Sequence diagram, Sergei Eisenstein
(TW: medical, burns, electric shocks, brief abuse/punishment)
(Cross-posted from Reddit)
After my last post about how long Jeremy and Rich’s recovery time would’ve been to recover based on how long it would’ve taken for Jake’s legs to heal*, I got to thinking about how exactly the SQUIP could’ve hospitalised Jeremy and possibly the others. (If you’re a fan of Game Theory/Film Theory, this level of thought might seem familiar to you. Yes, this is what I’m putting my university education towards).
Firstly, it’s doubtful the rest of the SQUIPped cast was in the hospital for as long as Jeremy, if at all. People apparently thought that it was either all part of the play (according to Michael) or that they’d all taken ecstasy (according to Chloe). If we go with the ecstasy angle because they would’ve had to have noticed the ambulances, they probably just assumed that Jeremy had taken more and/or had a worse reaction to it than the others, especially since he was the one acting the most erratically. Doesn’t wholly explain why he was down and out for so long, but I don’t need to explain that because, as we know, that’s not what happened.
What did happen? Short answer - electrocution, similar to being struck by lightning. Long answer below the cut:
My quarantine coping mechanism has been putting The Game Theorists’ FNAF theories on in the background of everything I do
Next up is 1958′s The Light in the Forest
Edit: I would like to make a minor note about this movie. It is implied through dialogue that True Son was not adopted by kidnapped by the Native Americans. Which does make his biological families desire to bring him home understandable… HOWEVER: The way the movie is shot and written, it is clear that True Son is happy and treated as an equal while in the tribe, and he is emotionally abused the moment he is brought into the white town.
While he was not adopted in the text of the movie, it is clear that the movie frames and interprets True Son as an adopted child being ‘saved’ by his biological family. Either way Disney did a crappy job with this movie.
Next up is 1957′s Old Yeller
Next up is 1957′s Perri
Apparently the 4 year anniversary of the supercut was July 30th so I decided to redraw one of my favorite pieces
For context the I made the original (right) back in February so I think I improved a lot in 5 months
Next up is 1957′s Johnny Tremain
My sister: I hope MatPat doesn’t make a theory video about Hamilton.
Me: It’s historical! You can’t make a FILM theory about something historical!
My sister: A theory about what if someone else WAS in the room where it happens! There!
Video: GTLive - Escape FNAF’s Scariest Location! | FNAF Broken Dreams (Five Nights At Freddy’s Fan Game)
Time stamp: 30:02
Why the hell did filmtheory make ANOTHER golden ticket theory. I havnt watched it yet I just saw the thumbnail while scrolling my feed on youtube. My first thought was “wait, didn’t i already watch all the charley and the chocolate factory filmtheory videos?” Then I saw it was posted two hours ago so now I’m here making this stupid post for no reason. Should I watch the rigged ticket theory video?
Hey genuine question did MatPat ever do anything Genuienly Wrong
He says some goofy shit in his theories but like that’s kind of part of the job and y’all love clowning on him for giving the pope undertale but the other people who met the pope have given him a car, a motorcycle, an expresso machine and an nyc id with his face on it. Like Mat has a REASON why he gave it to him- it might have been a wierd or bad reason in some people’s minds but he put more thought into it than some other people have clearly. He got death threats over him wasting his chance to meet the pope but he gave what he thought symbolized something and besides that I don’t know if he’s ever done anything genuinely bad???? If he has inform me but why do y’all hate him so much he makes goofy theories about video games they don’t have to be AMAZING theories but he clearly puts time into them I just like. Are y’all good did I miss something
A series of stressed confusion
Video: GTLive - The Scariest “P.T.” Game Ever? | Potato Thriller (Scary Game)
Time stamp: 30:45
had a dream where me, Wine (fellswap gold sans), and Champagne (the white wine version of Wine) went to see Batman v Superman please note i have never actually seen this movie also Escher and Stux who are different variants of Fresh!Error showed up
so we exited the movie theater and this happened
Champagne: *stares at me thinking if he should or shouldent*
Me: *hums the when he looks at me and i look at him thing*
Champagne: do you bleed
Me: we could go find out
Wine: *looks of utter concern for our well being*
Me: i mean im human so i probably do
Stux: BUT THATS JUST A THEORY
Me Escher and Wine at the same time
Me: A GAME THEORY
Escher: A FILM THEORY
Wine: A FOOD THEORY
Champagne: *doesnt understand* wouldnt that be a health theory?
Next up is 1956′s The Secrets of Life
This movie is the reason for such a big gap in reviews. It took a lot of digging to track down a copy.
Next up is 1956′s Davy Crockett And The River Pirates,
And technically the first sequel on this list!
Is this movie better than the previous installment?: YES