"He was still running when an Austin Mini burst out of what remained of the dying night. The passenger door opened. At the wheel, Fred discovered the young Pedro Winter. He slackened his pace and flopped down next to the driver in a final cloud of bank notes. At the entrance to the castle, as Fred curled up in his seat almost disappearing under the glove compartment, Pedro Winter offered the rookie his best smile before slipping through the net and returning to Paris with the first sun rays." (From The Rise and Fall Of French Touch by Raphael Malkin.)
I'm sorry, but where's this movie??
I legit cannot make this stuff up.
This is like a scene in an action movie with Pedro literally ramping off a building and screeching to a halt in the getaway car to save our hero while he's being chased down by evil government agents.
Me 20 or so years after the fact: "I should write my own movie!! Lets have everyone know martial arts for some reason!" "Haha, what a hilarious nonsensical anecdote! With no basis in reality at all!"
"Also Pedro is secretly a ninja!!"
"Yeah, its been done."
"Wait, what?! No one told me!!"
And here I was thinking that I was tapping into a unique little niche. Well, I got that memo late.
And you lot thought I was crazy!! Thats exactly what they said to Gailieo when he discovered physics!!
Great, now I want to write this script.
(Which is actually the entire Ninja Training Arc I wrote. A prequel/sequel to explain how Daft Punk's hilarious British sidekick got her ninja powers.)
#wheresthatmovie #pedrowinter #theriseandfalloffrenchtouch #omgwow #lolwut
Where DA FRICK is Pedro Pierre Winter's Ninja Movie??
He's already the badass ninja master we deserve!! I was right!!
And they called ME crazy!!
ME!! The crazy daydreaming nerdy girl who lives in her head since 1997!!
But seriously, why is no one hiring me as the consultant for the movie we deserve??
"Haha, wouldn't it be funny if Pedro was secretly a ninja?"