#eddie kaspbrak Tumblr posts

  • reddie-as-ill-ever-be
    25.09.2021 - 6 hours ago

    Richie: Hey Spot, how do you spell cans backward?

    Eddie: Snac?

    Richie: That's what you are

    Eddie: I will break your fucking fingers

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  • reddie011
    25.09.2021 - 8 hours ago

    Reddie #345

    Bill: How dumb do they think we are?

    Richie: Sometimes Eddie leaves me pictures of food instead of a shopping list.

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  • derryqueenx
    25.09.2021 - 12 hours ago

    pls enjoy my first ever fic that I only just realised has a heap of views and kudos?? 🥺 🎈

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  • vulcan-moon
    25.09.2021 - 13 hours ago

    i like when they both do the picking up dbdbf

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  • eddieeatsass
    25.09.2021 - 14 hours ago

    @reddieweek day 7: Boarding School (transparent) I wish I felt like I was ending reddie week on a bang, but this is truly just mediocre. Regardless, have this soft reddie who met as roommates at boarding school before realizing they’re both big gay. 

    #reddie#richie tozier#eddie kaspbrak #reddie boarding school #reddie fanart #reddie fan art #reddie au#it 2017#it 2019#reddie week #reddie week 2021
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  • doodleborg
    25.09.2021 - 16 hours ago

    SALE ENDS IN ONE WEEK!

    This is the last call to get 50% off on all horror charms in my shop and preorder the charms featured above!

    I’ll be taking down the preorder listings on October 1st, so get your orders in while you can!

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  • loser-babies
    24.09.2021 - 17 hours ago

    eddie can’t take richie’s last name because then his initials would be “E.T.” and the constant anal probing jokes would make him immediately file for a second divorce.

    #eddie kaspbrak#richie tozier#reddie #idiots the both of them
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  • itstoodark
    24.09.2021 - 17 hours ago

    the preview asfkjhsgahjdsfp

    #reddie#richie tozier#eddie kaspbrak#richard tozier#richie trashmouth #richie trashmouth tozier #trashmouth#edward kaspbrak #richie x eddie #eddie x richie #richie and eddie #eddie and richie #richie & eddie #eddie & richie #eddie/richie#richie/eddie#finn wolfhard #jack dylan grazer #jack grazer#fack#it#it 2017#it 2019 #it stephen king #it chapter 1 #it chapter 2 #it chapter one #it chapter two #it movie#stephen king
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  • itstoodark
    24.09.2021 - 18 hours ago

    did somebody say teenage!reddie?

    #reddie#richie tozier#eddie kaspbrak#teenage reddie #richie x eddie #eddie x richie #richie and eddie #eddie and richie #richie & eddie #eddie & richie #edward kaspbrak#richard tozier#richie trashmouth #richie trashmouth tozier #trashmouth#it#it 2017#it 2019 #it chapter 1 #it chapter 2 #it chapter one #it chapter two #it stephen king #stephen king#andy muschietti#finn wolfhard #jack dylan grazer #jack grazer#fack
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  • rumov
    24.09.2021 - 18 hours ago

    Snow day ❄️

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  • princesskaspbrat
    24.09.2021 - 18 hours ago

    richie, on stage: so i know you guys are here to listen to my mediocre stand-up routine, but i think i've told enough shitty jokes for now that i can move on to something that's definitely gonna be way funnier

    richie: [now pulling out his phone] you know those videos where celebrities read mean tweets? and the ones where they read thirst tweets? well, i'm gonna do both of those for you tonight, only they're just tweets from my husband's "secret" twitter account that he thinks i don't know about, like he actually knows how to work a computer after not using the internet for 20 years and understands how to clear search history, log out of an account, or open an incognito tab

    richie: i forgive him for these tweets. reason being he made 50% of them wine drunk and 50% of them after i fucked him so good that he couldn't form proper sentences for 2 hours. i love you, eds-baby

    richie, clearing his throat: "richie w. tozier-" i like the use of my middle initial. very formal. "-is the ugliest bitch i have ever seen. i hate how big and hairy he is and how pretty his eyes are. i hope he dies"

    richie: "if you think richie tozier is funny you have major brain damage. i do too but mine is sexy"

    richie: "sometimes richie grabs a glass from the top shelf and his arm looks big strong and i don't"

    richie: that's the end of that tweet. there is no further elaboration than "i don't." not sure what he doesn't

    richie: "i don't fucking get memes until i look them up. richie called me submissive and breedable and i had to call three friends until one explained it to me. tough talk for someone in dick-sucking distance. are you gonna dom and breed me then, bitch?? i'm fucking waiting. coward"

    richie: i think the funniest part of these tweets is that eddie thinks people don't know this is him, like i don't only exclusively talk about how much i love my feral little twink of a husband. i'll read you guys one more as a send off

    richie: "richie went all the way back to our shithole hometown to buy me my favorite ice cream for our anniversary. i love him and that's sweet, but apparently i never told him i genuinely hate this flavor of ice cream. i only ever ate it because i didn't have money to buy another flavor after he bought me this one and i thought it would be a waste to NOT lick it as suggestively as possible to try and give him a boner"

    #🌸.eds rants #hello everyone i am back at it again writing richie's material #it#it 2017#it 2019 #it chapter 1 #it chapter 2 #richie tozier#eddie kaspbrak#reddie
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  • seecarrun
    24.09.2021 - 19 hours ago

    I Slipped Away

    For as long as Richie could remember, the first and third Saturday mornings of the month in the Tozier household were reserved for chores.

    Maggie would open up all the windows, Went would turn on the stereo loud enough to be heard all through the house, and each member of the family would march off in different directions, brandishing brushes, rags, spray bottles, feather dusters, mops, or vacuums, not to return to the central location until their mission was accomplished or to pick up more ammunition.

    It horrified Richie as he got older; his parent's vehemence on their Saturday morning chores no matter the fucking circumstance, even when his friends had stayed the night on Friday and got roped into the routine in the morning as well, but the guys always made clear how little they actually minded.

    Bill, their fearless leader, always ready to help out whenever he could, Stan, who would honestly clean just for the joy of it, and of course Eddie, who immediately jumped at any and all opportunities to stay over just a little longer than his mother originally insisted, and how could even Sonia Kaspbrak find fault in her sweet boy wanting to help out around his best friend's house?

    And so, Richie drags his feet and whines and complains, but completes his chores, and it always goes faster than he expects, so before he knows it, he's being released and tearing through the neighborhood once again.

    It's just Eddie over this morning; the sneaky little shit had followed Richie home directly after school, inviting himself to stay for dinner, and ultimately to spend the night as well. He had managed to charm Went and Maggie years ago, so there was no argument on their part, and after a tense phone call to his mom just after curfew about how it would actually be the irresponsible thing to go home now that it had just gotten dark, Eddie was in the clear.

    They'd stayed up way too late eating way too much junk food and playing way too violent video games way too loud, a stark difference to the current bright and sunny, airy, Tozier kitchen with Maggie in her eternal battle against the grease stains on the stovetop, and the boys putting away the freshly washed dishes as the radio reminds them all they're listening to WKIT, playing all the best hits of the 70's, 80's, and today!

    The advertisement ends and a familiar tune begins, just in time for Went to come bopping into the kitchen, spinning a feather duster between his fingers like a baton and whistling along to the music, a playful glint behind his glasses.

    Maggie susses him out immediately, spinning on her heel to point at him threateningly. "Do not," she warns, but Went just keeps dancing over to her without breaking his stride.

    "I looked out this morning and the sun was gone," he sings, swaying over to Maggie and brandishing the feather duster like a microphone. "Turned on some muusic to start my day. I lost myself in a familiar sooong. I closed my eeeeyes and I slipped awaaaaay."

    "Went," Maggie sighs, the barest hint of a smile creeping onto her lips. Across the kitchen island, both Richie and Eddie giggle as Went turns his feather duster microphone into a guitar and starts strumming along.

    "It's more than a feeling!" he cries, making Maggie groan in faux embarrassment.

    "More than a feeling!" Richie echos, joining his dad excitedly though his giggles, making Eddie groan out in embarrassment along with Maggie.

    "When I hear that old song they used to play," he goes on, unabashedly, and Maggie covers her face to hide her giant, obvious grin and shakes her head, Richie chiming in with all of his perfectly timed and overdramatic More than a feeling!'s right on cue, sending Eddie into absolute hysterics, which was Richie's goal all along.

    (Like father, like son.)

    "I begin dreaming!"

    "More than a feeling!"

    "Till I see Maggie-Ann walk awaaaay!" Went belts out, emphasizing the slight name change, just in case Maggie somehow missed him practically screaming it across the kitchen. "I see my Maggie-Ann walkin' awaaaaay..." he croons, sliding up next to her and wiggling his eyebrows.

    Maggie attempts to bite the smile right off her lips and fails miserably, gazing up at him, fond and amused. "You are a nut," she tells him, simply. "My middle name isn't even Ann."

    "Eh. Po-tay-to, po-tah-to," he chuckles, pecking her once on her bemused lips before shaking the feather duster in Richie's face, causing him to sputter and gag at all the dust, just to get Eddie laughing again, and saunters back out of the room, continuing to play the feather duster like a guitar and singing along to the radio as he disappears out of sight.

    Maggie tuts tenderly at the whole event and turns back to the still laughing boys, shaking her head. "These Tozier men are a handful, Eddie dear," she says simply. "Run while you can."

    And Richie doesn't have time to think about what the fuck his mom means by that, before Eddie is shrugging, a faint, barely there blush dusting his cheeks, and says, crytpically, "I think I can handle that."

    Richie blinks after him, his mouth agape, as Eddie crosses the room to help Maggie with the stove grease.

    Eventually, he clears his throat, returning to halfheartedly stacking plates in the cabinets and trying not to dwell too hard about what just happened between his mom and Eddie, no matter what his traitorous heart insists on thinking.

    Under his breath, he sings along softly as the song comes to an end, "When I'm tired and thinking cold I hide in my music, forget the day. And dream of a girl I used to know, I closed my eyes and she slipped away..."

    #car’s fanfiction#reddie#richie tozier#eddie kaspbrak #good parents Maggie and Went #maggie tozier#wentworth tozier #what 80’s song will Car associate with reddie next?? who knows!!
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  • bad-nico
    24.09.2021 - 19 hours ago

    "just one kiss!"

    "you didn't even brush your teeth!!"

    - teen reddie mornings

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  • bad-nico
    24.09.2021 - 19 hours ago

    What's Reddie on about?👀

    this is just a quick sketch i did because i was bored

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  • grownups-are-the-real-monsters
    24.09.2021 - 1 day ago

    Eddie: You know, my home life was kind of challenging.

    Stan: Really? how did you deal?

    Eddie: Well, I collected music, painted pinecones, and sometimes I went out into the woods and yelled at birds.

    Stan: You yelled at birds?!

    Eddie: Yeah I couldn’t afford a therapist and yelling at people was my Mom’s thing.

    #source: santa clarita diet #best show EVER #incorrect quotes #incorrect it quotes #incorrect losers club quotes #stephen king #stephen king’s it #stephen king books #it chapter two #it chapter one #pennywise the clown #text post#eddie kaspbrak#stan uris#sonia kaspbrak
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  • itjammy
    24.09.2021 - 1 day ago

    The Losers Club ( + Pennywise ) as Star Trek

    x / x / x

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  • itjammy
    24.09.2021 - 1 day ago

    The Losers Club ( + Pennywise ) as Star Trek

    x / x / x

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  • boyduroy
    24.09.2021 - 1 day ago

    🎈 @reddieweek 2021 🎈

    Day 13/14: Boarding School

    Summary: Richie has to stay the weekend at his boarding school while his parents are out of town. Hopefully he can find something - or someone - to entertain him.

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  • sorbaisku
    24.09.2021 - 1 day ago

    A quick thing based on this

    #my art#it#it 2019#richie tozier#eddie kaspbrak#doodle#reddie #i love these shirts omg #mr happy#mr grumpy #they’re married your honor
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