Matt: [on their birthday] You know what? I am going to do something today. I am not just gonna sit around like some old man. I’m gonna get something pierced. Like my, uh, like my nose or my tongue or something.
Eva: Really? ‘Cause you know that hurts.
Matt: So what? You know, the way I see it-
Eva: [pulls a hair out of the back of Matt’s head]
Matt: Ow! Son of a GUN!