here's the fucking game plan
here's the fucking game plan
hey I'm pining here!!
To all the people who lost irl money on the Eye Vials update
So it doesn’t matter if you support the update or not, you gambled and you came out on the losing end. Take the L and enjoy the fact you no longer have to spend irl money to get special pixel dragon eyes
Tell me why you would choose normal golfing over minigolf. Like dont get me wrong i hate any golfing bc it's so damn boring. But truly like...minigolf seems far more challenging. Sure there isn't the distance. But who fuckin cares.
Unless that ball is going to bounce off some annoying decor that is maliciously placed in the pathway idc how far you hit it it was too easy.
Unless your ball color matches your club color and is like hot pink or neon green, I don't want to ever speak to you again
Unless you have to hunch into the worst position you could at 30+ yrs old just to hold the club that is only 2ft long and somehow manage to get the physics right to hit it straight, you haven't lived.
Everything is going my way lately
Jude Law (Iain Boyd) The Rhythm Section (2020)
Obviously this wouldn’t solve ALL the problems in star wars but like. Imagine how much in star wars would be better if adults treated children like, dare I say it, actual children.
Like, if 9 year old baby Anakin Skywalker is brought to the Jedi Council and they say “you are practically an infant and require so much therapy for literally growing up in the worst environment in the world and regardless of what happens next we’ll make sure you end up somewhere safe”... idk what would HAPPEN but at least you wouldn’t be questioning this 9 year old’s right to like, exist outside of slavery.
Or! Obi-Wan in TPM! Granted, he’s like, 25 or something, but he’s also a dude who just became an adult in the eyes of the Jedi because his pseudo-dad died, so maybe don’t saddle him with responsibility right off the fucking bat. Maybe he’d have fewer issues? Obi-Wan’s canonical childhood is already so incredibly fucked up, he doesn’t need more of this.
The clones! Those are children in adult’s bodies! Don’t send them to WAR are you KIDDING me they’re TEN. Not to mention they have no rights, aren’t paid, are barely considered sentient, and aren’t given a choice about being cannon fodder in the eyes of the government. THEY’RE CHILDREN.
The padawans! ALSO CHILDREN. And you don’t even have the excuse that they look like adults here or that they’ve been trained for war since ever (again, what the fuck). Ahsoka was FOURTEEN when people said “yeah we can send this kid into an active war zone” and DID. And initiates can become padawans as young as ten years old! Somewhere in the clone wars there are FIFTH GRADERS running around getting shot at and some of them have probably died because they’re IN A WAR ZONE. If the Jedi pressured the senate a little and was like “no, actually, you can’t put CHILDREN in BATTLE there are LAWS against that”... well, they might not be successful, but the fact that they were just like, “I mean, lesser of two evils, its our duty to the republic, must be done I suppose” about the ENTIRE ORDER being-- what? conscripted? into the GAR is just... idk. How can you possibly justify putting kids in war zones when they’re literally there as students who aren’t fully qualified, and then REPEATEDLY left to deal with things like this on their own. I can understand it if the galaxy was a little chiller and it was more of “yes padawan mine sort out this trade disagreement I’ll be monitoring but it’s your show” that’s fine. That’s a good learning experience. But you can’t leave the equivalent of a high school freshman in the middle of hostile territory and be shocked when something goes wrong.
Also, just in general, the idea of children being capable soldiers at all is awful! And, I would think, something that the Jedi Council would disapprove of! Oh, you look out for the interests of other people? Hm, why do you, General Jedi #6, have a middle schooler with you? HOW DO YOU RECONCILE THIS
More specifically... Ahsoka was the age of a high school sophmore/young junior when she was ARRESTED AND TRIED FOR TERRORISM as the Jedi Council tried to make a point about not being soft on their own members during war. How callous do you have to be to not show compassion to a, again, LITERAL NON-ADULT who must have so much PTSD already and then just go “in fact, we’re going to arrest you for MURDER” as if her life couldn’t get any worse, only to then not give her ANY support after leaving. That’s not an adult, there! That is a TALL CHILD with laser swords and a lifetime voucher for therapy!
And looping back around to between TPM and AOTC, people let Palpatine talk to a ten year old? Repeatedly? Like, the amount of interest that this elderly man is showing in a middle schooler should definitely raise some eyebrows, regardless of sithy dramatic irony. Anakin is a CHILD and, if I recall correctly, Palpatine, like, threatens the Jedi order in order to speak with him alone? No one said, “no actually we’re calling the police because this REEKS of come into my white panel van child I have toffee energy”? No one wondered why on earth this guy who runs the galaxy wants to speak to this random snot nosed kid? For crying out loud, no one says “hey mr. Chancellor, I think you probably have like 5 million better things to do than chat up an infant”? hell on earth, no one even does THAT much, which isn’t so much looking out for Anakin as it is wondering why the chancellor isn’t doing his job! TAKE CARE OF YOUR FUCKING CHILDREN, STAR WARS UNIVERSE, BEDAMNED HYPERFIXATION
You guys ever think abt StarOp/StarPrime and how they make up after fighting?
Idk. I’m just in a bitter angst loving mood rn and I wanna see them fighting. Like them being in love and cuddling is great, but what abt them fighting? Like I’m just craving that huge emotion umph with this pairing.
Like I want them to get angry sometimes. I want teh to fight over big things. Small things. When one crosses a boundary on accident. When one of them forgets something and it’s the tipping point for the other. When stress becomes too much and they go through 50 emotions at once during a meltdown. One of them stomping off angrily and locking themselves in a room and maybe even wrecking it in the process blindly.
I want to see that comfort afterward they stop fighting and the little murmurs and whispers of how they really feel once everything has cooled off. Them apologizing for what happened and saying how they felt before doing it. Them holding each other and crying together about whatever is bothering them. Sharing a small kiss and resting in the silence. Maybe laying down on the floor together and just throwing out words and phrases about how they feel. Or just taking turns telling abt how their day went and sharing a moment together.
Then they cleanup together and cuddling again in a tired haze, but this time on a bed. And they crack little jokes and reminisce about what happened a couple hours ago and probably how silly it was to do that, but also how it was probably important that it happened. And then they have affirmations abt how they love each other and how loved they feel.
God I’m just hdjskskakslalsls I WANNA SEE THE MESSINESS IN RELATIONSHIPS. THAT BITTERSWEETNESS. THAT SALT. THAT SWEET AND SALTY MIXTURE. THAT PASSION YA KNOW WHAT I MEAN.
It’s getting really late and idk how many people are gonna see this. But them fighting >>>>>>> literally anything else going in my head rn. Maybe I’m explaining it super badly abt what I mean, but couples fighting and making up and then their relationship growing a little stronger just. It hits. It hits the spot.
reblog and tag if you’re gen z or millennial and whether or not you think pluto is a planet
I'm just going to point out that Yoshida definitely had a Palace at some point, given what we hear about what he did during his No Good Tora days, and yet, he managed to overcome his flaws and become a man of the people. This man is a king.
Quick poll time, what design should I use for my lovely spouse @waterloobasin ? 1 or 2?
Also no shading because I’m tired and also I’ve been writing all day
would rly love it if my brain could naturally regulate my happiness levels
Every squad got the
💅 Distinguished Bisexual 💅
💖 Functional Bisexual 💖
And then the
💦 Disaster Bisexual 💦
god can someone discuss w me how much i fuckign ended up disliking Wall-E and how utterly disappointing it was. Like fuck god I just watched the thing & am SO fuckign annoyed by how much I disliked it compared to how frequently its been recommended to me. Fucking hell.
i hate when i feel like it’s the middle of the day when it’s actually midnight and i want to do stuff but i need to sleep but my brain is just like HJDFGKJSBNJGHFDG and i just want it to be unconscious for a while
enemy: *hiding in water, jumps out to try and scare me*
me, not batting an eye as i attack: joke’s on you, YOU KNOW HOW MUCH I PLAYED “LOST IN NIGHTMARES”-?!
NYI vs NJD | 08 MAY 2021