random eijirou headcanons
has two mamas who he thinks are very manly!!
two pups at home, a corgi named rocket and a big bernese named pochi
a younger and older sister!
one of his moms is a die-hard musical fan, so he grew up around a lot of em!! knows a ton of songs and obscure productions which surprises a lot of people
someone: “why can’t i remember who originally sang ‘memory’ from cats??” kiri: “elaine paige!!” them: “... wh,, wha” kiri: “personally, i like nicole scherzinger’s version tho :))”
has a collaborative playlist he makes his friends put their favourite songs in so he can listen to them while he does casual work like cleaning or laundry or running
takes really good are of his teeth!!
really wants someone to help him when he dyes his hair because even though he’s pretty good at it, he’s still a fuckin’ mess
messy eater i love him sm but he’s a mess. it’s hard with teeth like that!!!
really good at carving pumpkins!! loves doin’ it!!
LOVES horror movies!! actually enjoys watching them alone but would never say no to someone who wants to watch some with him!!
actually, he really prefers watching any movie alone because it’s easier to pay attention! if he’s with others, he’ll be looking at them for their reaction or talking to them for most of the movie!!
usually he watches things with a friend and then watches it again later by himself & realizes he missed half the movie lmao
really really good at midnight’s art history class! even she was surprised!! she asks if he’d like to do an exclusive extra credit assignment after class one day and he turns SO red he’s like ME?? YOU’RE CONSIDERING ME????????? and she’s like yeah mf you’re good at this shit????????
he’s very well spoken in conversations regarding activism but he gets a little too passionate sometimes and ends up becoming slightly incoherent
likes when he’s invited to girls night because it makes him feel special 🥺
no but in all honesty, he’s really touched and moved by the fact that they feel comfortable around him and consider him a worthy exception into something so “sacred”
he also really likes making things when they do crafts!!!
katsuki texts him every day to remind him to take his medication and he still tears up sometimes
almost broke tenya’s arm once because kiri was in his range when he was in robot mode and instinctively hardened when he saw his arm coming
luckily tsu launched her tongue at tenya in time & pulled his arm away from ei. tenya was Confused and Slightly Damp.
okay so we all know how he Dress Like That, right? like someone’s uncle? like your older cousin at the beach? i think he’s got a GREAT sense of fashion but chooses to dress like your neighbor’s dad because of how often he rips his shit up. there’s no sense in being drippy if it rippy ✊😔
this bitch actually LIKES lunchables smh
is anyone’s fake bf if they need him to be. he is ON that shit coming out with a backstory & everything
tries to like tea he TRIES HE PROMISES but he just cannot get over the bitterness and leafiness
he has tried american iced tea. this is the only one he likes. and arizona. but only if he drinks it after mina has because “i dunno it just tastes better man??” “kiri if you wanna kiss me ju--” “THAT’S NOT IT”
loves kids sm, he loves hanging out with them and talking to them and playing with them so u bet ur ass he was excited when he learned eri was gonna be living at ua!!
some of his belongings look like a dog got to them,,. only a small amount are actually because of a dog
him & mina have a day to themselves to hang out at LEAST once every two weeks, but they try for at least a lil bit of time together once a week. they besties after all
loves high-intensity and adrenaline-surging things!!! he desperately wants to skydive!!