Canny even wear shorts without my mum mentioning my leg hair shut the fuck up

Blending In

Blending In by beronicasamour

"Emma?" "Yeah, Meg?" "Where are we?" Emma looked around frantically. They were in the park at some sort and everyone was staring at them weirdly. Of course if 9 children dropped out of a portal would cause some suspicion.

"I think we are in Paris but something feels off."

In which the Future Miraculous Holders and the Children of the Heroes somehow transport to 2015, the times where their parents where high schoolers.

Words: 939, Chapters: 1/5, Language: English

Series: Part 1 of Time Travel Shenigans

Fandoms: Miraculous Ladybug

Rating: Not Rated

Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings

Categories: F/F, F/M, M/M, Multi

Characters: Emma Agreste, Hugo Agreste, Louis Agreste, Original Miraculous Ladybug Character(s), Adrien Agreste | Chat Noir, Marinette Dupain-Cheng | Ladybug, Alya Césaire, Nino Lahiffe, Juleka Couffaine, Rose Lavillant, Chloé Bourgeois, Alix Kubdel, Max Kanté, Lê Chiến Kim, Marc Anciel, Nathaniel Kurtzberg, Kagami Tsurugi, Luka Couffaine, Jamie Couffaine (OC), Rocco Lahiffe (OC), Flora Lavillant-Couffaine (OC), Violet Bourgeois-Kubdel (OC), Toby Kante (OC), Arabella Anciel-Kurtzberg (OC), Meg Tsurugi-Couffaine (OC), Lila Rossi, Gabriel Agreste | Papillon | Hawk Moth

Relationships: Adrien Agreste | Chat Noir/Marinette Dupain-Cheng | Ladybug, Alya Césaire/Nino Lahiffe, Juleka Couffaine/Rose Lavillant, Chloé Bourgeois/Alix Kubdel, Max Kanté/Lê Chiến Kim, Marc Anciel/Nathaniel Kurtzberg, Kagami Tsurugi/Original Character(s), Emma Agreste/Original Female Character(s), Hugo Agreste/Original Character(s), Original Character(s) /Original Characters(s)

Additional Tags: time travel shenigangs, next gen kids are miraculous holders as well, the kids time travel from 2040, they don't need kwamis to transform anymore as the miraculous magic has developed, crossover shenigans, Cat!Emma, ladybug!hugo, fox!louis, turtle!rocco, tiger!flora, bee!violet, toby doesn't have a miraculous, rabbit!bella, dragon!meg, the kids are stuck in 2015, the 3 generations meet, Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence, jamie is kagami's future wife, she is not one of the future gen and she is a couffaine, a lot of new akumatized villains

Read Here: https://archiveofourown.org/works/31328336

Ciao Lucia Pietro Pants in plaid

Emma: Don’t fuck with me! I have the power of stress and panic on my side!

Emma: you're really funny when I don't ignore you

Shelby: My dog was asleep on my phone when that message came through and it vibrated and scared her

Emma: Some people are like I'm bored and I'm like IM NOT.......maybe go find some friends

Shelby: you dare disturb the dog

Emma: :(

ft.   @unheaven

Emma Watson and her boyfriend in Los Angeles [May 15, 2021]

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Hermione x Draco (I finally found you, the one who eluded me) (I finally see who you are, how did I not see it for so long, Draces)

Draco was lonely, he would walk around, looking for the brunette bombshell hot school-woman, her bushy ass frizz slamming men who courted her. The girl who would finally be with him, accept him for his warm heart underneath a cold clammy poopy exterior. He walked the Gryffindor common room, looking for a hot Gryff girl, preferably brunette. He was blasted by pure sound. Pure bass. Nothing less.

Now it was she. It was a sound, from the purest of mudbloods. A roar. Hermione farted with passion. Draco was never one to enjoy a girls tootaloos, but here we were.

Draco Malfoy was astounded. His white hair flitted in the wind, becoming brown.  He looked at her with attractive fierce intensity. He had never been attracted to a girls fart before, but now he could be nowhere else. The fart wrapped him in its tails. he was one with the gas.

Hermione was awkward, but when she turned around, she saw but a wistful face. she saw that someone was a jigsaw puzzle to her toot. She hated Malfoy, burly monster, but now she found someone, who ws breathing in her tootaloo, and just enjoying time with her.

Draco took a step closer, and Hermione nodded. They were in sync, backwards into the burp, forwards into the tootaloo. Draco’s burp sealed the deal. It was pumpkin juice extravaganza, in the 8th floor Common room party with horrific WIzard metal, where he had just danced with a bunch of hot Slytherin ladiez. She felt a deep warmth of love for that man and his air expulsion. Woah. She looked around begrudgingly. That is when a fart compatibility check changed everything. Buy the Wizard Fart App for lonely magic farts now.

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