why do I remember the teacher from fairy odd parents being called Denzel but not his surname

Yess!!

I usually keep all my art on my rp blogs but I’m proud of this one. Here, have a GILF

Sir Olaf and the Underworld by Kay Nielsen (1913)

If you need me I’ll be taking a nap upon this shroom

♥️💦Mama Juvia 💦♥️

my home screen layout ☆٩(｡•ω<｡)و 💖⭐️🎀

widget art by manamoko ✨

!!! REAL !!!

it’s a fairy aka AN Insectoid ! 

and THAT ! 

is What “Human” Skull’s will look like ! 

The Eyes will get Bigger ! MUCH ! Bigger 

I have decided to ignore canon in every fandom.

And so, this is what’s canon in Fairy Tail (according to me.)

*Disclaimer: No, these are not true. As much as I wish they were, Mashima is a coward who refused to let these things happen)

-Acnologia is very much alive, when the final battle happened, all Natsu did was take his magic out of him and destroy it. Thus rendering him to being a magic less human. And so, he travels around now as a cranky ass doctor who’s got a stick up his ass permanently.

-Irene lives in a secluded home in the middle of the woods. She has a nice ass garden and prefers to be left alone to her own devices. Erza has visited, but the interactions are awkward.

-Ivan Dreyar, dead. Killed without hesitation. He comes back after the GMG in an attempt to start stealing magic off of Fairy Tail members. He fails, and ends up being killed

-Mest Gryder? Also dead. Again, killed without hesitation by August for being a dumbass. (This is a Mest hate account. I will not accept anything that isn’t slander on this man here)

-Brandish is a part of Fairy Tail, except that she doesn’t like hanging out in the Guild Hall

-Cana lives in Fairy Hills (its a miracle she hasn’t been evicted)

-the dragon slayers have hoards

-They can also turn into fully fledged dragons

-They have some form of Twitter (the guilds are all verified, and Blue Pegasus likes to talk shit)

-Warren becomes their world’s Bill Gates because he invented the cell phone. This causes Makarov to extort him for money all the time

-Gajeel’s hair is either silky smooth or a whole rat’s nest full of tangles, no inbetween

-You know the little montage of scrapbook scenes in the 10th ending? This is a project done at the guild one day after the war (Please let me elaborate on this at some point)

-Makarov, Macao, Wakaba, and Gildarts (when he was in town) all helped raise the children that joined Fairy Tail at a young age. They clearly failed, and thus turned them into society’s problem.

-Porlyusica, helped occasionally. She wasn’t too present, cuz she doesn’t like anyone ofc.

-Serena’s stupid ponytails are gone. (No, I will not accept any criticisim)

-I’m not entirely sure if this is canon or not. Part of me thinks I saw it in a fic once, the other thinks it is. But the location of Gray’s house is unknown.

-There is a Fairy Hills like building for the dudes, this is where Gajeel lives and how he managed to get close to Jet and Droy who also live here. 

-Freed and Bickslow live here too. 

-Laxus does not, because he refuses to share an apartment building with his guildmates. Also, his biggest fear is Natsu ever stepping foot in there. Therefore, his apartment is on the other side of town, away from the Guild. Freed, Evergreen, Bickslow, and Makarov are the only ones who know of its location.

-I think the idea of Wall Eehto staying alive is really funny. Mainly because, he’s an off brand Gajeel. But also, consider him having to work as a customer service employee for Warren later on. He works for the equivalent of Apple and is dealing with customer service. -SPEAKING OF CUSTOMER SERVICE. The Magic Council’s complaint department is 98% complaints about Fairy Tail. The poor workers are constantly dealing with problems people have with that guild. (which is completely understandable tbh)

-Meaning, the Magic Council definitely has an entire department just to handle Fairy Tail and their misdemeanors.

-The only reason the guild hasn’t been forcibly shut down is because it hold’s Fiore’s strongest mages who are all about family and sticking together. They beat Zeref and the Spriggan 12 along with Acnologia. Would you really want to be the person to have to tell them that they legally cannot all be under the same roof at any time? Didn’t think so.

-Silver Fullbuster is alive

🌈🦋⁽~☆ fairy pixel dolls !