#drunk Tumblr posts

  • worldsfirstautisticrobot
    08.12.2021 - 11 minutes ago

    yknow those people that get drunk and go do something stupid. i do that with eosd extra stage

    #.txt #me while drunk: im gonna get it this time
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  • v333ntart
    08.12.2021 - 19 minutes ago

    Tfw your razor blades in your phone case move around because your case has a card in it that raises part of it up so it becomes like one of those shaker stim toys

    #that was funnier in my head #I should probably stop doing stuff but yknow what? I couldn’t care less #Found out someone who said they wouldn’t actually smokes which gives Me free reign to do anything I want #they also smoked weed #and drunk alcohol #Three things I cannot do because of my family #So sh it is #Possibly sharpie sniffing too if we’re getting fancy #-Snake
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  • fictifile-plays-arcana
    08.12.2021 - 20 minutes ago

    the arcana tales / winter wonderland / drinks with asra (and faust)

    #DRUNK FAUST OH MY GOSH #I CAAAAN’T#the arcana #the arcana tales #winter wonderland#asra alnazar #faust the snake #screenshots#original post
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  • bobbie-robron
    08.12.2021 - 1 hour ago

    Yeah, well time flies when you’re mullered… I’m sorry.

    08-Dec-2016 episode 2

    #robron#robert sugden#aaron dingle #one brief scene at the end with the lads #same feel of faith almost moving in #it’s all about liv and gabby #live recording a drunk gabby streaking at the pavilion #downtime with the lads #adorable domestic lads #eating#mullered #the feral child liv is according to bernice #20161208#episode 2#my gifs
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  • bagadew
    08.12.2021 - 2 hours ago

    My stomach hurts from laughing. My brother just came to show me the new fish he bought in Mass Effect, giving a big speech on the way there about how his aquarium was going to look so much nicer now... only to get there and discover his new fish had eaten the old ones

    #WHAT DO YOU MEAN CLEAR OUT DEAD FISH!!?? #WHY DID I BUY FISH FROM HONEST JOE’S FISH EMPORIUM??!! #THOSE FISH WERE LIKE A FATHER TO ME!!! #he’s now getting his Shepherd black out drunk in order to ‘drink away the grief’
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  • jck-rbit
    08.12.2021 - 3 hours ago

    london tings amr

    #jck rambles #there was a drunk guy standing on some wall outside tesco’s #yodelling #dudes living a life #love this city
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  • foxaes
    08.12.2021 - 3 hours ago

    Gods cruelest punishment so far has been allowing me, the loving gf I am, to slam My Finger in-between a door and its frame, at the worst times,

    #fox talks #dont ask. i am wine drunk. #my finger hurts VERY bad im sure its fijen
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  • ohmyangelofthursdays
    08.12.2021 - 4 hours ago

    So that dragonborn warehouse worker from episode two for sure disappeared at the dream theatre right?

    #critical role #like matt specifically put it in that she was going there #AND that she was planning to get drunk #shes gotta have been taken by whatever it is right?
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  • cal-a-bungaa
    08.12.2021 - 4 hours ago

    So apparently the guys were intoxicated when The Barbarians was written… a banger regardless.

    #I wonder if they were drunk #or high#or both #greta van fleet #jake kiszka#sam kiszka#josh kiszka#danny wagner#gvf
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  • minigeist
    08.12.2021 - 4 hours ago

    in the course of trying to post this screenshot of me drunk-messaging my sleeping bf (it's 3:45 now),

    i got lost on a tumblr spiral,

    forgot what i was doing and closed the tab,

    drunk-chatted with an in-law, then said goodnight

    and went back to my bf's chat

    and remembered i went here to post this and forgot to actually do it.

    🌈the circle of life✨

    #smol gost yammering #drunk#iii shitpost #this don't matter. none of this matters
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  • deanmekel
    08.12.2021 - 5 hours ago

    I’m not the life of the party

    What if it’s real, what if it’s not

    I can’t keep walking in circles

    I can’t keep sitting on the floor

    And next time you see me

    And think I might be stuck

    You can just put your arms out to me

    Pull me up, pull me into your arms

    And maybe, I’ll be sensible enough

    To go home

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  • shinylitwick94
    08.12.2021 - 5 hours ago

    I posted 3998 times in 2021

    482 posts created (12%)

    3516 posts reblogged (88%)

    For every post I created, I reblogged 7.3 posts.

    I added 459 tags in 2021

    #tbd - 134 posts

    #personal - 130 posts

    #eurovision - 87 posts

    #shinylitwick reads books - 25 posts

    #resource stuff - 16 posts

    #wot - 15 posts

    #fruits basket - 14 posts

    #lotr - 14 posts

    #star wars - 12 posts

    #tolkien - 12 posts

    Longest Tag: 139 characters

    #i mean i started pirating because when the books i liked came out i had a choice between pirating or basically never reading them because t

    My Top Posts in 2021

    #5

    Curufin is basically one of those guys who are called “Junior”

    19 notes • Posted 2021-09-09 18:23:36 GMT

    #4

    Ok, so Wheel of Time initial thoughts before I get too influenced by the wider internet

    I liked these first few episodes!

    I’m not a huge WoT fan, but I know enough about the characters and setting to care about adaptation issues here and there, but for the most part I was fine with the changes or actively in favour of them.

    It’s not groundbreaking amazing tv, but it is a pretty solid show.

    It’s not Shannara, it’s not Eragon. It’s not GoT or LOTR either (please stop comparing everything to those two). It does manage, at least so far, to hold its ground and do its own thing. I would at this stage put it alongside the Witcher in my own personal ranking of fantasy shows. Good, but not extraordinary, and with some issues that will hopefully be polished in later seasons.

    If you’re not allergic to fantasy tropes (I understand, personally, I’m allergic to superheros), I would recommend you check it out.

    Proper thoughts under the cut because spoilers (books and show)

    [more poilery stuff under the cut]

    20 notes • Posted 2021-11-20 12:54:52 GMT

    #3

    Boruto confirming Sai took Ino’s last name will always be too cute

    25 notes • Posted 2021-08-22 18:24:14 GMT

    #2

    Tolkien rising from the grave to take Aragorn's beard away from us

    29 notes • Posted 2021-09-05 10:06:59 GMT

    #1

    And of course Sweden qualified, they'd have qualified if they sent a dog doing a handstand

    130 notes • Posted 2021-05-18 21:03:50 GMT

    Get your Tumblr 2021 Year in Review →

    #my 2021 tumblr year in review #your tumblr year in review #i REALLY overshared personal info this year huh #in my defense it was a tricky year #huzzah for drunk eurovision shitposting taking number 1 #edited that WoT post to remove the spoilers
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  • sirjayford
    08.12.2021 - 5 hours ago

    a saga

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  • tobermoriansass
    08.12.2021 - 5 hours ago

    something very comforting in getting a late night email from the middle-aged director of an organization with many many years of experience essentially going BUT DID I DO GOOD IN MY PRESENTATION when you still consider yourself racoon in a helicopter hat adult wot was 18 only just yesterday and you have to like email them back being like yes you were good, you won first place at making a presentation, something that is both reasonable and normal to want.

    #also very funny to receive it when you are piss drunk #one does not think of oneself as a functional adult when piss drunk #personal #living that capitalist lyf
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  • howls-memeing-castle
    08.12.2021 - 5 hours ago

    Shout out to the friends who ask if it’s okay before dumping their Big Heavy Feelings and sorting through them with you

    and are genuinely looking to know if you are able and willing to talk through Big Feelings

    just like

    consent in friendships is important too, and my friends are very good and I love them and am so fucking proud of them

    #but also fuck man #you don’t HAVE to be drunk to tell me things #I know Big Feelings can be scary to talk about but I’m not about to judge you any more harshly if you’re sober or drunk #also fuck im drunk still and I gotta work in 4 hours #save me
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  • lilithmarsters
    08.12.2021 - 6 hours ago

    laura is the type who befriends the new girl on her first day and kisses all of her friends when she’s drunk and asks you what you were saying when nobody else was paying attention

    #doom patrol #laura de mille #madame rouge#dp text #she has that drunk girl you befriend in the bathroom at a bar energy #aka the warmest person in the room
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  • emphasisonthehomo
    08.12.2021 - 6 hours ago

    WHEN SOMEONE DIES:

    IF YOU ARE IN THE UNITED STATES, BY LAW ANY BUSINESS OFFERING SERVICES RELATED TO THE DEATH INDUSTRY MUST PROVIDE YOU WITH A COPY OF THEIR GENERAL PRICE LIST EITHER 1) IF YOU ASK 2) THERE IS A DISCUSSION OF ANY SERVICES THEY OFFER. 

    IF ANYONE REFUSES TO GIVE YOU A GENERAL PRICE  LIST, OR  “FORGETS” TO DO SO, REPORT THEIR ASSES TO THE FEDERAL TRADE COMMISION, BECAUSE THAT HORSESHIT IS NOT ONLY IMMORAL BUT ALSO ILLEGAL. MAKE THEIR SHITTY ASS PAY A FINE OF LIKE 40K. 

    YOU HAVE A  RIGHT TO ACCES AN ITEMIZED  LIST OF WHAT THEY’RE CHARGING YOU. 

    BY LAW YOU DO NOT NEED TO PURCHASE A CASKET OR AN URN THROUGH A MORTUARY. YOU CAN ROLL IN WITH A FUCKING MAYONNAISE JAR IF YOU WANT. YOU CAN BUY A CASKET FROM COSTCO. 

    ALL I WANT IN LIFE IS TO PREVENT GREEDY FUCKS FROM TAKING ADVANTAGE OF YOU AND YOUR FAMILY IN A TIME OF NEED. 

    #aron's opinonion#death industry #sorry i am drunk and angry and listening to britany spears #if you have questions feel free to send me a message
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