#every bite Tumblr posts

  • disastergay
    26.10.2021 - 1 hour ago

    “people who bite into icecream are psychotic” damn, the dsm-5 diagnostic criteria is getting pretty lax these days

    #LITERALLY me every single time I see one of these dumbass comments #I mean I sometimes bite into icecream so maybe they're not entirely wrong
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  • narrativefoiltrope
    26.10.2021 - 1 hour ago

    when u share ur beautiful painful theories but @quietsphere​ doesn’t like them :(

    #i do a double-take every time i see you typing today lmaooooo #she didn't bite me she just turned my most beautiful oc into a shell of himself for revenge #gayhaven tag#narrativefoiltrope narration
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  • burnlaws
    25.10.2021 - 1 day ago

    THE DEADLOCK GANG

    After reading the novel, I didn’t have the heart to throw out the OGs or my own HC team. Golden Age the gang consists of: Frankie, B.O.B, Hank Hanking [ hank Wellignton ], Delaware Barz, The Triplets, and Bez with some cannon fodder in between. After Overwatch kicks them down a notch, Frankie, Hank, and Bez take off into the wind and Ashe went underground again. Coming back out and of course in the Reunion short we had Barz, B.O.B, and the Triplets. Running on a skeleton crew. And Jesse beat them. She has the same crew in present day. She’s gathered a few more people behind her. And all of the Golden Age crew has come back

    #// you sure you wanna get close? She bites. \\ headcanon #// I cant wait for ow to come out with more lore and debunk everything #// I have no right to complain I really don't I hold every cowboy rpers hand
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  • cherrycherrybunbun
    24.10.2021 - 1 day ago

    Having to give up video games for the time being so I can heal my wrist and continue to do art

    I’ll miss u

    #bunny bites #I might be able to swing a little time in the sims so long as I use my heavy duty wrist brace #and I’m not even going to be allowed to hyper focus on my art #I have to take breaks every hour #or else it just gets worse #especially when I’m doing my figure drawing class work #since I have to draw at an easel my arm starts burning if I go too long #I thought it was just my muscles being weak #that’s part of it but not most of it 😭
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  • whimsical-gay
    24.10.2021 - 1 day ago

    i just don't like tofu..... i really wish i did like it, it's a good substitute for meats in a dish, i WANT to like tofu, but the texture puts me off somethin awful

    #i've tried it firm and soft and fried and grilled and every other way you can make it #i don't like the like.....sensation of biting into it
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  • snflwrs
    23.10.2021 - 3 days ago

    tag dump — ships.

    #& .   ♡   ›   ship   ⤻   you are my favorite what if   :   gage & milo  . #& .   ♡   ›   ship   ⤻   you make my heart beat like the rain   :   harry & ginny  . #& .   ♡   ›   ship   ⤻   se eu imprimir a escritura agora cê assina?   :   cadu & gigi  . #& .   ♡   ›   ship   ⤻   please don’t forget me and all the things we did   :   haein & weiyoung  . #& .   ♡   ›   ship   ⤻   when you throw me in the ground don’t be sorry   :   hakkun & yeri  . #& .   ♡   ›   ship   ⤻   i’ve been praying ever since new york   :   alfred & hannah  . #& .   ♡   ›   ship   ⤻   music every time i hear your name   :   hansol & camille  . #& .   ♡   ›   ship   ⤻   bite my neck and call me angel   :   james & hara  . #& .   ♡   ›   ship   ⤻   we’ll never go out of style   :   yongguk & harumi  . #& .   ♡   ›   ship   ⤻   when love went blind you’d make me see   :   kaeden & heather  . #tag dump
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  • scenebots
    22.10.2021 - 3 days ago

    not to take a silly and turn it into something serious but the oyster jokes are getting a lil tiring, especially when most of them are coming from binary people.

    #like yeah haha it was funny at first. not anymore though im gonna bite binary people. #usually an enby person will say smth like: enby people get x #and then every binary person goes 'no enby people get oysters' #shut! #sh! no more! #angel.txt
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  • dilf-uc
    22.10.2021 - 4 days ago

    m-mikey ……..

    #sora the explorer #my key <3 #BRUH THIS IS LITERALLY ME #EVERY SINGLE TIME HE SHOWS UP ON SCREEN IM BLUSHING LIKE CRAZY #im what u call a Flushed Mess. #WHICH IS SUSPICIOUS….. WEIRD #I DIDNT HAVE THIS W BAKUGOU OR DEKU #OR YUUJI #IM BLUSHING LIKE CRAZY #and biting my fist and hiding half my face behind a blanket like some school girl crush #i am in Love i think #ok im logging off for now GOODNIGHT #manifest mikey to appear in my dreams hehe <3
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  • justpastryvideos
    21.10.2021 - 4 days ago
    #stim#stimming#stim video#pastry#baking#no cutting#cakes#dogs#blue #two dog posts in one day are we living #are you living talking laughing loving breathing fighting fucking crying drinking riding winning losing cheating kissing thinking #or DREAMING for these dog posts? #okay those are the lyrics from the original l word theme song and when i went to google it googles suggestion was #l word theme song AWFUL #and that..... that is not correct that is not right #that theme song is one of the only good parts of the show how dare you #anyways my best friend has a dachshund ive posted pictures of him on here before #his name is billy he is a good boy ive been babysitting him every saturday when they go to church #and he did roll in poop last week which i wasn't obsessed with and when we were cleaning him up he was trying to bite #which also not loving but hes cute so you win some you lose some
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  • meme-loving-stuck
    21.10.2021 - 4 days ago

    eating a clif bar without at least a gallon of water nearby is a fucking death wish. not even the dry-ass nature valley rations destroy my throat like this. for the love of fuck

    #BLOGGING LOUDLY #this is the third time I've choked while trying to swallow a bite of a clif bar and my fucking lord it hurts #every other granola bar i can eat completely dehydrated and without any liquid but i go through a whole water bottle on these things #i just dont underStAND
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  • froody
    21.10.2021 - 5 days ago

    Tommy is simply a bizarre little creature with murky motives and a rude personality.

    #getting anything done in this house is difficult bc of her #and I love that she’s like my live-in nemesis #desires to create chaos by biting my toes and knocking over every glass of water she sees
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  • oetravia
    21.10.2021 - 5 days ago
    Every Brainia Scene Ever: 6x16 [2/8]
    #supergirl#supergirl spoilers#supergirledit#brainiaedit#dctvedit#arrowverseedit#brainia#brainiac 5#nia nal#querl dox #I was not prepared for casual Brainy and it’s still distracting me how good he looks so excuse me #we all know at this point that I’m obsessed with the way Brainy always checks in on Nia after a dream #it’s such a little routine now and it’s gets me every single time. he’s so gentle about it 🥺 #And can we talk about Nia actually liking Brainy’s spinach pancakes? that’s true love right there #(also I love the subtle implication that Brainy isn’t a particularly good cook but Nia clearly always eats what he makes) #and his expectant face when she’s taking a bite? They’re the cutest! 🥺 #The final two gifs though! #(I have questions about the logic of Brainy going green because of William… #he’s gone out in public wearing his inducer so many times - I still can’t tell if William knows #Brainy and Nia are together because that would also be a spanner in this plan - #why would him suddenly going without throw an experienced journalist off? #(it makes even less sense than the glasses thing 🤷🏼‍♀️) #Nia’s little wink as she walks away - the flirting in this scene was truly next level #and Brainy looking so stinking proud of himself after she walks away #This whole scene was just a gourmet feast and I for one am grateful #mine#my gifs #otp: what does love feel like? #*ebs
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  • quartzs-venty-vents
    21.10.2021 - 5 days ago

    i want pico to kiss my thighs---

    #do you know how BADLY i WANT THIS???? #for unrelated reasons (/srs) i wear short skirts and thigh high socks every day. #its a miracle how i havent got dresscoded #or froze to death #but anyway #he would have such easy access #and i DEFINITELY would not mind him biting at them either #imagine he looks up at you while he licks them...... like i think i would just die #ugh i want that so bad
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  • thespookyaltarof
    21.10.2021 - 5 days ago

    I think legally everyone should have to work retail for 6 months minimum

    #finished 6 months today! my Entire body hurts and I want to bite every customer I see
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  • crabbarts
    21.10.2021 - 5 days ago

    idk what happened but finn has started acting aggressive towards me ; ;

    #he has tried to bite me every time I approach/pet him since monday #we're going to try and train him but idk if it'll work #zeke speaks
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  • nextstopparis
    21.10.2021 - 5 days ago
    #we do NOT talk about gwaincelot enough and i am TIRED OF IT #someone make a gwaincelot fest idc #LIKE THEY HAVE THE FUNNIEST SCENE IN THE ENTIRE SERIES TOGETHER AND THEYRE NOT EVEN IN THE SAME FRAME #(gwaine bites apple and lancelot shakes his head with so much disappointment i genuinely die every time) #omg#bbc merlin#gwaincelot#ask
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  • velveteenfem
    20.10.2021 - 5 days ago

    I love to thoughtfully & loving craft an idea for a story & probably never write it <3

    #i need a laptop bc i think it would motivate me to write bc it would be way easier than borrowing my fiancé's every time i need to type #& i could totally pretend im like a real Girl Writer Girl Blogger like in a 2000s movie in a montage on my bed #but that like...costs money #but also im gonna have to bite the bullet & get one once i start sw again anyway soooo ughhhh
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  • problematicprocrastinator
    20.10.2021 - 5 days ago

    I’ve sorted my work experience so I can start after half term but I still haven’t bought a coat

    #rambles #when you’re 5ft2 and every coat is made for someone taller 😂 #do I just buy the long coat and pretend I’m Scully? is that where I’m at #I am tempted #if Scully was from Derbyshire the xfiles would’ve been a very different show #for one the pilot would’ve been very different #firstly she would not have been following Mulder in the rain without an umbrella or a hooded coat #she’d have sat in the car like mate I get you’re clearly very excited but it’s chucking it down #probably would’ve told him to jog on #and she’s have seen the bites in her back and gone ‘probably be all rate’ rather than panic #Derbyshire Scully would been like ‘I tell the now if you say it’s aliens I’m leaving’😂 #I’ve gone off topic
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  • bramstokery
    20.10.2021 - 6 days ago

    yes your dog is cute but is he the most feared dog at the veterinarian

    #hes a menace (affectionate) to us #and a menace (biting screaming kicking chewing) to them #hes straight up evil #he hasnt had a cardio check up in years despite having a bad heart because they cannot calm him #i love this mf so much #hes like im gonna be a shit whenever we leave the house to go to the vet #he bit every single one of them in there. and he bit them good <3
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  • dagaal
    20.10.2021 - 6 days ago

    Whoops

    #cue falling by Alicia keys #what is happening why did their message make my heart flutter akhassss #I developed a crush out of boredom but then it got too entertaining and THEN I realised they only liked me back when back when I was blowing #them off bc they have that problem where they like people who dislike them over liking them which turned me tf off bc how do you like niggas #being mean seek a prognosis of sustained therapeutic treatment that is an illness #but then I forgot to be disgusted and we became friends again #so why am I now biting my nails and holding in smiles like fantasia ceeb tacalow #need to aggressively meet new people but I don’t wanna leave the house alone and my friends are all homebodies so I can ask each one to go a #somewhere with me once every financial quarter 😭 #let me apply to jobs as a distraction! let’s do that
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