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  • miqojak
    16.06.2021 - 5 minutes ago
    #thanks for asking! #I don't know what you expected #but writing this meta shit ICly is cracking me up #munday
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  • malewifesiriusgibson
    16.06.2021 - 5 minutes ago


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  • 5-red-pandas-in-a-trenchcoat
    16.06.2021 - 11 minutes ago

    I’d say “you can hug an alligator, once” but I’ve done that and I’m still alive so what joke am I supposed to make now

    #I have hugged a gator #I live in florida what did you expect #it wasn't full grown tho
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  • cokalee
    16.06.2021 - 12 minutes ago

    With time, only the softest memories remain

    #jiang cheng#mdzs #mo dao zu shi #grandmaster of demonic cultivation #jin ling #jiang cheng mdzs #jin ling mdzs #untamed#the untamed #yeah so i watched mdzs #i was not expecting how much i would cry over JC do you understand i think i bawled my eyes out #he ties the red ribbon for his nephew because its the last memento of WWX.... #i cant believe Jin Ling represents everyone JC used to love while also being the person he loves the most currently #THIS NEPHEW AND UNCLE PAIR IMMA CRY #there goes my art tag #finished works
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  • pindl3
    16.06.2021 - 14 minutes ago

    So what I got from this entire sims video is... ranboo has John Mulaney eyes...

    #tiny eyes? I’ve heard that skit before #ranboo#mcyt #and a bigger jaw too #which I expected bc a mask will cover a lot of the jaw so it’s hard to tell how big his jaw is
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  • dadboat-fr
    16.06.2021 - 15 minutes ago

    we r gonna be soooo mad if this turns out to not be a new breed lmao

    like i will also be mad as hell don't get me wrong. but holy shit i will also be laughing at myself for daring to hope!!!

    #the yachtfather yells #i never expect what they release for anniversaries so like... i don't have any better guesses than a new breed #but it also feels too good to be true lol #expect the worst so you're more likely to be pleasantly surprised is just how i do things i guess
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  • seungswoo
    16.06.2021 - 29 minutes ago

    ok listened to fever, given taken, flicker and drunk dazed and ... u could say i’m obsessed

    #i was not expecting to like it this much #i rarely like songs in the first listen but these <3333 #drunk dazed is the one i liked the least but i still liked it it’s just that fever given taken bro . #also i thought they were 10+ members i was shocked to see they were only seven fjfjfjd #so far i like sunghoon (we know yea) and jungwon caught my eye but that may be bc he reminds me of joochan lmao #only watched the mv for fever tho #i’m kinda excited their music is so good #m.text
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  • vermiculo-caelum
    16.06.2021 - 42 minutes ago


    "My apologies. For what it's worth though... You are rather attractive."

    #eyes of ember #Vitale V #oh hi XD #lol #I didn't expect that
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  • upcloseandchaotic
    16.06.2021 - 53 minutes ago

    Today has been the type of day where I want to burrow under some blankets for a million years ✌🏻🙃

    TW ranting in the tags

    #tw ranting #i didn’t sleep well last night because i had nightmares #on top of that today was rough at work #adjusting to this new job has been harder than i expected #i’m in a weird place of faking it til i make it while also struggling with self-doubt #like i’m doing the best i can and giving it hell but i also feel like i’m fucking up constantly #and i’m pretty sure my period is about to start soon so i’m sure that isn’t helping my emotions either
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  • amukmuk
    16.06.2021 - 58 minutes ago
    #LOL the love potion prompt was probably not what you were expecting but it was the first thing that came to mind #ask me about my wips #ask amukmuk#amukmuk writes
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  • princssealexis165
    16.06.2021 - 1 hour ago

    🧡 Seeing Red (4/4) 🧡


    So the idea I have is that Wukong would use his glamour to hide his red eyes, making it look like he still has his natural golden eyes. Since it’s a simple thing to hide he keeps his eyes golden literally all the time, even when he’s just chilling at home.

    Macaque has told him that he doesn’t have to hide his red eyes, that there’s nothing wrong with them, just like how he’s not afraid to show off his scars (especially due to stories behind them). But Wukong is still a bit self-conscious about his red eyes, due to the whole being put into a braiser for 49 days and soon everything after that.

    #my art#traditional art #lego monkie kid #monkie kid#qi xiaotian#mk#sun wukong#monkey king#monkie king #six eared macaque #macaque#shadowpeach #my dumb au #son of the monkey kings #didn’t expect this to be this long
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  • millenniumpharaoh
    16.06.2021 - 1 hour ago
    @soarae​ requests an audience.

    To ignore the situation was out of the question, but there was a small part of him that wished there was just another solution than the one he was about to do. Teeth nibble lightly on his bottom lip, the golden cup that had held his wine was empty and the room was mostly dark save for the one torchlight on the pillar that still burned earnestly. The meeting with the wielders of the seven millennium items had ended only a few hours ago, but for Atem it felt longer. Or was it shorter? Time seemed different all of a sudden with his thoughts so muddled, the intake of alcohol not helping in the least.

    Brows knit themselves together as ruby hues focus on the papyrus document that lay innocently on the ornate table. In its contents were the numerous attacks that the Thief King had currently done. Atem had been informed by his closest counsel Mahad, that while it contained most of the assaults they knew of there could still be more that they may be uncounted for. It was the third one that had appeared before him in this current week, and the week had barely begun. The taste of copper touched his tongue, startling the young monarch back to his senses. He had bit his inner lip so hard that it had split. 

    “...Damn it...” Atem hisses lightly.

    #Oh it turned out smaller than expected #soarae #verse | millennium reign;
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  • vounoura
    16.06.2021 - 1 hour ago

    Comparing 2E Tong to 3E Tong is hilarious bc it’s like. teenage blunder years

    #personal #bug squad tag #3E Tong is like. what you’d expect. dramatic. secretive. dead guys in closets #2E Tong is like. the hard drinking party years So Much Crazy Ass Shit went down
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  • watersong
    16.06.2021 - 1 hour ago

    i don’t know how to tell mcytblr that a lot of what they consider them being “more mature” than mcyttwt or mcyttok is actually you guys just blatantly ignoring actual issues in the community.

    yes mcyttwt is a nightmare, and for every valid criticism on there i’m sure there’s a pointless hate comment to drown it out, but you guys just...... pretend nothing is ever wrong. some things deserve to be talked about.

    seeing things in a black and white way isn’t constructive, in either direction.

    #like........ sheeeesh... #also ive seen a lot of people saying #dont expect mcyters to be activists ! #and.... no one is asking a 17 yr old mcyter to be an activist #theyre asking him to not make disrespectful jokes #im sure the kid has a lot to deal with #i wouldnt wanna be in his position #its probably really hard to wade through all the messiness to find out the ACTUAL reason people are upset #this is why!!! all the ccs!!! need!!!! pr agents!!! someone to look through these posts when things happen. and actually educate them. #in a one on one setting #i think a lot of the time the ccs will respond in a way where theyre reacting to the most harmful fans #but its disregarding the people who have actually been hurt #idk if im making sense #text
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  • minecraftsz
    16.06.2021 - 1 hour ago
    #thats sweet lol #now#talking back #im not actually expecting or feeling entitled to rbs btw its just jokes :p
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  • gossip-girl-of-middle-earth
    16.06.2021 - 1 hour ago

    I can’t, this is literally Vaya and Maia’s reaction to my real voice 😂🤚🏻 @entishramblings @elvish-sky

    #you guys were expecting Batman #but got Elmo instead #I’m deceased
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  • kayfabedge
    16.06.2021 - 1 hour ago

    it’s time for la knight to be peak Extra

    #i guess ted's gonna crown him or something.. i just expect a lot of cackling #and then cam is gonna interrupt maybe
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  • pruane2
    16.06.2021 - 1 hour ago

    feels weird that all the new up and coming funny people are like 18 and 19 cause like on one hand its cool that were not jsut recycling the same jokes forever but also i have no interest in following or interacting with people that young so i just will not be associating with them which is in some ways a shame

    #almost everyone i talk to is fully on twitter now i dont use the messaging system on here at all #i fully expect to be like 30 and still enjoying dumb posts on here #no shame in that as long as youre not a freak imo
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  • cloudshne
    16.06.2021 - 1 hour ago

    ranboo: plays sims

    new achievement: introvert

    #NO BECAUSE I ACTUALLY CACKLED #i was not expecting that #his reaction was so funny #go mr boo love ur cat and no one else #i would too
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  • sayaberry
    16.06.2021 - 1 hour ago

    the cecile mental ward stuff is good (esp with the context we have for it now) but god is the psycho cecile stuff cringy

    ​like we get it ur cRaZy pack it up hot topic

    #the flash #the flash spoilers #like this couldve been handled a bit better tbh but its also the cw so. what did i expect lmao
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