Ok, so. Imagine an au where you took Spamton in; helped get him back on his feet. It was hard because lil dude was so depressed but eventually he begins acting more and more like himself. He falls for you because of how kind youve been to him.... but he's terrible at showing it. His cocky lil attitude wont let him express it well enough so he always always ends up sounding smarmy and backhanded, but still, you put up with it because he has no one else to talk to.....
And then the incident happened. He was only supposed to be VISITING your work to find a job as a JANITOR. Instead he became your coworker. A week passes by. Your SUPERVISOR. Another week. YOUR FUCKING CEO.
You are COMPETITIVE. YOUVE BEEN AT THIS JOB FOR YEARS. And his shitty little personality DOES NOT MAKE THIS ANY BETTER. Before you can kick him out, the bastard MOVES, saying it was 'too tiny' for him now!!!!! AND HES ASKING YOU IF YOU WANT TO BUM OFF HIM TOO, its so insulting!!!! You hate him. Youre growing to resent him and his STUPID LUCK
.... meanwhile Spamton has literally been genuinely trying to impress you with all his newfound success, not thinking at all about how much of an asshole he sounds like. The dude has new clothes, new hair gel, new ride, new everything, and he CANT FATHOM why youre not crawling all over him yet. He HAS to make you fall for him!!! Its a challenge!
Shoutout to the peeps in that one discord server I'm in, I've only been here ONE NIGHT and I adore you all:
Thurston Troodon from Dinosaur Train is beautiful
Requested by an anon
Haha what if I did a DTIYS thing but drew it not entirely in my normal style? Haha, jk. Unless...
In short, goop is something I enjoy drawing too much and got carried away
Anyways, DTIYS by @maulan-reverie
Anyways. Awful, AWFUL bonus I forgot to include originally
very kris deltarune song i think
omg get it king! (x)
stop adding me onto tag lists if i have not added myself onto yours. this is in general but it’s especially for people who have never interacted with my shit, the audacity some of u have is wild
lowkey didn't expect mika to find the post too ayo @mingkii aint it 1am where'd your reblog come from 😭
Daenerys Targaryen in Game of Thrones 2.05: “The Ghost of Harrenhal"
➸Outside her walls, dusk was settling over Qarth, but a sun had risen in Dany’s heart. “Dead?” she repeated. In her lap, black Drogon hissed, and pale smoke rose before her face like a veil. “You are certain? The Usurper is dead?” “So it is said in Oldtown, and Dorne, and Lys, and all the other ports where we have called.” He sent me poisoned wine, yet I live and he is gone. “What was the manner of his death?” On her shoulder, pale Viserion flapped wings the color of cream, stirring the air. “Torn by a monstrous boar whilst hunting in his kingswood, or so I heard in Oldtown. Others say his queen betrayed him, or his brother, or Lord Stark who was his Hand. Yet all the tales agree in this: King Robert is dead and in his grave.” Dany had never looked upon the Usurper’s face, yet seldom a day had passed when she had not thought of him. His great shadow had lain across her since the hour of her birth, when she came forth amidst blood and storm into a world where she no longer had a place. And now this ebony stranger had lifted that shadow.
The drake of darkented steel, countless centuries endured. A meeting long desired, yet its certainty obscured. Beyond the veil of time and space, a champion awaited. This brilliant soul illumed the night, a guide to bonding fate.
-The Shadowmaker and the Dragon Made, The Wandering Minstrel
New JYPe boygroup?????????????????
Every time there's like a Hot™ boygroup song and they throw "girl" in the lyrics,,, they do it to keep me humble don't they 3