#freelance husbands Tumblr posts

  • woodsy-does-art
    29.07.2021 - 6 hours ago

    i thought this was cute but also i thought it would be fun to make it silly!

    #sam and max requests #sam and max #freelance husbands
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  • woodsy-does-art
    29.07.2021 - 9 hours ago

    finished 303 the other day!! is it gay to spiral out of control when your partner’s brain gets stolen

    also if anybody has any sam and max drawing requests i think it’d be fun to doodle them! (no promises they’ll be high quality though)

    #tdp spoilers #the devil's playhouse spoilers #sam and max spoilers #sam and max #freelance husbands #the devil's playhouse #sam and max 303 #noir sam
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  • kilian-the-bear
    29.07.2021 - 11 hours ago

    Oh yeah

    #sam and max freelance husbands #freelance husbands #sam and max #samandmaxfreelancepolice
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  • drusb
    28.07.2021 - 13 hours ago

    A meme I made based on the lore for Sean, my Sam and Max OC!

    #Sam and Max #Freelance Husbands #Sam and Max OC #Sean Lagomorph
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  • monsterbride99
    28.07.2021 - 15 hours ago

    (Freelance Zombies AU)

    [It is 1:03 a.m. Sam is awake in the office, his hands running through his hair (fur?), while Max is asleep in the other room. He cannot sleep; every time he tries, he is awakened by guilt.]

    Sam: *mumbling to himself* "God damn it..."

    [He hides his face, slouched over his desk, his elbows on his knees. His breathing becomes harsher and harsher. His heart pounds through his chest.]

    Sam: "How are we going to do this? I can't just lie to her. But I can't let our reputation be done for. Why did I listen to Max? Why did I agree to make Lorne into zombie chow?" *sighs* "I mean... he was a stalker... and real annoying as hell... but his mother! He had family! What to do... what to do... what.. to..."

    [Sam leans back into his chair. He stares at the ceiling, his vision fading from exhaustion. Finally, his eyes shut. His breathing relaxes. Silence at long last.]

    Sam: "...."

    ????: "Yes... what to do indeed..."

    #man I'm just cranking these out aren't I? #guess I'm just making it up for not writing a whole lot for this AU #Freelance Zombies AU #Sam and Max freelance police #Sam and max freelance husbands #Sam and max
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  • glitched-chaos
    28.07.2021 - 16 hours ago

    Me making more digital art? I think so

    I can't stop thinking about these two. I've been drawing them a lot lately so i thought i'd share one of my sketches. (this one is the best so far)

    #sam and max #sam and max freelance police #freelance husbands #they're husbands and i love it #i watched playthroughs of save the world beyond time and space and the devil's playhouse within 3 days #i might need help #glitched chaos art
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  • caligmaera
    28.07.2021 - 20 hours ago
    #sam and max #flint paper#freelance husbands#animatic#animation #this video is my magnum opus
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  • monsterbride99
    28.07.2021 - 21 hours ago

    (Freelance Zombies AU)

    [Sam and Max are driving in their DeSoto, ending their case for the night.]

    Max: "Hey Sam, did you find anything... off about Laura?"

    Sam: "I mean, she did give me the heebie-jeebies when she began talking about how 'they' will pay for what happened, but other than that, I can't really blame her. She just lost her son, remember?"

    Max: "I found a wedding picture in the hallway near her bedroom door."

    Sam: "Well, that's cute."

    Max: "Eh... I think I saw handcuffs in that picture. And the groom looked terrified."

    Sam: "Oh...."

    [Max pauses, then he goes back to his usual smile.]

    Max: "Then again, we had handcuffs at our wedding too, as well as rope and cable wir-"

    Sam: Okay, that's enough, Max."

    #welp #had to make the joke #it was literally right there #maybe I'm just perverted but I actually love those kind of jokes Sam and Max make #Freelance Zombies AU #Sam and max freelance police #Sam and max freelance husbands #Sam and max
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  • monsterbride99
    28.07.2021 - 22 hours ago

    (Freelance Zombies AU)

    [Note: Laura is Lorne's mother]

    Laura: *sobbing quietly* "... and that was the last time I saw him."

    [Sam reaches for a box of napkins, handing it to her to wipe her tears away. He can't help but feel a pit in his stomach deepening with every strained word. How was he and Max supposed to know Lorne had family nearby?]

    Sam: "It's alright, ma'am. Take your time."

    Laura: "Thank you..."

    [Max gets up from his seat, bored of all this melodrama, and begins to walk around the house. After wiping her tears, Laura scrunches the napkin with a white-knuckled fist, her gaze spacing out towards the ground. Cuts to Max going through a small hallway. There are family pictures hanging on the wall, most of them consisting of Laura and Lorne. They look exactly alike.]

    Max: "Damn... mom's genes kicked the sh*t out of dad's genes, didn't they?"

    [Max continues looking until he stops. He finds a small framed picture near a bedroom door. It is a wedding picture, with Laura in her tacky wedding dress and a small, disheveled little man in an ill-fitted tuxedo. He looked scared - the flash of the camera illuminated the sweat dripping from his forehead.]

    Max: "...this is why I don't even like girls. Bleh..."

    [Upon closer inspection, Max notices how Laura's arm is wrapped around her husband's arm. At first glance, a newlywed couple holding hands would be considered sweet. But this is different; Max finds a silver bracelet of some kind on their wrists, almost hidden from sight. He squint his eyes, looking even closer at the picture.]

    Max: "Are those... handcuffs?"

    [Cuts back to Sam and Laura. Sam looks on at Laura, trying to not show his fear. Laura is not all there, her eyes looking dull with fury.]

    Laura: "Whatever happened to my baby... whoever took him away from me... they'll pay. Yes, they will... They will all pay for this..."

    #introducing Laura #an OC of mine who is Lorne's mother #she's a bit of a character isn't she? #Freelance Zombies AU #Sam and Max freelance police #Sam and max freelance husbands #Sam and max
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  • monsterbride99
    28.07.2021 - 23 hours ago
    #Freelance Zombies AU #Sam and max freelance police #Sam and max freelance husbands #Sam and max
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  • kilian-the-bear
    28.07.2021 - 1 day ago
    #sam and max freelance husbands #freelance husbands #sam and max #sam and max freelance police
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  • kannedkryptids
    28.07.2021 - 1 day ago

    I FINNALY GOT MY COMPUTER FIXED UP SO I CAN DRAW AGAIN FUCK YEAH

    Cw blood splattering

    VVVVVV

    #sam and max freelance police #sam and max freelance husbands #sam and max #sam and max fanart #human sam and max #digital illustration#illustration
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  • glumtea
    28.07.2021 - 1 day ago

    I want to get better at drawing them, it's the one of the things I can't get my mind off of.

    #its 3am #ive been a bit sad but they have made me feel a bit better #freelance police #sam and max freelance police #freelance husbands#samandmax #sam and max fanart #sam and max
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  • pourwatter
    28.07.2021 - 1 day ago

    "they're not canon" but thinking about them holding hands and falling in love in the least romantic moments keeps me alive

    #gay#lgbtq#shipping#beastars#lougosi #sam and max #freelance husbands#renga sk8 #sk8 the infinity #canon #alberto x luca #luberto#luca #ok to rb
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  • yoarmy
    28.07.2021 - 1 day ago

    When they.

    *cocks gun*

    Where's that juicy boi?

    #sam and max freelance police #sam and max #freelance husbands#whiteboard#vandalized#damn it#discord
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  • theobsessivedisneyfan
    28.07.2021 - 1 day ago

    hehehehehoho my dads

    #samandmax #sam & max #sam and max #sam and max freelance husbands #sam and max freelance police #my art
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  • kilian-the-bear
    28.07.2021 - 1 day ago

    DTIYS From a great artist on Instagram ❤

    #sam and max freelance husbands #freelance husbands #sam and max #sam and max freelance police
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  • kilian-the-bear
    28.07.2021 - 1 day ago

    Sam is my life 💕

    #samandmaxfreelancehusbands #sam and max #freelance husbands #sam and max freelance police
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  • drusb
    28.07.2021 - 1 day ago

    My Sam and Max OC (And his husband)

    OK, so I have a Sam and Max OC, I made him in April of this year. His name's Sean Lagomorph, and he's Max's older brother by a few years. Out of all of Max's household, he's the only one who Max could rely on. (Max has good relations with his uncles and aunts though, they're cool people) He trusted him, and supported Max 100%. He also knew that Max was gay, and is also gay himself. When Max was a teenager, his parents got arrested, and the kids got sent to foster homes except for Max. Sean took him in and became his legal guardian. He also knew Sam and Max were dating, and attended their wedding.

    Sean prefers to wear clothes, unlike Max. Usually it's a dress shirt, a tie, and black pants. But casually, he wears a black hoodie, blue t-shirt, and some jeans. He's taller then Max as well, about maybe a foot or so. His personality is the opposite of Max's. While Max is hot-headed, introverted, and very violent, Sean is cool-headed, is a good person to talk to, and is only violent if provoked. Ironically, he's very good at violence, if not better than Sam and Max.

    For his job, Sean works as a paranormal detective, focusing on supernatural cases. Work for him is surprisingly high, and he encounters and gets jobs from a lot of demons, elder gods, and other supernatural beings. Occasionally his job leads him to cross paths with Sam and Max, and he helps them out time to time.

    Sean is married to the elder god Nyarlathotep. The two met when Sean was hired by a few elder gods to find some stuff for them, and that eventually led him to Nyarlathotep. The Crawling Chaos became fascinated with the lagomorph, and eventually began to follow him around and pester him. The two struck up a friendship and Nyarlathotep became his detective partner and housemate. The relationship eventually turned romantic, and the two got married. Sean refers to him as Nyarly.

    Despite how they are portrayed in fiction, in this universe, the elder gods don't really care about Earth, with the exception of Nyarlathotep. He decided one day it would be funny to start implanting the concept of elder gods in H.P. Lovecraft's mind, and that's how the Cthulhu Mythos came to be. Nyarlathotep can be a bit of a troll sometimes, but he's pretty dangerous when the time comes. He enjoys playing video games, and some of his favorite bonding activities with Sean are the two sitting on their couch either playing video games and Sean watching them, or them playing together. Whether it be both of them screaming their heads off over Jack Baker, vibing to Devil Trigger, or having a few competitive matches of Connect 4, Ludo, Dots and Boxes, and Darts in Clubhouse Games, the two always end up having a good time. Nyarlathotep has an anthropomorphic form, similar to that of Ecolo from Puyo Puyo. He tends to wear casual clothes, but sometimes likes to wear a red motorcycle jacket with a black X in the center of it, and red motorcycle pants for some reason.

    And that's basically it. Honestly this is the most I've fleshed out Sean since I created him. I just originally made him as "Max's older brother", but now I really have a feeling for him. I'll probably see if I can get a commission of him in the future. If I'm lucky someone might draw him, imagine that...

    #Sam and Max #Freelance Husbands #Sam and Max OC #Sean Lagomorph (OC) #Sam and Max: Freelance Police
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  • sam-max-freelance-husbands
    28.07.2021 - 1 day ago

    Sam and Max being domestic af!

    #sam and max freelance husbands #sam and max freelance police #sam and max #sam x max #max x sam #freelance police#freelance husbands#they're married#domestic
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