personality quiz 😘 pure heroine or melodrama? the cats movie or the les miserables movie? ativan or klonopin? mamma mia 1 or mamma mia 2? friends or seinfeld?

me, a year ago: I will never try weed. what if it Changes Me

me now: oh boy time to take edibles and goof around with my girlfriend lol

im hysterical my dad is very high and on the phone w my uncle and he just very seriously referred to me as “a nervous kid” JFRIDNVDFNVJFDNVJKGFNVGFJK 

Guys put warm water in your bongs !!!!you’ll thank me later !!!

Little Orange Pills

Here the monthly day

Comes triumphant as

Christmas morning -

Happiness will be

Part of my chemistry

Again -

I pop the tight cap

Of my lukewarm Pepsi,

Let it slosh against my tongue,

A wave rushing

To meet six tablets

Which melt in a second

And the sickly-sweet

Has me retching but

I never lose it,

Good addicts

never do.

One hour later

The world is a rhythm

And my eyes are wide

As cherry pies,

Heart thump-kicking

With unmistakable rejoice.

I drape my moaning music

Over softly scented shoulders,

Letting each note bathe me

In musk and dusk and

Unusurpable power,

The beat carrying my

Buzzing body like a

Crowd surfer

who so much

loves being touched

And shining on like

The craziest little

Ballsy borderline diamond.

And when metabolism threatens

To end this gay affair,

I grab the warm soda

And gulp down three more -

Pop, pop, pop.

Once you’ve started

You really can’t stop.

The night is flying by

With blinding, blended colors,

Velocity ensuring a blur

At the edges of my dwelling,

Clocks cycle manic laps

As if I really did

Fall through all space and time

Just to be here

In this moment,

A red-lipped Superman in ecstasy.

Gwen: Kev, Rook, we know you guys are smoking weed on the back of the Truk.

Kevin: What's weed?

Rook: Who is Rook?

cahracters specifically designed for me to cry over

Mutuals you are my dream blunt rotation

bro shoutout to that one dude who saw i was in a toxic relationship and told me to get the fuck out , u a real one

i just see a blog with a different layout than mine (which is the default) and it just makes me go "w. WHERE AM I??? AM I TRIPPING BALLS RIGHT NOW???" and it feels like stepping into another plane of existence

since a certain drug-related holiday is coming up, the king of dream land would like to remind you that if you are going to partake in the festivities, do so in a safe environment with people you trust

I keep thinking of my old best friend and how we're so out of touch that if she were to die I probably wouldn't find out for weeks. And I'm up thinking about how she's doing and how its my fault and I drove her away and she couldn't trust me and I feel so guilty and I miss her and I can't stop crying because we meant so much to each other but now she could've ODed with her boyfriend and I would never know and I don't even know if she worries about me. Does she stay awake at night thinking of me, do I even cross her mind?

Who am I anymore? Who is she? What happened to us?

I don't remember much of it, though. I was drugged, so it's all hazy. The only thing I do remember is that Shinichi appeared out of nowhere and saved me.

Pete Davidson on The Tonight Show

I think you can see it in my eyes... how happy I am. I think it’s twelve years too late for me and my police record, but other than that...

Boyfriend Friday Night Funkin says don't do Drugkins

Hey kids, it's me! Boyfriend Friday Night Funkin! Don't Drugs! Take it from me, Boyfriend Friday Night Funkin. I've never done one drug, and look at me! I'm videogame! If you see someone taking drugs, just remember the phrase "You do drugs? Gee, that sugs." Heroes never do drugs! Don't do drugs that are illegal. Only legal ones are okay, like caffeine, alcohol, and whatever's available at Walgreens™️. Boyfriend J. Friday Night Funkin. Walgreens™️: "Where A Wal Can Be A Green!™️"

Don't do drugs children. If you do drugs, you will go to hell before you die!

Haven't had the spoons to draw in a bit so I got real high, put some music on loop, and did some synesthesia art to try and get back into it.

Song is The Cult Of Dionysus by The Orion Experience, if you're curious

i wish i was on a substance rn

I mighta lied about the sober part lmao.

I'm not drunk but when Sam and Bea came back from NYC this morning they picked up a baggie of shit called "Grease Monkey" and lemme tell you as someone who smokes like, once every five years? Pretty good.

I SAW theo doing heroin and ya know what...the heroin was GAY