I was asked by someone from the UK what ranch dressing tastes like. I remember living in the UK and obviously they have nothing like it there. Brits generally think we’re all grossly overweight and our food is a direct reflection of that. This was my response, “It tastes like the words, common, boring, pedestrian, typical, gluttonous, & vulgar would taste if they were a food, but obviously we LOVE it, and the kind my mom made with buttermilk was THE BEST and I loved it”
Am I right or am I not?