BITTE RAVEN SIE HART!🔊♥️
Nothing like texting someone at 4:20 at night lol
When my dad goes shopping and because my family is out of flour buys a 25 pound bag of it because that is all that is left at the store. My mom panicking makes the decision to put it in the freezer. Now it looks like my family bought a shit ton of cocaine and is hiding it in the freezer.
Ups, ich bin schon wieder druff. 🤭👀
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The worst part of getting old is not knowing where to buy drugs anymore
she’s a happy girl. at least for today ☺️
Behold: ambrosia fit to sustain the gods on high
“I just want to stop tripping,” she said.
I understand now. But that’s not how these things work, is it?
Step one: remind yourself you took drugs. You are intoxicated. It will wear off. It will be over soon.
Step two: put on some happy music. Watch a funny movie.
Step three: wait.