Eggman is sick of having holes in the ceiling and walls. Use the door!
I love Eggman so fucking much he's just like "I will be big and soft and have a perfect egg shaped tummy, beautiful titties, the handsomest face you've ever seen, fascinatingly unique proportions, impressive admirable strength, and an extremely entertaining, funny, and charming personality and voice. I'm the best and smartest person ever and I'll make sure everyone knows it" and I'm like wow yes Ivo you're so right. you're so sexy, gorgeous, intelligent and you deserve the world hfhshnjsjfhwjngjsdngndjgm GOD 💘💕💜💖💗🥰💜💗💗💕💕💜💕💖💗💘💖💗💗💜💗💕💕
ajfjjagjjsngjsmgmsmg it's so funny to me when I see people like "isn't it hot when your fave runs his hands through his hair" or write imagines that assume your favorite has hair. like my husband is bald af, he has a shiny sexy smooth bald head and I love it ffjgjrngkdmhjgmd
so I have to replace mentions of hair on a head with thoughts of Eggman's big fluffy mustache because YES I love it when he strokes and twirls it. and it's so soft, I wanna feel his furry upper lip tickle when we kiss XD 🥰💜💘💕
you can actually be a Sonic series fan artist that knows how to draw humans- if you draw Eggman and the other great human characters that are underrated and underappreciated just because they're not anthros :P
a bunch of my favorite Sonic characters are ones that people forget exist just because they're humans. which isn't surprising since a lot of fans somehow always seem to forget that Eggman himself exists too!
meet the robuttniks (if u dont say it rolling the r harshly then they cant hear u)
neo & shadow are like cousins I figure since eggman made metal sonic and geraldo made shadow and maria and eggman are cousins and maria and shadow have a very siblinglike relationship to me. That’s the logistics.
Eggman is my favorite ride at the Interstellar Amusement Park and I'm trying to get the extra special access pass for entry to that fat ass 👀
It is time for G-merl to cook