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  • jaskiersvalley
    28.07.2021 - 2 minutes ago

    Hair of the Dog

    The problem with having a goat as a pet was that Eskel had a goat as a pet. It was usually wonderful, Lil Bleater was a menace and Eskel loved her for it. Alas, some days she was a little more than he bargained for. Visiting Geralt on the farm was always a delight, it was one of the few places Bleats could explore without a leash and Eskel knew she was safe.

    All in all it was a great day, a rarity for the whole extended family to get together. Geralt had Yennefer and Jaskier with him, they were playing pass the parcel with Ciri, except whenever they unwrapped her, it was always a dirty nappy rather than a fun treat under her layers. How Eskel ended up with a family where both his brothers had two partners was a mystery, it was perhaps why he was still a bachelor with only Lil Bleater as his companion, Lambert and Geralt had soaked up all the appeal for themselves and left none for Eskel.

    "Where are the Gremlins?" Eskel asked, looking around. The Gremlins were also known as Lambert, Aiden and Cahir. One at a time and they were manageable but the three together wreaked unknown havoc and destroyed an alarming number of clothes between them. If they ever wore safety pins through clothes, Eskel knew it wasn't for aesthetics at all.

    "Last I heard they were heading for the barn. Cahir was going to see whether the new pony is ready to be worked yet." Somehow Geralt sounded resigned and they all knew that while the trio might have looked at the gelding, they were most definitely going to be making out or more in one of the empty stalls.

    Rolling his eyes, Eskel nodded. "I'm not risking that. Tell them I said goodbye and that Lambert still owes me a drink next week, will you?" He clicked his tongue and watched as Lil Bleater blatantly ignored him in favour of hopping over puddles. Just because she was having too much fun and still full of energy despite a whole day of charging around didn't mean she got to keep going. Resigned to his fate of chasing his goat in order to get her home, Eskel lumbered off, trying to look like he wasn't approaching her with intent. Needless to say, it didn't work. With expert ease Lil Bleater avoided him, bounding just out of reach. Even worse, he brothers were watching and Eskel wanted to growl at them that they might as well help if they were going to watch. Thankfully he managed to grab his wayward goat, only for her to protest in the worst possible way, she threw herself onto the ground. Normally Eskel wouldn't mind but she chose to roll in a puddle, her white fur soaking in the muddy water and staining it.

    "Well shit."

    Dripping goat firmly leashed, Eskel stared at her. She watched him unrepentantly for a moment before trying to nibble at her leash. Eskel had learned the hard way that he needed a metal chain leash for her, nothing else survived her incessant chomping. There was no way he could take her home like that, and hosing her down wasn't going to be much good as she's just drip more water in the car and make it smell even more of wet goat.

    Thankfully he always had a towel or two in the boot so Eskel could pat her mildly dry but the puddle hadn't been simple mud and water, only heightening the stench. Thinking about his poor tub, Eskel knew he wouldn't be able to give Bleats a bath. The one time he had tried, he'd needed to buy a new shower curtain and invest in some repairs to the tub. Little goat hooves were not compatible with his bathroom. Stashing her in her travel crate, Eskel pulled his phone out and searched for possible solutions. The most sensible was a pet groomer, alas the three numbers he tried all refused to deal with a goat. Some days Eskel cursed himself for not having a more traditional pet.

    "You trying to get a groomer?" Cahir sidled up to him, eyes glinting with the promise of mischief.

    "Yeah, but it's not like anyone wants to bathe a goat." Not that Eskel was bitter. He didn't expect Cahir to laugh.

    "You just haven't asked the right one. Come on, I'll introduce you to someone who'll help. Just follow my bike."

    It was easier said than done. While Eskel had heard stories from Lambert about the strange love affair Cahir had with his bike, it was a whole different thing to see it. Having witnessed it, Eskel had to wonder whether there were four in that relationship rather than three as he'd originally thought.

    Hair of the Dog looked like a bit of a shithole if Eskel was honest. It was out in a small industrial park near a village, wooden cladding faded and looking in desperate need of a paint. Helmet under his arm, Cahir barged in without a care for the sign that declared the place closed.

    "Scales!" He hollered, impatiently holding the door open for Eskel. "Got you a client."

    Not quite knowing what to expect, Eskel's eyes widened when a man larger than him appeared, scowling at Cahir.

    "What did I tell you about my opening hours? And fucking hell what is that stench?"

    Cahir leaned against the wall with a shit eating grin and gestured towards Eskel and Lil Bleater knowingly.

    "That's a goat." It was possibly the dumbest thing anyone could have said.

    "No, I'm a human called Eskel," Eskel shot back, a little irked.

    The laugh was warm and genuine as the owner of the grooming parlour caught on. "Letho. Who's your stinky companion?"

    Somehow Eskel found himself charmed by the fact Letho didn't baulk at the fact he was being presented with a goat. He even invited Eskel to stay and watch the whole process of washing and drying his pet. What struck Eskel was how gentle he was through it all, talking to Bleats as much as he talked to Eskel.

    "Wouldn't have clocked you as a dog groomer," Eskel admitted while Lil Bleater was enjoying her second rinse.

    "Didn't peg you as a goat owner."

    "Touche. You like dogs?" Which was a ridiculous thing to ask, given that Letho's work involved a lot of dogs and possibly a few cats. However, Letho shook his head.

    "They're alright. But I wouldn't own one."

    "Cats?"

    "Guess again."

    Eskel squinted at Letho. "I can't really say I can picture you with a parrot."

    Another laugh and Eskel found himself quite fond of the raw honesty in it. He waited patiently for an answer though.

    "Tell you what-" Letho suggested, "-let me finish up with my last client and then I can show you, if you're interested. It's a snake."

    "I only inspect trouser snakes on third date," Eskel said, peering around. "If I had known you'd had other clients, I would have happily waited."

    The spray of water was playfully turned on him, barely missing him. "It's you, you numpty. I'm closed on Tuesdays, that's admin day." A soft flush spread across Eskel's cheeks at that and Letho continued, "If I put Gully down my trousers, I don't think she'd ever forgive me. And I don't think she'd fit. She's a reticulated python."

    "As long as she doesn't eat Bleats, I think we're good." Eskel had no idea about snakes but, given the size of Letho, he could imagine him with a large snake, no pun intended.

    In the silence that fell on them, Eskel looked around again with a frown. "Did Cahir go?"

    That had Letho looking up too. He left Lil Bleater to dry, quite thrilled at the prospect of having a fluffy goat stepping out of the dryer soon, and wandered out into the reception area. On the desk was a note.

    "You owe me a drink. Maybe two. We told you you'll like him."

    Groaning, Letho threw the note away but not before Eskel saw.

    "That sounded ominous."

    "The Three Fucketeers have been trying to set me up for a while. I resisted. Guess they win."

    Grinning, Eskel shrugged. "They don't have to know that, do they?"

    That had Letho looking up too. He left Lil Bleater to dry, and wandered out into the reception area. On the desk was a note.ion out no matter how hidden. Which led Eskel to the conclusion that if he couldn't beat them, they could join them. It was very unlikely they'd want graphic details so, with great confidence, Eskel met Letho's rather large snake. And he met Gully too.

    #lethskel#letho/eskel#minor cahir/aiden/lambert#eskel #letho of gulet #cahir mawr dyffryn aep ceallach #tldr: letho the dog groomer meets lil bleater
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  • helloparkerrose
    28.07.2021 - 2 minutes ago
    #mailbox#art work #cats and dogs #houses
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  • supervetin
    28.07.2021 - 2 minutes ago

    If you are searching best pet food for dogs, Supervet's REAL HOME MADE COOKIES are Perfect food treat for your dog.

    #best pet food for dogs #best pet food online store #royal canin starter
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  • sam-oberg
    28.07.2021 - 3 minutes ago

    Artfight Revenge

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  • yibss
    28.07.2021 - 7 minutes ago

    this time skip at the end of part 1 will be EGREGIOUS

    #nonsims#meta#text #i posed a shit ton of shots for story but they all look like dog shit except hen and arin's prom
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  • fazendasonhomeu
    28.07.2021 - 8 minutes ago

    🥶 Nossa turma pronta para ver a neve‼️ . . . . . . #caneladestinoseguro #Canela #serragaucha #fazendasonhomeu #fazenda #dog #doglovers #caes @blogcanelars @canelars (em Canela) https://www.instagram.com/p/CR4LWvxnsbi/?utm_medium=tumblr

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  • rawgreenbeans
    28.07.2021 - 9 minutes ago

    Violet Hammond Jr appreciation post

    #because she is adorable #this is just an albert + dogs blog at this point isn't it #all pictures/videos are either taken from his ig or facebook #but the first two are solo interviews and acoustic sessions :) #albert hammond jr #the strokes#music#Indie#rock#francis trouble#ahjr#dogs #violet hammond jr #gifs#mine
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  • sun-warmth
    28.07.2021 - 9 minutes ago

    I love it when Misha tilted his head backward in a dramatic way. He seemed like he don’t care about Noe since he saw him in the his way of getting his brother Vanitas back. It is kinda cool that Vanitas already hypnotized himself to save his memories from anyone’s hands.

    #manga #black and white #jun mochizuki #vanitas no carte #vanitas no shuki #the case study of vanitas #vnc#anime#misha#mikhail#dog#robot dog#noe#noe archiviste#vampires#vampire #book of Vanitas #the book of Vanitas #blood splattered#fangs #les memoires de vanitas #vanitas
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  • hafwen
    28.07.2021 - 9 minutes ago

    I really wish I could get pictures of how Lillie snuggles with me because it's always fucking adorable.

    Today she was in my left arm with her back legs up in the air but her front half facing me, eyes closed, kitty smile activated and living her best life.

    #she stayed there for like 10 minutes and my arm actually hurts from it now so that was a probably a mistake #but shes so cute #she kept deciding to wash her toes while i pet her which was adorable #personal#Lillie #so i have cats and a dog
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  • theradicalkanji
    28.07.2021 - 10 minutes ago

    Love is stored in the #dog #dogsofinstagram #greyhound #italiangreyhound #iggysofinstagram https://www.instagram.com/p/CR4LIItriMX/?utm_medium=tumblr

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  • bulimic-mutt
    28.07.2021 - 10 minutes ago

    please i need a sign from the universe i need a sign from her

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  • release-the-hound
    28.07.2021 - 10 minutes ago
    #anonymous#havanese#dog grooming #whim the havanese #havanese coat#dogs #asked and answered
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  • somediyprojects
    28.07.2021 - 12 minutes ago

    Long Dog Samplers: Live and Let Live stitched by Nancy Andrews. Pattern designed by Julia Line.

    “Thoroughly enjoying the bright colors of Live & Let Live! Using mostly called for GAST colors on Starfruit linen from Colour and Cotton.”
    #cross stitch#inspo#x #long dog samplers
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  • uwupuppersuwu
    28.07.2021 - 12 minutes ago

    *Casually joins the human conversation*

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  • your-fave-is-pupy
    28.07.2021 - 12 minutes ago

    Dog Man from Dog Man is pupy!

    #dog man#dav pilkey #your fave is pupy #requested
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