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  • wildedoesthings
    15.05.2021 - 1 hour ago

    Imagine 20-30 years from explaining the plot to Phineas and Ferb to your kids.

    Like, you make a joke about Dr. Doofenshmirtz or Perry the Platypus to one of your friends and your kid is just like "huh?? what's that??"

    Try and explain that show to them.


    #phineas and ferb #disney#dr doofenshmirtz #a platypus? #perry the platypus #!! #nostolgia #billie has thoughts #shitpost
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  • lovelywayniac
    15.05.2021 - 2 hours ago

    Again, not really sure.

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  • lost-forest-heart
    15.05.2021 - 8 hours ago

    "You see Perry the Platypus, it all started out when went to make myself a sandwich. Ned had made something earlier and left a mess, and I saw an ant on my counter! So I started to clean up the crumbs, then I found something was stuck to my countertop. So I grabbed a conveniently placed butter knife and started scraping. And scraping, and scraping, and scraping, and pretty soon, I realized that I have a lot of countertop. And I hadn't really cleaned it in a while, I've been busy. So I decided, why not make an inator to clean my kitchen for me? Or anything else I get stuck cleaning, it happens surprisingly often! Thus behold! The clean-up-inator!"

    In other words, I went to make a sandwich, executive dysfunction started kicking my ass, and all the while I was monologuing like Dr. Doofenshmirtz.

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  • gravityfallsrockz
    14.05.2021 - 1 day ago

    Again who says men can't rock a dress?

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  • ginnyweatherby
    13.05.2021 - 1 day ago

    I think I have narrowed my type down to Chaotic Bisexuals Voiced by Dan Povenmire

    #this is stupid and i still can't draw Dakota #but Heinz is LIVING FOR THE TRACKSUIT #disney#pnf fanart#mml fanart #phineas and ferb #dr doofenshmirtz#heinz doofenshmirtz #milo murphy’s law #vinnie dakota #disney fan art #doodles#random ramblings
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  • bitransdoof
    13.05.2021 - 1 day ago

    Anxiety😰 but also pancakes at 4 am 🥞☕

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  • incorrectphineasandferbquotes
    13.05.2021 - 1 day ago

    Isabella: Okay, Elephant Man, why don’t you take your bony ass back to the ship before I make your face look even worse. I mean, jeez, you already look like Jeff Goldblum.

    Doofenshmirtz: That...last one didn’t sound like an insult.

    Isabella: In “The Fly”.

    Doofenshmirtz: FUCK YOU!

    #phineas and ferb #isabella garcia shapiro #dr heinz doofenshmirtz #pnf #candace against the universe #what do you mean this didn’t happen in the movie? #this totally happened #source: sao abridged #submission
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  • fereality-indy
    13.05.2021 - 2 days ago

    🍊 Ya Glad To See Me

    Norm: I just have one question, sir. Doofenshmirtz: What is it, Norm? Norm: What color is an orange? Doofenshmirtz: Norm, you bonehead. Its color is the same as its name. Just like a lemon.

    #phineas & ferb #norm the robot #dr heinz doofenshmirtz #incorrect quotes
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  • galaxina-the-pyro
    13.05.2021 - 2 days ago

    There's NO PnF x Epithet Erased AU and I'm Here to Correct That!

    Well, really I just wanna theorize on what everyone's epithets would be and to just have an excuse to talk about the show, because "Epithet Erased" (produced by @jelloapocalypse) is fucking amazing and ya'll need to stop what you're doing and watch it on VRV (also available on YouTube if you can't afford VRV like me - but if you CAN afford VRV, you totally should considering making an account so you can support this AMAAAAAZING project) Go on. Do it.

    So - a little info dump for ya'll who aren't in the know...ahem...


    SO! In the world of Epithet Erased, there are those who are gifted with the rare power called, you guessed it, Epithets. Some have them - others don't. The ones who don't are called Mundies, and the ones who do are called Inscribed. Those who are Inscribed each have a unique word attached to their soul that allows them to do "stuff" depending on the given word.

    Ex. One of the main characters of the series has the Epithet "Goldbricker", which allows him/her to turn objects into gold, including him/herself.

    Inscribed are able to train and hone their powers so that they can gain more abilities in the process - however, depending on the word you get, you may be the most dangerous being in existence, or have the lamest superpower ever. Though, do not be fooled - even the dumbest sounding words can hold their weight in ways you never suspected if you use them right.

    Inscribed and Mundies alike are all ranked by three stats: Stamina, Proficiency, and Creativity (arguably the most IMPORTANT stat for Inscribed). These stats dictate one's power and durability within a battle or even for everyday tasks and jobs, like building, or stuff like that.

    In the end, Epithets are NOT in any way, shape, or form connected to genetics - Mundie parents can conceive Inscribed children, and Mundie children can have Inscribed parents. All of it is randomized, from whether or not you'll have one, to the word you get in question.

    Now with all THAT out of the way, I can go on to ramble about the possible Epithets the REST of the gang has.

    NOTE: this isn't me saying EVERYONE listed would be Inscribed if they WERE in Epithet Erased because that's not possible - chances are, someone like Isabella would be a Mundie while that one background character named Baltazar the Ballpit Kid would be Inscribed. This is just for funsies! (Also, because Perry's an animal he doesn't get an Epithet, sorry)

    So...without further ado...what I think the cast of PnF's Epithets would be:

    Phineas: "Lightbulb" (an Epithet that seems useless on the surface - Phineas is able to cause lightbulbs to appear from thin air upon thinking of an idea. But he's ALSO able to generate electricity and use it in battle, and can use it to charge his machines and anything he builds)

    Ferb: "Toolbox" (Ferb is able to pull an assortment of tools and useful gadgets from seemingly nothing, hence him being a literal "toolbox" - these tools vary from things like hammers and saws to actual weaponry. Lord help you if he gets his hands on an ACTUAL toolbox or anything like it)

    Candace: "Gatekeeper" (This was a tough one - basically, "gatekeeper" refers to her control-freak personality. Her abilities can be as small as being able to lock or unlock doors from afar/without the use of a key, to being able to create doors and gates to keep people in or out of something or somewhere)

    Dr. Doofenshmirtz: "Self-Destruct" (This probably doesn't count because "Self-Destruct" is two words, but DANGIT I'm gonna do it anyway because this is just too perfect for Dr. D! Doof's ability allows him to cause explosions of any kind within the vicinity, including himself. He takes recoil damage from this ability, but it's actually really powerful if used correctly [which luckily, given that he's PROBABLY a Bonzai Blaster in this, his Proficiency is probably too low for him to use it that way, though I'd imagine his creativity is as high as Phineas and Ferb's])

    Isabella: "Daydream" (This Epithet allows Isabella to create illusions and false realities with her mind - oftentimes it's to her detriment, as one of her most utilized "fantasies" is Phineasland. However, she can use this ability to trap her enemies and can even summon "imaginary friends" to help her in battle)

    Buford: "Wind" (Though the word is simple, Buford is able to control the winds around him - even to the point of creating gusts to blast at enemies. He's also able to fly effortlessly through the air, though for a short period of time [pray that you're not beneath him when he runs out of air]. The catch? His power is through farts and belches...shut up, you all know this makes sense)

    Baljeet: "Multiple" (Baljeet's Epithet allows him to project numbers and math problems for all to see - it COULD also allow him to increase in size and to create clones of himself if his Creativity was much higher than it already is. Luckily, he's at the very least able to use these numbers as projectiles)

    Vanessa: "Rock" (Which refers to her being the kind of person people can open up to ["Candace Against the Universe"], her tough, firm personality, as well as the kind of music she listens to. With this Epithet, she is able to turn parts of her body into pure stone [much like "Goldbricker"], making her nearly invincible)

    Major Monogram: "Screen" (Is able to appear on any screen without the need of a camera - he can also take control of any device with a screen so long as he is inhabiting it...which...kinda puts Carl out of the job, so...uh...let's fix that!)

    Carl: "Intern" (Yeah. His Epithet is Intern. Because that's what he is. His ability is a wildcard, as it allows him to work in any environment with high proficiency, but depending on the location he's in he's either a force to be reckoned with or is completely useless in battle. Ex. in an office setting, he's just really good with numbers and writing checks and stapling papers, etc., but in a hospital setting he can have the ability to heal you in battle)

    And that's all I really got so far. I might add more in the future. If you guys think their Epithets would be different, I'd LOVE to hear your thoughts!

    "Epithet Erased" is fun, creative and such a joy to watch, it'd be a crime for this project to not be completed from a lack of viewing. It's got poignant humor, a cast of quotable, likable characters I guarantee will make you all smile, FANTASTIC MUSIC LIKE OMG IT'S SO GOOD YOU GUYS, an engaging storyline, and is just a charming DnD-esque adventure throughout. And that's just seven episodes - that's right. Season 1 of Epithet Erased has seven beautifully made episodes that you can watch on YouTube/VRV now right on your computer or phone or whatever!

    Seriously, I do not kid you, this series has the potential to be as good if not better than shows like "Avatar: the Last Airbender", it's that brilliant. And again, IT ONLY HAS SEVEN EPISODES SO FAIR! It'll only take you, like, three hours to watch them all at most! So really, you don't have an excuse NOT to watch this wonderfully made series! I implore you to give it a look - you will not regret it.


    #phineas and ferb #pnf#epithet erased#epithets#phineas flynn #isabella garcia shapiro #ferb fletcher#candace flynn#dr doofenshmirtz#baljeet tjinder #buford van stomm #seriously you guys watch Epithet Erased it's literally the best thing since sliced bread #it isn't even that long! #it'll take you like three hours to watch at max #it's such a great series I can't stop talking about it aaaaaahhhhhh
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  • fereality-indy
    12.05.2021 - 2 days ago

    Quote Me

    Doofenshmirtz: Do me a favor. Don't quote your mother to me. I was married to the woman for 15 years. Vanessa: You were married to her, but I listened to her.

    #phineas & ferb #dr heinz doofenshmirtz #vanessa doofenshmirtz#incorrect quotes
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  • cryinbroke
    12.05.2021 - 2 days ago

    i am saying that i am evil now so that in the future i would just have to add scientist to it and have a whole aes ready for me

    #if u r just evil u r marvel villain #if u r evil SCIENTIST u r dr doofenshmirtz
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  • rhubarb-barnes
    12.05.2021 - 2 days ago

    Do ya think Dr. Doofenschmirtz ever made the patented vibrator called The Doofen-Dickinator 3000?

    #shitpost #phineas and ferb #doofenshmirtz evil incorporated #dr doofenshmirtz #pls dont yell at me
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  • lieutenantselnia
    12.05.2021 - 3 days ago

    No, absolutely not a problem xD

    Just a sketch for now because doing lineart takes time (and is kinda exhausting sometimes :’)), and I don’t have that much time these days because I should study for my finals. Don’t know yet if I’m going to finish it afterwards, sometimes I actually think that my sketches look better than the finished drawings xD

    #self insert #self insert x canon #self ship#doofenshmirtz#dr doofenshmirtz#heinz doofenshmirtz#alternate doofenshmirtz #2nd dimension doofenshmirtz #across the 2nd dimension #phineas and ferb #fanart#sketch#doodle#selniasart
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  • gravityfallsrockz
    12.05.2021 - 3 days ago

    Same energy

    #cartoons #phineas and ferb #vanessa doofenshmirtz#kim possible#dr drakken #the powerpuff girls #ppg#ppg 1998#ppg blossom #powerpuff girls blossom #johnny bravo goes to bollywood #johnny bravo#jiggy#gifs#gif#gif set#animated gifs#hair#hair flip#same energy #the gang's all here
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  • jellybeanium124
    12.05.2021 - 3 days ago

    sometimes a family is an evil scientist, his platypus life partner, their adult robot son and their punk teenage human daughter (with an amiable ex-wife on the side)

    #phineas and ferb #dr doofenshmirtz#heinz doofenshmirtz #doof is the best dad #norm the robot #perry the platypus #vanessa doofenshmirtz
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  • thatoneguy2009
    12.05.2021 - 3 days ago

    OKAY despite how much i love Candace Against the Universe, i do not think it is a good movie storyline wise

    #SO Dr. Doofenshmirtz is evil in this movie right?? But this movie has been implied to be AFTER the summer in the original series. #WHY IS THAT A PROBLEM??? BECAUSE IT COMPLETELY DESTROYS THE ENDING OF THE SHOW AND IT GETS RID OF MILO MURPHY´S LAW TOO!!!! #If Dr. Doofenshmirtz is evil and this takes place AFTER the original series then it invalidates the ending of the series BECAUSE IN THE + #+ ENDING OF THE SHOW (PNF) DR DOOFENSHMIRTZ GIVES UP EVIL!!! AND WE DO GET TO SEE HIM GET BETTER IN MML. #PLUS if Camdace is fed up with busting her brothers THEN THAT´S ITS WHOLE THING TOO!!!!! #i cant explain it but Candace Against the Universe isnt good storyline-wise and im sooo fucking angry over it hashtag fail.
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  • smoothcriminal-05
    11.05.2021 - 3 days ago

    If I had a nickel for every time I texted a random ass contact on my phone and asked who they are, and it turns out that their a really good friend of mine from like 2 years ago that we haven't talked to in years and neither of us are cis, I'd have two nickels, which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it happened twice.

    #dr doofenshmirtz #if i had a nickel #tumblr memes#haha funny#meme#purely coincidental#trans#trans memes#trans stuff#funny#shitpost#humor#lol#queer memes #content am I right #bruh #phineas and ferb #heehoo#lmao #i'd have two nickels #which isn't a lot #but it's weird that it happened twice
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  • vhsthe1950s
    11.05.2021 - 4 days ago
    #phineas and ferb #perry the platypus #dr doofenshmirtz#dwampyverse #Replies!
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  • freshsharkarcade
    11.05.2021 - 4 days ago

    become the dr doofensmirtz 

    #phineas and ferb #dr doofenshmirtz
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  • chaotique-not-chaotic
    10.05.2021 - 4 days ago

    why i didn't watch phineas and ferb growing up

    literally every time i tell someone i didn't watch phineas and ferb growing up, they're all "whAT YOU DIDN'T WATCH IT HOW COULD YOU NOT WATCH PHINEAS AND FERB WHYYYYY!?!" to which i simply respond with "we didn't have cable" which is true...

    but that's not why..

    the reason is... the first time i watched it, i was seven and we were on that one episode where i don't really know but dr. doofenshmirtz was talking about his traumatic childhood (which probably happens every episode) and we got to the part where he had to surprise himself on his birthday and he was so sadddd and lonelyyyy and oh my godd..

    so i excused myself, went to the bathroom, and cried.

    so i'm a dead person devoid of emotion now, but i haven't watched phineas and ferb since in fear of feelings.

    #phineas and ferb #dr doofenshmirtz #perry the platypus #candace flynn#phineas flynn#ferb fletcher#i cried#tragic backstory #didn't have cable #i watched arthur instead #don't make fun of me
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