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Aether:Diluc! Can you make me a great sword?
Diluc:Sure thing. What kind?
Aether:Snow Tombed Starsilver.
Diluc:Why do you need a physical damage great sword?
Aether:Eula! Stop counting!!!
Diluc:*bitterly grabs materials* how could use me like this, helping the knights? I feel so filthy.
Aether:You have a date with Jean in an hour!
Diluc:I don’t see how that has anything to do with this.
"Питер Пен" и очередная диснеевская принцесса 😅👍 Шучу.
pairing: diluc x gn!reader
word count: 0.6k
just some peaceful diluc fluff i might have written at 3 am last night <3
the night air is cold — it sends a shiver down your spine, one that makes you regret not bringing a jacket. your mind was racing, but luckily, you didn’t have to think about the path you were taking. it was muscle memory at this point. you even knew where dendro slimes could pop up, and rerouted your path accordingly.
windrise was beautiful, no matter the time of day. but something about how peaceful it was at night was what always drew you back. watching as crystalflies fluttered by, hearing nothing besides the nearby waterfalls, you felt like you could die happy.
you take your usual seat by the giant oak tree, closing your eyes and taking a deep breath. you used windrise as your personal stress reliever. you laid in bed for god knows how long staring at the ceiling, thoughts bouncing around in your head, making sleep feel impossible. so you quietly pulled yourself out of bed and made your way towards the windswept wilderness. despite being such a beautiful place, it was rare to see more than one person there at once, especially at night.
which is why diluc found you so easily.
“it’s cold.” he says.
your eyes are still closed. he’s right. you’re freezing, but somehow, you feel as if you could fall asleep right where you’re sitting. “it is.”
you hear his footsteps growing closer, and then warmth. you open your eyes to see that he’s wrapped his jacket around your shoulders. he’s always so warm, you think. maybe bringing him along sometimes isn’t such a bad idea.
“what brings you out here tonight?” he asks. his eyes are tired, but his hair is the biggest indicator that he had just woken up from what seemed to be a good night’s sleep.
“nothing in particular,” you reply. “i just couldn’t sleep. i’m sorry for waking you.” you apologize.
he sighs. “it’s alright. i’d rather make sure you’re safe than to sleep.” he says quietly.
it falls silent. you look over to him. his eyes are closed, and he has the same peaceful look on his face that he did when you left. you can’t help but smile.
you stand up and pull diluc’s jacket tighter around your body. it’s still as warm as when he placed it around you. you walk to the statue of seven, kneeling down and pulling a windwheel aster out of the ground. you make your way back to diluc and gently put the stem behind his ear.
the feeling makes him stir. he doesn’t open his eyes, but his arms instead. “come here. let me hold you.”
his arms wrap around you and you rest your head on his chest, listening to his heart beat and rhythmic breathing. you don’t dare disturb him again, not yet. you sit in silence, watching the nightlife of windrise.
“how did i get so lucky…” you start, more of a test to see if diluc wakes up. but he stays still.
“how did i get so lucky,” you repeat. “to be able to love someone like you, diluc.” you intertwine your fingers with his — slowly, gently, as if his hands were made of glass.
“and to think i sometimes take your love for granted…”
“why do you say that?” diluc doesn’t move. you feel your face grow hot upon hearing his voice. you weren’t supposed to wake up yet…
“because i’m selfish.” you admit. “and it makes me think that i’ll be yours forever.”
in a swift motion, diluc gently pushes the stem of the windwheel aster behind your ear. even the flower is warm from his touch.
“hmm,” he hums. “well, then we’re both quite selfish, because i’ve never thought about loving anyone else.” he replies.
Diluc ft sweet madames
| what’s most important ⋆* ❤︎ ⁺
⠀ ─ diluc ragnvindr/kaeya alberich x gn!reader
⠀⠀⠀ • request ; could you write being besties with both diluc and kaeya, but they’re both way too stubborn to hang out all together till you trick them one day and they go out with you to pick materials while saying snarky remarks to one another, djdjdjd sorry that was really long
⠀⠀• warnings ; diluc & kaeya being dicks to each other, angst that i didn’t intend to happen but i like it sooooo, fluff in the end though!
⠀⠀⠀ “this is quite the accomplishment you’ve made ____; being able to get both me and my dear brother to hang out by tricking us? why... i’d say you were just meant to be with someone like myself~ think about it! we’d be able to undermine so many people and—“ kaeya was cut short by diluc, his glare from atop the cliff showed how upset he was by this arrangement.
⠀⠀⠀ “shut your mouth kaeya. you’re the one who always ruins these outings with your large mouth and obnoxious flirting,” diluc groans as he drops down from the small cliff he had to climb in order to get you a flower for your ascension. you smiled gently at him, thanking him for the flower before you told him to calm down.
⠀⠀⠀ “yes diluc, why don’t you calm down. it seems apparent that all these years, that even with your anger management classes, you have yet to bring them to good use!” you swear if kaeya’s face could, it would have stretched to have the same smirk as the grinch. you sigh, wondering if this was a bad idea. you just wanted to go out material collecting with two of your favorite people; however, you had seemed to forget that these two, are each other’s least favorite.
⠀⠀⠀ “will you two please just get along for two minutes! i’m gonna have a headache by the end of this from all your endless bickering! and to think we’ve only been out for thirty minutes! thirty minutes it’s taken both of you too make it seem like i’m going to regret this!” you huff as they both softly apologize. for goodness sake - it felt like you were a mother with your two sons who could never get along. you pinch the bridge of your nose and wondered how jean dealt with this all the time.
⠀⠀⠀ ‘maybe i’ll get her a basket of baked goods... archons know i’d have a migraine just dealing with these two, let alone the entire city of mondstat..’ you think to yourself as you look at your map to see where the next location of the flowers you needed were.
⠀⠀⠀ you realize it’s been oddly quiet, and turn back to see diluc and kaeya walking behind you. they’re giving each other the stink eye. you groan and roll your eyes before you look up to see the next flower. placing your basket down, which was full of items, you rolled your sleeves to ascend the cliff.
⠀⠀⠀ “woah! allow me darling~” kaeya says as both you and diluc look at him like he just said something stupid. which... he kinda did...
⠀⠀⠀ “they can do it by themselves if they desire kaeya. remember we’re only here because they asked us. don’t go around screwing their expedition up,” diluc jabbed at kaeya. you sighed once again before ascending to grab the flower, they were already going at it which allowed for kaeya to forget the motive to climb. it was fairly high up, so you’re glad you have your glider. you picked the flower and placed it in your pocket for safe keeping. you could hear them bickering beneath you from all the way up the cliff, which made you groan.
⠀⠀⠀ ‘archons above to these two ever shut up?!’ you thought as you started to regret this whole idea. using your glider, you positioned yourself right next to them before picking your weapon for a plunge attack.
⠀⠀⠀ “you always ruin these sorts of things! i don’t understand why ____ even considered bringing you! you’re rude, impolite, a flirt, and constantly bicker with me!” diluc yelled as kaeya rolled his eyes.
⠀⠀⠀ “you’re the one who’s always so quick to anger. you can’t even handle one joke i throw at you before your about to stomp over all of the fun. without me your life would be as boring as a flightless bird. you’d be no where without me!” kaeya yelled back. diluc’s eyes gave away how much patience he had, but before he could say anything back, your plunging attack made them both stare at you.
⠀⠀⠀ “what was that for?!” they both asked as you finally stood up, looking at both of them dead in their eyes.
⠀⠀⠀ “if i hear one more word from either of you, i’m leaving! i tricked you both into coming here because i thought maybe a change of scenery would make it so you both wouldn’t bicker so much! but i was so wrong! this expedition has been no fun thanks to both of you! i-i thought it would be different this time...” your eyes start to tear up, and you feel awful, but you needed to get it off your chest. you take a shakey breath before continuing, “i wanted to be able to hang out with my two favorite people, and i thought that maybe... just maybe, you both would stop arguing because i was here. it was a stupid idea i know! b-but i just wanted to be able to have fun,”
⠀⠀⠀ now you’re full on sobbing, and the two guys are speechless. they didn’t realize how much of an affect this had on you... and now they feel awful... they both try to comfort you as you curl into your knees.
⠀⠀⠀ “____... w-we’re sorry. you put a lot of thought into this. it’s our faults that you’re crying. me and kaeya have our differences but we’re still both your friends. that should come first. i apologize sincerely and will not bicker with kaeya, at least in front of you...” diluc says, and you slightly chuckle at the last part. you wipe your tears as kaeya sighs.
⠀⠀⠀ “i apologize too. i love making diluc angry, but i love seeing you happy more. i shouldn’t have started the bickering. you deserve better friends than us, but i hope you can forgive us... we both promise we’ll be better... just don’t go off alone okay?” kaeya rubbed your back as you wipe away the last of your tears and your nose as you compose yourself. you look up at them to see their eyes filled with concern, but also genuine grievance for their actions.
⠀⠀⠀ “i-i love you guys... it hurts to see you fight... but thank you. i trust you guys will one day work it out and become friends again... like from our childhood,” you said as that spiked both of them through their hearts. they hugged you closely, forgetting about their anger towards each other.
⠀⠀⠀ because in the end, your friendship was more important to them than their toxicity towards each other.
⠀author’s note ─ ୨୧ *·˚
⠀⠀• i really like this... it’s kinda cute. i’ve been loving to write angst lately. i think angst helps to be able to simulate your growth for writing. i’ve also been listening to classical music which has helped me reach the kind of style that i love for writing with. in conclusion: i love writing again!
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Cares about Dilumi
SHEESH !! [a diluc commission for @/starriful on twitter]
Oh yeah... i forgot i have this
TW: NSFW, Smut, 18+ (MINORS DNI), Threesome, Overstimulation, if you want me to put more TW/Tags please let me know!!
Anonimo requested: Hello! May I please request NSFW headcanons of Kaeya and Diluc fighting over an f!MC for her love? Thank you very much!!! (I have been sucked into the hell hole of Genshin Impact...AGGHHH) Added: Ahh,, hello! This is the anon that sent in the Kaeya and Diluc request! I meant a threesome,,, i am a SIMP for these two,,,, Like,, they just get rougher and try and one up each other to win over MC😳😳😳😳😳😳😳
I'm still not good with writing smut and I have no idea why, I'm sorry everyone I'm still learning sdxfcgh also I feel like I have kind of glossed over the fighting over mc for her love part but shhhhhhh
Edit: THIS IS MY 100TH POST SIKJNDKMLDK,ò IMC RYING THE PERFECTION
Rip to whatever is in the middle of them. Like really, you aren’t going to feel your legs at all, and feel sore for days. Kaeya and Diluc are a hellish threesome; Kaeya is a mean dom, always ready to dirty talk and overstimulate you until tears fall down your face, while Diluc would be the soft dom who will gently wipe your tears away and whisper sweet things in your ear.
They will constantly fighting over each other: to Diluc Kaeya is way too mean and hard on his little cute girl, while to Kaeya Diluc is too soft since he knows you can take it, you aren’t the cute and adorable girl Diluc wants and thinks you are, but a naughty girl who likes to get punished
Obviously, with their rivality, it gets rougher pretty quickly, even if Diluc is usually a soft dom. They are going to fight on everything: who makes you feel better, who makes you cum the most, everything. You have to shut up one of them up with a rough kiss so that both of their attention is focused only on you since the other one would “complain” (if it Diluc he is simply gonna kiss you if it Kaeya he is gonna act all offended lmao) and wanting a kiss too
Overstimulation is a must with the both of them; like I said before they want to see who makes you cum more, and both of them love to see your completely fucked out face so in the end, they kind of put their rivalry aside for your enjoyment. Diluc is sucking on your titties while Kaeya plays with your clit, laughing when he notices you trying to get away from his touch.
The main difference with this is that Diluc at least gives you a little bit of time to recovery (not fully, it’s not fun) while Kaeya won’t; he wants to see your tears and hear your pleas on how is too much for you to handle, but still rocking your hips against his desperately, it's so adorable!
Hickeys??? Any type of scratches/bruises that stays on your body for days if not even weeks??? Yes. Especially if they can tell who did those, because yes there is definitely a difference: Diluc is a lot rougher and likes to leave bites and hickeys where he can put his mouth on, Kaeya doesn’t mind leaving a few hickeys but his favorite is his hand almost printed on your ass due to how much hard and often slaps it
If you are the one who leaves hickeys/bruises both of them are going to wear it with pride around each other (Kaeya does it with everyone, he doesn’t care) and be like “see? She did this, so she loves me more!” basically just like kids
The miscellany story for Eula was just released. And no, Zhongli literally drained my wallet, I'm not pulling her. She is pretty though, not gonna lie about that.
It's just, this parts. As someone that really likes the boys lores, these parts is interesting
Now, I can understand Diluc and Dainsleif, but Kaeya too?
Diluc literally have a journey for vengeance against the Fatui. While Dainsleif, was against the Abyss Order? Dainsleif motives is unclear, we might know more later.
But Kaeya, his story quest didn't tell us anything and his character stories simply told us about his bonds with Diluc, and from what we've seen, he only thought that it was interesting that Crepus actually tempted to use Delusion. We never knew about what he thought of Khaenriah. He only said that it was a land of Sinners and Monsters(?).
So, who did this lust of Vengeance he aimed for? Eroch? Some unnamed beings (celestia?) that ruined Khaenriah? The people of Khaenriah themselves? His biological father?
I doubt that it was Diluc or any Mondstadtian. As snarky as it sounds in Diluc's story quest, Kaeya still cares about Diluc in his own, stilted estranged way. And vice versa.
What a mysterious guy.
I swear, if there were more crumbs about Khaenriah and Kaeya was not mentioned, I will rage. (Not really, I'm too invested in this game lore)
Jean: We need to talk to Kaeya about his boyfriend.
Diluc: Kaeya has a boyfriend?
Paimon: Yeah, he's dating Albedo!
Diluc: Oh, great. Kaeya's his problem now. Let's run before Albedo changes his mind.
made a discord server if anyone wants to join and make some genshin friends <3
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Lumine: Have you got any enemies?
Kaeya: No, I'm universally popular and well-liked! Why would anyone wanna kill me?
Albedo: I can think of a few reasons.
Diluc: You annoy people.
I know we all know about Kaeya and Dilucs fight after Diluc found out about him being a spy and how they haven't been able to call eachother brothers for a long time, but ever wonder about what'll happen when Teucer finds out about how Childe lied to him for most of his childhood? I don't think I can handle them both going through what Kaeya and Dilic are currently going through :(
Summary - Albedo messes up an experiment, you end up with cat ears. What would the Genshin characters' reactions be if they saw their s/o with them?
Pairings - Reader x Diluc/Kaeya/Zhongli/Beidou/Childe
Warnings - Nonee
A/N - Ugh, start of the week :(
Diluc wouldn’t know how to react.
He’d been worried because of Albedo’s accidental experiment. Scared that somehow you’d gotten hurt, but he wasn’t expecting this.
He’d probably stand there frozen for a little bit before beginning to ask you questions, he’s obviously still worried and as much as he hates to deny it, he finds the cat ears incredibly cute.
Not that he’d ever tell you.
Once getting the gist of what happened, he might ask to touch them, yknow, out of curiosity and worry.
And just cause they’re really fluffy and he wants to touch them.
He would be soft of course, running his fingers through the back of it and rubbing his thumb against it just to realize how thin and fragile they really are.
And ofc they’re sensitive af.
So you slap his hand away, voice coming to a high pitched screech when you tell him that even as delicate as he is, they’re sensitive.
He’d probably feel really bad after.
But still want to touch them.
If they stay for a while until Albedo finds the cure, he would definitely convince you to let him touch them every so often. His touch is always so gentle, and he likes seeing the expression you make 😏
Oh god Kaeya…
He would definitely see this as a way to tease you even more, especially if they’re sensitive.
The first time he saw you with them, like Diluc he’d probably be shocked for a bit. This wasn’t what he expected for Albedo’s mess up of an experiment.
He wasn’t complaining tho-
Kaeya would tell you how cute they looked, flattering and flustering you at the same time. He’d ask you if he could touch them, and if you told him you weren’t comfortable with it, he’d understand. If you said it was fine… well, prepare yourself for the teasing that comes along with it.
He will pay special attention to them, and like Diluc his touch is soft as he runs his fingers or kisses them when you cuddle. Additional points for him to see your reactions.
He’d definitely be super careful though.
Without much info of the surprise ears on your head, he doesn’t want to accidentally make a mistake or cause you any pain. So even if he seems confident with his actions, he’s definitely on high alert with them.
But otherwise, it’s like his new little obsession.
Every time the two of you are together, he’ll be playing with them. Even if it’s just treading his fingers through your hair and pinching them between his fingers, or pressing endless kisses when you’re leaning up against him or trying to get some sleep.
He might bribe Albedo to hold off on the remedy for a bit if the alchemist ends up finding it soon enough :)
Would call you kitten the entirety of the time.
Stuff like, “My kitty cat~” and any flirtatious nickname that has the word kitten or cat in it.
In all the time that Zhongli has lived, he’s never seen a scenario like this. Typically, he will have knowledge of experience with anything that comes his way, but this is something and new.
In the centuries and millennia’s that he’s existed (bruh idk how long-) he’s never seen anything like it.
Kudos to Albedo for that-
So he doesn’t know what to do.
He’d definitely ask you a ton of questions about them, and unlike the other boys, he wouldn’t touch them. He knows that like other felines, their ears are extremely sensitive, so he doesn’t want to risk making you uncomfortable or cause you any pain.
If he does touch them, it’s just kisses. He doesn’t want to touch them with his hands in case that makes you feel uneasy. He doesn’t to pet you like a cat.
Whenever he’s telling his stories and you’re sitting on his lap, he won’t hesitate to press his lips against the corners of your ears, an act of affection that gets you flustered every time.
Zhongli doesn’t want you to be insecure about them, so he will make the time you have with cat ears enjoyable, spoiling you with more kisses than often.
Cat ears? Not what she expected that’s for sure. She’d tell you they suit you before feeling them with her fingers, a bit rougher than the other boys.
Compliments them constantly, how fluffy they are, what they remind her of, how they suit you.
“Ha- they look adorable on you-! What? Don’t give me that look, I’m being honest!”
Might mention it to her crew, and then you’ll have a ton of people surrounding you and asking to touch them.
Beidou wouldn’t let them touch them tho-
Those ears are especially reserved for her 😏
She would ruffle your hair, patting you on the head and telling you that you remind her of a cat. If you told her they were sensitive, she’d laugh it off but probably make a mental note to be softer with them.
Plays with them all the time when you cuddle, and would lowkey be sad if Albedo found the remedy for the experiment. She wouldn’t tell you though, and she loves you either way. The cat ears were just adorable on you~
Might take a little while to convince the boy to touch them softly because they were sensitive, and he’d definitely be rough the first few times when patting your head and feeling around the ears.
Does not mind your embarrassment.
Probably finds it funny.
He will teasingly use it against you, and if you both ever end up having arguments during the time you have the cat ears, he’ll just stop mid sentence to pet them.
“What can I say? They’re too cute to resist~”
Might be a little annoying cause he doesn’t fully take you serious with them. And with your flustered or angry reactions, he’ll just laugh and say you really do look like a cat.
His cute kitty~
He’s a curious boy- so rather than kissing the ears or petting them like the rest of the characters did, he will spend his overall time just feeling around them. Pinching the corners, seeing how you react, asking you if it hurts. It doesn’t, unless he’s being a bit too rough, but you don’t complain. His gloves feel really nice against the fluffy ears :)
Would act like a little kid after they get taken away, pouting and saying that he liked them. Would definitely end up giving you more head kisses after the entire experience though, mentioning sometimes how he misses them.
SKI TRIP ROMANCE | DILUC
going to a ski lodge with diluc, kaeya, albedo, and childe would be hilarious!
like rich boy childe definitely got his parents permission to stay there as long as he wanted and he thinks it’s a good time to take a break from school.
the ride over there was horrendous because you made the bad choice to drive over in kaeya’s car thinking that diluc would be a bit too pretentious for your taste. but as soon as childe busted out the annoying stories and kaeya and albedo started to both do questionable shit you were out of there and inside diluc’s passenger seat as fast as you could.
he was quiet, you didn’t hear anything by the soft hum of the ac and occasionally the sound of his hands tapping. a part of you wonders how awkward this is but you’ll take awkward diluc over rowdy kaeya and the rest any day.
the conversation starts slow, him asking you if you’re warm enough and if you packed enough practical clothing because he knows how you can be. you can only roll your eyes and confirm you did pack warm clothing and he should worry about not falling down the slopes.
it then turns into an easy back and forth, teasing each other and making jokes about how albedo is probably just going to stay inside and not ski.
the minutes bleed into hours and before you know it you pull up to the house. a smile plastered to your face you step outside and kaeya instantly asks if you guys somehow fell in love during the ride over here and if you did it was corny and your grandkids deserve a better story than that.
based off every piece of college au i ever wrote lol <3