#funny post Tumblr posts

How do you get literally everything wrong.

For whoever wants to hear me panic while plahing minecraft

life in general be like :

I didn't even ask to be born, and they want my money!!!!

I found this so here u go ❤

I wish I could meet someone named wit and then he is witty someone teaches him to nitt then I can call him witty nitty wit

My 3 year old nephew called my dad a “dumbass trash pig” 2/3 words was learned by my dad

Another shitpost for my boyfriend. :pensive:

blue eyes????? im gonna kill you

man i wish i had the motivation hate anon(s) has to be sending me messages on cc for almost a year lkdgjldkfjgkfdjg my life would be so much more productive pls

okay who let gffa know of my existence ❤

every few months i log on to see a bunch of discourse posts in a row about twc or twc fans like a shark underneath my boat and i have to either piece together what's going on or just cover my eyes with my little fishing hat and go back to sleep

I had a dream where I was in the supermarket and there was a trashy news article and it said on the cover ‘your favorite celebrities do what?!?—Hollywood therapist says all!” And I flipped to the page and it just had a statement that said “I refuse to have a statement due to the fact it goes against patient privilege and I don’t want my license revoked” and then like two seconds later I got punched by a duck with really buff arms

Straws

Ben's not embarrassed of Kevin acting silly, he's actually wondering how on earth this guy, who's put straws up his nose imitating a walrus, was actually one of his biggest enemies as a kid.

Like,

Interveiwer : so Ben tell us one of the biggest threats you faced as a kid.

Ben : oh it was actually my friend Kevin

Interveiwer : you mean this guy?

Ben :

Ben : I swear he was scary!

Interviewer :

Gif

I’m re-reading what I wrote for the passing of tommyinnit and I had techno SWEARING?HELLO??

i diagnose you with love 😔🙏

@scalproie u jest but this is apparently a stereotype of the species LOL

cesar met a "medium" and talked him into helping him with the whole haunted house thing

they only briefly got distracted...