#dirk Tumblr posts

  • horrible-looking-dirks-daily
    06.05.2021 - 6 minutes ago

    who stole his hair 😡

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  • nectarine-et-vanille
    06.05.2021 - 51 minutes ago

    "I'm not qualified to answer that."

    —Todd Brotzman, 01.08, a.k.a. me in my actual GCSEs

    #todd brotzman #dirk gently's holistic detective agency
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  • onuspe
    06.05.2021 - 1 hour ago

    i didn’t format this one for tumblr bUT HERE WE GO

    for context: @thebluejaysworld and i have some plans in my dnd campaign for dayzel to manipulate dirk into thinking they’re friends bc dirk is in teddy’s inner circle and dayzel wants to climb that social ladder >w> 

    dayzel (blue eyed tiefling) belongs to @thebluejaysworld !

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  • onuspe
    06.05.2021 - 1 hour ago

    part 2 of my ‘ocs in heat’ comics. will there be a part 3??? yes bc i need to do dirk and malu too sdghdsjghsdjhs

    for context: mavik’s heats make them SUPER affectionate and cuddly. which, as dirk puts it, also makes them much more tolerable 

    #my art#dirk#mavik#malu#abo verse #again...KINDA #not safe for sam #unpopular opinion but malu's the best part of this comic #the fuckign 'if u want a dog' part gets me every time #HE'S SO JELLY
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  • onuspe
    06.05.2021 - 1 hour ago

    part 1 of the ‘ocs in heat’ comics bc i’m a filthy abo fucker 

    for context: when janex is in heat he’s super sensitive to touch and dirk loves to annoy him with it until janex fuckign s n a p s

    #my art#dirk#janex #not safe for sam #abo verse #like not REALLY but also KINDA??? #just the concept of heats applies to my ocs #i don't have any worldbuilding involving alphas betas or omegas xD #so angels and demons get The Heats #wait do i have a comic tag #i should make one #fuck
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  • onuspe
    06.05.2021 - 1 hour ago

    these have no relation to each other bUT I’M PUTTING THEM ALL TOGETHER ANYWAYS SO 

    aldrich (blonde evil scientist man) belongs to @warrior-of-roses2002 :3c

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  • hskinniethings
    06.05.2021 - 1 hour ago

    Hello! Could I request a stimboard for Dirk Harley with plants, horses, and maybe some blue flowers? Thank you! ^-^

    💿 / 💿 / 💿

    💿 / 💿 / 💿

    💿 / 💿 / 💿

    done! let me know if you need anything changed!

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  • onuspe
    06.05.2021 - 1 hour ago

    (sobs in fyrnn made teddy hot so now i draw him more)

    #teddydirk#dirk#teddy#my art #not safe for sam #also i used some tango pics as a ref #pics from tango videos thAT FYRNN SENT ME
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  • onuspe
    06.05.2021 - 1 hour ago

    some horizontal comics that i’m too lazy to post separately 

    samael, michael, aldrich (dude checking out dirk’s ass), dumah (’shortie’), and gabriel (’gabe’) belong to @warrior-of-roses2002 :3c

    #fyrnn ocs#dirk#malu#maludirk#aldrich#dumah#gabriel #i'm only tagging the ones shown here xD #dalorin#my art #not safe for sam
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  • nohoneyjustlemon
    06.05.2021 - 1 hour ago

    Every social media platform ever:

    This was posted on the Thursday, 21st of August, in the year 2020, at exactly 23 hours, 17 minutes and 32 seconds.

    Meanwhile, Tumblr:

    (image description: a gif of Dirk Gently saying "Pfft, ''time'', I laugh at the concept!")

    #i love that about tumblr #makes everything less stressful #dirk gently #dirk gently's holistic detective agency #dghda#meme#tumblr#social media#time
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  • onuspe
    06.05.2021 - 2 hours ago

    god dirk he wanted to talk about feelings other than ur ass hurting

    dumah (man on the right) belongs to @warrior-of-roses2002 :3c

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  • payuappa
    06.05.2021 - 2 hours ago

    y know what happens next

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  • dirt-striderr
    06.05.2021 - 2 hours ago

    yk whatd b fucking awesome? if i had a little dirk figurine that's like posable and shit and i gave him a tiny skateboard. just imagine a tiny dirk riding a skateboard. that would cure my depression.

    #dirt.txt #i just really want homestuck merchandise #also bc i have a tiny skateboard and was playing with it when I was like haha what if tiny dirk figurine #but there is no tiny dirk in this world so i either make one or idk summon one #me drawing a pentagram on the floor with orange soda and candles that ironically smell like sprinkles and going #'oh tiny dirk i summon thee' #I'd give him a little katana and hed probably try to kill me with it cus he's a demonic tiny dirk doll #and I'd see that he's sad so I'd have to summon a friend for him #me drawing a pentagram on the floor with apple juice and candles that are ironically jus drawn in paper and saying: #'oh tiny Dave i summon thee' #tiny dave appearing outside the pentagram for the lols #it's super awkward at first but they become friends and now i not only have a murderous tiny dirk coming for my blood i have a tiny Dave #too #i frequently find them raiding my cupboard to find doritos #hdvjdjskfjudjskdfa #I'm procrastinating on my physics hw just let me be
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  • jacksonsdrumstick
    06.05.2021 - 2 hours ago

    A hard day's night.

    And here it comes. An important day.

    But right before that Dave should bless the guy who invaded his property. Seems unfair.

    The hungry lady doesn't like it too.

    And then our amazing hero has a bit of his free time. He spends it by being excited about furniture.

    And then it's the wedding party. Lara even got the musician.

    But the interrupting annoying guy just happened to be there by himself.

    Now we finally found how the wedding officiant appears from the sky. He's on a safety rope.

    It doesn't look like the guests are paying attention to the main event.

    Jetpack should be a guest, but he's too busy working at his another invention.

    And once the official part of the evening is over, Lara's off to the another synchronised parroting tournament. This time she tries her best with Dirk in her team. They even can synchronise through the wall.

    #tsm #the sims medieval #sims medieval #tsm the kingdom of Oldgame #dave the jacoban priest #lara the spy #dirk the knight #jetpack the blacksmith
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  • allophobicegbert
    06.05.2021 - 3 hours ago

    *non binaries your dirk strider*

    #he/they/any neo dirk strider so true
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  • allophobicegbert
    06.05.2021 - 3 hours ago

    jokes aside theres something so comforting about headcanoning your favorite characters as your identities

    something that makes you think, "maybe i could be happy" seeing them so comfortable and happy with themselves

    #this is about me hc ing june jane jasprose n dirk as non amorous
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  • ironic-idealist
    06.05.2021 - 4 hours ago

    *reblogs mostly Dirk posts as a copinglink whenever I see him even though it's been 4 years because he is my adopted grandson*

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  • blackpeachy
    06.05.2021 - 4 hours ago

    Date with chips and shitty comics

    Thanks for inspiration to my bf

    DirkTuna sketches by @meklusha

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  • mossdealer
    06.05.2021 - 5 hours ago

    I was compelled to draw random homestuck characters for no reason in paint

    it was fun

    #Homestuck #dirk was drawn intentionally shitty for a joke and its great
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