So somehow the topic of ddlg came up and this one dude is like “isn’t it a lifestyle or something?” In a mocking/joking way and I’m like “it kind of is” and he’s like “how do you know? Are you into it or something?” And I’m like “don’t question it” and this one chick in the back is like “please don’t tell me you’re a little girl” and I just frickin loudly say “gosh, guys stop”
By far the best day of freshman year
Make this go virale
My part time job is being adorable 💓
My full time job is being a dumbass 😎
Just thought I’d share this with you all.
[then insert canned laughter]
“What is your greatest fear?”
Facebook Gruppe: “Freche Witze & liebe Sprüche”
Me: *Checks nope Corner*
Hit: *Checks Corner Nope*
Me: *looks around the corner*
Me: Sicko *turns head back it*
Hit: you’re gonna die sexy *swings around corner*
Me: but nope *sits down criss cross apple sauce*
The white man immediately steals three pastries and puts them in his pocket.
He says to the black, “See how good I am? The owner didn’t see a thing.” The black man says to the white man, “That’s typical of you white people. I am going to show you an honest way to get the same result.”
He goes to the owner of the bakery and says, “Give me a pastry and I will show you a magic trick.” Intrigued, the owner accepts and gives him a pastry. The black man swallows it and asks for another one. The owner gives him another one. Then the black man swallows that one and asks for a third pastry and eats that, too. The owner is starting to wonder where the magic trick is and asks, “So what did you do with the pastries?”
The black man replies, “Look in the white mans back pocket…..”submitted by /u/Skrimish10
Shout out to my friend’s one brain cell working overtime
having a “bad” song come on shuffle on your own playlist is like when you bite something crunchy in a food that isn’t supposed to be.
“Eu só queria ser o suficiente para mim mesma, ter uma auto estima boa. Só queria que eu me bastasse.”