though he knew he would have to adjust his 'act' to work with the other's act style too.. "WELL, WHENEVER I'M IN A [TRUE WAR!] I TRY TO MAKE [DEALS! DEALSZ! DEAŁS!] WITH THEM, SO I DON'T FIGHT! JUST MAKE UP SOMETHING THEY MIGHT [ENJOY FOR A LIMITED TIME!]" Spamton said not knowing himself what that.... Thing wanted, it said something restarting?  

    Susie huffed slightly before trying something! Anything! "Hey, you! Blue thing! How about we make a deal get out of our way, and we'll uh- restart you or whatever you just said" Susie said  

    Bluescream seem to like that, Ralsei turned to spamton, he walked up to him "I'm going to heal you now" ralsei said quietly, hugging him as he froze up a little, his glasses glowed as he felt ralsei heal him to full health, thank God for that! "THANK YOU [VALUE CUSTOMER]" Spamton muttered, Ralsei smiled with a soft blush "oh Spamton, I think if we pacify them maybe that'll do the trick!" ralsei said  

    Spamton smirked and nodded actually thankful he had someone to help out, he probably wouldn't have figured out this fight without help. Spamton got Susie to - 'rough pacify'  SPAMTON QUICKLY REALIZED THAT WAS PROBABLY A MISTAKE, HE HAD TO LOOK AWAY

    Spamton looked to ralsei, as ralsei shouted "Susie stop! He said pacify not figh- oh..." ralsei mumbled, flinching at the sight as Spamton could hear metal hit something or well... Someone...Spamton looked back to see the opponent pacified, Spamton quickly spared what was now a black screen figure in front of them. 

    Ralsei huffed, "SUSIE!" ralsei shouted at Susie rolled her eyes "oh come, Spamton said for me to do it! Besides look, it's fine!" Susie said, looking at the past out black screen of a figure who almost looked like they were peacefully sleeping.

    Spamton‌ ‌just‌ ‌watched‌ ‌the‌ ‌two...‌ ‌He‌ ‌really‌ ‌needed‌ ‌to‌ ‌find‌ ‌Kris..... ‌how‌ ‌the‌ ‌hell‌ ‌did‌ ‌Kris‌ ‌handle‌ ‌these‌ ‌two??‌ ‌ ‌Spamton‌ ‌looked‌ ‌at‌ ‌the‌ ‌pass‌ed ‌out‌ ‌figure‌, ‌he‌ ‌seen‌ ‌this‌ ‌before‌ ‌he‌ ‌didn't‌ ‌want‌ ‌to‌ ‌believe‌ ‌it‌ ‌though...‌ ‌He‌ ‌sighed‌ ‌softly‌.

    Ralsei‌ ‌looked‌ ‌over‌ ‌at‌ ‌Spamton‌, ‌"um‌ ‌Spamton‌, ‌maybe‌ ‌next‌ ‌time‌, ‌I‌ ‌should‌ ‌just‌ ‌pacify.....Spamton…‌. ‌You‌ ‌ok‌? ‌you‌ ‌seem‌ ‌stress?‌ ‌I‌ ‌think‌ ‌you‌ ‌did‌ ‌good‌ ‌in‌ ‌battle!"‌ ‌ralsei‌ ‌try‌ ‌to‌ ‌encourage‌ ‌Spamton‌, ‌who‌ ‌shook‌ ‌his‌ ‌head‌ ‌"I‌ ‌NOW‌ ‌[KNOW‌ ‌MORE‌ ‌THEN‌ ‌THE‌ ‌AVERAGE‌ ‌JOE]‌ ‌BUT‌ ‌I‌ ‌DON'T‌ ‌WANT‌ ‌TO‌ ‌GO‌ ‌TO‌ ‌THAT‌ ‌[HELL]‌ ‌AGAIN....‌ ‌I‌ ‌KNOW‌ ‌KRIS‌ ‌IS‌ ‌PROBABLY‌ ‌THERE‌ ‌THOUGH‌ ‌AND‌ ‌I‌ ‌HAVE‌ ‌TO‌ ‌GO‌ ‌FIND‌ ‌THEM-"‌ ‌Spamton‌ ‌explained‌, ‌looking‌ ‌down‌ ‌with‌ ‌static‌ ‌in‌ ‌his‌ ‌glasses‌ ‌clearly‌ ‌stressed‌. ‌he‌ ‌knew‌ ‌this‌ ‌was‌ ‌supposed‌ ‌to‌ ‌probably‌ ‌be‌ ‌something‌ ‌he‌ ‌needed‌ ‌to‌ ‌go‌ ‌into‌ ‌alone‌. ‌ ‌

    Ralsei‌ ‌spoke‌ ‌up."‌ ‌it's‌ ‌ok‌, ‌Spamton‌ ‌you‌ ‌have‌ ‌us‌ ‌now!"‌ ‌Spamtons‌ ‌eyes‌ ‌looked‌ ‌a‌ ‌little‌ ‌better"‌ ‌I‌ ‌GUES-"‌ ‌Susie‌ ‌spoke‌ ‌up‌ ‌trying‌ ‌to‌ ‌add‌ ‌to‌ ‌it‌, ‌seeing‌ ‌spamtons‌ ‌eyes‌ ‌static‌ ‌up‌ ‌made‌ ‌her‌ ‌feel‌ ‌like‌ ‌something‌ ‌was‌ ‌seriously‌ ‌wrong‌ ‌with‌ ‌Spamton ‌"HOLD‌ ‌ON‌ ‌A‌ ‌DAMN‌ ‌MINUTE‌! ‌I'M‌ ‌STUCK‌ ‌DOING‌ ‌THIS‌ ‌SHIT‌ ‌TOO!"‌ ‌she‌ ‌shouted‌ ‌hunching over spamton, Spamton‌ ‌looked‌ ‌confused‌ ‌ ‌

    "‌IF‌ ‌I'M‌ ‌GOING‌ ‌TO‌ ‌HELL‌ ‌YOU‌ ‌HAVE‌ ‌TO‌ ‌COME‌ ‌WITH‌! ‌YOU‌ ‌PUPPET‌ ‌CREEP!‌ ‌"Susie‌ ‌said‌, suddenly‌ ‌grabbing‌ ‌spamtons‌ ‌hand‌ ‌and‌ ‌started‌ ‌dragging‌ ‌him "‌ Now‌ ‌where‌ ‌the‌ ‌hell‌ ‌we‌ ‌headed‌ ‌to!‌ ‌We‌ ‌need‌ ‌to‌ ‌hurry!"‌ ‌Susie‌ ‌said‌ ‌with‌ ‌a‌ ‌smug‌ ‌smirk‌. ‌"UH-‌ ‌OTHER‌ ‌WAY‌ ‌[SPECIAL‌ ‌MEMBER]!"‌ ‌Spamton‌ ‌admitted‌, ‌Susie‌ ‌looked‌ ‌the‌ ‌other‌ ‌way‌ ‌"oh‌ ‌oops...‌ ‌Wait‌ ‌where‌ ‌are‌ ‌we‌ ‌headed‌ ‌to?"‌ ‌Susie‌ ‌asked‌. ‌

    "NEAR‌ ‌THE‌ ‌QUEENS‌ ‌CASTLE...."‌ ‌Spamton‌ ‌admitted‌ ‌ ‌

    Ralsei‌ ‌looked‌ ‌a‌ ‌little‌ ‌concerned‌ ‌"are‌ ‌we‌ ‌going‌ ‌back‌ ‌to‌ ‌that‌ ‌basement?"‌ ‌ralsei‌ ‌asked‌, ‌ ‌

    Spamton‌ ‌looked‌ ‌away‌ ‌seemly‌ ‌think‌ ‌"[YAS!!]‌ ‌BUT‌ ‌ALSO‌ ‌[INCORRECT!]‌ ‌IT'S‌ ‌A‌ ‌[SECRET]‌ ‌PART‌ ‌OF‌ ‌THE‌ ‌CASTLE‌ ‌BUT‌ ‌DEEPER‌ ‌DOWN‌, ‌WE'RE‌ ‌PROBABLY‌ ‌GONNA‌ ‌NEED‌ ‌SOME‌ ‌[LIGHTS‌ ‌OF‌ ‌THE‌ ‌SEASON!]"‌ ‌Spamton‌ ‌admitted‌ ‌Ralsei‌ ‌smiled‌ ‌"I‌ ‌can‌ ‌be‌ ‌your‌ ‌light!"‌ ‌ralsei‌ ‌said‌, ‌before‌ ‌blushing‌ ‌"actually‌! ‌I‌ ‌mean‌ ‌I‌ ‌can‌ ‌use‌ ‌my‌ ‌magic‌ ‌to‌ ‌light‌ ‌the‌ ‌way!"‌ ‌ralsei‌ ‌said‌, ‌Susie‌ ‌looked‌ ‌uncomfortable‌ ‌"how‌ ‌the‌ ‌hell‌ ‌do‌ ‌we‌ ‌know‌ ‌this‌ ‌isn't‌ ‌a‌ ‌trick?...."‌ ‌Susie‌ ‌asked‌. ‌ ‌

    ‌Spamton‌ ‌looked‌ ‌surprised‌ ‌why‌ ‌did‌ ‌Susie‌ ‌still‌ ‌not‌ ‌trust‌ ‌him?‌ ‌No...‌ ‌It‌ ‌made‌ ‌sense...‌ ‌After‌ ‌everything‌ ‌he‌ ‌probably‌ ‌wouldn't‌ ‌trust‌ ‌him‌ ‌ether‌, ‌ ‌

    Ralsei‌ ‌finally‌ ‌said‌ ‌something‌ ‌"Susie!‌ ‌You‌ ‌know‌ ‌he‌ ‌wouldn't‌ ‌do‌ ‌anything‌ ‌now!‌ ‌We‌'ve ‌help‌ ‌him‌ ‌plus‌ ‌his‌ ‌different‌ ‌after‌ ‌being Neon!"‌ ‌ralsei‌ ‌ ‌explained Spamton‌ ‌looked‌ ‌to‌ ‌ralsei‌, ‌backing‌ ‌up‌ ‌"No...‌ ‌I‌ ‌SHOULD‌ ‌GO‌ ‌ALONE..."‌ ‌ Susie‌ ‌looked‌ ‌over‌ ‌at‌ ‌Spamton‌ ‌more‌ ‌then‌ ‌a‌ ‌little‌ ‌shocked‌ ‌"what?"‌ ‌she‌ ‌asked‌. ‌‌

    "IT'S‌ ‌SAFER‌ ‌THIS‌ ‌WAY...‌ ‌THAT‌ ‌PLACE........‌ ‌DID‌ ‌THINGS‌ ‌TO‌ ‌ME‌ ‌IF‌ ‌THAT‌ ‌[LITTLE‌ ‌SLIME]‌ ‌IS‌ ‌IN‌ ‌THERE‌, ‌I'LL‌ ‌BE‌ ‌THE‌ ‌ONLY‌ ‌ONE‌ ‌ABLE‌ ‌TO‌ ‌HELP‌....."‌ ‌Spamton‌ ‌admitted‌, ‌before‌ ‌standing‌ ‌up‌ ‌straight‌ ‌and‌ ‌moving‌ ‌his‌ ‌hand‌ ‌away‌ ‌from‌ ‌Susie's‌ ‌grip‌ ‌as he ‌started‌ ‌walking‌ ‌away‌ ‌from‌ ‌the others.‌

    Susie‌ ‌and‌ ‌ralsei‌ ‌looked‌ ‌at‌ ‌each‌ ‌other‌, ‌suddenly‌ ‌susie‌ quickly‌ ‌started‌ ‌following‌ ‌Spamton‌, ‌ralsei‌ ‌soon‌ ‌followed‌ ‌after‌ ‌a block of walking  ‌walking‌ ‌Spantom‌ ‌stop‌, looking ‌behind‌ ‌him‌ ‌"WHAT‌ ‌ARE‌ ‌YOU‌ ‌TWO‌ ‌DOING?"‌ ‌he‌ ‌finally asked. ‌Susie‌ ‌just‌ ‌smirked‌, ‌"you‌ ‌seriously‌ ‌think‌ ‌we're‌ ‌leaving‌ ‌you‌ ‌alone‌ ‌that‌ ‌easily!‌ ‌Hah!‌ ‌Fat‌ ‌chance‌ ‌little‌ ‌brat!"‌ ‌Susie‌ ‌admitted‌. ‌ ‌

    Spamton‌ ‌back‌ed ‌up‌ ‌"IT'S‌ ‌TOO‌ ‌[DANGEROUS]"‌ ‌

    Ralsei‌ ‌chime‌ ‌in‌ ‌"that's‌ ‌even‌ ‌more‌ ‌reason‌ ‌to‌ ‌come‌ ‌with!"‌ ‌Spamton‌ ‌didn't‌ ‌seem‌ ‌confident‌ ‌in‌ ‌the‌ ‌situation‌, ‌susie‌ ‌huffed‌ ‌"spill!‌ ‌Your‌ ‌not‌ ‌saying‌ ‌something!‌ ‌What‌ ‌are‌ ‌you‌ ‌hiding‌ ‌about‌ ‌the‌ ‌place!"‌ ‌Susie‌ ‌said‌ Spamton‌ ‌looked ‌away‌ ‌not wanting to see their faces, ‌he‌ ‌took‌ ‌a‌ ‌deep‌ ‌breath‌ ‌and‌ ‌looked‌ ‌down‌ ‌his‌ ‌body‌ ‌trembling‌ ‌

    Susie‌ ‌looked‌ ‌surprised‌ ‌last‌ ‌time‌ ‌she‌ ‌seen‌ ‌someone‌ ‌tremble‌ ‌like‌ ‌that‌, ‌was‌ ‌with‌ ‌Lancer‌ when‌ ‌he‌ ‌was‌ ‌trying‌ ‌to‌ ‌protect‌ ‌Susie‌ ‌from‌ ‌his‌ ‌dad‌... ‌‌Susie‌ ‌faced‌ ‌away‌ ‌from‌ ‌Spamton‌ ‌and‌ ‌ralsei‌, ‌only‌ ‌to‌ ‌slowly‌ ‌walk‌ ‌up‌ ‌to‌ ‌Spamton‌, ‌putting‌ ‌a‌ ‌hand‌ ‌on‌ ‌his‌ ‌shoulder‌.

    "Hey...‌ ‌Look‌, ‌I'm‌ ‌sure‌ ‌whatever‌ ‌the‌ ‌hell‌ ‌you're‌ ‌trying‌ ‌to‌ ‌protect‌ ‌us‌ ‌from‌ ‌is‌ ‌serious‌ ‌or‌ ‌

    whatever....but‌ ‌hey‌!‌ come‌ ‌on‌, ‌your‌ ‌here‌ ‌to‌ ‌guide‌ ‌us..‌ ‌And‌ ‌if‌ ‌I‌ ‌need‌ ‌to‌ ‌kick‌ ‌someone's‌ ‌ass‌ ‌I‌ ‌will....‌ ‌Or‌ ‌if‌ ‌I‌ ‌need‌ ‌to‌ ‌talk‌ ‌it‌ ‌out‌ ‌with‌ ‌someone....that's‌ ‌fine‌ ‌too....‌ ‌but‌ ‌we're‌ ‌not‌ ‌letting‌ ‌you‌ ‌go‌ ‌alone‌ ‌if‌ ‌it's‌ ‌as‌ ‌dangerous‌ ‌as‌ ‌your‌ ‌making‌ ‌it‌ ‌sound‌, ‌besides‌ ‌what's‌ ‌gonna‌ ‌be‌ ‌able‌ ‌to‌ ‌stand‌ ‌against‌ ‌a‌ ‌green‌ ‌fluff‌ ‌ball,‌ ‌a‌ ‌killer‌ ‌axe‌ ‌girl,‌ ‌and‌ ‌a‌ ‌insane‌ robot ‌puppet!‌ ‌Right‌ ‌Ralsei?"‌ ‌Susie‌ ‌asked‌. ‌ ‌

    Ralsei‌ ‌nodded‌ ‌smiling‌ ‌warmly‌ ‌walking‌ ‌up‌ ‌to‌ ‌Spamton‌ ‌"‌preferably‌ ‌without‌ ‌violence‌ ‌but‌ ‌yas!....‌ ‌We're‌ ‌right‌ ‌beside‌ ‌you‌ ‌and‌ ‌will‌ ‌always‌ ‌be‌ ‌there‌ ‌for‌ ‌you....‌ ‌You‌ ‌shouldn't‌ ‌even‌ ‌have‌ ‌to‌ ‌worry‌ ‌about‌ ‌calling‌ ‌our‌ ‌names‌, ‌we're‌ ‌gonna‌ ‌be‌ ‌here"‌ ‌he‌ ‌admitted‌ ‌ Spamton‌ ‌looked‌ ‌up‌ ‌to‌ ‌the‌ ‌both‌ ‌of‌ ‌them‌ ‌he‌ ‌was‌ ‌still‌ ‌scared‌ ‌but.....‌ ‌Knowing‌ ‌someone‌ ‌was‌ ‌going‌ ‌to‌ ‌be‌ ‌there‌ ‌made‌ ‌it's‌ ‌less‌ ‌scary‌ ‌and‌ ‌his‌ ‌never‌ ‌been‌ ‌with‌ ‌people‌ ‌who‌ ‌actually‌ ‌care‌ ‌about‌ ‌him‌. ‌he‌ ‌

    spoke‌ ‌softly‌ ‌this‌ ‌Time‌, ‌there‌ ‌was‌ ‌no‌ ‌glitching‌, ‌not‌ ‌even‌ ‌the‌ ‌fake‌ ‌salesman‌ ‌voice‌, ‌he‌ ‌caught‌ ‌the‌ ‌two‌ ‌off‌ ‌guard‌ ‌was‌ ‌this‌ ‌Spamton's ‌way‌ ‌of‌ ‌showing‌ ‌he‌ ‌felt‌ ‌safe‌ ‌with‌ ‌them‌? ‌"ok.....‌ ‌You‌ ‌can‌ ‌come‌ ‌with‌ ‌just‌ ‌promise‌ ‌me....‌ ‌If‌ ‌I‌ ‌tell‌ ‌you‌ ‌to‌ ‌try‌ ‌to‌ ‌run‌ ‌away‌, ‌trust‌ ‌me...I‌ ‌don't‌ ‌want‌ ‌you‌ ‌guys‌ ‌to....‌ ‌Get‌ ‌hurt"‌ ‌he‌ ‌mumble‌ ‌not‌ ‌being‌ ‌able‌ ‌to‌ ‌tell‌ ‌the‌ ‌complete‌ ‌truth‌. ‌ ‌

    Ralsei‌ ‌quickly‌ ‌nodded‌ ‌"of‌ ‌course‌ ‌Spamton!"‌ ‌Susie‌ showed her teeth ‌"hold‌ ‌the‌ ‌fuck‌ ‌up!‌ ‌You‌ ‌have‌ ‌to‌ ‌promise‌ ‌not to get fucking hurt yourself!‌ ‌If‌ ‌we're‌ ‌going‌ ‌into‌ ‌this‌ ‌and‌ ‌you‌'re ‌risk‌ing ‌your‌ ‌life‌ ‌or‌ ‌something‌ ‌stupid!‌ ‌I!‌ ‌I'll!‌ ‌YOU‌ ‌KNOW‌ ‌WHAT‌ ‌I‌ ‌MEAN!"‌ ‌susie‌ ‌insisted‌ ‌ ‌

    Spamton‌ ‌froze‌, ‌he‌ ‌didn't‌ ‌even‌ ‌know‌ ‌if he could... ‌last‌ ‌time‌ ‌he‌ ‌wasn't‌ ‌even‌ ‌able‌ ‌to‌ ‌stop‌ ‌anything‌, he was a mess, it was a hell... ‌"I'LL‌ ‌[TRY‌ ‌MY‌ ‌HARDEST]‌ ‌-"‌ ‌ ‌"OH‌ ‌NO‌, ‌YOU'RE‌ ‌NOT‌ ‌GONNA‌ ‌TRY!‌ ‌Whatever‌ ‌is‌ ‌in‌ ‌that‌ ‌shit‌ ‌show‌, ‌you‌ ‌better‌ ‌stay‌ ‌safe‌! ‌you‌ ‌have‌ ‌us‌ ‌to‌ ‌help‌! ‌no‌ ‌excuses!"‌ ‌Susie‌ ‌insisted‌. ‌ ‌

    Spamton‌ ‌held‌ ‌himself‌ ‌thinking‌, ‌"ok....‌ ‌I‌ ‌[PROMISE]‌, ‌I‌ ‌WON'T‌ ‌GET‌ ‌[VIOLENTLY‌ ‌INJURED]"‌ ‌Spamton‌ ‌said‌, Susie‌ ‌smirked‌ ‌"better!"‌ ‌she‌ ‌said‌, ‌Spamton‌ ‌couldn't‌ ‌help‌ ‌but‌ ‌smile‌ ‌just‌ ‌a‌ ‌little‌. ‌seeing‌ ‌Susie‌ ‌beam ‌before‌ ‌she‌ ‌groan‌ ‌"Uuuuugh‌, ‌ok‌! ‌let's‌ ‌gooooo!‌ ‌This‌ ‌chapter‌ ‌feels‌ ‌long‌ ‌

    enough‌ ‌as‌ ‌it‌ ‌is‌ ‌now!"‌ ‌susie‌ ‌said‌, ‌grabbing‌ ‌spamton's‌ ‌hand‌ ‌and‌ ‌dragging‌ ‌him‌ ‌towards‌ ‌the‌ ‌castle‌. ‌ "um,‌ ‌oh...‌ ‌Ok!‌ ‌"‌ ‌ralsei‌ ‌muttered‌, ‌confused‌ ‌by‌ ‌what‌ ‌Susie‌ ‌met‌ ‌but‌ ‌decided‌ ‌to‌ ‌ask‌ ‌about‌ ‌it‌ ‌later‌, ‌as‌ ‌he‌ ‌followed‌ ‌the‌ ‌two‌ ‌ ‌Ralsei‌ ‌noticed‌ ‌the‌ ‌slight‌ ‌shivering‌ ‌of‌ ‌Spamton‌, ‌it‌ ‌was‌ definitely‌ ‌getting‌ ‌cold‌, in fact ‌ralsei‌ ‌wouldn't‌ ‌be‌ ‌surprised‌ ‌if‌ ‌it‌ ‌started‌ ‌snowing‌ tonight, ‌hmm‌.

    Ralsei‌ ‌took‌ ‌off‌ ‌his‌ ‌scarf‌ ‌and‌ ‌ripped‌ ‌it‌ ‌a‌ ‌little‌, ‌Susie‌ ‌watched‌ ‌"uh....‌ ‌Ralsei...‌ ‌Hate‌ ‌to‌ ‌judge‌ ‌but‌ ‌you‌ ‌don't‌ ‌look‌ ‌like‌ ‌the‌ ‌person‌ ‌to‌ ‌rip‌ ‌up‌ ‌their‌ ‌clothes‌ ‌for‌ ‌Aesthetics..."‌ ‌Susie‌ ‌added‌, ‌ralsei‌ ‌just‌ ‌shook ‌his‌ ‌head‌ ‌before‌ ‌sneaking‌ ‌up‌ ‌behind‌ ‌Spamton‌ ‌and‌ ‌gently‌ ‌wrapping‌ ‌the‌ ‌other‌ ‌half‌ ‌of‌ ‌the‌ ‌scarf‌ ‌onto‌ ‌Spamton‌, ‌who‌ ‌blushed‌ ‌looking‌ ‌back‌ ‌at‌ ‌ralsei‌. ‌

    Ralsei‌ ‌gave‌ ‌Spamton‌ ‌a‌ ‌warm‌ ‌smile"‌ ‌you‌ ‌look‌ ‌like‌ ‌you‌ ‌were‌ ‌getting‌ ‌cold‌ ‌and‌ ‌I‌ ‌don't‌ ‌want‌ ‌you‌ ‌getting‌ ‌sick‌ ‌"‌ ‌ralsei‌ ‌admitted‌, ‌ ‌Susie‌ ‌just‌ ‌snickered."‌ ‌your‌ ‌baby‌ing ‌him‌ ‌ralsei!‌ ‌"‌ ‌susie‌ admitted‌ ‌ ‌Ralsei‌ ‌just‌ ‌smirk "‌yes‌, ‌cause‌ ‌you‌ ‌didn't‌ ‌carry‌ ‌him‌ ‌on‌ ‌your‌ ‌shoulders‌ ‌back‌ ‌to‌ ‌the‌ ‌castle‌"‌ ‌he‌ ‌winked‌ ‌using‌ ‌sarcasm‌ ‌against‌ ‌Susie, ‌who‌ ‌groan‌ed ‌hitting‌ ‌ralsei‌ ‌shoulder‌ ‌playful‌ly"God!‌ ‌You're‌ ‌such‌ ‌a‌ ‌pain!‌ ‌I‌ ‌only‌ ‌did‌ ‌it‌ ‌cause‌ ‌I‌ ‌didn't‌ ‌want‌ ‌to‌ ‌walk‌ ‌so‌ ‌damn‌ ‌slow‌ ‌with‌ ‌Spamton‌! ‌I‌ ‌didn't‌ ‌know‌ ‌he‌ ‌actually‌ ‌walked‌ ‌a‌ ‌decent‌ ‌speed!"‌ ‌susie‌ ‌added‌, ‌ ‌

    Spamton‌ ‌just‌ ‌watched‌ ‌the‌ ‌two‌, ‌he‌ ‌held‌ ‌back‌ ‌a‌ ‌snicker‌ ‌at‌ ‌the‌ ‌two‌ ‌dorks‌ ‌in‌ ‌front‌ ‌of‌ ‌him‌, who‌ ‌knew‌ ‌the‌ ‌people‌ ‌who‌ ‌saved‌ ‌him‌ ‌would‌ ‌be‌ ‌so‌ ...silly...‌ ‌Spamton‌ ‌thought‌ ‌he‌ ‌had‌ ‌to‌ ‌at‌ ‌least‌ ‌try‌ ‌doing‌ ‌some‌ ‌good‌ ‌leading‌, ‌he‌ ‌didn't‌ ‌want‌ ‌the‌ ‌others‌ ‌hurt...‌ ‌His‌ ‌bag‌ ‌didn't‌ ‌have‌ ‌anything....‌ ‌"HEY,...‌ ‌WE‌ ‌SHOULD‌ ‌STOP‌ ‌TO‌ ‌FIND‌ ‌[SOME‌ ‌DELICIOUS‌ ‌TREATS‌ ‌FOR‌ ‌THE‌ ‌FAMILY!]‌, ‌SO‌ ‌WHEN‌ ‌WE‌ ‌ACTUALLY‌ ‌GO‌ ‌INTO‌ ‌BATTLE‌ ‌WE'RE‌ ‌NOT‌ ‌[%#*~]"‌ ‌Spamton‌ ‌admitted‌.

    Spamton‌ ‌straighten‌ ‌up‌ ‌the‌ ‌scarf‌ ‌ralsei‌ ‌gave‌ ‌him‌ ‌and‌ ‌smiled‌ ‌at‌ ‌ralsei‌ ‌seemly‌ ‌as‌ ‌a‌ ‌form‌ ‌of‌ ‌thanking‌ ‌him‌ ‌for‌ ‌the‌ ‌scarf‌ ‌,ralsei‌ ‌smiled‌ ‌warm‌ly ‌and‌ ‌nodded."‌ that's‌ ‌a‌ ‌wonderful‌ ‌idea!‌ ‌Though‌, um...‌ ‌I‌ ‌don't‌ ‌know‌ ‌where‌ ‌we‌ ‌could‌ ‌buy‌ ‌food‌ ‌around‌ ‌here‌, ‌I‌ ‌feel‌ ‌like‌ ‌me‌ ‌and‌ ‌Susie‌ ‌haven't‌ ‌explored‌ ‌enough‌ ‌here‌ ‌even‌ ‌with‌ ‌Kris..."‌ ‌ralsei‌ ‌explained‌ ‌ ‌

    ‌"DON'T‌ ‌WORRY‌! ‌I‌ ‌KNOW‌ ‌A‌ ‌PLACE!"‌ ‌Spamton‌ ‌explain‌, ‌Susie‌ ‌smirked‌ ‌"well‌ ‌come‌ ‌on‌ ‌what‌ ‌are ‌we‌ ‌waiting‌ ‌for!?"‌ ‌Susie‌ ‌shouted‌, ‌Spamton‌ ‌started‌ ‌walking‌, ‌it‌ ‌was‌ ‌only‌ ‌a‌ ‌few‌ ‌minutes‌ ‌away‌ ‌after‌ ‌a‌ ‌while‌, ‌he‌ ‌thought‌ ‌for‌ ‌a‌ ‌moment‌, he‌ ‌does‌ ‌walk‌ ‌pretty‌ ‌fast‌ ‌and‌ ‌now‌ ‌that‌ ‌he ‌thought‌ ‌about‌ ‌it‌, ‌his‌ ‌usually‌ ‌too‌ ‌fast‌, ‌with‌ ‌his‌ ‌glitch‌ ‌walk‌ ‌cycle‌ ‌it's hard for other‌ ‌people‌ to keep up with him... ‌Wait‌ ‌how‌ ‌were‌ ‌the‌ ‌other's‌ ‌keeping‌ ‌up?‌ ‌He‌ ‌could‌ ‌hear‌ ‌Susie‌ ‌walking... What‌ ‌the‌ ‌fuck‌ ‌was‌ ‌ralsei‌ ‌doing?‌ ‌Sounded‌ ‌like‌ ‌he‌ ‌was‌ ‌hopping‌ ‌like‌ ‌a‌ ‌bunny..‌. ‌Out‌ ‌of‌ ‌curiosity‌ ‌he‌ ‌looked‌ ‌behind‌ ‌him‌ ‌as‌ ‌he‌ ‌walked‌. ‌ ‌

    Oh...‌ ‌‌

    He‌ ‌saw‌ ‌susie‌ ‌keeping‌ ‌up‌ ‌but‌ ‌everytime‌ ‌ralsei‌ ‌fall‌ed ‌a‌ ‌bit‌ ‌behind‌ ‌susie‌ ‌picked‌ ‌ralsei‌ ‌up‌ ‌by‌ ‌his‌ ‌clothes‌ ‌and‌ ‌gently‌ ‌throw‌ ‌him‌ ‌ahead‌ ‌of‌ ‌susie‌, ‌ralsei‌ ‌just‌ ‌smiled‌ ‌landing‌ ‌on‌ ‌their‌ ‌feet‌ ‌and‌ ‌continued‌ ‌to‌ ‌follow‌ ‌only‌ ‌for‌ ‌him‌ ‌to‌ ‌fall‌ ‌behind‌ ‌and‌ ‌repeat‌ ‌the‌ ‌process‌, ‌

    Fucking‌ ‌weirdos‌... ‌

    Spamton‌ ‌just‌ ‌watched‌ ‌the‌ ‌situation‌ ‌for‌ ‌a‌ ‌moment‌, the‌ ‌weird‌ ‌part‌ ‌to‌ ‌him‌ ‌is‌ ‌the‌ ‌two‌ ‌of‌ ‌them‌, ‌looked‌ ‌like‌ ‌they‌ ‌were‌ ‌having‌ ‌fun‌?

    Spamton‌ ‌was‌ ‌gonna‌ ‌ask‌ ‌before‌ ‌accidentally‌ ‌walking‌ ‌into‌ ‌a‌ ‌street‌ ‌light‌ ‌with‌ ‌his‌ ‌eyes‌ wide ‌"OH‌ ‌[*<"‌ ‌(]‌" before‌ ‌hearing‌ ‌the‌ ‌sound‌ ‌of‌ ‌Susie‌ ‌bust‌ing ‌out‌ ‌laughing‌, ‌"HAHAHA!‌ ‌WOW!‌ ‌really looking where you're walking!"‌ ‌Susie‌ ‌joked, ‌

    Ralsei‌ ‌slowly‌ ‌walked‌ ‌to‌ ‌Spamton‌, ‌"are‌ ‌you‌ ‌ok?"‌ ‌ralsei‌ ‌asked‌ ‌softly‌. ‌ ‌‌Spamton‌ ‌back‌ed ‌away‌ ‌from‌ ‌the‌ ‌pole‌ ‌and‌ ‌nodded‌ ‌blushing‌ ‌from‌ ‌embarrassment‌, ‌"Y[YAS!]‌ ‌I'M‌ ‌OK....‌ ‌IT'S‌ ‌[NOT‌ ‌THE‌ ‌FIRST‌ ‌TIME]‌ ‌SOMETHING‌ ‌LIKE‌ ‌THAT‌ ‌HAPPENED‌ ‌TO‌ ‌ME..."‌ ‌he‌ ‌admitted‌ ‌rubbing‌ ‌his‌ ‌head‌, ‌ ‌

     "you‌ ‌want‌ ‌me‌ ‌to‌ ‌beat‌ ‌up‌ ‌the‌ ‌pole‌ ‌for‌ ‌you?"‌ ‌susie‌ ‌teased‌ ‌"I'm‌ ‌sure‌ ‌a‌ ‌swing‌ ‌would‌ ‌get‌ ‌it‌ ‌to‌ ‌fall‌ ‌down‌ ‌and‌ ‌maybe‌ ‌hit‌ ‌a‌ ‌car‌ ‌too"‌ ‌susie‌ ‌said‌,  ‌she‌ ‌was‌ ‌teasing‌ ‌but‌ ‌Spamton‌ ‌felt‌ ‌as‌ ‌though‌, ‌she‌ ‌might‌ ‌actually‌ ‌do‌ ‌it‌ ‌if‌ ‌asked‌ ‌ ‌

    *YAS‌ ‌

    NO‌ ‌

    Spamton‌ ‌tried‌ ‌to‌ ‌shake‌ ‌his‌ ‌head‌ ‌and‌ ‌to say‌ ‌no‌ ‌but‌ ‌something‌ ‌made‌ ‌him‌ ‌say‌ ‌"[YAS]-"‌ ‌he‌ ‌glitched‌ ‌praying‌ ‌that‌ ‌Susie‌ ‌would‌ ‌think‌ ‌he‌ ‌was‌ ‌joking‌, ‌Susie‌ ‌chuckled‌ ‌pulling‌ ‌out‌ ‌her‌ ‌axes‌ ‌"hehe‌ ‌ok‌ ‌why‌ ‌

    not!‌ ‌At‌ ‌this‌ ‌point!"‌ ‌Susie‌ ‌said‌ ‌about‌ ‌to‌ ‌swing‌, ‌ralsei‌ ‌clear‌ed ‌his‌ ‌throat‌ ‌"Susie!‌ ‌Can‌ ‌we‌ ‌for‌ ‌once‌ ‌not‌ ‌commit‌ ‌property‌ ‌damage‌! ‌I‌ ‌still‌ ‌hear‌ ‌the‌ ‌queen‌ ‌complaint about‌ ‌her‌ ‌vases‌ ‌being‌ ‌destroyed!"‌ ‌ralsei‌ ‌insisted. ‌Spamton‌ ‌sighed‌ ‌in‌ ‌relief‌ ‌before‌ ‌hearing‌ ‌Susie‌ ‌"ugh‌ ‌fine!"‌ ‌susie‌ ‌put‌ ‌her‌ ‌axe‌ ‌away‌, ‌before‌ ‌winking‌ ‌

    at‌ ‌Spamton‌ ‌and‌ ‌whispering‌ ‌"next‌ ‌time"‌ ‌Spamton‌ ‌wanted‌ ‌to‌ ‌say‌ ‌he‌ ‌didn't‌ ‌actually‌ ‌want‌ ‌that‌ ‌but‌ ‌knew‌ ‌he‌ ‌couldn't‌ ‌so‌ ‌he‌ ‌bite‌ ‌his‌ ‌tongue‌, ‌he ‌gave‌ ‌his‌ ‌usual‌ ‌smirk‌ ‌to‌ ‌Susie‌ ‌they‌ ‌continued‌ ‌to‌ ‌walk‌ ‌only‌ ‌for‌ ‌Spamton‌ ‌to‌ ‌freeze‌ ‌up‌ ‌again‌, ‌originally‌ ‌their‌ ‌was‌ ‌a‌ ‌cotton‌ ‌candy‌ ‌saleman‌ on‌ ‌this‌ ‌part‌ ‌of‌ ‌town‌.... ‌ ‌

    But‌ ‌instead‌ ‌there‌ ‌was‌ ‌a‌ ‌blue‌ ‌Addison‌ ‌selling‌ ‌baked goods, ‌Spamton stepped back and crept behind the pole, ‌Susie mutters a snide remark in a whisper to Spamton "you‌ ‌know‌ ‌that's‌ ‌not‌ ‌gonna‌ ‌hide‌ ‌you‌, ‌right‌?"‌ ‌

    ‌Ralsei‌ ‌looked‌ ‌at‌ ‌Susie‌ ‌tilting‌ ‌his‌ ‌head‌ ‌"um...‌ ‌What's‌ ‌wrong?"‌ ‌ralsei‌ ‌asked, ‌"Spamton‌ ‌here‌ ‌used‌ ‌to‌ ‌be‌ ‌buddies ‌with‌ ‌the addisons‌, ‌but‌ ‌apparently‌ ‌they‌ ‌stop‌ ‌talking‌ ‌to‌ ‌him‌ ‌after‌ ‌he‌ ‌became‌ ‌big‌ ‌or‌ ‌whatever"‌ ‌susie‌ ‌explained‌, ‌ ‌

    Ralsei‌ ‌blinked‌ ‌before‌ ‌soft‌ly ‌grabbing‌ ‌Spamtons‌ ‌hand‌ ‌and‌ ‌walk‌ing ‌him‌ ‌to‌ ‌the-OH‌ ‌GOD‌ ‌NOT‌ ‌THIS‌ ‌AGAIN!‌ ‌ ‌

    Move‌ ‌away‌ ‌from‌ ‌ralsei‌ ‌ ‌

    *Let‌ ‌ralsei‌ ‌guide‌ ‌you‌ ‌ ‌

    Spamton‌ ‌just‌ ‌let‌ ‌it‌ ‌happen‌ ‌this‌ ‌time‌, ‌concern‌ ‌still‌ ‌on‌ ‌his‌ ‌face‌ but‌ ‌ralsei‌ ‌let‌ ‌go‌ ‌of‌ ‌Spamton‌'s ‌hand‌, ‌"oh‌ ‌one‌ ‌moment‌ ‌Spamton‌! ‌I'll‌ ‌be‌ ‌right‌ ‌back‌ ‌promise!"‌ ‌ralsei‌ ‌admitted‌ ‌before‌ ‌walking‌ ‌to‌ ‌the‌ ‌blue‌ ‌addison‌, ‌ralsei‌ ‌talked‌ ‌to‌ ‌the‌ ‌blue‌ ‌addison‌ ‌for‌ ‌a‌ ‌moment‌ ‌ Spamton‌ ‌felt‌ ‌so‌ ‌much‌ ‌anxiety‌ ‌but‌ ‌then‌ ‌again...‌ ‌That‌ ‌blue‌ ‌addison‌ ‌was‌ ‌always‌ ‌so‌ ‌nice‌ ‌to‌ ‌him...‌ ‌

    He‌ ‌just‌ ‌wished‌ ‌he‌ ‌wasn't‌ ‌left‌ ‌behind...‌ ‌Still‌ ‌what‌ ‌if‌ ‌blue‌ ‌hated‌ ‌him?‌ ‌It‌ ‌wouldn't‌ ‌be‌ ‌surprising‌ ‌to‌ ‌him‌, ‌he‌ ‌wasn't‌ ‌that‌ ‌great‌ ‌of‌ ‌a‌ ‌person‌ ‌back‌ ‌then...‌ ‌Spamtons‌ ‌body‌ ‌started‌ ‌shaking‌ ‌but‌ ‌he‌ ‌watched‌ ‌as‌ ‌the‌ ‌blue‌ ‌addison‌ ‌smiled‌ ‌wider‌ ‌then‌ ‌Spamton‌ ‌has‌ ‌ever‌ ‌seen‌ ‌and‌ ‌called‌ ‌out‌ ‌to‌ ‌Spamton‌,

    "OH‌! ‌MY‌ ‌HARD DRIVES! ‌SPAMTON!‌ ‌IS‌ ‌THAT‌ ‌REALLY‌ ‌YOU!?"‌ ‌he‌ ‌asked‌ ‌ ‌

    RUN‌ ‌AWAY!‌ ‌RUN‌ ‌AWAY!‌  ‌ŘUN‌ ‌ ^@Ý!‌ ‌

    *answer‌ ‌to‌ ‌addison‌ ‌

    Spamton‌ ‌shakily‌ ‌walked‌ ‌a‌ ‌few‌ ‌step‌ ‌towards‌ ‌the‌ ‌blue‌ ‌Addison‌, ‌who‌ ‌took‌ ‌off‌ ‌his‌ ‌black apron‌ ‌and ran ‌up‌ ‌to‌ ‌him‌ ‌quickly‌ ‌giving‌ ‌him‌ ‌a‌ ‌long‌ ‌big‌ ‌hug before‌ ‌Spamton‌ ‌could‌ ‌even‌ ‌answer‌ him, ‌

    "oh‌ ‌my‌ ‌goodness‌! ‌I‌ ‌was‌ ‌so‌ ‌worried‌ ‌about‌ ‌you!"‌ ‌the‌ ‌blue‌ ‌addison‌ ‌admitted‌ ‌

    Spamton‌ ‌eyes‌ ‌went‌ ‌fuzzy‌ ‌with‌ ‌TV‌ ‌static‌ ‌"r-ReaLly?"‌ ‌Spamton‌ ‌asked‌ ‌the‌ ‌blue‌ ‌addsion‌, ‌who nodded‌ ‌"of‌ ‌course!‌ ‌when‌ ‌I‌ ‌heard‌ ‌the‌ ‌queen‌ ‌was‌ ‌kicking‌ ‌you‌ ‌out‌ ‌I‌ ‌went‌ ‌to‌ ‌check‌ ‌on‌ ‌you‌ ‌but‌ ‌you‌ ‌weren't‌ ‌there!‌ ‌No‌ ‌one‌ ‌knew‌ ‌where‌ ‌you‌ ‌were!‌ ‌I‌ ‌try‌ ‌to‌ ‌get‌ ‌the‌ ‌others‌ ‌to‌ ‌help‌ ‌look‌ ‌for‌ ‌you‌ ‌but‌ ‌everyone‌ ‌refuse‌ ‌like‌ ‌they‌ ‌were‌ ‌trying‌ ‌to‌ ‌hide‌ ‌something!"‌ ‌the‌ ‌addison‌ ‌admitted‌ ‌

    ‌Spamton‌ ‌started‌ ‌to‌ ‌form‌ ‌tears‌ ‌holding‌ ‌on‌ ‌tight‌ ‌to‌ ‌the‌ ‌blue‌ ‌addison‌, ‌his‌ ‌heart‌ ‌was‌ ‌racing‌, ‌he‌ ‌knew‌ ‌what‌ ‌the‌ ‌others‌ ‌hidden ‌from‌ ‌this‌ ‌blue‌ ‌addsion,‌ ‌he‌ ‌couldn't‌ ‌tell‌ ‌him‌ ‌the‌ ‌truth...‌ ‌It‌ ‌would‌ ‌crush‌ ‌him..‌ ‌that‌ ‌blue‌ ‌addison‌ ‌was‌ ‌the‌ ‌only‌ ‌one‌ ‌that‌ ‌showed‌ ‌any‌ ‌kinda‌ ‌love‌ ‌towards‌ ‌him‌ ‌and‌ ‌....Spamton ‌hurt‌ ‌people...‌ ‌

    ‌"addison-‌  ‌[BLUE],‌ ‌I‌ ‌should‌ ‌have‌ ‌spoken‌ ‌to‌ ‌you‌ ‌first....‌ ‌I‌ ‌don't‌ ‌think‌ ‌I‌ ‌can‌ ‌be‌ ‌[%100‌ ‌HONEST]‌ ‌about‌ ‌what‌ ‌happened...‌ ‌At‌ ‌least‌ ‌not‌ ‌now...‌ ‌But‌ ‌I‌ ‌won't‌ ‌let‌ ‌what‌ ‌did‌ ‌happen...‌ ‌Happen‌ ‌again"‌ ‌Spamton‌ ‌said.

    The‌ ‌blue‌ ‌addsion‌ ‌seemed‌ ‌confused‌ ‌but‌ ‌held‌ ‌Spamton‌ ‌tight‌ ‌"it's‌ ‌ok,‌ ‌I‌ ‌understand‌ ‌and....‌ ‌You‌ ‌don't‌ ‌have‌ ‌to‌ ‌worry‌ ‌about‌ ‌telling‌ ‌me‌, ‌I‌ ‌don't‌ ‌know‌ ‌what‌ ‌happened‌ ‌but‌ ‌if‌ ‌it's‌ ‌as‌ ‌bad‌ ‌as‌ ‌you‌ ‌make‌ ‌it‌ ‌out‌ ‌then‌ ‌don't‌ ‌worry‌ ‌about‌ ‌it...‌ ‌Where‌ ‌are‌ ‌you‌ ‌all‌ ‌headed?"‌ ‌the‌ ‌blue‌ ‌addisons‌ ‌asked‌ ‌ ‌Spamton‌ ‌froze‌ ‌before‌ ‌moving‌ ‌away‌, ‌he‌ ‌seemed‌ ‌hesitant‌ ‌ ‌

    "‌ ‌Spamton...‌ ‌You‌ ‌going‌ ‌to‌ ‌cause‌ ‌yourself‌ ‌trouble‌ ‌again!?‌"‌ ‌the‌ ‌blue‌ ‌Addison‌ ‌asked‌, ‌seemly‌ ‌already‌ ‌used‌ ‌to‌ ‌Spamton‌ ‌getting‌ ‌in‌ ‌trouble‌, ‌Spamton‌ ‌could‌n't ‌blame‌ ‌him‌ ‌with‌ ‌all‌ ‌the‌ ‌times‌ ‌he‌ ‌did‌ ‌something‌ ‌stupid‌, ‌that‌ ‌either‌ ‌got‌ ‌him‌ ‌hurt‌ ‌or‌ ‌just‌ ‌have‌ ‌the‌ ‌town‌ ‌against‌ ‌him‌.

    "[N0‌ ‌TROUBLE!]‌ ‌THAT‌ ‌[LITTLE‌ ‌SLIME]‌ ‌KRIS‌ ‌IS‌ ‌MISSING‌ ‌AND‌ ‌I‌ ‌THINK‌ ‌I‌ ‌KNOW‌ ‌WHERE‌ ‌KRIS‌ ‌IS...UNDER‌ ‌THE‌ ‌CASTLE...‌ ‌"‌ ‌Spamton‌ ‌admitted‌, ‌ ‌

    The‌ ‌Addison‌ ‌sighed‌ ‌"just‌ ‌don't‌ ‌get‌ ‌yourself‌ ‌hurt....‌ ‌AND‌ ‌PLEASE‌ ‌FOR‌ ‌THE‌ ‌LOVE‌ ‌OF‌ ‌ALL‌ ‌THAT‌ ‌IS‌ ‌GOOD‌ ‌DO‌ ‌NOT!-‌ ‌do‌ ‌not!‌ ‌Give‌ ‌someone‌ ‌a‌ ‌hickey‌ ‌just‌ ‌to‌ ‌get‌ ‌them‌ ‌in‌ ‌trouble‌ ‌with‌ ‌someone‌ ‌else!"‌ ‌addison‌ ‌said‌. Spamton‌ ‌blushed‌ ‌"THAT‌ ‌WAS‌ ‌ONLY‌ ‌[A‌ ‌LIMITED‌ ‌TIME‌ ‌OFFER]!‌ ‌AND‌ ‌THAT‌ ‌WAS‌ ‌TO‌ ‌GET‌ ‌PINK‌ ‌OUT‌ ‌OF‌ ‌TROUBLE‌, ‌AND‌ ‌YOU‌ ‌KNOW‌ ‌THAT!"‌ ‌Spamton‌ ‌admitted‌,

    blue crossed his arms "from me....all cause you two started an argument with a stranger?" blue reminded "NOT MY FAULT HE WOULDN'T [LISTEN] TO ME, I HAD TO DO SOMETHING [BRIGHTER THAN LIGHT]" blue looked puzzled before speaking "by giving him a hickey? where did that even come from?? out of all the things you chose, giving him a hickey!  and in public???" blue said

    Susie‌ ‌and‌ ‌Ralsei‌ ‌just‌ ‌kinda‌ ‌watched‌ ‌the‌ ‌two‌ ‌argue‌, Ralsei would remind Spamton to be respectful of other's personal boundaries right now but...it seems like the blue Addison is already doing that, ‌ 

    Susie‌ ‌looked‌ ‌over‌ ‌at‌ ‌Ralsei "heh‌, ‌this‌ ‌was‌ ‌expected‌ ‌after‌ ‌you‌ ‌babied ‌him"‌ ‌Susie‌ ‌teased‌, ‌ralsei‌ ‌shook‌ ‌his‌ ‌head‌ ‌"I‌ ‌was‌ ‌just‌ ‌helping!"‌ ‌ralsei‌ ‌said‌ ‌blushing‌ ‌and‌ ‌looking‌ ‌away‌, ‌Susie‌ ‌wheezed‌ ‌before‌ ‌saying‌ ‌"yeah‌ ‌helping‌ ‌Spamton‌ ‌talk‌-"‌ ‌ ‌

    Spamton‌ ‌spoke‌ ‌up‌ ‌with‌ ‌a‌ ‌blush‌ ‌on‌ ‌his‌ ‌face‌, ‌"H-HEY!‌ ‌DO‌ ‌I‌ ‌NEED‌ ‌TO‌ ‌[GIVE‌ ‌A‌ ‌FRIENDLY‌ REMINDER]‌ ‌ABOUT‌ ‌THE‌ ‌LAST‌ ‌ADDISON‌ ‌YOU‌ ‌[‌ ‌CONFRONTED]?"‌ ‌Spamton‌ ‌quickly‌ ‌Reminded‌, ‌seemingly to protect Ralsei from being harassed.‌

    Susie‌ ‌looked‌ ‌shocked‌ ‌as ‌ralsei‌ ‌started‌ ‌looking‌ ‌concerned‌, ‌"SUSIE!‌ ‌WHAT‌ ‌DID‌ ‌YOU‌ ‌DO!?"‌ ‌ralsei‌ ‌asked‌, ‌Knowing how much trouble susie causes!‌ ‌Susie‌ ‌grunted‌ ‌looking‌ ‌over‌ ‌at‌ ‌Spamton‌ ‌"WHY‌ ‌YOU‌ ‌LITTLE-"‌ ‌Spamton‌ ‌just‌ ‌chuckled‌ ‌"YOU‌ ‌STILL‌ ‌NEED‌ ‌ME‌ ‌TO‌ ‌FIND‌ ‌THAT‌ ‌[LITTLE‌ ‌SLIME]‌, ‌SO‌ ‌YOU‌ ‌CAN'T‌ ‌DO‌ ‌ANYTHING!"‌ ‌Spamton‌ ‌said‌ ‌with‌ ‌a‌ ‌smug‌ ‌grin‌ ‌teasing‌ ‌susie‌ ‌

    ‌Susie‌ ‌frowned‌ ‌before‌ ‌smirking‌ ‌"oh‌ ‌yeah‌ ‌little‌ ‌man?‌ ‌Well‌ ‌I‌  ‌can‌ ‌I‌ ‌do‌ ‌this!"‌ ‌Susie‌ ‌ran‌ ‌to‌ ‌Spamton‌ who ‌yelp‌ed, ‌try‌ing to ‌run away from susie‌ but she ‌already‌ ‌had‌ ‌him‌ ‌in‌ ‌a‌ ‌head‌ ‌lock‌ ‌by the‌ ‌time‌ ‌he‌ ‌turned‌ ‌to run the other way, ‌susie‌ ‌chuckled‌ ‌giving‌ ‌him‌ ‌a‌ ‌noogie‌, ‌"Take‌ ‌this‌ ‌you‌ ‌little‌ ‌brat!"‌ ‌Spamton‌ ‌just‌ ‌screamed‌, ‌not a‌ ‌bad‌ ‌scream‌ ‌in fact ‌ It was playful. Ralsei‌ ‌spoke‌ ‌up‌ ‌"Susie!‌ ‌We're‌ ‌in‌ ‌public!‌  ‌also‌ ‌you‌ ‌still‌ ‌need‌ ‌to‌ ‌tell‌ ‌me‌ ‌what‌ ‌you‌ ‌did!"‌ ‌ralsei‌ ‌insisted‌, ‌Susie‌ ‌snicker‌ed ‌"What‌ ‌was‌ ‌that‌ ‌ralsei?‌ ‌Sorry‌ ‌can't‌ ‌hear‌ ‌you‌ ‌over‌ ‌this little man's ‌screams!"‌ ‌susie‌ ‌continued‌ ‌to‌ ‌tease‌ ‌

    The‌ ‌addison‌ ‌smirked‌ ‌shaking‌ ‌their‌ ‌head‌, ‌he‌ ‌was‌ ‌glad‌ ‌though...‌ ‌Glad‌ ‌that‌ ‌Spamton‌ ‌met people‌ ‌who‌ ‌had‌ ‌the‌ ‌same‌ ‌vibe‌ ‌as‌ ‌him....‌ ‌People‌ ‌who‌ ‌actually‌ ‌seemed‌ ‌to‌ ‌care...‌ ‌The‌ ‌blue‌ ‌addison‌ ‌snuck back‌ ‌to‌ ‌his‌ ‌cart‌ ‌and‌ ‌came‌ ‌back‌ ‌with‌ ‌a‌ ‌big‌ ‌clear‌ ‌bag‌ ‌full‌ ‌of‌ ‌muffins‌, ‌he‌ ‌usually‌ ‌made‌ ‌tea‌ ‌targeting‌ ‌certain‌ ‌people's‌ ‌personalities ‌but‌ ‌he‌ ‌decided‌ ‌to‌ ‌try‌ ‌baked‌ ‌goods‌.

    He‌ ‌walked‌ ‌over‌ ‌to‌ ‌the‌ ‌three‌ ‌dorks‌ ‌teasing‌ ‌each‌ ‌other‌ ‌and‌ ‌cleared his throat., ‌the‌ ‌others‌ ‌froze‌ ‌up‌ ‌

    looking‌ ‌at‌ ‌the‌ ‌addison, ‌susie‌ ‌having‌ ‌Spamton‌ ‌in‌ ‌a‌ ‌headlock‌ ‌and‌ ‌ralsei‌ ‌trying‌ ‌to‌ ‌force‌ ‌Susie's‌ ‌hands‌ ‌off‌ ‌Spamton‌, ‌while‌ ‌Spamton‌ ‌resorted‌ ‌to‌ biting ‌Susie's‌ ‌arm‌ to get her off, ‌the‌ ‌sight‌ ‌was‌ ‌um..‌ ‌Interesting?‌ ‌ ‌

    the addison snickered a little ‌at‌ ‌the three‌, ‌"here...‌ ‌You‌ ‌three‌ ‌will‌ ‌need‌ ‌something‌ ‌for‌ ‌going‌ ‌to‌ ‌the‌ ‌castle‌ ‌and‌ ‌knowing‌ ‌Spamton‌... ‌he‌ ‌ate‌ ‌all‌ ‌his‌ ‌money‌ ‌soo.."‌ ‌the‌ ‌blue‌ ‌addison‌ ‌explained‌ as‌ ‌susie‌ ‌let‌ ‌go‌ ‌of‌ ‌Spamton‌ ‌and‌ ‌grab‌ ‌the‌ ‌bag‌ ‌"OH‌ ‌FUCK‌ ‌YEAH!"‌ Susie‌ ‌said‌. ‌Susie‌ ‌open‌ ‌the‌ ‌bag‌ ‌looking‌ ‌at‌ ‌the‌ ‌muffins‌ ‌which had ‌3‌ ‌different‌ ‌types‌ ‌of‌ ‌muffins‌, ‌she‌ ‌grabbed‌ ‌a‌ ‌yellow‌ ‌

    and‌ ‌pink‌ ‌one‌ ‌and‌ ‌chow down a chunk of it, The bag was snatched by ralsei ‌before‌ ‌susie‌ ‌could‌ ‌eat‌ ‌it‌ ‌all‌ ‌and‌ ‌handed‌ ‌it‌ ‌to‌ ‌Spamton‌ ‌"uh‌, ‌here‌ ‌Spamton‌ ‌before‌ ‌she‌ ‌eats‌ ‌it‌ ‌all...‌ ‌Um‌ ‌would‌ ‌you‌ ‌mind‌ ‌if‌ ‌I‌ ‌try‌ ‌one?"‌ ‌he‌ ‌asked‌ softly‌ ‌ ‌

    Give‌ ‌ralsei‌ ‌a‌ ‌muffin‌ ‌ ‌

    *No-‌ ‌

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    Spamton‌ ‌chose‌ ‌to‌ ‌give‌ ‌ralsei‌ ‌a‌ ‌random‌ ‌muffin, Ralsei‌ ‌smiled‌ ‌warmly‌ ‌at‌ ‌Spamton‌ ‌who‌ ‌smiled‌ ‌back‌ ‌"ENJOY!"‌ ‌Spamton‌ ‌said‌ ‌smirking‌ ‌ralsei‌ ‌nodded‌ ‌"thank‌ ‌you‌!"‌ ‌ralsei‌ ‌said‌ ‌taking‌ ‌a‌ ‌bite‌ ‌of‌ ‌the‌ ‌yellow‌ ‌and‌ ‌pink‌ ‌muffin‌, ‌"mm!‌ ‌Takes‌ ‌like‌ ‌pink‌ ‌lemonade!"‌ ‌ralsei‌ ‌admitted‌ ‌ ‌Susie‌ ‌snickered‌ ‌"nah!‌ ‌It‌ ‌taste ‌like‌ ‌a‌ ‌fucking‌ ‌brownie!‌ ‌Actually‌ ‌taste ‌like that ‌ ‌krispy ‌curst‌! ‌nice,‌ ‌sweet,‌ ‌and‌ ‌crisp!"‌ ‌susie‌ ‌admitted‌ ‌Spamton‌ ‌looked‌ ‌confused‌ ‌before‌ ‌looking‌ ‌at‌ ‌the‌ ‌muffins‌,

    oh‌ ‌wait‌ ‌...

    he‌ ‌blushed‌ ‌a‌ ‌little‌ ‌knowing‌ ‌what‌ ‌the‌ ‌muffins‌ ‌where‌ ‌supposed‌ ‌to‌ ‌be....‌ ‌Sweet?...‌ ‌Did‌ ‌they‌ ‌really‌ ‌think‌ ‌that‌ ‌of‌ ‌him?‌ ‌ ‌

    Spamton‌ ‌took‌ ‌half‌ ‌of‌ ‌two‌ ‌muffins, one‌ ‌being‌ ‌purple‌ ‌and‌ ‌one‌ ‌being‌ ‌green‌, ‌he‌ ‌took‌ ‌a‌ ‌bite‌ ‌of‌ ‌the‌ ‌purple‌ ‌one‌ ‌seemly‌ ‌curious‌ ‌"OH‌ ‌S-SWEET‌ ‌[MAMA]!‌ ‌THAT‌ ‌TASTE‌ ‌LIKE‌ ‌[BLUEBERRYS]‌ ‌AND....‌ ‌IS‌ ‌THAT‌ ‌[DELICIOUS‌ DARK ‌CHOCOLATE]?"‌ ‌he‌ ‌asked‌, ‌you'd‌ ‌think‌ ‌chocolate‌ ‌and‌ ‌blueberries‌ ‌would‌ ‌be‌ ‌bad‌ ‌but‌...honestly‌ ‌it‌ ‌actually‌ ‌tastes‌ ‌really‌ ‌good‌ ‌not‌ ‌to‌ ‌bitter‌ ‌or‌ ‌too‌ ‌sweet‌ ‌ ‌

    Susie‌ ‌took‌ ‌the‌ ‌other‌ ‌half‌ ‌of‌ ‌the‌ ‌purple‌ ‌one‌ ‌and‌ ‌tried ‌it‌ ‌susie‌ ‌looked‌ ‌confused."‌ ‌I‌ ‌don't‌ ‌taste‌ ‌jack‌ ‌shit!‌ ‌What‌ ‌the‌ ‌hell‌ ‌are‌ ‌you‌ ‌on‌ ‌about??"‌ ‌she‌ ‌asked‌, ‌ ‌Spamton‌ ‌blushed‌ ‌"[JOHN‌ ‌CENA],‌ ‌THOSE‌ ‌MUFFINS‌ ‌ARE‌ {personality} ‌ MUFFINS...‌ ‌YOU‌ ‌ATE‌ ‌YOUR‌ ‌OWN‌ ‌SO‌ ‌IT'S‌ ‌NOT‌ ‌GONNA‌ ‌[TASTE‌ ‌THAT‌ ‌GOOD!],‌ ‌BUT‌ ‌OTHER'S‌ ‌CAN‌ ‌[TASTE]‌ ‌WHAT‌ ‌THEY‌ ‌SEE‌ ‌YOU‌ ‌AS"‌ ‌Spamton‌ ‌admitted‌ ‌ ‌‌

    Susie‌ ‌looked‌ ‌down‌ ‌at‌ ‌the‌ ‌muffin‌ ‌processing‌ ‌that‌, ‌"WAIT!‌ ‌YOU‌ ‌THINK‌ ‌I‌ ‌TASTE‌ ‌LIKE‌ ‌FUCKING‌ ‌BLUEBERRYS‌ ‌AND‌ ‌CHOCOLATE?‌ ‌THAT'S‌ ‌THE‌ ‌WEIRDEST‌ ‌SOUNDING‌ ‌MUFFIN‌ ‌I‌ ‌HAVE‌ ‌EVER‌ ‌HEARD!"‌ ‌Susie yelled. Spamton‌ ‌shook‌ ‌his‌ ‌head‌ ‌"LOOK‌ ‌I‌ ‌SAID‌ ‌IT‌ ‌WAS‌ ‌[A‌ ‌GRADE‌ ‌A‌ ‌MEAL‌ ‌FOR‌ ‌THE‌ ‌FAMILY!]‌ ‌YOU‌ ‌SAID‌ ‌MINE‌ ‌TASTE‌ ‌LIKE‌ ‌[BURN!]‌ ‌BROWNIES!"‌ ‌ ‌

    Susie‌ ‌looked‌ ‌at‌ ‌ralsei‌ ‌before‌ ‌holding‌ ‌her‌ ‌arms‌ ‌out‌ ‌to‌ Spamton‌ ‌before‌ ‌looking‌ ‌back‌ ‌at‌ ‌the‌ ‌little‌ ‌puppet‌ ‌man‌ ‌"I‌ ‌WAS‌ ‌SAYING‌ ‌THE‌ ‌EDGES‌ ‌OF‌ ‌THE‌ ‌PAN!‌ ‌THEIR‌ ‌THE‌ ‌BEST‌ ‌PART!"‌ ‌ ‌Spamton‌ ‌shook‌ ‌his‌ ‌head‌ ‌"WHAT‌ ‌ARE‌ ‌YOU‌ ‌TALKING‌ ‌ABOUT‌? ‌THE‌ ‌MIDDLE‌ ‌IS‌ ‌THE‌ ‌BEST‌ ‌PART‌ ‌CAUSE‌ ‌IT'S‌ ‌[nice‌ ‌and‌ ‌moist‌ ‌just‌ ‌like‌ ‌mother‌ ‌makes‌ ‌it]‌, ‌THE‌ ‌SIDES‌ ‌OF‌ ‌THE‌ ‌THE‌ ‌PAN‌ ‌HAVE‌ ‌BROWNIES‌ ‌THAT‌ ‌ARE‌ ‌JUST‌ ‌[*<"‌ ‌(]‌ ‌[BURNT]‌ ‌ALL‌ ‌THE‌ ‌TIM-"‌ ‌"‌ ‌KRISPY!‌ ‌THAT'S‌ ‌KRISPY!‌ GOOD‌ ‌SWEET‌ ‌STUFF!‌ ‌"‌ susie‌ ‌interjected‌ ‌starting‌ ‌a‌ ‌argument‌ ‌about‌ ‌brownies‌ ‌as‌ ‌ralsei‌ ‌watched‌, ‌Susie‌ ‌looked‌ ‌over‌ ‌at‌ ‌ralsei‌ ‌still‌ ‌processing‌ ‌what‌ ‌was‌ ‌happening‌ ‌ ‌

    ‌"Ralsei!‌ ‌Back‌ ‌me‌ ‌up‌ ‌on‌ ‌this‌ ‌do‌ ‌you‌ ‌like‌ ‌the‌ ‌brownie‌ ‌around‌ ‌the‌ ‌edges‌ ‌of‌ ‌the‌ ‌pan‌ ‌or‌ ‌the‌ ‌middle‌ ‌of‌ ‌the‌ ‌pan?"‌ ‌susie‌ ‌asked‌ ‌ ‌

    Edge‌ ‌of‌ ‌the‌ ‌pan‌ ‌

    Middle‌ ‌ ‌

    *Both‌ ‌

    Ralsei‌ ‌ shrugged ‌"I‌ ‌really‌ ‌like‌ ‌both! but......honesty i prefer chocolate cake..."‌ ‌ralsei‌ ‌admitted‌, ‌this‌ ‌only‌ ‌caused‌ ‌the‌ ‌two‌ ‌to‌ ‌groan‌ ‌seemly‌ ‌wanting‌ ‌an‌ ‌answer‌ ‌to‌ ‌solve‌ ‌this‌ ‌little‌ ‌argument‌. ‌ralsei‌ ‌looked‌ ‌at‌ ‌the‌ ‌clock‌ ‌in‌ ‌the‌ ‌cyber‌ ‌city‌ ‌"huh‌, ‌guys‌ ‌maybe‌ ‌we‌ ‌should‌ ‌get‌ ‌going"‌ ‌ralsei‌ ‌reminded‌ ‌ ‌

    "OH‌ ‌FUCK‌ ‌KRIS!"‌ ‌Susie‌ ‌grabbed‌ ‌Spamton‌ ‌and‌ ‌put‌ ‌him‌ ‌on‌ ‌her‌ ‌shoulders‌ ‌while‌ ‌grabbing‌ ‌ralsei‌ ‌and‌ ‌dragging‌ ‌them‌. When‌ ‌they‌ ‌finally‌ ‌made‌ ‌it‌ ‌to‌ ‌the‌ ‌castle‌ ‌susie‌ ‌grabbed‌ ‌Spamton‌ ‌and‌ ‌put‌ ‌him‌ ‌down‌, ‌"ok‌... ‌where‌ ‌the hell are‌ ‌we‌ ‌going now?"‌ ‌susie‌ ‌asked‌, ‌Spamton‌ ‌led‌ ‌the‌ ‌way‌ ‌walking‌ ‌towards‌ ‌the‌ ‌back‌ ‌of‌ ‌the‌ ‌castle‌, ‌which‌ ‌seemed‌ ‌like‌ ‌it‌ ‌was‌ ‌getting‌ ‌more‌ ‌and‌ ‌more‌ ‌covered‌ ‌in‌ overgrowned ‌vines‌ ‌and‌ ‌leafs‌ ‌ ‌

    When Ralsei saw Spamton's expression he frowned, spamton seemed to be exhausted.  ‌"uh...‌ ‌Say‌ ‌Spamton..‌. ‌You‌ ‌act‌ ‌like‌ ‌you've‌ ‌been‌ ‌here‌ ‌before...‌ ‌So, where are we going? Why do you think it's so frightening?...‌ ‌I‌ ‌know‌ ‌you‌ ‌seem‌ ‌uncomfortable‌ ‌talking‌ ‌about‌ ‌it‌ ‌but..."‌ ‌ralsei‌ ‌mumbled‌ ‌ ‌

    Spamton‌ ‌took‌ ‌a‌ ‌deep‌ ‌breath‌, ‌"it's...‌ ‌IT'S‌ ‌SUPPOSED‌ ‌TO‌ ‌BE‌ ‌THE‌ ‌QUEENS‌ ‌[SELF‌ ‌CARE]‌ ‌tHERAPY‌ ‌TREATMENTS‌, ‌IT'S‌ ‌THE‌ ‌HARDEST‌ ‌ONE‌ ‌THOUGH...‌ ‌IT‌ ‌FORCES‌ ‌YOU‌ ‌TO‌ ‌FACE‌ ‌[WHAT‌ ‌YOU‌ ‌HATE‌ ‌MOST‌ ‌ABOUT‌ ‌YOURSELF]‌, ‌ONE‌ ‌DAY‌ ‌SOMEONE‌ ‌PUSH‌ ‌ME‌ ‌TO‌ ‌[TRY‌ ‌IT‌ ‌FOR‌ ‌FREE]...‌ ‌I'LL‌ ‌BE‌ ‌THE‌ ‌ONE‌ ‌TO‌ ‌DO‌ ‌IT‌ ‌AGAIN...‌ ‌I'LL‌ ‌SIGN‌ ‌UP‌ ‌FOR‌ ‌IT‌ ‌AND‌ ‌YOU‌ ‌GUYS‌ ‌

    WON'T‌ ‌NEED‌ ‌TO‌ ‌DEAL‌ ‌WITH‌ ‌THIS‌ ‌KINDA‌ ‌[TORTURE]....‌ ‌I‌ ‌THINK‌ ‌I‌ ‌CAN‌ ‌HANDLE‌ ‌IT.....‌ ‌I...‌ ‌I‌ ‌hope‌ ‌I‌ ‌can...‌ ‌"‌ ‌Spamton‌ ‌mumbled‌ ‌the‌ ‌last‌ ‌part‌ ‌Ralsei‌ ‌quickly‌ ‌walked‌ ‌in‌ ‌front‌ ‌of‌ ‌Spamton‌ ‌stopping‌ ‌him ‌to‌ ‌give‌ ‌him‌ ‌a‌ ‌hug‌. ‌

    "it's‌ ‌ok‌ ‌Spamton‌, ‌we're‌ ‌here‌ ‌for‌ ‌you‌ ‌now!‌ ‌I‌ ‌promise‌ ‌you‌ ‌won't‌ ‌go‌ ‌through‌ ‌this‌ ‌alone!‌ ‌You‌ ‌have‌ ‌friends‌ ‌now!"‌ ‌ralsei‌ ‌reminded‌ ‌Spamton‌, ‌who‌ ‌slowly‌ ‌wrapped‌ ‌his‌ ‌arms‌ ‌around‌ ‌ralsei‌, ‌his‌ ‌glasses‌ ‌were‌ ‌static‌ ‌"thank‌ ‌you‌ ‌two....‌ ‌I‌ ‌still‌ ‌don't‌ ‌understand‌ ‌why‌ ‌you've‌ ‌been‌ ‌so‌ ‌nice‌ ‌to‌ ‌me..."‌ ‌Spamton‌ ‌admitted‌ ‌acting‌ ‌like‌ he was ‌glitching‌ ‌out‌.

    Susie‌ ‌heavily‌ ‌patted‌ ‌Spamtons‌ ‌head‌, ‌"alright‌ ‌little‌ ‌man‌, ‌let's‌ ‌get‌ ‌this‌ ‌over‌ ‌with‌ ‌besides‌ ‌maybe‌ ‌I'll‌ ‌'pacify'‌ ‌someone‌ ‌again‌ ‌for‌ ‌ya!"‌ ‌susie‌ ‌winked‌, ‌ralsei‌ ‌quickly‌ ‌moved‌ ‌away‌ ‌from‌ ‌the‌ ‌hug‌ ‌and‌ ‌chimed‌ ‌in‌ ‌with‌ ‌a‌ ‌loud‌ ‌"NOoo!‌ ‌Susie!"‌  ‌which‌ ‌got‌ ‌a‌ ‌chuckle‌ ‌out‌ ‌of‌ ‌susie‌ ‌and‌ ‌Spamton‌. ‌

    Spamton‌ ‌kept‌ ‌walking‌ ‌till‌ ‌they‌ ‌found‌ ‌a‌ big metal ‌door‌, ‌next‌ ‌to‌ ‌it‌ ‌had‌ ‌a‌ ‌table‌ ‌with‌ ‌a‌ ‌sign‌ ‌up‌ ‌sheet‌, ‌Spamton‌ ‌hesitated‌ ‌susie‌ ‌and‌ ‌ralsei‌ ‌watched‌ ‌him‌ ‌very‌ ‌slowly‌ ‌sign‌ ‌it‌ ‌with‌ ‌a‌ ‌shaking‌ ‌hand‌, ‌Susie‌ ‌suddenly‌ ‌ran‌ ‌up‌ ‌behind‌ ‌Spamton‌ ‌"OK!‌ ‌this‌ ‌is‌ ‌stupid!‌ ‌ MOVE OVER! You're‌ ‌not‌ ‌doing‌ ‌this‌ ‌alone‌ ‌or whatever‌ ‌this‌ ‌self‌ ‌care‌ ‌bullshittry‌ ‌is!‌ ‌Give‌ ‌the‌ ‌damn pen!"‌ ‌Spamton‌ ‌was‌ ‌shocked‌ ‌when‌ ‌susie‌ ‌grabbed‌ ‌the‌ pen‌ from him ‌and‌ ‌signed‌ ‌the‌ ‌paper‌ ‌in‌ ‌large‌ ‌latters‌ ‌

    Ralsei‌ ‌soon‌ ‌join‌ed ‌in‌ ‌"I‌ ‌might‌ ‌as‌ ‌well‌ ‌too‌ ‌then!‌ ‌Self‌ ‌care‌ ‌is..‌ ‌Self‌ ‌care‌ ‌even‌ ‌if‌ ‌it‌ ‌hurts‌. it's ‌like‌ ‌doing‌ ‌chores‌ ‌let's‌ ‌get‌ ‌it‌ ‌started‌ ‌so‌ ‌we‌ ‌can‌ ‌focus‌ ‌ourselves‌ ‌on‌ ‌relaxing‌ ‌after‌ ‌words!"‌ ‌ralsei‌ ‌signed‌ ‌in‌ ‌small‌ ‌letters‌ ‌in‌ ‌a‌ ‌fancy‌ ‌font‌, ‌ ‌Spamton‌ ‌was‌ ‌shocked‌, ‌he‌ ‌froze‌d ‌up‌ ‌for‌ ‌a‌ ‌few‌ ‌minutes‌ ‌what?‌ ‌After‌ ‌all‌ ‌the‌ ‌warnings?‌ ‌After‌ ‌all‌ ‌the‌ ‌things‌ ‌his‌ ‌said‌ ‌about‌ ‌this‌ ‌place‌, ‌and‌ ‌their‌ ‌signing‌ ‌up‌... ‌but‌ ‌why?‌ ‌Why‌ ‌would‌ ‌they-‌ ‌

    Spamtons‌ ‌confusion‌ ‌was‌ ‌answered‌ ‌by‌ ‌susie‌ ‌grabbing‌ ‌his‌ ‌shoulders‌ ‌"Heh‌, Now ‌your‌ really ‌stuck‌ ‌with‌ ‌us‌!‌ ‌Their‌ ‌gonna‌ ‌take‌ ‌a‌ ‌group‌ ‌session‌ ‌whether‌ ‌they‌ ‌like‌ ‌it‌ ‌or‌ ‌not!"‌ ‌susie‌ ‌said‌ ‌showing‌ ‌their‌ ‌teeth‌ as she grinned, ‌ralsei‌ ‌smiled‌ ‌warmly‌ ‌nodding‌ ‌"nothing‌ ‌like‌ ‌a‌ ‌bit‌ ‌of‌ ‌group‌ ‌therapy!‌ ‌I‌ ‌bet ‌that‌ ‌this‌ ‌will‌ ‌be‌ ‌a‌ ‌lot‌ ‌easier‌ ‌if‌ ‌we‌ ‌do‌ ‌it‌ ‌as‌ ‌a‌ ‌group‌! ‌right‌ ‌Spamton?"‌ ‌ralsei‌ ‌asked‌ ‌ ‌‌

    Spamton‌ ‌blushed‌ ‌deeply‌ ‌their...‌ ‌Doing‌ ‌this‌ ‌all‌ ‌for‌ ‌him‌ ‌aren't‌ ‌they?‌ ‌Spamton‌ ‌slowly‌ ‌nodded‌, ‌his‌ ‌heart‌ ‌was‌ ‌still‌ ‌racing‌, ‌he‌ ‌was‌ ‌scared‌ ‌but‌ ‌he‌ ‌wasn't‌ ‌alone!‌ ‌He‌ ‌finally‌ ‌had‌ ‌people‌ ‌there‌ ‌for‌ ‌him!‌ ‌He‌ ‌quickly‌ ‌nodded."‌ ‌I‌ ‌THINK‌ ‌I'M‌ ‌READY!‌ ‌"‌ ‌Spamton‌ ‌admitted‌, ‌all‌ ‌three‌ ‌of‌ ‌them‌ ‌walked‌ ‌into‌ ‌the‌ ‌door‌ ‌

    which‌ ‌slammed‌ ‌closed‌ ‌behind‌ ‌them‌, ‌the ‌air‌ ‌felt‌ ‌heavy‌ ‌and‌ ‌it‌ ‌smelt‌ ‌like‌ ‌battery‌ ‌acid‌, ‌Susie tripped ‌on‌ ‌something‌ as she tried to walk, ‌nearly‌ ‌falling‌ ‌down‌, ‌"UGH‌!! ‌FUCKING‌ ‌WIRES!"‌ ‌she‌ ‌complained‌ ‌ ‌

    Ralsei‌ ‌covered‌ ‌his ‌nose‌ ‌"are‌ ‌you‌ ‌ok‌ ‌susie?"‌ ‌ralsei‌ ‌asked‌, ‌Spamton‌ ‌stood‌ ‌still‌ ‌knowing‌ ‌how‌ ‌this‌ ‌would‌ ‌go‌. ‌he‌ ‌took‌ ‌a‌ ‌deep‌ ‌breath‌ ‌mentally‌ ‌getting‌ ‌himself‌ ready‌ ‌for who he knew was going to appear next,

    they‌ ‌could‌ ‌feel‌ ‌themselves‌ ‌being‌ ‌shoved‌ ‌in‌to a chair‌, ‌susie‌ ‌growled‌ ‌"OW!‌ ‌HEY‌ ‌WHAT‌ ‌FUC-"‌ ‌Spamtons‌ ‌heart‌ ‌was‌ ‌racing‌, ‌oh‌ ‌god!‌ ‌No!‌ ‌He‌ ‌can‌ ‌do‌ ‌this‌! ‌his‌ ‌not‌ ‌alone this time!‌ ‌

    "STOP‌ ‌[playing around!] ‌AND‌ ‌COME‌ OUT ‌SO‌ ‌WE‌ ‌CAN‌ ‌GET‌ ‌THIS‌ ‌[OVER]‌ ‌WITH‌ ‌ALREADY!"‌ ‌Spamton‌ ‌said‌ ‌in‌ ‌a‌ ‌angry‌ ‌tone‌, ‌which‌ ‌caught‌ ‌the‌ ‌two‌ ‌off‌ ‌guard‌ ‌"Spamton?"‌ ‌ralsei‌ ‌mumbled‌. ‌Before‌ ‌suddenly‌ ‌music‌ with a techno beat could‌ ‌be‌ ‌heard‌, ‌along‌ ‌with a voice‌ ‌sounding‌ ‌like‌ ‌Spamton‌ ‌but‌ ‌deeper‌ ‌and‌ ‌was autotune, while also still managing to sound like a game show host voice ‌"well,‌ ‌well‌ ‌look‌ ‌who's‌ ‌back‌ ‌to‌ ‌perform!"‌ ‌ 

    Spamton bites his lower lip before immediately shutting his eyes as‌ ‌the‌ ‌lights‌ ‌turn‌ ‌on‌, ‌they‌ ‌could‌ ‌all‌ ‌hear‌ ‌a‌ ‌crowd‌ cheering ‌when‌ ‌they‌ ‌finally‌ ‌opened‌ ‌their‌ ‌eyes‌ ‌they‌ ‌seen‌ ‌Spamton?‌ ‌No!‌ ‌He was tall and robust, dressed in a tuxedo, a top hat, and a red and orange bowtie, as well as red and orange glasses. Susie fought against the cables that were squeezing her into a soft, cozy seat. 

    she‌ ‌looked‌ ‌up‌ ‌Aat ‌crowd‌ ‌of‌ ‌just..‌ ‌Shadow‌ ‌people‌,ralsei glanced over at susie, who was whispering something to ralsei, ‌"What the fuck is going on here?" ralsei was prompted by susie, ralsei pointed to a sign that said 'The Inner Critic Show.' ‌"I‌ ‌think‌ ‌that‌ ‌has‌ ‌to‌ ‌do‌ ‌with‌ ‌what's‌ ‌going‌ ‌on..‌ ‌'‌ ‌she‌ ‌mumble‌ ‌before turning to face Spamton, who was frantically attempting to free himself from the wires.

    As the larger him laughed at him, he was sweating profusely.  ‌"‌LOOK WHO'S BACK FOR A SECOND PERFORMANCE! ‌IT'S‌ ‌MR‌. ‌COPY‌ ‌MACHINE!‌ ‌LADIES‌ ‌AND‌ ‌GENTLEMEN‌ ‌YOU ALL KNOW WHO HE IS!‌ ‌HE IS THE ALL-IN-ONE SCAMMER, BUT HE HAS HARDLY DONE ANYTHING DESERVING OF ANY PRAISE!"‌ ‌Spamton lowered his head, his lips clenched, and he closed his eyes, as if he couldn't hear what was being spoken.‌ Screams of laughter burst from the audience, and Spamtons inner critic smirked, winking to the audience as he giggled.

    He returned his gaze to Spamton, while the others appear to be still processing everything, switching back and forth between Spamton and his inner critic, "So, buddy, what brought you here again? You want to whine about your poor sales as though ‌anyone ‌cares ‌?‌ ‌You know, it's hilarious that you believe anyone is interested in your service!"‌ ‌he remarked ‌as the audience roared with laughter.

    Susie was going to say something, but Spamton spoke out first.  ‌"I'M‌ ‌HERE‌ ‌TO‌ ‌[L-L0OK]‌ ‌FOR‌ ‌MY‌ ‌FRIEND‌ ‌KRIS"‌ ‌Spamton‌ ‌said‌ ‌only‌ ‌for‌ ‌his‌ ‌inner‌ ‌critic‌ ‌to‌ ‌wave‌ ‌him‌ ‌off‌ ‌"OH‌ ‌YAS!‌ ‌as if you can save a friend who you almost killed the day before this show!"‌ ‌he‌ ‌said‌ ‌the‌ ‌crowd‌ ‌gasped‌ ‌ ‌Spamton looked down and opened his mouth, but he couldn't think of anything to say.

    Spamton received a smug grin from the inner critic.  ‌"SOOOoo‌, ‌What was‌ ‌it‌ ‌like‌ ‌to‌ ‌be‌ ‌big‌ ‌shot Spamton?‌ ‌I‌ ‌mean‌ ‌haha!‌ ‌Not that you are deserving of it!‌ ‌After‌ ‌all..."‌ ‌ his inner critic began to grind his teeth, Spamton's critic grabbed his shirt, pulling him uncomfortably close to him. ‌"Me‌ ‌and‌ ‌you‌ ‌both‌ ‌know‌ ‌you‌ ‌were‌ ‌[NEVER‌ ‌WORTHY]‌ ‌of‌ ‌[ANYTHING]‌, ‌if‌ ‌anything‌ ‌someone‌ ‌ELSE‌ ‌SHOULD‌ ‌HAVE‌ ‌HAD‌ ‌YOU'RE‌ ‌SPOT!‌ ‌But, like the useless puppet you are, you insisted on having it all to yourself!"‌ ‌The inner critic grumbled before stepping back and grinning at the audience. "He even went so far as to make a deal with strings attached! all for the sake of his pride and he believes he can save a kid who was a victim to his ego! hah!"‌ ‌he‌ ‌laughed‌ ‌ ‌‌

    The‌ ‌audience‌ ‌laughed‌ ‌Spamton‌ ‌looked‌ ‌so‌ ‌defeated ‌but‌ ‌wasn't‌ ‌all‌ ‌of‌ ‌it‌ ‌true?‌ ‌he was so desperate for power,...‌ ‌Someone‌ ‌better‌ ‌should‌ ‌have‌ taken his ‌position because all he did was imitate and hurt people, right?  ‌Make‌ ‌a‌ ‌rip‌ ‌off‌ of something ‌and‌ ‌sell‌ ‌it‌ ‌as‌ ‌his‌ ‌own...‌ ‌He‌ ‌wasn't‌ worth‌ ‌it‌, ‌someone‌ ‌better...‌ ‌Anyone‌ ‌better‌ ‌should‌ ‌have‌ ‌gotten‌ ‌his‌ ‌Spot ‌like‌ ‌blue...‌He deserved to be thrown out in that dumpster...‌ ‌ ‌‌

    Spamton let his tears roll down his cheeks, as Ralsei began to speak out."I apologize for interrupting... But, if you don't mind telling me who Spamton rip off, I'd appreciate it if you could tell me who he copied I'm not sure what's going on.."‌ ‌ralsei‌ ‌admitted‌, ‌Spamton's inner critic only stared at ralsei, and even the audience fell silent. ‌"hah!‌ ‌Come‌ ‌now!‌ ‌Surely, his spectacles are a poor rip-off of Swatch's outfit!"‌ ‌he‌ ‌exclaimed‌ ‌ ‌

    Ralsei narrowed his eyes faintly. ‌"Swatch told me a few days ago that he thought it was flattering that Spamton was inspired by him, and he liked that Spamton made something specifically for himself! Even if it appears to be similar to his outfit...it is not the same. .."‌ ‌ralsei‌ ‌acknowledged

    Spamton looked at Ralsei, baffled, as both him and his critic exclaimed loudly ‌"WHAT??"‌ ‌ ‌Spamton's inner critic laughs nervously as he clears his throat.  "Don't be a fool! Swatch despises Spamton."‌ ‌ ‌

    "No, he doesn't, idiot!" grumbled Susie. If you're trying to be a host, you should stop spreading misinformation! Even‌ ‌I‌ ‌know‌ ‌swatch‌ ‌doesn't‌ ‌hate‌ ‌him‌ ‌I‌ ‌already‌ ‌asked‌ ‌about‌ ‌it‌ ‌to‌ ‌him‌ ‌today‌ ‌he‌ ‌

    said‌ ‌he‌ ‌misses‌ ‌Spamton‌ ‌despite‌ ‌him‌ ‌being‌ ‌a‌ ‌little‌ ‌troublemaker brat!"‌ ‌Susie stated ‌before‌ ‌susie‌ ‌heard‌ ‌a‌ ‌strong ‌ ‌female‌ ‌Voice‌ ‌"‌ ‌DON'T EVEN TRY TO HELP HIM! DO YOU REALLY BELIEVE HIS ON YOUR SIDE?"‌ ‌ ‌Susie looked up, completely baffled, to see someone who looked like her but was more buff, with short spiked hair and chain and spikes all over her clothing.

     NO‌ ‌this‌ ‌was‌ ‌just‌ ‌a‌ ‌shitty‌ ‌show!‌ ‌Right?‌ ‌ "YEAH‌ ‌I‌ ‌DO-"‌ ‌Susie's inner critic cut her off by striking the chair and cracking it.  ‌"NO!‌ ‌YOU‌ ‌REMEMBER‌ ‌THE‌ ‌PAST‌, JUST‌ ‌GIVE‌ ‌UP‌ ‌NONE OF YOUR FRIENDS WANT TO BE YOUR FRIEND! YOU ARE TOO SELFISH, RUDE, AND SARCASTIC FOR ANYONE TO LOVE YOU! YOU‌ ‌THINK‌ ‌ANYONE‌ ‌WOULD‌ ‌WANT‌ ‌TO‌ ‌BE‌ ‌FRIENDS‌ ‌WITH‌ ‌THAT?‌ ‌AND‌ ‌DON'T YOU EVEN THINK OF CRYING ON ME ‌LIKE‌ ‌A‌ ‌BABY‌!! ‌YOU‌ ‌BETTER‌ ‌STAY‌ ‌LOOK‌ING ‌STRONG‌ ‌OR‌ ‌YOU'LL‌ ‌BE‌ ‌LOCKED‌ ‌UP‌ ‌LIKE-"‌ ‌‌

    Ralsei‌ ‌spoke‌ ‌up‌ ‌"‌Susie‌, ‌don't‌ ‌listen‌ ‌to‌ ‌her‌, ‌we're‌ ‌friends..‌ ‌"ralsei‌ ‌mumbled‌ ‌smiling‌ ‌at‌ ‌susie‌,

    till‌ ‌a‌ ‌soft‌ ‌voice‌ ‌come‌ ‌out‌, ‌as‌ ‌ralsei's‌ ‌inner‌ ‌critic‌ ‌come‌ ‌out, He didn't look as nice as the others; their fur was sharp, and they didn't have legs; rather, they floated. "right!‌ Because you never stated that she was any of those things!‌ ‌You even tried altering her the first time you saw her.... you're just a selfish prince!  ‌No one wants or needs you to be included; in fact, they could probably Stop the fountain without you....‌ ‌Maybe we should go home, ralsei, and forget about our friends... we're merely another burden for them."‌ ‌

    ‌Ralsei froze as she tried to open her mouth and come up with a counter-argument.

    Spamton's‌ ‌inner‌ ‌critic‌ ‌walked‌ ‌up‌ ‌to‌ ‌Spamton‌ ‌leaning‌ ‌down‌ ‌"hah!‌ Wait, don't tell me you're such a miserable clown that you think these folks are your buddies! They're merely assisting you out of pity! Plus, you're their only chance to get Kris!‌ ‌It's‌ ‌[PATHETIC!]"‌ ‌Spamton's‌ ‌inner‌ ‌critic‌ ‌admitted‌ ‌Spamton's eyes were dark, and tears were streaming down his cheeks. Ralsei was silently weeping at this point, and Susie was frozen and shuddering as she tried really hard not to cry.‌

    Both‌ ‌the‌ ‌inner‌ ‌critics‌ ‌smirked‌ ‌speaking‌ ‌all‌ ‌at‌ ‌once‌ ‌in‌ ‌sync‌ ‌with‌ ‌each‌ ‌other‌ ‌"You're‌ ‌too‌ ‌flaw‌ ‌to‌ ‌have‌ ‌friends!‌ ‌You‌ ‌don't‌ ‌deserve‌ ‌them!"‌ ‌The other's flinched, seemingly defeated, but Spamton abruptly stopped crying, ‌of‌ ‌course...‌ ‌How could he have missed it when it was literally said to his face? This room's plan was not to make him loathe himself even more.....it was… ‌he‌ ‌choked‌ ‌out‌ ‌his‌ ‌words‌ ‌"I‌ ‌[LIKE]‌ ‌THEM‌ ‌FOR‌ ‌THEIR‌ ‌FLAWS...‌ ‌I‌ ‌LIKE‌ ‌ME‌ ‌FOR‌ ‌MY‌ ‌FLAWS..."‌ ‌Spamton‌ ‌admitted‌ ‌

    ‌Both inner critics appeared to be offended and took a step back, and yet Spamton's inner critic gave a nervous laugh. "OH‌ ‌please!‌ ‌As‌ ‌if‌ ‌As if anyone could find love with such flaws!"‌ ‌

    ‌Spamton‌ ‌looked‌ ‌down‌ ‌before‌ ‌taking‌ ‌a‌ ‌deep‌ ‌breath‌ ‌he‌ ‌never‌ ‌stood‌ ‌up‌ ‌towards‌ ‌his‌ ‌inner‌ ‌critic‌ ‌but‌ ‌he‌ ‌had‌ ‌friends‌ ‌who‌ ‌needed‌ ‌his‌ ‌help..‌ ‌"I‌ ‌LIKE‌ ‌THAT‌ ‌SUSIE‌ ‌[SELFISH LITTLE BR%CK!‌], ‌IF‌ ‌SHE‌ ‌WASN'T‌ ‌I‌ ‌WOULD‌ ‌BE‌ ‌[SCARED‌] ‌CAUSE‌ ‌I‌ ‌KNOW‌ ‌SHE'S‌ ‌NOT‌ ‌BEING‌ ‌HERSELF!‌ ‌AND‌ ‌OF‌ ‌COURSE‌ ‌SHE'S‌ ‌


    PROTECTIVE!‌ ‌RUDE!‌ ‌SELFISH!‌ ‌AND‌ ‌THAT'S WHY I LIKE HER SO MUCH ‌CAUSE‌ ‌I‌ ‌CAN‌ ‌RELATE‌ ‌TO‌ ‌HER!"‌ ‌Spamton‌ ‌ranted‌ ‌on‌ ‌

    ‌Susie was taken aback. "Woah... Spamton... Do you... Seriously mean that?" susie questioned, surprised.

    Spamton cast a quick glance over at Susie. "OF COURSE I DO! ‌YOU ARE SO MUCH BRAVER THAN ME! AND YOU FORCED ME TO CONFRONT MY ‌FEARS....‌ ‌I..."‌ ‌Spamton‌ ‌started‌ ‌to‌ ‌speak‌ ‌in‌ ‌a‌ ‌normal‌ ‌voice‌. She rose up and pushed away her own inner critic, now confronting Spamton's inner critic, who appeared puzzled and frightened of susie.

     ‌"tis, this is absolute bullshit, ‌and you're no better than Spamton! At the very least, Spamton is little enough that I can carry him on my shoulders ‌so‌ ‌I‌ ‌can‌ ‌walk‌ ‌fast‌, fuck he just flat out glitchs everywhere unlike you're cheap ass, ‌I bet you walk slower than those idiotic NPC's in video games! ‌

    Plus‌ ‌I‌ ‌get‌ ‌to‌ ‌hear‌ ‌Spamton‌ ‌glitch‌ ‌out‌ ‌and‌ ‌be‌ ‌a‌ ‌insane‌ ‌puppet‌!‌ ‌you probably couldn't even do a monster truck commercial with that pathetic voice! Even‌ ‌if‌ ‌his‌ ‌copying‌ ‌someone‌ ‌he‌ ‌dose‌ ‌it‌ ‌right!‌ ‌I'd rather have an insane glitch puppet salesman than some lousy game show host ‌anyways!"‌ ‌susie‌ ‌admitted‌ ‌

    The‌ ‌crowd‌ ‌gasped‌ ‌Spamton wasn't used to receiving praise, so he covered his face with his hands to hide a deep blush and a smile. His eyes swirled with hearts in his pupils, and he didn't realize he was out of his wires. Spamton's inner critic took a step back and pressed his hand against his chest.  ‌"W-WHAT!‌ ‌I‌ ‌WAS FORMED TO‌ ‌BE‌ ‌SPAMTON'S‌ ‌PERFECT‌ ‌SELF‌! ‌WHAT DO YOU MEAN WHEN YOU SAY YOU'D RATHER HAVE HIM THAN ME!?!?"‌ ‌he‌ ‌shouted‌, ‌

    Susie makes a snickering sound. "I'd rather have him with his flaws," Susie said as she looked over to see if her inner critic had returned. The spot she was originally in had nothing but a black slime puddle. Spamton slowly unveiled his face as he noticed his inner critic blushing and melting as he screamed at Spamton, who was now at his level ‌"I‌ ‌WILL‌ ‌COME‌ ‌BACK‌!  ‌I‌ ‌ALWAYS‌ ‌WILL!‌ ‌BIGGER‌ ‌AND‌ ‌BETTER‌ ‌THEN‌ ‌EVER!‌ I'LL MAKE YOU PAY FOR THIS!"‌ ‌he‌ ‌growled‌

     Spamton‌ ‌sighed‌ ‌"OH‌ ‌I‌ ‌[KN0W]‌ ‌YOU‌ ‌WILL‌, ‌YOU'RE‌ ‌JUST‌ ‌ANOTHER‌ ‌FLAW‌ ‌OF‌ ‌MINE‌ ‌TO‌ ‌[PRESS‌ ‌ACCEPT]....I'LL BE WAITing WITH {0PEN ARMS!!}"‌ ‌Spamton‌ ‌admitted‌ ‌causing‌ ‌Spamton's inner critic to blush, looking confused, as though he was questioning himself as he dissolved into slime.

    "Come on, let's go help Ralsei!" Susie said, rubbing Spamton's head. ‌Spamton‌ ‌smiled‌ ‌nearly‌ ‌busting‌ ‌with‌ ‌joy‌ ‌knowing‌ ‌that‌ ‌susie‌ ‌care‌ ‌about‌ ‌him‌ ‌even‌ ‌his‌ ‌flaws‌ but‌ ‌he‌ ‌wasn't‌ ‌so‌ ‌quick‌ ‌with‌ ‌that, ‌He dashed over to ralsei, who had ralsei's inner critic saying something in his ear. Susie was the first to arrive.Susie‌ ‌put‌ ‌Spamton‌ ‌on‌ ‌her‌ ‌right‌ ‌shoulder‌, ‌putting‌ ‌her‌ ‌hands‌ ‌on ‌her‌ ‌hips‌ ‌and‌ ‌stomping‌ ‌to‌ ‌ralsei‌ ‌and‌ ‌his‌ ‌critic‌ ‌who‌ ‌froze‌ ‌in‌ ‌fear‌ ‌seeing‌ ‌Spamton‌ ‌and‌ ‌Susie's‌ ‌eyes‌ ‌glowing‌ ‌as‌ ‌they‌ ‌looked‌ ‌down‌ ‌at‌ ‌him

    "OH MY GOODNESS, THEY'RE GOING TO KILL US! ‌YOU‌ ‌MADE‌ ‌THEM‌ ‌ANGRY‌ ‌RALSEI!"‌ ‌ralsei's‌ ‌inner‌ ‌critic‌. Susie snatched ralsei, who was startled, as Susie placed him on her shoulders. "that's‌ ‌better!‌ ‌You‌ ‌better‌ ‌not‌ ‌leave‌ ‌I‌ ‌don't‌ ‌care‌ ‌if‌ ‌you‌ ‌call‌ ‌us‌ ‌dumb‌ ‌b!č+‌ ‌@ș+‌ ‌motherf*<&~+‌, ‌You're stuck being our friends, and it'll stay that way even after all of our adventures."‌ ‌susie‌ ‌admitted‌, ‌Spamton couldn't stop himself from chuckling

    Ralsei‌ ‌blushed‌ ‌deeply‌ ‌looking‌ ‌away‌, ‌Spamton‌ ‌chime‌ ‌in‌ ‌"YEAH‌ ‌BESIDES‌ ‌WHO'S‌ ‌GONNA‌ ‌[OUR‌ ‌FAVORITE‌ ‌STORYS]‌ ‌WHEN‌ ‌WE‌ ‌GET‌ ‌BACK‌ ‌TO‌ ‌THE‌ ‌CASTLE?"‌ ‌Spamton‌ ‌asked‌ ‌

    Ralsei‌ ‌soon‌ ‌relax‌ ‌resting‌ ‌his‌ ‌head‌ ‌on‌ ‌susie‌ ‌head‌ ‌"thank‌ ‌you‌ ‌guys..."‌ ‌ralsei‌ ‌said‌ ‌softly‌ ‌as‌ ‌susie‌ ‌ralsei could still hear a chuckle behind him, making his back tremble, and a whisper could be heard "liar~" Susie, on the other hand, shut the door before ralsei could peek behind her

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  • qu0t13
    16.01.2022 - 1 week ago


    Part 1 because we know we’ll forget a few.

    Kris: Actually not a human fighter, well, human yes, but because their greatest asset is leading, convincing and negotiating.  We’d put Kris as either a mele support bard, or a Bard Paladin because Paladins gain their power through their oaths, and depending on the kind of player you are, Kris’ oath changes accordingly.

    Ralsie: Definitely a Satyr, but surprisingly not a Wizard either, another Bard in the party, just because as useful as Ralsie’s magics are, he only has 2 spells, and if that’s not some low level Bard thing, we don’t know what is. That and... Ralsie is heking adorable and you cannot tell us that they don’t have a ridiculously high charisma score, and yea Wizards can be charismatic, there is a strong difference between being naturally adorable and cool Wizard.

    Susie: Would have been tempted to peg Susie as a Kobold just because of her pack tactics, but we’d be a fool to put her as anything but Lizardfolk. And actually no, she isn’t a Barbarian or a fighter, though she is very angry, that is undeniable.  We think Susie is another Paladin who later multiclasses into Cleric juuuuust for a wee bit of healing. But, Palidin because, same boat as Kris, for the most part it is the player who chooses Susie’s oath. (Also in the begining when she goes on her murderous rampage you could claim she’s on a crusade) Rouxls Kard: Nocturn because you cannot tell us this disaster of a man sleeps, ever, he just doesn’t alright? He’s got tooo much to do at any given point in time please just give him his coffee and let him work he’ll die eventually. As for class... Rouxls is tedious to place... Our first guess would have been a Trapsmith Rogue because puzzles But that would be insulting to puzzles... We’re tempted to put him as a Warlock however, just because he seems to need direction (A patron) 

    Lancer: The best son. The result of whatever the hell a Warforged and a Goliath (If that were possible) would make.  An Artificer Bard because he at least knows how to function machinery (His bike) and he’s charismatic in the most lopsided way possible that makes him undeniably charming his his own special little way.

    Seam: Either a Tabaxi or Leolin because cat, duh.  And we’d actually say that Seam is a Weaveshaper Bard multiclass, only because, as previous court sorcerer, he would have had to have some acess to proper magic, and Bards have a nice range of spells, plus, charisma bonuses and all those sweet sweet proficiencies. Weaveshaper however is a bit more self indulgent... He’s a stitched up cat thing guys... Weaveshaper, they all about manipulating magic string.

    Jevil: A Felis, but like, hairless... Or some sort of Faeblood because of all of his magic and hijinks. Class wise, we’re leaning towards just putting him as a Sorcerer because, high charisma and deep wells of magic, or some sort of Bard/Wizard mix... But then we remembered Rogue, Arcane Trickster. Very skillful and sneaky, access to very useful and versatile spells, high mobility and from experience, very fun to play.

    King: Big boi Goliath. Angry man who needs a lot of therapy and prison. Definetly some sort of Barbarian, or a Purgalist, both mele attackers that hit like trucks.

    Our stances are flexible and opinions fluid and we’re desperate for friends so please someone nerd out with us please?     

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  • drinksomewateryoudehydratedfuck
    15.01.2022 - 1 week ago

    Just a reminder that I got the secret egg from behind the tree in deltarune on my first playthrough, I have no evidence of this, but I promise it happened, I only just now learned that it has a 2% chance of happening.

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  • seanoridraws
    15.01.2022 - 1 week ago

    Guess who has Deltarune brain-rot again!

    #deltarune brainrot#digital art#deltarune susie#deltarune noelle#deltarune kris#deltarune ralsie #deltarune (best boi) lancer #sorry no meme-able bird this time around
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  • larsonnoarson
    14.01.2022 - 1 week ago
    #deltarune chapter two #deltarune#deltarune ralsie #its true and you know it.
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  • happysquiggles
    12.01.2022 - 1 week ago

    noelles of varying quality [image description: three drawings of Noelle Holiday from Deltarune. she is a deer girl character with blonde hair and a christmas theme. in the first drawing, she is carrying a flowerpot with tulips. she is wearing a purple skirt and jacket. the background is blue with pink hearts and flowers.

    in the second drawing, she is wearing a pink and green dress with strawberry decorations. she has a pink bow in her hair with a strawberry on it. the background is purple gingham with a blue border. in the third drawing, she is wearing a red and green jumper over a rainbow skirt. she is doing a peace sign at the viewer. tied between her antlers is a string with stars on it. her hair is in pigtails. the background is pink with a light pink border and white hearts. end ID.]

    #deltarune#noelle holiday #these are in chronological order of when i drew them #the middle one is..... bad #noelle is not my fav deltarune character (i like ralsy) but she IS my girlfriend's favourite so obviously i have drawn her the most #that makes it sounds like prilla forced me to draw these but no i just like drawing stuff for prilla sdfghghjkjhghjkjhghjkl #i'm proud of the last one n we don't talk about the first two <3 #anyway i felt like posting them cause it's a nice little noelle compilation #n i like going through my archive n seeing which art i drew in which month #maybe i'll draw dark world noelle to complete the collection #♥♡fingerpainting♡♥#♥♡fairy dust♡♥
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  • nyama-nyama-editz
    06.01.2022 - 2 weeks ago

    Agender webcore ralsei icons

    Requested by anon


    ~mod Pluto

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  • retro-hero-5
    06.01.2022 - 2 weeks ago

    What if the reason kris is the only human in the dark world (despite having other people be very much possible) and has inhuman features like the blue skin, is because they wish they were a monster? Maybe they feel out of place in their family? Something to think about.

    #deltarune #i also think ralsie is kris's way of dealing with the sadness of asriel being away #and the reason he steps out of the shade and gets more detailed #is because kris is working through it successfully #my thoughts#theory
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  • angelicdevil
    01.01.2021 - 3 weeks ago

    Ralsie’s horns aren’t actually pink, he just uses nail polish

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  • floppa-week
    31.12.2021 - 3 weeks ago

    I hope ralsei smoking a blunt becomes canon

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  • the-1-bigshot
    30.12.2021 - 3 weeks ago

    deltarune main 3 except they’re foxes...kinda

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  • lilybug-02
    29.12.2021 - 3 weeks ago

    Part 5.5 // First // Previous // Next

    “Finally, somebody said it!” - Literally Everyone
    Chara has little to no filter when it comes to obvious things.

    I wasn’t sure where to put this panel, so I put it in between ;) I’ve been wanting to get to this point for a while and I’m so glad I (slowly) got here.

    #After this I’ll be getting the big storyline/world-building rolling… at least I’ll try ha :) #deltarune chara timeline #saloon county darkworld #chara truly thinking with their brain over here #lol #loved making those silly faces #ralsie deltarune#asriel dreemurr#deltarune characters#deltarune au #deltarune au comic #deltarune comic#art#deltarune#dr au#college chara#deltarune memes
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  • lilybug-02
    20.12.2021 - 1 mont ago
    Your friends have got your back. You feel ready for anything. ❄︎♓︎❍︎♏︎♎︎ 👌︎♋︎⧫︎⧫︎●︎♏︎ ✌︎♍︎⧫︎♓︎❖︎♋︎⧫︎♏︎♎︎

    Part 5 // First // Previous // Next

    I hope you enjoy the next part of the comic! Thank you all for being patient! :). I didn’t plan on going full-out with my coloring and shading since this stuff takes too much of my brain power, but I wanted to prove to myself I could. Plus I like to think it makes it more epic lol. Future comics won’t be as detailed as this hah, but we’ll see.

    #deltarune #deltarune chara timeline #for context: Chara&Asriel have been kidnapped by the mayor and his bandits #This will be a battle against the mayor and the Shaker Sisters to get back Kris’s brother and friend #the red text is the player talking #deltarune comic #kris has still yet to tell Susie about their soul… #the player #ralsie seems uneasy with Asriel. You wonder why #deltarune au #deltarune fan comic #art #somehow found the time to finish this insane mess of a nightmare to draw #kris dreemurr#susie deltarune#ralsie deltarune#chara deltarune#asriel dreemurr#kris deltarune#deltarune characters#my art#digital art
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  • l-ight-venom
    19.12.2021 - 1 mont ago

    Problem solved, lol🤡

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