#fucking absurd Tumblr posts

  • goth-elle-woods
    15.06.2021 - 1 day ago

    context: batman, cake

    #god i fucking hate this #Im ace why did I make this #new batman discourse is so absurd its actually funny #this will be all I have to say on the matter #batman#harley quinn#dc#dc comics #harley quinn the animated series #dj khaled#hqtas#hqas#shitpost
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  • leviathanswingman
    14.06.2021 - 2 days ago

    the biggest hatecrime ever will be that the devs couldn’t be assed to make cute outfits for the dame event but chose to subject us to the horrors of the onesie event instead

    #obey me #yes i am still bitter about that what about it #i said what i said #what was this event #are the devs okay #have they discovered crack cocaine for themselves #like don't get me wrong it was funny as fuck bc of the absurdity of seeing lucifer saying neigh at the end of every second sentence but #they did this for what
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  • kazumasougi
    14.06.2021 - 2 days ago

    oh, sidenote: why the FUCK does the game keep teaching you new mechanics at the last minute?????????????

    #mileposting#celeste spoilers #LIKE I DIDNT HAVE TIME TO PRACTICE ANY OF THIS.... wavedashing can be super inconsistent and its so annoying #its a fun move for when you wanna go weeeeeeee but like otherwise i dont like using it lmao #useful? sure. consistent? not at all #i know they give you tips on like. [if you dont regain your dash] or [if you dont go far enough] but both of these feel useless to me #theres a part in farewell where you have to wavedash on top of some blocks in the wind #and its ridiculously inconsistent with when you get to keep your dash and when you dont #theres no reason that should be an issue #i had a problem with the ... i dont know what any of the other move names are. the wiki is absurd im not using those #the move where you dash up against a wall and jump off #that one is fine with me. like if i fuck that up thats fully my fault #but wavedashing feels so random sometimes. its mostly muscle memory when i do it so the height she starts from is usually the same #but i ALWAYS get different results like i dont understand #AHEM. anyway #again i still love this game but i am SO not a fan of them just dropping shit on you at the last second as if its like #easy to pick them up or whatever #y'all have no idea how mad i was on the summit b-side #i was like yaaay only a couple checkpoints away! [NEW MECHANIC] #you cant just drop that shit in the middle of a level what the fuck #GRRRR ANYWAY #SORRY THESE ARE SO LONG i have a lot to say MGJDKFG
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  • raccooninthedaytime
    13.06.2021 - 3 days ago

    If i were to direct Waiting For Godot i would set it in an airport and the audience would be unsure if the “Godot” was the name of the airline or another traveler they were waiting for

    #this has been my dream for forever #HOWEVER it has come to my attention that the beckett estate is against casting non-male actors in these roles?? #i have a whole RANT on why thats fucking ridiculous #absurdism and ESPECIALLY this play is the PERFECT environment for neutrality #i will elaborate if asked #waiting for godot #samuel beckett
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  • oneiropheia
    12.06.2021 - 4 days ago

    I admire actors who choose shows and films that are positively bonkers

    #yes I’m halfway through the second season #dirk gently’s holistic detective agency #I fucking love stuff like that #is crazy absurd and so funny and also meaningful and cute #i need recommendations #for stuff like that #I personally recommend #good omens
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  • llycaons
    10.06.2021 - 6 days ago

    I have a lot of personal preferences for fics beyond the obvious but I think my refusal to engage with ones where jiang cheng is anything but a cishet who is at least a little miserable is my pettiest condition

    #beyond the stuff in my DNI im also so so picky about how lwj is written #and how the wens are written wrt a-yuan. how jzx is written. how the sex aspect is treated. etc. #the writing style has to be easy to read #it can't be too over-the-top or absurd. it needs to be relatively realistic to the charcters #authentic to the setting and #have a somewhat meaningful or hopeful tone #I don't like to see characters like jc or lqr made very one-dimensional and either totally evil and irredemable OR perfect and #excused of any wrongdoing #so basically I like to see balance? and nuance #and it can't be boring! I hate boring. the world and character are so cool. there is no excuse #also I don't like meet cutes they annoy me. #like not to sound so pretentious about fucking fanfiction but it needs to be like. smartly written? somewhat original? not too tropey? #this is why I no longer ask for recs. #I am way too picky and I almost never like what's reccomended so I feel bad #cql txp
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  • singingmyscreamsong
    09.06.2021 - 1 week ago

    my father just called and invited me to his wedding which is apparently taking place in my hometown two states/6.5 hours away, in 5 weeks, on a thursday evening

    😑

    #my family is acting completely batshit lately #every single one of them #completely fucking absurd this week #tryna lovingly shake my head at some #avoid others #and scream my head off at a select few
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  • recallthename
    07.06.2021 - 1 week ago

    the degree to which i haven’t been able to stop thinking about the twitch segment of inside though

    #i have a lot of raw feelings about all of it obviously #(funny feeling and hands up back to back hahahahahah) #but that scene? #that felt fucking targeted #at my fucked up ass #who got (and i do not use this work lightly) addicted to twitch during quarantine #to the extent where even if i'm watching other things i feel compelled to have it on too #muted #because i have forgotten how to not have it on #because hey #quarantine by yourself is fucking lonely #and your apartment is really quiet #i unironically give the twitch streamer i watch a lot of credit for keeping me something resembling stable #i hit my one year sub anniversary this month #and i was just like #'that's a year of my life #and at this point easily over a thousand hours #of watching this guy #to try to keep myself from completely detaching' #which is completely absurd but also true #i mean it got to the point #where if no one i wanted to watch was streaming #i'd put on the vod of a stream that i watched live #because i needed something on #god fucking hell bo
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  • kirakirasaku
    07.06.2021 - 1 week ago

    Done report + blocked them but i need yet to report + block them using my art blog one later.

    A random question: what the hell do minors know about them lol 🤦🏻‍♀️ also why send hate on a sfw blog when your only reason why you’re sending hate is about putting s*g*r d*ddies as part of my DNI (both here and in my art blog)? That’s absurd tbh 🤔

    #fucking absurd#*rolls eyes*#but #kinda not sorry for showing your url miss #even tho your blog really looks like a blank blog to me tbh #discourse tw#hate tw
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  • toosmallortootall
    06.06.2021 - 1 week ago

    Actually it's been almost week and I can't stop thinking about the casual, offhand fatphobia from my doctor at my last appointment.

    I call up about my three almost four week long migraine/headache that's been causing me debilitating problems (obviously, like wtf it's been THREE WEEKS of nonstop pain and nausea and sensory hell). He asks me some questions, looks at my records, generally tries to narrow down what's wrong and what could be causing it. He gets to my last recorded weight and goes "well you're not particularly overweight so..." and THAT'S when he moves on to asking me more serious and involved questions.

    If I had weighed 10lbs more he wouldn't have bothered looking past that, that was one hundred percent the tonal implication (AND the verbalised one, he all but spelled it out for me). He would have said it's because I'm overweight and that's causing high blood pressure problems. Even though my blood pressure is fine and normal, often too low even and always has been. And I know this because when I was really sick and bedridden and dying as a teen I had multiple doctors feed me the "you need to loose ten pounds" line like it would cure all my woes. Yeah I was overweight at that age. At a few points I was even very overweight. That was NEVER what was causing my problems. My joints cause me terrible pain at EVERY weight I've ever been. Every single one of my symptoms I've had at every weight I've been, from over to under weight and right smack in the middle too.

    The number of potentially deadly, life altering, debilitating medical problems that are overlooked in fat people is horrific and if you're thin and have always been thin you have no fucking clue how privileged you are. Even if you've never been Super Skinny, even if you've only ever been average BMI or wtf ever, you have no idea how privileged you are, especially in the medical world.

    #i just.... we need to talk about this more. the amount more ive been taken seriously about my autoimmune disorder since i lost a bunch of #weight. which in itself isnt even good the way i went about that. is absurd its fucking nuts #nothing about me and my circumstances and problems have changed except for a handful of kg and now youre taking me seriously???? #fuck you fuck you fuck you #as if i needed mkre reasons to hate the medical establishment and doctors im just.... god it sucks! #medical trauma#medical abuse#fatphobia#doctors cw#personal #chronic illness tag
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  • bianfu
    06.06.2021 - 1 week ago
    I wanna write an essay or more detailed headcanon on why the idea of Alfred raising Bruce and having custody of him is dumb
    #like it #it actually ruins alfred's character #because it means he's responsible for bruce being so messed up #and just look at the fucking absurd lengths gotham had to go to #to try and make it make sense
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  • anneonomus
    05.06.2021 - 1 week ago

    just watched a video essay on msscribe and i’ve just gotta ask what the Fuck was going on in livejournal???? did someone put something in the water??? why did so many things beyond the realm of human comprehension happen so often what the FUCK

    #elliot should shut up challenge #reading about fucked up things that happened on livejournal when I was like 4 is one of my new hobbies I’m??????? im losing my mind #ppl talk about tumblr lore all the time but we don’t have anything on lj like. there were whole fucking cults????????? #and I can still barely fathom the idea of the inner circle like????? hello?????? yeah there are bnf’s but no one that I know of has reached #the same level of absurdity that went on there. I’m losing my mind I’m so entranced by all of this fucked up shit sjwlbdlsns
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  • sarahbela
    04.06.2021 - 1 week ago

    my sister is only two years younger than me but i cannot understand how she’s on twitter actively creating drama and being suspended bc of what she’s saying to people and having met friends on twitter like who are u now and why do u keep picking up phrases clearly from twitter and denying that’s where u got them from. who is this person i despise it. please stop lying to people online saying ur family members are dying of random sicknesses to garner sympathy follows and for the love of all things good please stop telling people to kill themselves

    #part of me feels guilty she’s like this now and the other part of me remembers how hard i tried to not make her like this #like i tell my parents all the shitty stuff she does and all she’s gotten is a slap on the wrist #it’s fucking terrible #anyway. daily rant abt family how’s ur morning :) #she’s about to be a sophomore guys :( i’m gonna Leave soon and who tf knows what will happen #like ik she won’t end up as a conservative or smth that’s absurd (and we aren’t insane white ppl) #but she’s got no goals or ideas of what her life should be and she likes making people mad #and i keep (along w my mother) telling her therapy is good but she always gets pissed off at that as if both of us aren’t in therapy rn #i worry abt her #esp since my dad isn’t the best and i’m the only mediator this family has #maybe astrology has smth to do w the bad energy in this house #anyway. any tips on how to dissuade a sibling from turning to a life of twitter cancellation before u go off to college in just over a year #bc she doesn’t like Anything i like :( and her likes are genshin and animes (only some of which i know of) #and what sucks is that she’s always doing shit too old for her that i don’t (or didnt) even do when i was her age #other than being on social media in general she was also watching shit like shameless and oitnb at 10 #it’s distressing and my heart is hurting from the worry #is it a result of parentification by my parents who are good parents to me and bad parents to her so i had to step in #or is it that they’re actually not that good and i have been doing all the mediating and instilling good values in my sister since forever #this could be its own post sorry gang #notes from the prime minister
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  • bianfu
    04.06.2021 - 1 week ago
    I’m trying to muscle through Year One a little more, and I think the story is serviceable if weren’t for Frank being Frank
    #the dialogue is just #so unnaturall #and just five minutes were something not super upsetting happens #also I just CANNOT with these super serious takes on batman #he's dressed as a fucking bat #and most of his rogues gallery are iirrationally committed to a gimmick #it honestly feels more absurd the more seriously they try to treat it #also the voice acting is still horrible #as the worst batman fan [ooc]
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  • gingersnapped23
    04.06.2021 - 1 week ago

    ok yes this smile is great I love it. Misato ur amazing but also.

    let’s talk about this smile too because I think it is lovely.

    #misato ryouya #every Thursday I come on here after watching bakuten with ni and I make some absurd post #bakuten #bakuten episode 9 spoilers #ALSO HOW R WE ON EP 9 WHY WE GOING SO FUCKING FAST
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  • zaestrophe
    01.06.2021 - 2 weeks ago

    Everyone's so fucking pissed and nosy about *stupid* tw

    #z rambles #theyre not fucking stupid dumbasses #just wsit till u hear thr sound of hollow wood makes me go into a rage fit. is it stupid??? probably it sounds absurd #i have issues with a lot of stuff thst doesnt need to have tw but others do and ut doesnt need yoyr unsolicited advice and opiniosn #keep thst to yourself. mad fucking embarrassing
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  • sapphicsupergirl
    01.06.2021 - 2 weeks ago

    when u see a republican family member for the first time in forever and they’re all up your ass talking abt how they loooove u and they’re so prouuud of u but they don’t know you’re a gay radical leftist commie fuck and u know if they found out they’d implode

    #anyway we had my grandmas funeral this weekend and it was fucking absurd
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  • junnebug
    01.06.2021 - 2 weeks ago

    Lol that one time I thought I was having a heart attack for like 3 days and told literally no one. I’m pretty certain now that it was actually anxiety but like... I thought I was dying and contacted no one lmao

    #I think that was the first week of college? I was so fucked up then lol #but seriously it is EERIE how a panic attack or whatever can feel like that. absurd #lula rambles
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  • dushman-e-jaan
    31.05.2021 - 2 weeks ago

    Itachi Fandom is fucking absurd—just like his character.

    The manner in which Itachi Fandom just jumps through a trillion hoops to make us understand that he was wronged (by the system no less instead of being an instrument of the system’s perpetuation, who relentlessly lobbied, from beyond the grave at that, to hide the truth of state-sponsored genocide that ruined his brother’s life and ended that of his Clan’s) in lieu of simply accepting the simple fact that this single character, which was horrendously written, caused more damage to the manga’s thematic spine than all other issues combined; and, no, this isn’t a hyperbole; I genuinely mean that! (Then they call this guy a genius that simply lacked emotional intelligence, and that’s even funnier, because literally nothing in the manga save empty statements back his status as a “prodigy”.) Maybe read the manga with your fanboy goggles taken off next time. You might make the heads and tails of it. Might. 

    Here’s the real kicker that many of you can’t seem to accept: there’s no Itachi outside Kishimoto’s Naruto; your “version” of him (an innocent boy who was manipulated) doesn’t exist. It makes little sense to play the blame-shifting game like Sakura Fandom. Just accept it that the man’s a hilarious nut-job who wasn’t good at any job he was given. You people are so funny!

    #sasuke#naruto#naruto manga#anti itachi #anti itachi fandom #what a fucking stupid character #he's not even passable as a hero #and he's worse as a villain #kishimoto #this character is this writer's single greatest mistake #you erase Itachi from after his death #and the manga is bettered by leaps and bounds #he's that abysmal as a character #such a run of the mill and completely dull psychopath #not even an interesting one #and I say that as someone who always defends kishimoto #where he needs to be defended #this is so fucking absurd #why do you shift the blame to other characters? #it's as if there's this AU version of Itachi in their heads who's decently written #it's the same with sakura fandom #it's no wonder itasaku is so popular #anti itasaku#anti sakura #anti sakura fandom
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  • dushman-e-jaan
    31.05.2021 - 2 weeks ago

    The Tiniest Rant ...

    I’m taking a break from Tumblr and everything political to recover my sanity (the Palestinian issue fucked me up big time, and I’m still going through very steep depressive episodes over it), so I’m going to write something ... something a little “fun”, you know? 

    I’m going to come out and say it: I don’t understand what people see in Part I compared to Shippûden. I truly don’t. There’s this childhood wonder to Part I, a sprinkle of nostalgia, but nothing else that’s remarkable for it to stand on its own as every theme is barely in infancy, awaiting maturation. The latter’s impossibly more complex than anything even attempted in Part I. (Waves Arc is like a glass less-than-half full; it’s that stale without Shippûden’s brilliant Kage Summit Arc completing what it barely touched upon in a decidedly cursory manner through the eyes of a ... young boy.) You may have disagreements with few writing preferences (and believe you me, they’re few but they have lasting impacts; and I’ve written extensively on it), but that shouldn’t translate into an objectively wrong statement: Shippûden is incredibly more complex than Part I that, frankly, is quite infantile in the manner in which it bungles some issues. 

    Another important aspect is that Part I merely introduced the sparse, barebones framework that was not only expanded upon by Shippûden but also given a flesh to make it its own. Everything you see in Part I didn’t coalesce without the Kage Summit Arc (that arc is fucking perfection, and I’d gladly defend it till the end of days). Corruption? War-Crimes? Genocides? Exploitation? Which part of it was illustrated as effectively as it was in Shippûden, especially KS-Arc? Everything in Part I and the Pain Arc (and some arcs before it) simply open up into what becomes a quite revealing look at the true politics and all its cruelty behind the curtain of show-y nationalism. How do you reach that perfect effectiveness without Shippûden and the little steps it took to reach KS? Come on!

    Look, you don’t have to like Shippûden, but the claim that it’s terrible compared to Part I is utterly laughable. It just makes me think that many of you not only lack basic comprehension skills but also critical skills. This claim is mental!

    #sasuke#naruto#naruto manga#naturo shippuden #kage summit arc #still the best arc #fucking perfect #I can't anyone seriously who states otherwise #its handling of themes and their ultimate elaboration is brilliant writing #give the credit where it's due #and criticize where criticism is necessary #attacking every aspect of the manga simply because you didn't like it isn't criticism #it's just childish entitlement #grow up #engage with the material #not attack it because it wasn't custom-tailored to your liking #it's absurd#kishimoto#shippuden #waves arc is so stale that it's insane
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