Hear me out.
Sugar baby!Fundy and Sugar daddy!DreamXD
I rest my case.
Dream: so there’s something I’ve been meaning to ask you-
Fundy: THANK GOD! Finally, you’re proposing!
Dream: How did you…know?
Fundy: Dream you’ve dropped the ring like five times during dinner
Fundy: I even picked it up once
Okay I really need to go sleep now. Good night everyone <3
Dream dies. He dies alone. Thinking he was abandoned by everyone.
He dies in the prison. With no one who cares. Or so he thinks.
But his memory lives on.
His son (Fundy's son) hears about his father. Hears about how he tried to take care of everyone. How a dreamon won in the end.
His friends are told the truth. They make a beautiful grave, carry his memory and tell stories to all that are willing to listen.
The server prospers. Blooms in every possible colour.
And sometimes you can hear a ghostly wheeze in the wind.
Fuck this royal fundywastaken au
Fundy is a prince of an Empire. Because of course he is. His father (Wilbur) is the current Emperor/King/whatever the title.
There are a few more kingdoms, not important rn
Dream is a leader of a new nation - one born from a revolution, led mostly by him, George and Sapnap. Their Kingdom is new, the leadership is hard to understand and Dream doesn't feel ready.
But he has to be - the Royal Games are coming.
All leader/kings/whatever gather in one kingdom and compete in several games (one of them is probably just parkour tbh). They compete themselves and with trusted teammates for team games - the goal is to prove they are strong leader, worthy of their thrones
This are Fundy's first Games - he is supposed to inherit the throne next year and the Games are a perfect moment for him to prove himself to the people and the court
He meets Dream - a mysterious new leader, ruling after winning a war. He likes him.
The only problem? Fundy is already arranged to marry someone else. Someone who brings a great alliance for the Empire to the table
I appreciate all the fundywastaken blogs
I scroll through the Dreamwastaken tag well knowing it will be completely devoid of new content and there they all are, on the fundywastaken grind and I don’t know when they last interacted but I’ve scrolled more than 10 posts in recent without seeing fundywastaken
(Credits to thabbo for the original video, I just put the text over it.)
Dream: What are you doing?
Fundy: I'm trying to win my boyfriend back
Fundy: *singing* I SAID I LOSE THAT GIRL-
Dream: What boyfriend?
Dream: George's not your boyfriend, I'M your boyfriend
Fundy: Say that again
Dream: uh uh
Fundy: It's okay, I have it right here! *replays Dream saying 'i'm your boyfriend'*
Dream: Oh boy...
Fundy: You fuckers don’t know about my knife stick. It’s a knife taped to a stick and it’s the ultimate weapon.
Dream, not looking up from his book: Spear.
Fundy: Change is inedible.
Dream: Don't you mean inevitable?
Fundy: [spits out coins]
Fundy: No, I did not.
It’s so embarrassing that Fundy and Dream almost got married like Wilbur, Fundy’s father, hated Dream with a vengeance
It would be so awkward especially since Dream cheated on Fundy with George lol (Maybe that’s just another reason that Wilbur hated Dream too)
Also Fundy said it’s canon and Dream said it’s not so idc it’s canon to me bc it would be funny and dramatic
It makes sense that they would date tho bc Fundy has always had this thread of deceit and distrust in him
thinking about Techno and the rest of the Syndicate breaking Dream out, and Dream getting to stay with Techno and heal and recover, and be cared for, and absolutely nothing bad happening, ever
Fundy: [worriedly] Oh no, “Fundy” in b-flat.
Fundy: You're disappointed!
A date with dream/ I married dream
Ok why do people give dream a lot of shit for being un consensually kissed by George like it's his fault. I've seen a lot of dnf/fundywastaken fics blaming him for that it and it rubs me the wrong way. Also if you giving him shit for that then let's talk about how fundy literally bothered dream to date him until he accepted. I don't hate dnf or fundywastaken but honestly seeing fics make dream like this is so tiring at this point like give me a dreamon hunters fundywastaken au or villain fundywastaken were the both terrorize the dsmp literally anything but that. Or give us the wedding without the un consensual kissing or more fics were George is called out on him kissing dream un consensually.
We really saw fwt, listened to Me and my Husband and said-
Dream: Date someone who will drag you outside at 3am to look at the stars.
Fundy: If anyone, and I mean anyone, wakes me up at 3am to go look at the damn sky they will be removed indefinitely from my life.
Fundy: It's the inside that really matters, not the outside.
Dream: Really? Give me an example.
Dream: Makes sense.
This is so sweet, and cute, and so makes me feel single and lonely :,)
But in al seriousness, this is a really cute oneshot that you should deffo read