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This is the kind of lesbian pining marketing im looking for this holiday season
“I need u to go on a date with me bc my ceo offered to pay for our dinner and I can’t afford to turn down a free meal” AU
Hello I just fist bumped the ceo of my company because we both agree Once Upon a Time in Hollywood suuucked
all we are is drunk
My cycle if drinking alcohol always goes like this: Get so wasted that You’ll stay away from alcohol for three months. Repeat.
I’m drunk and I need someone to talk too !!!
I’m not into one night stand but like NAKAMOTO YUTA could get it anytime. Like seriously he could. I’m not weird it just YUTA. WOW.
(Also I think I’m drunk right now so just ignore me. But, hello. 👋 )
Immortality is all fun and games until you remember something stupid you did 500 years ago and visibly cringe during a dinner party and the lovely hostess asks you what’s wrong and you have to make up an excuse when you’re actually trying to forget the time you drunkenly attempted to serenade the Queen and almost got arrested.
Me on the way home from the club
it might be time to change my url
Usually im stoned, but now i’m druck as fuck ya’ll
RIP Madame Strawberry Shortcake,
We have know each other a short time, but was instantly friends. You were so kind and so sweet. I just wanted to show you what it means to have some fun in your life. To joke around and have that kind of smile that was deep in your soul.
I’m sorry we never got the chance to… take those road trips we talked about. I’m sorry that I didn’t get a chance go get to know you better.
You were so kind to me so quickly, it truly touched my soul. It didn’t hurt that you made an amazing Strawberry Pie with homemade whipped cream for my birthday.
There is so much more I want to say, but you are gone now. I thought we would have more time…
I love you and the friendship we had, as it was beginning to bloom. I’m sorry I wasn’t there more in the hospital. Maybe it is not a good excuse, but I was just so drained between my new job, my marriage, and my cousin’s cancer. I didn’t want to bring that negative energy around you….. and it was so hard to look at you laying there…. I’m sorry. I’m so sorry. You shouldn’t have died…. and… I’m glad I got to see you one last time before you died….
I miss you… goodnight to the amazing Sleeping Beauty…
P.S. I was thinking of getting a zombified Sleeping Beauty coming out of a strawberry shortcake tattoo in memory you… I think you would have like that…
Shit i am more dryn k than Abbath oh shit oh hell H ERE WE GO AGAINGK