#funny signs Tumblr posts

  • incorrectzodiacquotes
    22.06.2021 - 3 hours ago

    Libra: So, what is Leo to you?

    Cancer: The reason I wake up every morning

    Libra: That’s adorable

    Leo, earlier that morning smacking pans together: WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP BREAKFAST ISN'T GONNA MAKE ITSELF

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  • xenoriarose
    21.06.2021 - 5 hours ago

    if it turns out i can’t make it as an actor i can honestly say my dream job would be working in a haunted house

    #i already know i would be good at that… #one year i built a gallows in the front yard and the plan was to rig a harness and have me hanging there #but we didn’t find a suitable harness in time so instead we made it look like the rope snapped #and i was like lying on the ground underneath it and when kids came to get candy i’d like sit up and groan #i made a sign that was like ‘hanged for his crimes against humanity’ and an arrow pointing to the candy basket that was like #‘redistribute his wealth among the people!’ #it was so funny too this one kid had a skateboard as part of his costume and when i rose up he was so scared he ran off without it #he came back and he was like ‘don’t move…don’t move’ and i was like *old man dying noises* #then another year i made like this life size fake mummy and i set him up on a table w/ the candy in his lap #meanwhile i’m underneath the table in a bill clinton mask and a spiderweb cape covered in fake roaches #and the year before that i dressed up like a scarecrow…straw stuffed in my clothes and cheesecloth over my face #and i sat in this rocking chair holding the candy and being super still #so kids would be coming up the driveway arguing if i was real or not #unfortunately the cheesecloth kind of messed with my depth perception and i accidentally hit a kid in the face…good times #i was 17 at the time ftr and im not an asshole i apologized and gave him extra candy #he thought it was hilarious btw
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  • ragabond
    20.06.2021 - 1 day ago

    dark ruler of everything i have a horrible wife i have a horrible job

    #i criticize her for being egocentric #signed sealed delivered #this is about a specific character with a funny face who’s too miserable and knuckleheaded to be the ruler of everything
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  • topshelftrinkets
    20.06.2021 - 1 day ago

    The perfect sign for the outdoorsy person who loves camping! Good for reminding others to enjoy the simple life. :)

    On Etsy soon. PM for early order or custom colors.

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  • rubberhoze
    20.06.2021 - 1 day ago
    #sorry its not that many characters!! my siblings knowledge of LT is pretty limited asides from TLTS #also all of their sun signs are based on their 'canon' birthday which would be just their debut date #answers #also my sibling has noted how even though they dont have like. real birthdays. their sun signs still fits them a lot nonetheless #which is really interesting to me!! funny how that works
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  • incorrectzodiacquotes
    20.06.2021 - 2 days ago

    Sagittarius: [about the fire signs] We are sophisticated adults, okay?

    Sagittarius: Just last week I purchased a vegetable.

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  • beybladefanboy
    19.06.2021 - 2 days ago

    Chapter 5 of Ryuga's Return be like:

    I'm not saying what this means.

    #beyblade #beyblade metal fight #beyblade metal saga #ryuga#ryuga kishatu#kenta yumiya#reiji mizuchi#gingka hagane #he's hardly in the scene #I just needed someone to hold the sign #Yu might have made more sense #but I thought it would be funny for the meme to show Kenta's older brothers #plus I don't have any angry pics of Yu on my phone
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  • intriga-hounds
    19.06.2021 - 2 days ago

    👀

    #sivi#5 years#birthday #the sign says HAPY birthday which is a disappointment #or is it? #i do have a backup sign ;) but idk this ones funny
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  • thebuttsmcgee
    19.06.2021 - 2 days ago

    Glad that escaping expulsion is finally out so I can now safely ask, was anyone else expecting gus' voice to drop that low like holy shit. Had time really moved that fast between recording S1 and S2???

    #The Owl House #the owl house spoilers #toh spoilers #owl house spoilers #escaping expulsion spoilers #The episode is great!!!! Lumity epic! #Honestly the blushing moments were pretty good but everything else was also amazing!!! #Was not expecting the blight parents to be. like that. Not bad tho! Well I mean they r evil but like Im not disappointed by how they r. #I think. anyways. Bump was HILARIOUS actually. As always he deserves more attention for being funny #also Willow's dads!!!!!!!!!!! big if true!!!! they have such nice voices #cannot forget the Gus Chomp. Excellent new special move by the legendary illusionist himself. uhhhhhhh. yea. lumity epic #It had been kinda funny tho seeing everyone's reactions to that one trailer where Luz blushed and they were like #'Luz blushes back for the first time?!?!' and I already watched this ep so I was like oh you funny people u r wrong. thankfully. #oh shit the b plot. uhhh. not bad. hooty getting the niceness he deserves. king almost dying for real. and cool ice sculptures. #Do gotta admit tho. Not a fan of the suggestion that there might only be 4 glyphs for the fam to use. That feels very limiting. #great that Amity stood up to her parents for real this time and is like incredibly strong holy shit. #Luz has been extra self-destructive these past 2 eps tho and. oh no. uhoh. thats probly not a good sign of whats in store #so overall? my thoughts? lumity....epic.
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  • crunchworldsupreme
    19.06.2021 - 2 days ago

    SANDHER?

    I BARELY KNOW HER

    #i got lost for fucking 20 minutes because I got distracted by this sign #and how fucking funny I think I am #and so I walked in the complete wrong direction just to get close to it #then didn't know where I was
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  • uhitzika9
    18.06.2021 - 3 days ago

    ⚠️ TW ▇ blood, smoking

    Bad memories don't go away.. they only follow you sadly 💔🚬

    #UHITZIKA9#OC#Zkeetha💕#Raccoon#Furry#Anthro#Desert#Road #i'm still really fucking proud of this! #Red#Pink#Orange#Yellow#Blood#Sun#Road sign#Clouds#Smoke #I'm not a furry I don't use that label I just draw funny animal people and use the tag
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  • starstruck-sheikah
    18.06.2021 - 3 days ago

    i actually went a little unhinged in the tags before on someone else’s post so instead im making them their own post i don’t want to get all personal on someone else’s vibes sdflsdjsdkjjsdf

    #'''i dont want to get all personal on someone else's vibes''' 2 min later: *gets all personal on someone else's vibes* #anywayyyyyy #but srsly re: what everyone is saying....it would actually make a very effective horror game #u dont even have to go super hard on the horror parts as long as u use ur juxtaposition effectively #ooooor also...link finds some funney puzzle upstairs and when we switch back to zelda we discover that the funney puzzle actually is like. n #not funney #idk i lost my train of thought in the middle there but like....see a mural or ruin upstairs...switch to zelda...realize that the ruin or mur #mural that's upstairs doesn't really tell the whole story...and both are experiencing only one side of a whole story #ajruruuurrhhghghghghgh it would be SO good and with them environmental sttorytelling or whattever ppl call it in botw wouldn't that work so #so well???!?!?!?!? #anyway h. #botw2#theory #'''iM nOt A tHeOrY bLoG'''' *botw2 trailer 2 dropped* '''ok lemme make a quick theory or 2''' #i mean u cant call tthese theories its just me getting ideas after consuming much content #ignore my t key idk why it keeps doing that. used to be my e key but i guess e key got well soon?¿ #it's funny because the stuff i wrote in these tags could make a whole otther post. maybe laTNOT AGAIN T KEY....if i was a dog i would be bar #barking. anyway signing off
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  • rev-pirate
    18.06.2021 - 3 days ago

    Scott should let Techno, Calvin, TapL, and Sophie be on a team together one day. As a treat.

    #this team would be so broken but it would be funny #mcyt#mcc#technoblade#cxlvxn#sophietexas#tapl #granted i know calvin doesnt sign uo for mccs anymore and unclear if he ever wants to participate again but it would be neat
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  • mius-imagination
    18.06.2021 - 3 days ago

    i have to remake my masterlist

    #miu signs off #i hate it ehre ie written sm its not even funny #this is gonna SUCKKK
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