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  • 4ugk
    12.06.2021 - 2 days ago

    Charlotte Smoothie & Charlotte Flampe GK Figure DESCRIPTION

    Black Studios

    Material: Resin + PU Charlotte Smoothie & Charlotte Flampe GK Figure

    Height of Flampe: 21cm Estimated

    Height of Smoothie: 31cm Estimated

    Quantity: Limited to 150pcs

    Shipping Date: Q4 2021 Estimated 

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  • electrokyojin20
    28.05.2021 - 2 weeks ago

    Luffy: Nothing in life is free.

    Flampe: Love is free!

    Sakazuki: Adventure is free.

    Galette: Knowledge is free.

    Smoothie: Everything is free if you take it without paying.

    #source: incorrect quotes generator #sakazuki#flampe#galette#luffy#smoothie#one piece
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  • electrokyojin20
    28.05.2021 - 2 weeks ago

    Luffy: Let me show you a picture from last night that really upset me

    Flampe: Okay, but in my defense, Sakazuki bet me 50 cents I couldn’t drink all that shampoo.

    Luffy: That’s not what I wanted to- you drank SHAMPOO?!

    #source: brooklyn 99 #flampe#sakazuki#luffy #monkey d. luffy
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  • 4ugk
    15.05.2021 - 4 weeks ago

    DESCRIPTION

    YZ Studios

    PU + Resin

    Charlotte Flampe‘s Height 6.5cm Estimated

    Time-Limited

    Shipping Date:Q4 2020 Estimated 

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  • electrokyojin20
    18.03.2021 - 2 monts ago

    Sakazuki: Now, what are the three stages of life

    Smoothie: Birth

    Luffy: What the fuck is this

    Flampe: Death

    #source: bnha incorrect quotes #forgot which one #if you know tell me #sakazuki#luffy#flampe#one piece
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  • electrokyojin20
    12.03.2021 - 3 monts ago

    Flampe: Is having a penis fun?

    Luffy: It has its ups and downs.

    Sakazuki: Sometimes it’s a little hard.

    Rocks: Especially in the morning.

    Galette: It’s a pain in the ass.

    Smoothie: Oh, Jesus, fuck, guys, come on.

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  • electrokyojin20
    06.03.2021 - 3 monts ago

    Luffy: What does 'take out' mean?

    Smoothie: Food.

    Sakazuki: Dating

    Galette: Murder

    Flampe: IT CAN MEAN ALL THREE IF YOU'RE NOT A COWARD.

    #source: quote generator #flampe#smoothie#sakazuki#luffy#galette
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  • electrokyojin20
    06.03.2021 - 3 monts ago

    Rocks: Why isn’t the statue smirking at me?

    Smoothie: It isn’t smirking at anyone, they’re all just imagining it.

    Galette: Three of us saw it, Smoothie. How do you explain that?

    Smoothie: *points at Sakazuki* Sleep deprivation. *points at Flampe* Paranoia. *points at Luffy* Delusional personality disorder.

    #source: (in)correct fifth harmony quotes #luffy#flampe#rocks#sakazuki#galette#smoothie#one piece
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  • electrokyojin20
    06.03.2021 - 3 monts ago

    Luffy: HELP! I TOLD SAKAZUKI I’D COOK DINNER TONIGHT BUT I CAN’T COOK!

    Flampe, pouring milk directly into the cereal bag: And you thought I could help?

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  • electrokyojin20
    06.03.2021 - 3 monts ago

    Luffy: You kidnapped Sakazuki? That’s illegal!

    Flampe: But Luffy, what’s more illegal? Briefly inconveniencing Sakazuki, or destroying our dreams?

    Luffy: Kidnapping Sakazuki, Flampe!!!

    Galette: Luffy, listen, whatever I may think of you right now- these guys are counting on you to inspire them!

    Luffy: What, to kidnap people?!?!

    Galette: To work together!

    Luffy: TO KIDNAP PEOPLE?!?!?!?!

    Smoothie: Luffy, we all agreed a marine is a not a people.

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  • electrokyojin20
    06.03.2021 - 3 monts ago

    Luffy: Good responses for being stabbed with a knife?

    Flampe: Rude.

    Sakazuki: That’s fair.

    Galette: Not again.

    Smoothie: Are you going to want this back?

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  • electrokyojin20
    06.03.2021 - 3 monts ago

    Luffy: What did you guys get in your yearbook?

    Rocks: ‘Most likely to be a criminal‘

    Flampe: 'Prettiest smile'

    Sakazuki: 'Nicest personality'

    Galette: 'Most likely to start a bar fight'

    Smoothie: 'Least likely to start a bar fight, but most likely to win one'

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  • electrokyojin20
    06.03.2021 - 3 monts ago

    'Can I copy the homework?'

    Luffy: I can help you with it!

    Smoothie: Yeah, sure.

    Rocks: Bold of you to assume I did the homework.

    Galette: lol nope.

    Flampe: Wait, we had homework?!?!?!

    Sakazuki: *Read 5:55pm*

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  • electrokyojin20
    06.03.2021 - 3 monts ago

    Sakazuki: Just be yourself.

    Luffy: 'Be myself'? Sakazuki, I have one day to win Flampe over. How long did it take before you guys started liking me?

    Galette: Couple weeks.

    Smoothie: Six months.

    Rocks: Jury’s still out.

    Luffy: See, Sakazuki?

    Luffy: 'Be myself'. What kind of garbage advice is that?

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  • electrokyojin20
    06.03.2021 - 3 monts ago

    *The squad is over at Luffy's house*

    Flampe: Ohhhh, we each get our own oven?

    Luffy: ... N-No...

    Luffy, laughing: How many ovens do you think I have???

    Flampe, motioning to their kitchen: Three, I thought!

    Sakazuki: I see a-

    Luffy, motioning to one device: This is a microwave.

    Flampe: Oh, well I-

    Luffy: Hey wait wait, actually- hang on- *fiddles with the buttons on the microwave*

    Luffy, amazed: Its got a bake setting!

    Galette: Ohoho, you learn something new every day!

    Smoothie: Do we- Do we roshambo for who gets to pick first?

    Luffy: Now I've just discovered I have more ovens than I thought, we don't have to roshambo nothin!

    Luffy: I am someone who owns four ovens...

    Luffy, louder and way too happy: I am someone... who owns FOUR OVENS...

    Luffy: I didn't know I was so rich with ovens...

    Rocks, pointing to another appliance: Also the toaster oven!

    Luffy:

    Flampe: Ohhh, toasty boy! Four- Five ovens!

    Luffy:

    Luffy, fucking ECSTATIC: I AM SOMEONE WHO OWNS FIVE OVENS

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  • electrokyojin20
    06.03.2021 - 3 monts ago

    Luffy: If you bite it and you die, it’s poisonous. If it bites you and you die, it’s venomous.

    Galette: What if it bites me and it dies!?

    Sakazuki: Then you’re poisonous. Jesus Christ, Galette, learn to listen.

    Smoothie: What if it bites itself and I die?

    Flampe: That’s voodoo.

    Galette: What if it bites me and someone else dies?

    Luffy: That’s correlation, not causation.

    Smoothie: What if we bite each other, and neither of us die?

    Flampe: That’s kinky.

    Rocks: Oh my God.

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  • electrokyojin20
    06.03.2021 - 3 monts ago

    Flampe: I learned some very valuable lessons from this.

    Luffy: I’m guessing they are all horrible distortions on the lessons you actually should’ve taken away.

    Flampe: Death isn’t real, and I’m basically God.

    #source: door monster #flampe#luffy#one piece
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  • electrokyojin20
    05.03.2021 - 3 monts ago

    *Luffy and Flampe sitting in jail together*

    Flampe: So who should we call?

    Luffy: I’d call Sakazuki, but I feel safer in jail

    #one piece#flampe#sakazuki #source: quote generator #luffy
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  • electrokyojin20
    03.03.2021 - 3 monts ago

    Luffy, trying to ask Flampe out: Would you like to stay for dinner?

    Rocks: WOULD YOU LIKE TO STAY FOREVER?

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  • electrokyojin20
    03.03.2021 - 3 monts ago

    Luffy: Fitness tip: never stop pushing yourself. Some say 8 hours of sleep is enough. Why not keep going? Why not 9? Why not 10? Strive for greatness.

    Flampe: Next time you’re working out do 15 push ups instead of 10. Run 3 miles instead of 2. Eat a whole cake instead of just a slice. Burn your ex’s house down. You can do it. I believe in you.

    Sakazuki: There were so many mixed messages in that I can’t-

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