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  • beeand-honey
    18.05.2021 - 45 minutes ago

    Can we talk about how Bad would have killed Sapnap?

    And, I have this headcannon that Foolish would be absolutely thrilled to see Quackity after the Red Banquet because he saved the others! He wouldn’t even be mad about his own death

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  • hhhmellohi
    18.05.2021 - 7 hours ago

    red eggs and ham: interlude

    interlude . oh, angel

    chapter: 10/17

    summary: Angel of Death. Now, that's a name he hasn't heard in a very long time.

    link in the notes :)

    Phil was deposited on the floor of the egg chamber without ceremony, endless minutes of blurred red vision retreating as more of the vines retracted, spilling his sore form out on another mass of vines, though these weren’t moving in the same disgusting way as the ones on the steps. Not even pausing to glance at his surroundings, Phil surged to his feet, sword drawn and teeth bared, orientating himself in a second and beginning to move the split second after, drawing shouts of surprise and alarm from the Eggpire members that had clustered around him. Phil wondered if they still underestimated him, even after how he had played his part in Doomsday. That was fine. Underestimation, unassuming, it was all for the better as long as he got the fuck out of here.

    In his hurry, however, he too had fallen victim to underestimation. Phil had failed to note the vine looped around his neck, only for his attention to be immediately drawn to it as it cinched around his windpipe, crushing the breath from him so intensely that Phil stumbled as he gasped for air. He spun on his heel to begin to cut away at the blade with his sword, but it was then that he caught sight of the advancing Eggpire members closing in on all sides of him. Asphyxiation sent the blood rushing to his head, and his vision swirled with a dizziness as he swung his sword at the closest figure. Still, even as his vision faded in and out with dancing black spots, Phil’s lip curled in a bloody snarl at the sound of a fresh cry of pain.

    He would go out fighting, and the totem on his chest was warm. He would return with the breath of his lover on his lips and the Angel of Death would fly once more. If there was one thing Phil was not afraid of at this moment, it was dying.  

    Phil clumsily swung his sword again, vision graying around the edges, however, as he gripped the totem at his chest and prepared to squeeze it, the pressure around his throat suddenly retracted, and his unwillingly drew another breath as more hands than he could see yanked him to the ground, his own hands ripped apart. Fear shot his eyes open wide, and a chilling certainty settled in him that they did in fact need him alive, after all.

    “Fuck, alright,” he coughed as he struggled to take in another breath. He twisted his shoulders against pressing hands, gripping his sword as tight as he could. “Which one of you did I fuckin’ get there, I heard you motherfucker.”

    “Get his sword,” a high and reedy voice commanded, ignoring his rasping words.

    (link in notes to continue reading! reblogs appreciated!)

    #dsmp fic #dream smp fanfiction #philza fanfiction#philza #c!philza #c!badboyhalo #c!punz #the eggpire #the egg dream smp #eggza#cw injury #tw broken bones #red eggs and ham #hhh.writing
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  • grimxark
    18.05.2021 - 8 hours ago

    I shouldve been in charge of the red Banquet lore

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  • for-memories-sacrifice
    18.05.2021 - 8 hours ago

    Twisted Reality (Sweet Lies Part 3)

    Part One Part Two

    Request/Premiere: You meet the rest of the Eggpire.

    Pairing: Eggpire + SBI!reader

    Type: Drabble

    Notes: Tried to keep in gender neutral but you're closer with Hannah. Also, Bad is not nice to Phil so please be warned about that. This is also short. I just wanted a part of Sweet Lies out.

    TW: Language

    Ghostbur has to leave eventually. He mentioned something about throwing Phil, Tommy, and Techno off of your trail. You smiled at the fact that he may be the deceased version of your brother but one thing stayed the same.

    Wilbur always had been a good actor.

    Honestly, it was beautiful to see.

    “Are you ready (Y/N)?”

    You gave your dad (when did you start thinking of him as your dad? Oh well.) a small smile and nodded your head. He grins at you.

    Hand resting on your back he opens the door.

    “Ponk! Punz! Hannah! Ant! Come here, we got a new member.”

    Soon the group trudges down. Hannah’s eyes light up when you saw you. You send her a nervous smile. She hurries over to you and shakes your hand.

    “Hello! Your (Y/N) right? I’ve seen you around! It’s so nice to see you join us.”

    Your shoulders sag with relief. You were welcome.

    “Yeah and you Hannah right?”

    “That’s right!”

    “What are they doing here?” Punz asks gruffly and you shrink under the man's stare. Punz had always frightened you. Bad walks over to him and hits him upside the head.

    “Knock it off your scaring them. They are family.”

    “Family?” Ponk who had remained quiet up to that point asks. Hannah squeals. She takes your hand and squeezes it.

    “Family.” You grin shyly at her and she smiles warmly.

    “Come on I’ll show you around.”

    “I’ll join.” Ant chirps happily and the three of you wonder off. Escorting you away Bad turns to Ponk and Punz. His eyes are serious.

    “They just want a family. The egg wants to provide that and we’ll help.”

    Punz gives a short bark of laughter; “guess we’re a fucking family now.”

    “First off language. Yes we are a family and we’ll help them heal from the damage Philza has inflicted on them. The SBI is a mess. Now they don’t have to worry about that.”

    Night falls quickly when you're having fun. Hannah and you get along splendidly and Bad watches with a wide smile. Next up is you and Ant he’s funny and a much better brother than you could ever ask for. Sharing a room with the group you talk in hushed tones about your past.

    They are outrages on your behalf about being abandoned. It’s a foreign feeling to be cared for but not entirely unwelcome. When you start crying bad shushes you and wipes the tears away with his thumbs.

    Nobody ever done that before.

    Hannah is always willing to give you a hug. When she first hugged you. You had frozen up. It had been ages since someone hugged you and your mind was going a mile a minute. The only thoughts in your mind being warm and safe. She’s so concerned when she sees the tears. You cry harder and assure here it’s fine it just surprised you.

    From that point on she makes it her mission to hug you in some way. Slowly geeting you more used to touch.

    Punz is a funny guy once you get to know him. Of course his humor is more of a dry and witty remark and when Ghostbur joins you watch on in content.

    This was your family now.

    Bad watches the small group interact and a slow grin stretched out across his face. You and Ghostbur had integrated beautifully within their unit. Now with you all together it was time.

    Later on he addressed Ant.

    “It’s time to begin Phase Two.” Ant looks up in suprise.

    “Isn’t it a little soon?”

    “No, I think it’ll work splendid and besides…” At this he grins at the cat hybrid.

    “We got (Y/N) on our side.” A knowing look slowly dawns on Ant’s face and he looks over to where you and Hannah are talking with you braiding her hair.

    “Everybody likes (Y/N).”

    “Yes they do. We have a banquet to plan for Ant.”

    Tag List: @smiithys , @cr0wbonezz-wr1ting-inc , @skin-eater, @day-dreaming-fox , @ella-ivanov , @satansphatass , @sakisaralazy @esylwen

    Sweet Lies Tag List: @kayta-kimoto @c1loudy @artifoesthings @hollybee0987 @ryxjxnnx @the-professtional-bro @rinzyz05 @realitycanbeajerk @stuff-from-the-void-matron @zefrenchturtle @lifestylesleep @possum-rat t @obsidiantyy @ahmya-4 @writingfanficbecauseimbored @obey-me-mammons-world @1-800-anywhores @starjane312

    #mcyt x reader #sweet lies #bbh x reader #eggpire #Eggpire x reader #sbi reader
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  • frog-orchids
    17.05.2021 - 13 hours ago

    Recently found the velvet is egg theory

    Based off of this post

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  • maileysartistry
    17.05.2021 - 14 hours ago


    Im filling a page up with dream smp lore characters! My tiktok has them all but I will post them here as well!

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  • dragonpebble
    17.05.2021 - 17 hours ago

    Diversity win! That cult leader who tried to get you killed is in love with his male best friend!

    #dsmp#dream smp#badboyhalo#skeppy#skephalo#captain puffy #c!badboyhalo #c!skeppy #c!captain puffy #mcyt#the eggpire #the egg arc #eggpire#my post #these r fun #death tw
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  • tamarin14
    17.05.2021 - 19 hours ago


    #badboyhalo#eggpire #egg egg egg egg #EGG EGG EGG
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  • gachaundertale
    17.05.2021 - 19 hours ago

    Egg headcannon (DreamSMP)

    Hello people, so um... headcannon time.

    I’ve had this headcannon for awhile now that after you are free from the egg (not under it’s control anymore) if you were exposed to it or under it’s control for a long time it leaves some sort of “scar” of it’s affects. Whatever it is can’t be removed no matter what, church prime water can’t get rid of it, not even a god can get rid of it. It doesn’t have any negative affects, it’s just sorta there as a reminder of what happened. 

    If someone has no “scar” of the eggs affects it probably means they’re faking not being controlled anymore

    It’s also different for each character:

    BadBoyHalo: Bad has parts of his outfit be the color pink, the midway between his red and the white of the egg.

    Skeppy: Skeppy has a vine-like pattern on whatever he wears, it just appears after he puts it on. His normal outfit has a purple vine pattern, and his duck onesie has an orange vine pattern. 

    Antfrost: one of Ant’s eyes has a purple tint to it

    HannahxxRose: a few of Hannah’s roses are stuck as white roses now

    DropsByPonk: Ponk has these... red-line things around his eyes. They kinda start at his eyes then stretch out a bit.

    Punz: honestly I have no clue for Punz you guys fill in what you think it is

    #My text#headcanon #dream smp headcannon #Eggpire#badboyhalo#Skeppy#antfrost#hannahxxrose#dropsbyponk#punz #short term affects to the egg don't leave any sort of scar #Remember everyone #This is my headcanon and you are not required to like or agree with it
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  • a1asta1r
    17.05.2021 - 21 hours ago

    How many of y’all believe the “Velvet is the egg” theory? Because I think it is possible. When asked, Bad said he couldn’t say who voiced the Egg b/c it would be a spoiler. Idk j just think it’s a cool Theory

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  • minecraftsz
    17.05.2021 - 22 hours ago

    im super curious what people think the dsmp is ‘about’, so rb this and add in the tags what core themes stick out to you! could be from the entire series or a specific arc!

    #now#dsmp#dream smp #i think the dsmp is a story about authority and the abuse of power (and that is is bad) #and also about the lengths we go to for the people we care about #(tommy take v eggpire take lol but both apply to both)
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  • beeand-honey
    17.05.2021 - 23 hours ago

    Every single dream smp character is morally grey. Nobody is perfectly good and nobody is perfectly bad. That’s the entire point. They’re supposed to be realistic, that make their own mistakes and choices.

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  • eggpire-my-beloved
    17.05.2021 - 23 hours ago

    if u had told me this time last year that i would be obsessed with an eldritch horror tentacle egg that mind controls the local gay-straight alliance in a minecraft roleplay i'd probably believe you, i've been into weirder shit

    #dream smp#dsmp#mcyt#eggpire#egg arc#crimson arc#blood vines#badboyhalo#antfrost#punz#ponk#hannahxxrose#captain puffy #just TRY to tell me that the eggpire isn't a gay straight alliance. fucking TRY.
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  • amphibiouscretin
    17.05.2021 - 1 day ago

    Hello! Uh,,,, *checks piece of paper* s,,,seventeen people who follow me (where did you come from??? Hi???)! I wrote angst!

    Did I have an editor? No.

    Did I have several beta readers? Yes.

    Remember that clip of Philza saying how he was thinking about showing up at the Red Banquet as “Redza” but he didn’t because he didn’t want to interact with people? And remember that other clip where Philza said Techno wouldn’t be able to win against Redza because he wouldn’t want to hurt Phil?? I do!

    Tw for uh, mind manipulation/control? I mean, it’s a fic about the Red Banquet and Phil being under the control of the Egg, so.

    Also implied/referenced torture. Also a lot of death.

    It’s 2911 words and I wrote it on impulse.


    This one is heavy.

    #dsmp#dsmp fanfiction#dsmp fanfic#redza#fundy#red banquet#the eggpire #the egg plot #the egg dsmp #philza#fanfiction#angst #this probably isn’t very good but shhhhh #if you read I hope you enjoy #shameless advertising #kind of posted this on impulse
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  • qalexandra776
    17.05.2021 - 1 day ago

    I told my friend the lore has gotten so ridiculous you can tell fans just about anything and they’d probably believe you. To prove it I went to a random sentence generator and explained how it could tie into the lore and well...

    ...I don’t know wether or not I should be concerned that this is something that could legitimately happen...

    #ranboo#badboyhalo#technoblade#dream#dreamwastaken#the eggpire#dream smp#mcyt#dmsp ranboo#dsmp badboyhalo#dsmp egg#dsmp techno#dsmp dream#the egg #like it’s scary how much this could actually happen #lore had gotten kinda nuts #also I really hate to start putting this in tags #but we have a ton of people coming from Twitter who don’t know how tumblr works and it’s killing posts and the community #so please reblog posts you like #likes do absolutely nothing on this platform #posts physically can not survive or gain any traction without reblogs #this especially sucks for long theory posts as almost no one sees them #or art #I’ve been so sad seeing some really good art getting no notes due to no one reblogging it #please
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  • astronomical-bagel
    17.05.2021 - 1 day ago

    CDC says vaccinated people can start sacrificing gods to a giant egg again!!

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  • fallengrizzly
    16.05.2021 - 1 day ago
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  • cronk-the-first
    16.05.2021 - 1 day ago

    So I was thinking about the fact that the egg made Sam eat himself when Sam was trapped by the egg, I not sure if someone has said this already but do you think that the egg may have possibly tried to get Sam to die from said cannibalism like eating himself till he couldn't anymore?? Now that we know for a 100% that the egg needs people to die near it to hatch it's not impossible

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  • butchpuffy
    16.05.2021 - 1 day ago

    Hey watch this awesome eggpire / red banquet animatic it’s got Hannah as a front and center role AND she’s being a Girlboss

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