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  • haruchio
    26.11.2021 - 3 minutes ago

    user hangeismyreligion reveals that gang members have no feelings and can’t express love 😔 booo stfu

    #Who gives a shit They’re lines #I love blocking people and then complaining about them on here #Lmao bye the way both sides are stupid #it’s so FUNNY seeing posts like this because people in the comments are like … dying to get approval and make it seem like they’ve always #thought this way #First of all I’ve known ppl that were involved in stuff like that … they’re not fucking emotionless Lmfao where did you get that #Some gang members can be so romantic girl what are you on #Second of all .. I think the Tr boys are perfect for Hurt/comfort . like it doesn’t have to be straight up fluff #I hate mischaracterization but if you’re completely blocking off that they’re even capable of emotion then ur kinda missing the point too… #Super fluff is too much but in moderation it’s fine .. why do yall hate happiness
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  • sleazyjanet
    26.11.2021 - 48 minutes ago

    me to my mother: yeah so st3 is the comic relief season, it’s less stressful and overall the characters feel like caricatures of themselves. it’s fun AND funny

    my mother, shitting herself at the goo monster and the russian subplot: cOMIC RELIEF? i haven’t had an ounce of FUN

    #watching st with my mother #she’s enjoying it #just scared #it’s so funny to me #i’m desensitised to the horror of it #so i only see like the character faults and shit #and the fun parts #it’s hilarious
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  • cryptid-in-a-cowboy-hat
    26.11.2021 - 1 hour ago

    I just had something described to me as "I think this brand is like a straight girl monster"

    #literally the funniest shit ive heard all day #sometimes the straights are funny
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  • taranasaurus-chex-mix
    26.11.2021 - 1 hour ago

    Thinking about that time my boyfriend got so distressed by my being upset that he wrote a sonnet about it. . .

    Like this man, who is this close to failing English accidentally wrote a sonnet

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  • lionbearfox
    26.11.2021 - 2 hours ago

    I understand we're all very excited about albedo so here is an old doodle of albedo and mona being friends because they SHOULD be friends and we all know it

    #my art#mona megistus#albedo#kaebedo #i guess? #anyways heres my thesis on why mona and albedo should be friends #1) theyre both trans #2) they both do magic science #3) they're both just mean enough for it to be really funny #4) my baseless theory that mona's teacher is the hydro archon or sum shit would make for some Excellent dynamics #5) gay people #not my best work but its. ok i guess and i wanted to post Something #anyways sorry i disappeared for a month! dont get a stem degree kids you will lose all time for hobbies #genshin impact
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  • itsmegunsworddeep
    26.11.2021 - 3 hours ago

    gun does her daily salutations to the sun/satan while walnutlog eats something that may or may not be hedgehog shit more at eleven

    #the mc's expressionless face while doing any emotes is always funny #nobody roast my outfit made entirely of free shit and one saddle pad i bought with shillings #my aesthetic slash vibe is working with what i got and i think it turned out great
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  • dayleeshift
    26.11.2021 - 3 hours ago

    Cicero Fryman deserves fanart

    #half life google translated #that shit was so funny #lee rambles
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  • hella1975
    26.11.2021 - 3 hours ago
    #the bar is on the floor #they are all very different brands of chaos #tomkin's is 'stupid but innocent. will fall for dumb shit and doesn't think of repercussions hence why he makes such a mess' #sokka's is 'one track mind; very easily distracted and lured into shit like a magpie. can usually talk himself out of it though' #zuko's is 'actually trying very hard NOT to get into trouble but he is so unbelievably unlucky and usually makes the biggest messes' #and then there's nanook #who knows EXACTLY what he's doing which means his form of chaos is actually the most malicious #it's like what tomkin said in that one pov 'the funny thing about Nanook was his responsibility.' #nanook will not get himself in trouble for nothing but if he's GOING to break the rules then he does it so so methodically #his chaos is less frequent but more effective (for him at least. hakoda reads effective as 'devastating') #anyway i cant wait to write more shenanigans between tom nook and zukka #the way none of them have really had an actual friendship group of boys the same age before now #what crimes will they commit #ask#taob asks
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  • greytown
    26.11.2021 - 4 hours ago

    My doctor never laughs at my self-deprecating jokes

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  • haenn
    26.11.2021 - 4 hours ago

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    #it's kind of funny to me sometimes when people complain about or hate on bee tee es for doing or not doing something #and frame it like it's a bee tee es problem specifically as if every other idol group wouldn't act the exact same way in their place #like do you really think en see tea would call out harmful fan behaviour? be honest #sm barely lets them address the shit fans do that they themselves suffer from #being diplomatic and non-confrontational and making fans feel like they're always right is literally what they all do #literally ​nothing would be different had it been another group that idk. caught america's attention and kept getting hyped up by the media #like yeah of course idols should call out shitty behaviour whether it affects themselves or someone else. they should. #the companies don't rlly want that though bc they know the more unchecked the fans are the more money they're willing to spend on an artist #this is literally just one of a long list of industry issues and acting like bee tee es specifically are evil is so reductive lmao #i know we can't rlly change how companies make idols handle their relationship with fans or anything of course #but like at least talk about the bigger underlying issue! it doesn't help anyone to make it about specific people or instances #*rmies who think bee tee es are angels and any criticism ever is unjustified don't interact btw #ps: personal#*
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  • a-walking-fandom-reference
    26.11.2021 - 4 hours ago

    autism moms should spend less time hating autism and more time learning graphic design

    #AUTISM MOM MERCH IS SO FUNNY LIKE WHY ARE THEY ALL THE UGLESIT SHIT YOU WILL EVER SEE #LIKE THEY TOOK A GRAPHIC DESIGN CLASS AND SAID IM GONNA DO THE OPPOSITE #rey actually speaks #ableism mention
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  • thisshitcantsavemenow
    26.11.2021 - 5 hours ago

    that live chat while the episode was airing. that poor druck intern. 

    #druck#lmfao #sorry but that was so funny #people lost their shit in that chat #i kinda liked the clip though #at least something finally happened
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  • robinisaghost
    26.11.2021 - 5 hours ago

    I bought lino cutting stuff!!!!!!!!

    god I'm a wrongun

    #ITS FUNNY I LOVE THIS SHIT #i wanna buy decent inks though because im using the wrong type right now #my art#among us
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  • rabbitmilk
    26.11.2021 - 5 hours ago

    when i was in highschool my art teacher gave a silhouette/colored backgroud watercolor assignment and i said i was going to do a sunset in varying shades of pastel/neon green, with black parallel tree silhouettes in front, and she told me i couldnt do that bc 'the sky is never green' so now every time i look at the sunset or sunrise i look for any amount of green out of spite lol

    #she also voted for trump which is funny bc shes . an art teacher. #she ruined almost every one of my projects and lowered my grade if i didnt make something sje liked #not necessarily political (though she prevented me from doing anything 'q*eer') #but like. i made a beautiful watercolor painting of salmon. like a washed out backgroud beautiful rich red and green salmon #and she said it was too 'empty' and i 'COULDNT turn it in' until i added something else #so i did. and bc it was layered watercolors it looked muddy and like shit #and another one was like twin peaks again with 'theres not enough' so she specifically said to ADD A SPACE SHIP IN THE SKY #and when i did #she turned it back to me graded with a fucking D. and said the space ship looked out of place. YEA #literally she ruined watercolors for me #i was a really big fan before hs art and did it since i was like 6 REALLY WELL #and i developed a style long before i moved to illinois for high school #and it was honestly just few of the art pieces i was proud of #and she literally ruined them #i actually tried to bleach the flying saucer off but i just couldnt since dark colors/light background it just washed All of it off #but yea. /: #ms wieber die challenge
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  • key-slam
    26.11.2021 - 5 hours ago
    #THINGS JUST KEPT COMING IUT OF MY PICKET #ABD #I WAS CARRYING LESS STUFF THAN NOTMAL #LIKE IDK WHY I HAVE SO MUCH SHIT #IT WAS KINDA FUNNY BUT DAMN #I GOT BITCHES TO FUCK WHY I GOT SO MUCHH SHIT
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  • red0nmyledger
    26.11.2021 - 6 hours ago

    Schlatt: *calmly vibin with his sunflower seeds*

    Minx: “GoD I wish that was my pussy“

    Schlatt: *dies inside*

    #This shit was funny #minnie the minx #schlatt#jschlatt#dsmp#i cried
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  • diamonddoubloons
    26.11.2021 - 6 hours ago

    my boy was actually offended his homie went to see the nudie film without him 😭😭😭

    #ok ok ok bollywood did GREAT friend group dynamics ok!? #sure a lot of them were toxic and garbage but they were funny as shit! #real talk#krishna cottage #desi ratchetry is a gift
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  • preseason
    26.11.2021 - 6 hours ago

    reliving the epic lows of ffmc

    #oh that shit was so messy #i haven't read past like...chapter 5 or whatever it just was not even fun to funny read anymore it was getting saur bad lol #but at least reader me finally got to fuck him <33 that's all that matters it's about the endgame #would've LOVEEEE to have read on where she finally meets the New Assistant and it's like wild shit goes down pero.... #at the expense of my own sanity?? i don't think so #angel fic club #fic: ffmc
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