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hybe u are a multi million dollar company, why is your wifi still ass 😭😭

[START] [ABOUT AND WARNINGS] [FAQ]

Steve/Tell him you don’t think you’re built for that and maybe it’s not going to work out after all.

“I’m really sorry,” you say as gently as you possibly can.  “But, I’m very sexual, and I think I need a partner that can match me.  I’m not sure I can wait around for something that might not happen if we aren’t compatible.  Maybe this is the sign that we aren’t?”

Steve sighs.  “I’m sorry you feel that way,” he says.  “But I get it.  I hope you can find what you are looking for.”

“You too Steve,” you say.  “You’re a good person and I did have a lot of fun hanging out with you.  Maybe we could be friends?”

“Yeah,” he says.  “Friends would be good.”

You speak for a little longer before hanging up.  It was nice while it lasted, and who knows?  Maybe you can be friends.

~ END ~

*to the exact tone and rhythm as 15.09 purgatory apology* and you can have me. of COURSE you can have me.

MY SHIP IS BACK! MY SHIP IS BACKK! AHHHHHHHH!!! HAIL ARTESS!!!

I am sorry but I can't be in a relationship with you.. Atleast for now..

Maybe when we are older?

I hope this will buy some time *kisses Tess on forehead*

Ahhh love you Arthur. Thank you for doing this.

may I offer you a toast, me dear ? the world might have ended, but we are together at last

If someone wanted a really accurate measure of my psychological state over a period of time, their best bet would probably be to monitor my podcast listening habits...

I spend so much time on my pos art and when im done drawing i realize i hate it so much i want to explode and you know what?? It would be fantastic if my case was the classic "omf my dwawing succ but everyone else says im picasso incarnate" BUT ITS NOT

something so fucked up is me having a vivid dream ONCE years ago abt my grandmother (dads mom) telling me like smth abt my heritage + remembering it years later & telling my dad about my grandma in my dreams. only for him to confirm thats literally a massive part of our cultural background like STOPPP STOP DOG dont let me find this out in a dream omfg

It used to be guys can be friends, we can hang out, and it was cool...You can't do that anymore, because something as pure and beautiful as homosexuality has been exploited by people who are trying to rationalize themselves

harlan’s portrait - knives out

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i am. so sleepy but i can’t fall asleep

I need an Alyssa to my James. Or a James to my Alyssa. Idk

me: i don’t like how you’re looking older. it reminds me that you’re mortal, and that bothers me. so, how about you siphon whatever life force you need from me, and we’ll keep going--

tiberius: [bites me on the nose]

what if this was ash and l’rell. what would happen then.

i sometimes think “imagine will graham with my personality lol” only for me to remember how shit i am with stress and if i was will getting out of prison instead of getting revenge or something i would just go home sit in the dark with a sick feeling in the pit of my stomach wondering how could i missed someone faking being my friend and not gonna lie i would become a shut in, the trauma of having my trust broken, seeing everyone i started getting sorta close to just belike “i knew it was coming” “i knew he was crazy” and other shit idk id just stay in and never come back out.