#dick suckers Tumblr posts

  • transmechanicus
    01.12.2021 - 3 days ago

    Gay ppl will drink 5 weed and be like “I alawys wanted to fuck him” and show you this pic

    #my stuff #also for the fools looking at this: i’m talking about the Dick Sucker 3000 or whatever is called
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  • bugsarecool
    25.11.2021 - 1 week ago

    Hmm, do you (my mutuals and followers) like it when I spam random things in the heat of the moment?

    #genuine question #anyway I type genuine and DICK SUCKER is what appears next on my phone
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  • shadowy-dumbo-octopus
    17.11.2021 - 2 weeks ago

    A thought

    In RoS, Bartimaeus says that the essence flails like the one Khaba owns were the favoured weapons of the priests of Ra during the reign of Khufu (the guy who built the first pyramid) and that he can tell Khaba's is one of the originals and not a later reproduction.

    Question: how did Khaba get his hands on it?

    Answer: back in chapter 5, Ammet says that he had served the first kings of Egypt and helped raise their pyramids. Ergo, he likely would've been around during Khufu's reign during the time when the first essence flails were used. Ergo, he'd possibly know where magicians who originally owned these flails were buried.

    So, either Khaba asked him to show which tombs to rob, or, possibly, delightfully, it was a gift.

    #positive talks#bartimaeus #otp: i like you hungry #Does graverobbing count as a date? #Do you think one of the suckers was his former master and A just pointed at the tomb like 'hey babe this one was a dick let's rob him' #Holding hands while robbing the tomb of the last loser who tried to tell you what to do uwu #A: hey babe look what I got you <3 #Now you can be ever more horrible to spirits and also maybe possibly to me if you know what I mean? 👉👈 #Also this could be fun if we imagine K being more on the possessive side in regards to his bf #'oh this guy used to be your master? Yeah let's go desecrate his tomb and steal all his stuff.' #'you're mine and mine alone and soon all that other stuff will be too' #While Ammet just looks at him with little cartoony hearts floating around his head #And BTW if K ever tried to summon another marid for whatever reason you KNOW that the sucker wouldn't last a MINUTE #Without being curb-stomped because hello #Dibs were already called. This one is mine. Perish. #Idk I think they should be extremely possessive of one another but also mutually very much into it. As a treat. #where was i going with this #A: you're more worthy of this than the other guy so I broke into his tomb to bring it to you. You like it? #K (internally): I am going to [redacted] you like you've never been [redacted] before. (out loud): wow gee thanks I really appreciate it
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  • prnster
    10.11.2021 - 3 weeks ago

    ❛❛      men     do     oughta     waste     less     money     on     gals     who     won’t     give     them     the     time     of     day .        ‘cause     they     oughta     waste     all     their     money     on     𝑴𝑬 .      ❜❜

    #.` 010   ῾◞  WATCH   ME   SHINE   FOR   THE   BOYS   AND   THE   CAMERAS.  🕸   [    in .   ] #dash comm / #fusfhssuh lmao! angel vc if you wanna throw money at someone bc you hope they'll suck your dick even though they never will i'm right here #also damn val stop pointing out how it's never gonna work. he's got a couple suckers on rotation <3
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  • badbattler
    08.11.2021 - 3 weeks ago

    Liquid snake did everything wrong but in like a cool way so who really cares about war crimes when youre awesome, i think he should of done more actually, i think he should of killed them all, itd of been sick bro

    #when i say cool i mean with a muted tv so i cant hear him speak #i want to perceive not hear the poor excuse for bri*ish #ocelot should of cut out his tongue actually #actually no thatd make him  a less effective dick sucker just mute him yea
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  • pbeauties
    19.10.2021 - 1 mont ago

    Riley Reid

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  • myromanholidays
    17.10.2021 - 1 mont ago

    Just attended my first live concert since 2019 but this bathroom graffiti is what really left an impression on me

    #lgbtq community#funny #amidst all the dicks and n slurs ​this was a sucker punch
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  • gayjackblack
    16.10.2021 - 1 mont ago


    #i got dicked down so good today omg #okay so #i met a guy and the plan was get dinner #cuddle and play video games #we order food and then pretty much immediately start making out #decide we need to fuck before we need to eat and oh my god #best sex tbh went multiple rounds and he kept complimenting me and flirting with me #also im a sucker for an ozzie accent #so his accent was hot too ugh #needless to say we are fucking again babey!!??
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  • biracialpercy
    07.10.2021 - 1 mont ago

    This whole Rick Riordan news is making me hate him even more which I didn't think was possible

    #pjo/hoo#pjo#rick riordan #fuck him and his dick suckers
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  • totallyabusdriver
    30.09.2021 - 2 monts ago
    #my beloveds #also he better be cool #if hes ANOTHER dick of a dad im gonna sucker punch someone
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  • calamity-butterfly
    30.09.2021 - 2 monts ago


    #hard dick soft heart #luo binghe#svsss #I'm back on my nonsense #sqq is a sucker
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  • bugsarecool
    29.09.2021 - 2 monts ago

    Half life art reminded me to watch door stuck again

    #GENUINE DICK SUCKER #my favorite line #love how genuine is said
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  • evilhorse
    26.09.2021 - 2 monts ago

    I have the feeling we’ve been played for suckers, guys!

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  • acegavino
    15.09.2021 - 2 monts ago

    I’m actually excited to rewrite my multi-chapter smut fic…

    #cas talks #I feel like I can do it better #also debating on making Gav trans #because that’s how I tend to write him #dick sucker extraordinaire(?)
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  • tr4ggot
    09.09.2021 - 2 monts ago

    any other transmasc feel sexually broken or is it just me lol

    #the combination of being on zoloft and having it destroy any arousal i might have #as well as any possibility of getting somewhere with it #and also the painful atrophy i’ve had from years on t that hasn’t really been helped by any meds i’ve been given #just really makes me feel like a freak who can’t enjoy literally one of the most fundamental behaviors as a human #i love being with my bf like that and seeing the pleasure it gives him #but sometimes i wish i could also feel that #and all of this is on top of the painful dyspeptia i already have at not having a dick l #*DYSPHORIA NKT DYSPEPTIA #lol #it’s really just one sucker punch after another fron the universe
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  • random-stuff-i-want-to-reblog
    05.09.2021 - 2 monts ago

    ugh why can’t i just meet a rich man and get him to marry me so I can cook him dinner and make his bed and clean his house and suck the life out of him through his dick every night

    #just wanna be a stay at home dick sucker tbh #random post
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  • fireflyxrebel-writes
    04.09.2021 - 2 monts ago
    #they suckered us all #dc is always going out of their fucking way to make sure we get no dick/kory content ever djfbeighfjahgj #i want to scream #what a stupid ass decision #a dick/kory book by gabe would have sold SO WELL
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  • fandomfishbish
    27.08.2021 - 3 monts ago

    reading fanfics while knowing fuck all about their source content is therapeutic i think. soup for the soul, even

    #example given: criminal minds #example given: dream smp #do i watch or involve myself in any canon dream smp content? no i do not. do i read fanfics of the specifically angsty characters because— #—i’m a sucker for angst? yes. yes i do #i honestly couldn’t tell you what the dream smp is about even tho i’ve read a bunch of fics based on it #as far as i can tell it’s just a lot of shit getting blown up #but hey there’s angstyboy characters for me to project onto so three cheers for that shit #this post is mostly abt the whole dream smp thing but also shouting out criminal minds bc idk shit abt it and yet have read fics from it #spencer reid angstyboy neurodivergent hehe projecting onto fictional character go brrrrrrrrrr #anyways i’m p sure the whole dream smp thing is shit bc there’s shitty ppl in it with their problematic ignorant be or so i’ve heard #so dick toss that to hell’s gate #but yeah i’ve been reading some fics and it’s been a wild ride dude #had a full on mental breakdown a couple hours ago and idk if it was Because of the fanfic i was reading but it Certainly wasn’t helping #anyways i’m catatonic. unfollow me it’s for your own good #god i’m so fucking funnt #funny #son of a fuck #i hate typos #okay now i’m just procrastinating going to sleep. gn or whatever lol #atlas says stuff #not tagging dreamsmp because 🤢🤢🤢 #don’t even worry about it
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  • kyouumi
    26.08.2021 - 3 monts ago

    jakdhakhdkagdkahskdhej accidentally logged into Facebook and tried to teach a bolsonaro elector about transphobia I'm hakdhakdjaljaksbsjsk WHY

    #i DIDN'T KNEW she was a bolsonaro dick sucker by god i thought she was JUST IGNORANT #she said i am heterophobic i am ahdkahdkhakshdkshsksbsbdns
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  • batcavescolony
    08.08.2021 - 3 monts ago

    Duke Thomas. (Upon getting umbrakinesis): hey now I can dramatically cast shadows across things

    #ah the suns in my eyes *moves shadow* now it aint #duke thomas#signal#batfam#batman#bruce wayne #im a sucker for metas useing powers for fun like #bad guy: *trembling more than usual* #Batman: signal are you using shadows to make me look scarier again? #signal: you act like you dont like it #batboys#dick grayson#nightwing#jason todd#red hood#tim drake#red robin#damian wayne#robin#dc comics#comics#dc
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