Me: Alright, I’ve set everything up, time to summon a demon.
*Insert ceremonial chanting*The room suddenly fills with fog, the lights in my room turn off, the flame on the candles turns blue, and the world outside my window turns pitch black.
Suddenly, from the chalk circle and lit candles, appears the demon, with red smoke spilling onto the floor.Demon: Who has summoned the Almighty- AH!
The demon falls to the floor hard, with an audible thump. The lights flicker back on. The demon looks up, confused, then his face contorts, he turns to me and points at my bedroom wall.
Demon: HOW DID YOU PUT THE CANDLES AND CIRCLE ON YOUR FUCKING WALL?!
0When Savannah got Mammon, but Fizzarolli got caught by Fizzarolli. Sorry, Fizzarolli 🥺🥺🥺
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Lesbians are just dick vegans 👩❤️👩 making my friends’ funny quotes into designs for my redbubble. Link to my shop in bio!
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I love you on homo no god ⛪️ I made my friends’ funny quotes into designs and I’m selling them on redbubble!
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If you constantly worry about what other people think about you and the stuff you create, then you will spend your life worrying, instead of living. And you can quote me on that!
39Me: [Screams when the bookcase collapses on top of me]
Family: [Crickets chirping]
Me: [Laughs a little too loud when I’m in a voice call]
Family: wIll YOU KEEP IT DOWN
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