#drunk Tumblr posts

Welp tonight I’ve discovered I like being high much better than being drunk.

Just me, drunk. Sitting in a bucket 😜

https://youtu.be/oKRz3QpdijI

Trying not to drunk text my baby daddy someone tell me no

"Save Water, Drink Riesling"

Drunk Hobo Boxing 🥊

Kör kötü sarhoş olup, her şeyi çift gördüğüm de bile sen bir taneydin...

Sunshine to ease the mind

drunk nights.

Lol got super wasted and tried to fuck my childhood best friend that I hadnt seen in ten years 😂 haha wtf

Today has been rough. I love days off but I do not work well without a schedule.

Title: When you’re drunk

Genre: Headcanon because we all need a little mischief ;)

Warnings: cursing, some suggestive things, pda, alcohol

-He told you not to drink with Thor -warned you the week before and everyday until than -Spoiler Alert: You didn't listen -Thor is staring at you as you cuss him out -"Yer a piece of shit you know that Thor? Fucking piece of shit..." -Loki's just sitting on the couch amused. -He makes the mistake of oohing a little too loud. -You spin around to face him almost falling and grin - You skip over to him and plop down in his lap - He's staring at you like you've just committed arson -You're starting to twirl his hair and now all the Avengers are all staring at you guys -"Your hairs pretty." -"I'm glad you think so darling, but if you could just stop-" -You don't stop. -You're nuzzling your head into his neck and your skirt rides up your thigh. -Causing the Avengers to look at each other and the awkward gets more awkward -He doesn't like the attention so he places his hand on your thigh trying to cover you up. -You bat his hand away thinking he's trying to feel you up. -"Save that for the bedroom Loki!" -"I'm not doing anything!" - You're mumbling compliments into his neck and he hears every.single.one -He's sure everyone can hear it -You're so in love with his hair and you continue to twirl it. - he's horrified because you know he's not into for PDA -He lowkey is enjoying your compliments -Loki is still bright red as you murmur things that start to get a little heated -So, he tells you to stand up so he can take you to your room -You immediately jump on his back when he turns -"Run, Forest, Run!" -Steve understood that reference -On the way to your room you continue to give him compliments -A little too bold for his taste -"You know Loki I bet you have a great-" -"Yes, yes I do." -He notices you go quiet after complimenting him -He looks over his shoulder as he opens your door to find you sleeping peacefully -He smiles even after he grabs a book to read as he sits on your couch in case you need him

Thomas Brodie Sangster drunk and trying to fit into a toy car.