I’d say “you can hug an alligator, once” but I’ve done that and I’m still alive so what joke am I supposed to make now
With time, only the softest memories remain
So what I got from this entire sims video is... ranboo has John Mulaney eyes...
we r gonna be soooo mad if this turns out to not be a new breed lmao
like i will also be mad as hell don't get me wrong. but holy shit i will also be laughing at myself for daring to hope!!!
ok listened to fever, given taken, flicker and drunk dazed and ... u could say i’m obsessed
"My apologies. For what it's worth though... You are rather attractive."
Today has been the type of day where I want to burrow under some blankets for a million years ✌🏻🙃
TW ranting in the tags
🧡 Seeing Red (4/4) 🧡
So the idea I have is that Wukong would use his glamour to hide his red eyes, making it look like he still has his natural golden eyes. Since it’s a simple thing to hide he keeps his eyes golden literally all the time, even when he’s just chilling at home.
Macaque has told him that he doesn’t have to hide his red eyes, that there’s nothing wrong with them, just like how he’s not afraid to show off his scars (especially due to stories behind them). But Wukong is still a bit self-conscious about his red eyes, due to the whole being put into a braiser for 49 days and soon everything after that.
@soarae requests an audience.
To ignore the situation was out of the question, but there was a small part of him that wished there was just another solution than the one he was about to do. Teeth nibble lightly on his bottom lip, the golden cup that had held his wine was empty and the room was mostly dark save for the one torchlight on the pillar that still burned earnestly. The meeting with the wielders of the seven millennium items had ended only a few hours ago, but for Atem it felt longer. Or was it shorter? Time seemed different all of a sudden with his thoughts so muddled, the intake of alcohol not helping in the least.
Brows knit themselves together as ruby hues focus on the papyrus document that lay innocently on the ornate table. In its contents were the numerous attacks that the Thief King had currently done. Atem had been informed by his closest counsel Mahad, that while it contained most of the assaults they knew of there could still be more that they may be uncounted for. It was the third one that had appeared before him in this current week, and the week had barely begun. The taste of copper touched his tongue, startling the young monarch back to his senses. He had bit his inner lip so hard that it had split.
“...Damn it...” Atem hisses lightly.
Comparing 2E Tong to 3E Tong is hilarious bc it’s like. teenage blunder years
i don’t know how to tell mcytblr that a lot of what they consider them being “more mature” than mcyttwt or mcyttok is actually you guys just blatantly ignoring actual issues in the community.
yes mcyttwt is a nightmare, and for every valid criticism on there i’m sure there’s a pointless hate comment to drown it out, but you guys just...... pretend nothing is ever wrong. some things deserve to be talked about.
seeing things in a black and white way isn’t constructive, in either direction.
I can’t, this is literally Vaya and Maia’s reaction to my real voice 😂🤚🏻 @entishramblings @elvish-sky
it’s time for la knight to be peak Extra
feels weird that all the new up and coming funny people are like 18 and 19 cause like on one hand its cool that were not jsut recycling the same jokes forever but also i have no interest in following or interacting with people that young so i just will not be associating with them which is in some ways a shame
ranboo: plays sims
new achievement: introvert
the cecile mental ward stuff is good (esp with the context we have for it now) but god is the psycho cecile stuff cringy
like we get it ur cRaZy pack it up hot topic