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  • aprofessionalwithoutstandards
    18.01.2022 - 43 minutes ago

    God everyone’s all gay people love swords this homoerotic pirate swordfight that but never once have I seen anyone post about Demo tf2 doing the chin tilt thing. So today in a bout of insanity I will be posting about Demo tf2 doing the chin tilt thing

    #listen you come onto the gay people website you're gonna get gay people posts #not gonna tag this one like crazy. i am ashamed #tf2 #team fortress 2 #demo#demo tf2#demoman#demoman tf2 #open mick night
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  • dr-sawbones
    18.01.2022 - 4 hours ago

    funny story but i just bashed someone's head with a bottle and they did it to me too and then we did more of it and then we became friends

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  • ultramanultimo
    18.01.2022 - 6 hours ago




    ....What, a guy can’t dream of a show about a Discoman Detective?

    #TF2 #Team Fortress 2 #SFM#disco#demoman
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  • fruit-teeth
    17.01.2022 - 15 hours ago

    Chronicles of Love and War (Chapter 1)

    ((Hi, everyone!! I am very excited to announce that this is the first chapter of my newest multi-chapter fic, which is the sequel to my other story Matters of Time and Fate! If you haven’t read the first story, that’s fine, but reading that before reading this might be helpful so you understand the context behind what’s going on. Anyway, here it is, and I hope you enjoy!))

               Olivia never enjoyed being at hotels. She never found the beds to be comfortable, and the rooms were always freezing cold. On top of that, the televisions never showed anything interesting.

    On this evening, though, she did find a cartoon while flipping through the channels. She’d come on during the middle of it, and it showed a family of cartoon bears enjoying a picnic in the woods. As the colorful bears finished their picnic and began to dance around, Olivia's attention was drawn away by a voice: "Olivia? "Are you almost ready for dinner?"

    Olivia glanced away from the TV screen. “Huh? What?”

    Helen approached, reaching over to turn the TV off. "We're meeting the others downstairs at the restaurant, and while it's only a simple hotel restaurant, I think you should change your clothes," she said, motioning to Olivia's outfit, which was a set of penguin-print pajamas.

    “Oh,” Olivia felt a little disappointed at seeing the TV get turned off, but she got up anyway. “Okay…should I just get my dress on?”

    “If you’d like,” Helen replied. “Speaking of which, we should take you shopping at some point. You seem to be going through a growth spurt.”

    Olivia looked down at her legs. “I don’t think so?”

    "When we get to Teufort, we can go to the mall," Miss Pauling suggested as she stepped out of the bathroom and slipped her jacket on. “Now, go get dressed, Olivia—they’re waiting for us downstairs!”

    “Okay, okay!” Olivia went to the closet, pulling out one of her dresses to wear for the evening.

    Olivia accompanied Helen and Miss Pauling down the elevator and to the hotel's dining room after she’d dressed. Once they made their way past the other patrons, Olivia spotted the others sitting at a large, booth table in the corner.

    “We’re here!” Olivia announced, bounding up to the table gleefully.

    Scout grinned when he saw her, reaching down and scooping her up. “Hey, kid! How’s it hangin’?”

    Olivia climbed up into Scout’s lap, and right away she reached for his hat. “I wanna do the thing!”

    “Oh—okay!” Scout removed his hat, placing it on Olivia’s head. “There ya go! I should get you a hat like mine, since ya like it so much,”

    Olivia shifted from Scout's knee to the booth seat next to him, sandwiching herself between him and Spy while adjusting the hat a bit. Spy clicked his tongue, reaching over to tuck a stray lock of hair behind her ear. “That hat is far too big for you…and it messes up your hair,”

    “So what?” Olivia shrugged.

    “I’ll brush it later, do not worry,” Helen assured, taking her seat right across from Olivia. “Is everyone prepared to continue our trip tomorrow?”

    “Affirmative!” Soldier barked. “I have the raccoons in the trunk!”

    Demoman shushed him. “Keep yer voice down! We can’t let the employees known you brought the raccoons…”

    “If they have problem, I will punch them,” Zhanna said in a very matter-of-fact tone.

    “Please do not, sister,” Heavy advised, not looking up from the menu in front if him. “We do not need incident.”

    “Incidents are fun,” Medic countered, taking a moment to look around. “Where’s the waiter?”

    “Busy, I think,” Sniper shrugged, his attention turning to Pyro. “Hey, don’t burn those napkins!”

    Pyro mumbled something to Sniper, but Engineer just nudged them and handed them a handheld game to keep them from reaching for their lighter. Once Pyro was distracted, Engineer cleared his throat.

    “So! How are we all doin’ tonight?”

    “I have a foot cramp,” Lar-Nah answered flatly. “I’ve had it all day and it won’t go away.”

    “I could fix it!” Medic offered.

    Lar-Nah gave him a look. “No, thank you, I’ll be fine.”

    Medic frowned. “Oh, please. We’ve been working closely with each other these last few months, and you still don’t trust me?”

    “No, no,” Lar-Nah clarified. “I have seen you work, and that’s why I’m not letting you give me unnecessary surgery for a foot cramp.”

    “Oh…how did she know I was going to conduct useless foot surgery on her?" Medic whispered to Heavy.

    “You do that to everyone,” Heavy replied simply.

    “True,” Medic shrugged, taking a sip of his water.

    Miss Pauling turned her attention to Zhanna after a waiter came around to take everyone's orders, asking, “How have you been feeling, Zhanna? I know it’s been a long trip so far, are you doing well?”

    Zhanna nodded, sitting back a little. “I am fine, back hurts a little but I will be fine,” she gave Medic a look. “No surgery!”

    “I wasn’t going to suggest it!” Medic put his hands up defensively.

    Soldier moved a little closer to Zhanna, fixated on her abdomen. “My son’s in there,” he pointed out, clearly enamored by the unborn baby Zhanna was carrying. “He’s so smart – I told him about how many communists I’ve killed!”

    “You don’t know if it’s a boy or not, Jane,” Demo pointed out kindly.

    Soldier huffed. “I told you already! I just…I just know! I know it’s a boy! I feel it…in my bones…”

    Zhanna giggled, lifting Soldier’s helmet to kiss his forehead. “Oh, my silly little man…”

    Soldier’s face lit up in a blush, and he pressed his face into Zhanna’s shoulder, letting out a happy sound.

    Scout made a gagging noise at the sight. “Get a room, you two!” he then noticed Olivia staring at something under the table. “Whatcha lookin’ at, Liv?”

    “Someone put gum under the table,” Olivia pointed out.

    “Oh, god – Olivia don’t touch it!” Pauling sighed, motioning for Olivia to leave the gum alone. “It’s probably filthy,”

    Olivia sat back up, and a thought crossed her mind. “Hey – tomorrow, when we get to Teufort, what’s gonna happen? We’re gonna go to the new place, right?”

    Helen nodded. “Yes. We'll be shown around the new offices and residential buildings when we arrive at the new base tomorrow morning,"

    “And we will see family,” Heavy added, smiling wide. “Other sisters and mama are waiting for us,”

    “Oh – yes, of course,” Helen clarified. “Some of your family members will be there, I believe?”

    Demoman nodded. “Aye! My mum’s gonna be there, too, that’ll be nice,”

    “Yeah, so’s my mom,” Scout confirmed, grinning. “I’ve missed her real bad, this is gonna be great!” he noticed that Spy’s demeanor seemed to change at that, so he nudged him to get his attention. “Hey—you good, Spy?”

    Spy blinked, clearing his throat. “Yes, yes…I’m all right. It’s just that…” he took a breath. “It’s been so long since I’ve seen your mother, and…”

    “Look, it’s gonna be okay,” Scout assured, placing a hand on Spy’s shoulder. “I already told her you were coming, and she’s excited to see you again. It’s gonna be all good, okay?”

    “I…yes,” Spy nodded, fiddling with the edge of his napkin to try and calm himself down. “Yes, of course…thank you.”

    Olivia listened to all of this, thinking quietly. She’d heard the others talk about their family members, and now, she was finally about to meet them.

    “I hope they all like me,” she spoke up, leaning her chin into her hand.

    Scout just laughed, ruffling her hair. “Oh, my ma’s gonna love you! Don’t worry about that, Liv – you’re gonna have so much fun with everyone else, too!”

    Olivia nodded in understanding, giggling when Scout ruffled her hair.

    When the waiter brought the food around for everyone, she mostly forgot about it, but once she was back in her hotel room for the night, the feeling resurfaced.

    “Mommy?” Olivia spoke finally, trying to figure out how to put what she felt into words.

    Helen brushed Olivia’s hair gently, getting her ready for bed. “Hm?”

    Olivia got quiet for a few seconds, and then asked, “Do you…do you think I’ll make friends once we’re in Teufort?”

    “What do you mean?” Helen asked, a little surprised by the question. “Of course you’ll make friends. You’ll start going to school once we figure out the paperwork, and you will make plenty of friends there.”

    “Okay…” Olivia nodded, feeling somewhat comforted by that response. “I just…I just get worried no one will like me. That they’ll think I’m weird…”

    Helen sighed, setting the brush down and lovingly stroking Olivia’s hair with her hand. "No one will believe that. And if they do, it's not a problem with you; it's a problem with them," she said, leaning in and kissing Olivia on the temple. “All right?”

    Olivia smiled a little at the kiss, squeezing her mother’s hand. “Okay. Yeah…”

    Helen tied Olivia’s hair back with a ribbon like she always did, before she stood back up. “Is your suitcase all packed for when we leave tomorrow?”

    “Yep,” Olivia affirmed, climbing into her bed for the night.

    Helen smiled warmly, reaching over to tuck her daughter in. “Good. Goodnight, Olivia,”

    "Goodnight, mommy," Olivia said, settling into the hotel blankets as Helen switched off the light. For a moment, when she closed her eyes, she felt herself back in her father’s old house, in that old bed. But it soon faded…that was a time far away from her, now, a time that felt like a dream.

    A new beginning was coming soon.

    #i know its an uneventful chapter but this is mainly to set up whats going on lol #im so excited to start this story you have no idea #tf2#tf2 fanfic#my writing#writing #tf2 olivia mann #tf2 administrator #tf2 miss pauling #tf2 scout#tf2 sniper#tf2 spy#tf2 medic#tf2 heavy#tf2 soldier#tf2 demoman#tf2 engineer#tf2 pyro#tf2 zhanna#tf2 lar-nah#pregnancy mention #idk if i need to tag this but i will
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  • beetlekeys
    17.01.2022 - 17 hours ago


    # Genre. I have no clue.
    # Synopsis. What I think the mercs tastes in music are, and what I think they'd listen to (while purposely ignoring that the story's set in the 60's for the sake of my own self indulgence)
    # CW. None!
    # Notes. Some very quick headcanons to keep this blog fresh as I work on some more reader insert stuff. Also because I'm projecting very hard on to these old men and I need the world to know.
    Warning, I have a very base level knowledge of music, so this is gonna be sort of messy. I will give examples of artists who do not match up with the genres I've said. If a single one of you brings this up, I'm hunting you down for sport.

    ──── *•° 🎶 Music Taste 🎶 °•* ────

    — SCOUT

    Scout only really has 2 requirements when it comes to the music he listens too; it's gotta be upbeat, and it's gotta be fast.

    He listens to just about anything. Rap, hip-hop, soft rock, Pop rock, maybe some Pop Punk mixed in there as well?

    Whatever he's listening too, it's gotta pump him up!

    He'll deny it most of the time, but he's got a soft spot for romantic songs.

    I have a very vivid concept in my mind of Scout with his shitty little gas station earphones that are half broken, sitting on the floor listening to blink-182. So... have that, I guess.

    Maybe some Madonna too?

    I could also see him liking the Ramones.

    — PYRO

    Happy, bubbly pop music!

    Also sometimes just straight radio static, but they dance to it just the same.


    I'm gonna be honest, I'm totally lost on this one. I genuinely cannot see this man going out of his way to listen to any real, actual music whatsoever.

    He'd like the American national anthem, obviously, but other than that. Blanking.

    I can imagine him liking some 60's rock... maybe? Some Jazz as well??

    I feel like he wouldn't complain if it came on the radio, at least.

    Also Bon Jovi.

    — HEAVY

    Heavy will listen to just about anything -- if only to discover new stuff -- but he usually chooses to put on more slow, instrumental songs/scores.

    Lots of violin and piano.

    Jazz is a preferance of his as well, and maybe some opera once in a while to freshen things up.

    He likes romantic songs.

    I could imagine liking something like Mikael Tariverdiev every so often.

    (Side note. I think at least one of his sisters would like Kombinaciya and make him listen to it with them)


    Look, we all know what I'm gonna say here. Engie likes country music. It's stereotypical and cliche and also completely correct.

    But, I also think he listens to a lot of 70s and 80s rock.

    Y'know... dad music.

    I can imagine him listening to George Strait, maybe Mel McDaniel, some early AC/DC perhaps... Foo fighters?

    Does he like Dolly Parton? Methinks yes.


    Demo is, of course, a fan of classic Scottish music (of wich I don't have any examples because I've never listened to it. Woo)

    But aside from that, I think his taste in music is sort of all over the place. A little bit of everything, with some recurring favorites.

    I know it's cliche, but I can absolutely see him going hard to the Dropkick Murphy's.

    it's just so fitting, I'm sorry.

    I also like to think he'd enjoy some folk punk, especially some of the older stuff.

    He'd likes Mischief Brew!

    — MEDIC

    Medic isn't a fan of music that's to hardcore or too lyric heavy, so he mostly listens to classical.

    I think he'd enjoy Capriccio and Chaconne the most.

    (I'd love to give examples but I don't listen to enough classical to have any on hand)

    I think in his earlier days he was very into darkwave music and maybe some russian post punk. He still holds a place in his heart for it.

    Artists like Molchat Doma and Dolgostroy.

    Also, maybe it doesn't fit with the rest of his taste, but I could see him liking Oingo Boingo.

    It just sounds so funky.

    — SNIPER

    I don't think sniper listens to music. He just doesn't like it.

    He won't complain if someone turns on the radio or puts on a record, but he never goes out of his way to do it himself.

    I don't even think he can pick a favorite genre. He just likes what he likes, and that's that.

    (I'm sorry this is so bland I actually have no ideas. Sniper really is just some guy)

    — SPY

    Spy's taste in music is just about as pretentious as he is.

    Piano scores, classical and smooth jazz all the way...

    At least, that's what he says it is.

    Really, some of his favorite artists are songs from his younger days -- more carefree, happier times.

    Jim Morrison, The Doors, Syd Barrett... music like that is his real favorite.

    He was introduced to a lot of it through Scout's mom, so It's reminiscent of brighter days for him. They used to dance to it together.

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  • your-fave-wants-to-kiss-you
    17.01.2022 - 18 hours ago
    #your fave wants to kiss you #tf2#tf2 demoman #tf2 x reader #team fortress 2 demoman #demoman tf2 x reader
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  • vesseltried
    17.01.2022 - 19 hours ago

    I put my fursona on a sign

    #tf2 #team fortress demoman #demoman#furry #team fortress 2
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  • tf2-but-incorrect
    17.01.2022 - 19 hours ago

    Spy: Demoman, you’re so cute. You remind me of a puppy.

    Demoman: Oh! Do.. do you like puppies? Also, do you like guys? And do you like me specifically? Asking for a friend...

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  • zzoupz
    17.01.2022 - 1 day ago

    “When mercenary girls are involved, no price is high enough.” You said, as you ventured down to Dustbowl....

    #no idea#tf2#helltaker #I have no idea why I did this #frankly is pretty much the answer #sniper#scout#pyro#demoman#engineer#soldier#spy#heavy#medic
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  • paraspectresaysfuckyou
    17.01.2022 - 1 day ago

    demoman, on the phone: do you know my blood type?

    engie: ofcourse, it's type o.

    demoman: oh, i guessed wrong. excuse me- medic!

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  • demomanmybeloved
    16.01.2022 - 1 day ago

    How the mercs hug

    Deciding to start this blog with some good ol fashion hug hcs


    usually when he hugs someone it’s just super quick side hugs, then he goes running off to god knows where

    however, if he notices you‘re sad, he‘ll attempt to give you a actual hug. Attempt. It’s usually kinda awkward at first but after a while he learns how to do it right. It’s the thought that counts tho, so you don’t mind.


    himbo man my beloved-

    His hugs are very unexpected and rarely happens unless you two are dating. But when he does hug you, it’s a super tight bear hug. He also probably lifts you in the air while hugging you. Also very stiff at first. Once you two starts dating they become a bit more soft, but if you ever point it out he will get a bit flustered.


    Get used to the firebug hugging you cause it’s gonna happen a lot. Very warm, tight hugs. One for the morning, one after battle, and one before bed at minimum. This dude is a hugging monster. It’s impossible to escape their grip once they‘ve latched onto you.


    This man will open up his arms and say „c‘mere!“ before he hugs you. Since he’s usually shorter than you, he tends to wrap his arms under yours when you hugs. Like pyro, he gives very warm hugs, however his aren’t very tight unless he thinks you’re upset or sad. Will probably pat you on the back like the dad he is


    Himbo man my beloved-

    He has two different types of hugs: drunk and sober. When he’s drunk, it’s a lot less of a „hug“ and more of a „latching onto you for dear life“. He‘ll usually Mutter how much he loves you when drunk hugging, either that or about his missing eyeball that tried to kill him. Has a very tight grip on you when he drunk hugs.

    His sober hugs ,however, are more hug-like. Usually very soft and warm, he doesn’t want to accidentally make you uncomfortable. Will also run circles on your back and talk to you about his day, overall 11/10 would hug again.


    This man is so scared he‘ll accidentally hurt you, his hugs are so soft and fragile but endearing at the same time. If you reassure him that he wont accidentally hurt you enough times, he‘ll give you more tight bear hugs. Also more likely to pick you up while hugging since he’s absolutely HUGE.


    Like soldier, this man does not hug a lot unless you two are dating. His hugs are very awkward and usually quick, he just doesn’t know how they work. Give him some time tho and he‘s give you super tight bear hugs and squeeze the shit out of you.


    This guy is so touched starved and embarrassed about it you‘re most likely gonna have to start the hugs at first. The first few seconds of the hug he’s very stiff, stick man. After that, he just completely melts into your arms. Very warm, however his hugs aren’t either soft or tight, they‘re somewhere in between.


    Again, he will rarely hug you unless you two are dating. He gives very soft, quick hugs and then just pretends like nothing happens. He does that cause the little bastard likes to hear you ask him for more hugs. Will absolutely tease you about it but comply. He actually really loved hugging you cause it makes him feel better to know you‘re safe in his arms, but he‘ll never say that.

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  • maledicmanny
    16.01.2022 - 1 day ago

    Medic: Look what I found on the beach! *shows picture of a starfish with his finger next to it for scale*

    Demo: You found a finger?

    Medic: Don't be ridiculous! You find those on the sidewalk.

    Scout: Or in your fries.

    Medic: True, but I wasn't in Wendy's at the time.

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  • neneldi
    16.01.2022 - 1 day ago

    Dream rotation if telltale had made poker night 3 would be like....tf2 demoman, kenny from the walking dead season 1, bigby wolf and.......idk enough abt telltale/valve properties for this. Any chaos character. Cicero skyrim why not

    #Kenny is the tycho of this game ie he folds like an umbrella #bigby likes to play the hand hes got but it's very easy to rile him up into a betting war till hes all in #the demoman is the best player at the table bc his approach is like a synthesis of the other two
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  • tf2-but-incorrect
    16.01.2022 - 2 days ago
    #tf2#tf2 demoman#tf2 engineer#tf2 soldier #team fortress 2 #short fuse #boots n bombs #not a quote #hc #also!! nice ot3 #also also i'm sure about Ullapool's avg temp but I'm not sure if i calculated Bee Cave correctly
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  • plummyplums
    16.01.2022 - 2 days ago

    I saw this twitter post and HAD to make it on 15.ai, it was just too perfect.  Ft. Soldier and Demo!

    #tf2 #15.ai #tf2 soldier#tf2 demoman #team fortress 2 #this was actually really fun!  might make more if i get more ideas #jane doe #tavish finnegan degroot
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  • avian524
    16.01.2022 - 2 days ago

    That blessed time Tumblr took things I care about and made it things they care about

    (Bonus points for the pinup Medic)

    #tf2#tf2 medic#acnh#tf2 demoman #prolong your ubercharge #im going to die #and to your right you'll see demo's crotch #poor kk slider #us bubblegum dweebs have ruined him
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  • suzy-co
    16.01.2022 - 2 days ago
    #my art#tf2 #team fortress 2 #tf2 demoman #color palette meme
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  • cooltf2facts
    16.01.2022 - 2 days ago
    #tf2#tf2 demoman#tf2 spy#lore #((you people really love using glitter on spy huh))
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  • maledicmanny
    15.01.2022 - 2 days ago

    I made a thing. 

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