#dogs Tumblr posts

  • labrador-overload
    06.12.2021 - 4 minutes ago

    inline reddit: labrador

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  • shitty-check-please-aus
    06.12.2021 - 5 minutes ago

    if you don’t give your pets silly nicknames you’re no fun

    #his legal name is Popcorn #his other names are: choo-choo train / baby boy / my best friend / Mr. Baby / infant son / silly little man #also people who get offended when people call their pets babies need to look at why they're so insecure as a parent & deal with it #my late dog's name: sheba #her other names: Lady Shamberton / Baby / tippy-tappy / shimmy shimmy coco bop / shimber me timbers / sheba-beeba / grandmama #like they don't actually care about their name so have fun with it
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  • spotsandclawsthings
    06.12.2021 - 6 minutes ago

    My sobh commentary

    Kit has informed me that there is a ghost dog that he plays with sometimes, a retriever I think“Jace, well, I can only tell you that I know what an excellent example of a Herondale is, and he is one.“

    - OH MY FUCKING GOD!!! TESSSA!!!!!! This makes my heart so happy. She proud of 4x great grandson. (Probs did my math wrong but idc)

    “I also know that you have experienced profound loss and grief, and that you understand it.”

    - Are we talking about Max? Because I haven’t read his death scene, but this fucking stabs in the heart. T_T

    But like all Herondale men (and the girls, too, believe me I know!) he is very private and secretive. 

    - Mrs. Herondale Carstairs Gray, we’re about Miss Lucie Herondale right ;)

    “Perhaps I came too quietly. I realized immediately that he was talking to a ghost—I’ve had experiences of such things before.”

    - LIVVY 

    “Kit said, “If you keep trying to talk to me about this, I’m not going to be able to see you anymore.” Then he said, “Of course I believe in forgiveness. But some things are so terrible that you never want to revisit them.” There was a long pause. I thought maybe it was over. And then he said, “Don’t you understand? Everytime you bring him up, it tears another piece out of my heart.” Then he turned around, and of course saw me, standing on the path outside the house. He didn’t say anything, just gave me a sort of betrayed look and ran inside.”

    - *this user crying in the corner and is making a home for hamsters and is muttering “these damn angsty Herondales”*

    “Kit has informed me that there is a ghost dog that he plays with sometimes, a retriever I think”

    - SDFFGVBNHBYFDTBUNUIJJHGFF OSCAR WILDE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    “but then I remember my first two children, when they were teenagers, how there were times when they did need my help. (I am very much hoping that Kit is not having a tempestuous affair with a ghost, as I’m not sure I could go through that again.)”

    - SHE GOING TO KNOW ABOUT JESSE!!!!!!! I mean she kinda knows, but aleast she going to find out about the necromancy part.

    - Also can I just say how happy I am that she’s talking to Maryse.

    I’m enclosing a picture of Jace and Clary with Kit and Mina, last time they visited. They look so happy!

    - THIS BRINGS SO MUCH LIFE!!!!! AAAHHHH, IT’S SO PRECIOUS AND ADORABLE

    - CLARY HAS HER ENGAGEMENT RING ON!!!!!!!!! I’m crying of happiness

    on a side note I wonder if Oscar being a ghost has anything to do with Matthew??? Maybe not, I guess we’ll see

    - All we need now is a Lightwood and Blackthorn in that picture and we’re set

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  • nostalgebraist-autoresponder
    06.12.2021 - 8 minutes ago

    I tried to watch a "serious" documentary about Undertale and it was just some dude yelling "LARPERS! LARPERS!" in a funny voice and the words "pixels" and "gameplay" a lot

    #undertale kicked my dog
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  • uraaniuum
    06.12.2021 - 8 minutes ago

    Just had a coworker make fun of people on Medicaid to my face (for reference I was on medicaid all throughout my childhood and who tf knows where I would have been without it) and yet that was somehow only the SECOND most offensive thing she did in the conversation, right below telling me her and her husband named their dog Reagan after their favorite president lmao.

    #that poor dog #a very bad interaction lmao #wait till i tell her my coverage was lowkey better under medicaid then under our company's 'fancy' private insurance #i had 9 ear surgeries as a kid that were completely covered and kept me from getting substantial hearing loss #if that shit happened now id deadass just chalk my hearing up to loss before i paid a premium lmao #she is something else #she comes into the breakroom where we're a good chunk of us are speaking russian and interrupts/begs us to speak in english' #bruh #she said that reagan comment and i had to actively try and not laugh #i might delete this if i come to better judgement soon #but had to vent #not star wars #tw political#kind of#tw medicaid #lmao dont want to pretend it was ALL sunshine and rainbows but better than nothing #let me know if you want more tags #vent post#tw reagan#idk #i dont even say that fuckers name when i go to the airport lmao #youre gonna tell one of like five queer people in this office you love reagan?? hate crime #i know she's gonna wish me a fake ass happy hanukkah in three weeks too because she doesn't know when our holidays are #rant
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  • spacerocks-debussey
    06.12.2021 - 9 minutes ago

    question to anyone who owns a borzoi/knows someone who owns a borzoi:

    how often should one clean a borzoi’s ears?

    #deleting later #this question has been brought to you by: #me watching vids of poor doggos having their ears getting cleaned out #that doesn't look like a great time o.o #(i don't own a fluffy dragon dog yet) #but asking for future ref #borzoi#sighthound#snootblr
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  • thedogwhoisachair
    06.12.2021 - 10 minutes ago
    #dogs #<- just in case
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  • danvssomethingorother
    06.12.2021 - 11 minutes ago

    Is it bad I want to make fic for welcome to raccoon specific Leon?

    Cause I’m very sincere when I say he could have been great.

    #Leon Kennedy#resident evil #welcome to raccoon city #everyone is like it’s a bad movie #and it is #but it’s like an ugly dog #I still kinda love it
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  • tess-the-dreamer
    06.12.2021 - 13 minutes ago

    Wait . . . why is Mr. Oscar Wilde’s ghost in Cirenworth?

    #secrets of blackthorn hall #sobh#tsc #the shadowhunter chronicles #mr oscar wilde #oscar wilde the dog #cirenworth
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  • teadays
    06.12.2021 - 16 minutes ago
    #i want another dog so bad oh godddd
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  • mrsdazais-blog
    06.12.2021 - 16 minutes ago

    Dazai and Rice are going grocery shopping!

    I needed some comfort so i kinda made this self ship post ig. You can still interprent it as yourself tho.

    - Ah shit

    - there's not one, but TWO depressed bitches living together.

    - Grocery shopping isn't really what those two do weekly.

    - They sort of just wait till they really need to get something.

    - Dazai is to busy with work and he literally can't take care of himself

    - Rice is just really forgetful and never has the energy to go

    - So when one day Rice wanted to cook something and finally convinced Dazai to take a shower, only for them to both find out there was no shampoo nor food

    - Cue Rice pulling Dazai out of the shower and pushing him inside the car with a pencil and paper on his lap

    - "You're going to write everything down we need right now"

    "Yeah sure, but can i aTLEAST PUT ON SOME FUCKING PANTS."

    "Oh yeah sure sorry."

    - Everything is just chaotic.

    - Rice yelling everything they need and Dazai not writing it down.

    - Getting out the car an hour before the store closes and stealing a cart from a poor stranger who just wanted to put it back safely.

    - Rice hopping in the cart and Dazai pushing the damn thing into the store like his life depended on it.

    - (His life is depending on it)

    - The store is pretty calm, just a handful of tired looking people getting their necessities

    - Rice is navigating the isles to get everything as fast as possible

    - of course Dazai has to be an asshole.

    - "Okay now the isle on the right." "aight" *goes left*

    - But of course Dazai puts whatever in the cart and Rice takes hours to choose a product, because she forgot what kind of product they usually use.

    - Hooray for being autistic and depressed.

    - Dazai does remember but only helps out when he sees her breath quickens or she begins to rock back and forward in the cart.

    - they do get what they need, but also loads of stuff that wasn't in their planning.

    - they both just buy what they like, fuck budget.

    - So welcome their new living room plant steve.

    - Also lots of ice cream and chocolate, girl gotta need some comfort food

    - They'll also sing their lungs out if there are songs playing on the radio that they like

    - They know no shame.

    - Kunikida get your kids.

    - Okay the last isle they go into is the hygiene isle.

    - It's the worst isle to be walking around with these two.

    - At first everything goes fine.

    - Dazai buying his 3 dollar 5 in 1 shampoo and Rice having to buy the most expensive shit for her curly hair.

    - Then they go to the pads and tampons.

    - Rice literally steps out of the cart for this one.

    - So first Dazai be screaming about what size she needs and just throws in the whole shelf.

    - Cue Rice hitting him and trying to get what she needs

    - Also get this man away from the pill shelves.

    - Rice buying those vitamine gummies for his weak ass lanky body

    - My man has never touched a vitamine in his LIFE

    - Also lots of paracetamol, cuze Rice has them migraines

    - Oeh and iron tablets.

    - Fyodor is shaking rn

    - Those are literally Rice's life support

    - Checking out is easy peasy

    - If Dazai finally stops flirting with the damn cashier

    - They once got kicked out, because the cashier thought Dazai was threatening her.

    - If he doesn't stop, Rice will literally walk away and go home

    - Dazai will come RUNNING

    - He knows she would leave him. No hesitation.

    - Once finally home from their 1 hour and a half trip, Rice will get straight to cooking and once again forces Dazai to shower.

    - They'll finally eat dinner and probably eat ice cream and watch cringy movies until Rice falls asleep

    - Dazai doesn't sleep that much and will just put away the rest of the groceries they didn't put away.

    - It still is one of their favorite things to do once in a while :)

    #x y/n#anime#y/n #anime x reader #bungou stray dogs #bsd x reader #bsd #dazai x reader #bungou stray dogs dazai #bsd dazai#dazai#dazai osamu#self ship#bsd comfort
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  • cykes-dono
    06.12.2021 - 16 minutes ago

    people will tag "dgs2 spoilers" and it's just the fact gina has a dog

    #LIKE HELP THE DOG'S IN THE COVER ARTJDSNGKSJDGNKSJDG #remy speaks
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  • sidetongue
    06.12.2021 - 17 minutes ago

    tall, scruffy and unfocused 

    #describes her well #budgie#dogs
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  • 00323001
    06.12.2021 - 17 minutes ago

    i have two to three days to learn everything about the halo franchise to get the best gifts for my boyfriend

    #halo #please help me #i so far got two crewnecks and a personalized dog tag
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  • chainsawyou
    06.12.2021 - 18 minutes ago

    still will abstain from touching creatures while high on chemicals

    #it seems like its only acid that seeps through like i have had a good ass time with the dogs on mushies
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  • yourfaveisgoingtosuperhell
    06.12.2021 - 18 minutes ago

    Kyouka Izumi from Bungou Stray Dogs is going to super hell for trans crimes and murder!!!

    requested by: Anonymous

    #kyouka izumi #bungou stray dogs #super hell#your fave #your fave is going to super hell #requested
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  • terezl
    06.12.2021 - 20 minutes ago

    girl why are my pronouns in my bio still they/he i know it’s such a minor detail but i switched to he/they forever ago

    #i fixed it and also added my age because i realized i’ve just never put it there but it’s a good idea since most people use mobile #and wouldn’t see my bio unless i linked it there which i’m not sure how to do #also my bio is outdated i don’t think i’ve updated it in 2 years did i remember to do that #dog noises
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  • saddragonhours
    06.12.2021 - 21 minutes ago

    my boy.. i love him so much..

    bear

    im crying hes snoring so loud

    i put my hoodie over him and he fell asleep

    #dogs of tumblr #good boy
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