#gaylor swift Tumblr posts

  • filthy gay thing taylor fucking got away with of the day:

    day 10

    making a joke with her girlfriend (not suspicious), writing it on her door (still fine) and then fucking referencing it in a love song (hella sus)

    #i dont know if i can keep these up bc a lot of gay shit had to do with k*rlie and i'm not doing that anymore #filthy gay thing taylor fucking got away with of the day #gaylor#gaylor swift#swiftgron
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  • In honor of all my new follows (hi!) and my current mood, here is my OFFICIAL LIST of Tay’s official public boyfriends/beards ranked. I’ve excluded Joe because they aren’t really public public in the same way (and also excluded dumb conjectured boyfriends like Eddie and Zach). With Joe it’s because he seems legit very very meaningful to her so is not all that funny and this is meant to be mostly a lol and intro to me lmao

    1. Tom Hiddleston because so iconic! This man give us the tank top and he fought for love at 6am. He also gave us Getaway Car or at least the narrative for Getaway Car and that is a true bop. We stan.

    2. Joe Jonas. He earns his impressive place due to the iconic 27 second phone call break up thing. There is an extremely small chance they did actually innocently date in a weird teenagey way and he was never a beard but either way this breakup and back and forth was objectively very funny so it grants Joe J a well earned second place.

    3. Jake G. I mean. I don’t really care about him but she went to his ~sister’s house~ and he still gets spammed with “little kid with glasses in a twin sized bed” comments on Insta and we have to stan the longevity of this fake relationship in the eyes of her fans. He also got some of her best breakup songs in the formal narrative so that also bumps him up.

    4. Lucas Till idk if they were ever even seen together but You Belong With Me is important TSwift canon and he is cute in a dull boring tween sorta way. He’s not interesting but his lack of interest is kinda noteworthy and this vanilla ice cream man comes fourth. (Also because based on Joe A vanilla is Tay’s preferred ice cream flavor 🍦).

    5. Taylor Lautner. I debated if I should put him or Lucas first because he did give us Taylor Squared and the SNL monologue song appearance and those were funny but also most people have forgotten they dated and also forgotten that Taylor Lautner exists so we have to place him here. Lucas at least gets seen in the - again iconic - You Belong With Me video (remember this is what she won for when Kanye interrupted!! I do!! Beyoncé’s vid really was one of the best of all time 😬😬 but this is a Taylor blog so we have to punt the iconic nature of that video). Taylor L is… currently on that weird British tv show thing that Andy Samberg used to do? Ya Lucas is doing better based on MV.

    6. Conor Kennedy. I mulled over placing him higher due to the sheer unadulterated clout factor of being a Kennedy but he’s also a convicted criminal so meh. He did give Tay the inspiration for Starlight through his fab fam and she ended up with RI real estate through this saga which gave us LGAD but in all he is underwhelming. They had the potential to be better and much more iconic. This means he ranks lower than Lucas/Taylor who did the best they could.

    7. Harry Styles because their whole relationship was basically bad fanfic/the plot of After. I love the way it helped both careers but seriously fuck this. (Though we did get live footage of Di pushing him and the iconic boat pic). And we did get the drag of “Style” which I love for Tay. Honestly, I wish I could rank him higher because I love him in my own way and I do love Style and OOTW but nah this relationship was bleh.

    8. John Mayer. He gave us only one song and it’s too long and also he’s into some weird sex stuff based on gossip sites.

    9. Calvin Harris because he’s the only one who actively SUCKS as a human. I kinda even want to believe they were boning (I don’t) because he’s so shit that that would make it better (like maybe she could ignore it because of the sex). But nah he just sucked.

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  • Rockstar life aint easy

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  • “I think i seen this film before……and i didnt like the ending….”


    Hits different now☹️


    https://youtu.be/osdoLjUNFnA

    #camren#gaymila #camren is real #camren is love #kaylor#camzi#gaylor swift#taylor swift #camila and lauren #swifties#Youtube
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  • what if taylor sent karlie’s kid a blanket but it had the morning comes and you’re not my baby embroidered on it hahah fuck

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  • unknown fact!

    in 2012, taylor swift released a song with the lyric

    All I know since yesterday/Is everything has changed

    this is a subtle reference to yesterday, when everything changed.

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    Originally posted by thatmermaidsequinbomberjacket

    they were really someything don’t you think so

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  • tree having a good night’s sleep for the first time in six years and honestly? she deserves it

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  • Fun fact! Dianna was in Ralph Breaks The Internet and I think that makes Dianna an honorary Disney princess ( in a time where that means nothing!! )

    #swiftgron is the only ship that doesn't end in p*dophilla and tr*mp #swiftgron#gaylor swift
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  • Since we’re all mourning Kaylor for the 87324873258732 time, I thought this would be appropriate

    #we're gathered here we line up weeping in a sunlit room #and if i'm on fire you'll be made of ashes too #Even on my worst day Did I deserve babe All the hell you gave me? #'Cause I loved you I swear I loved you 'Til my dying day #I didn't have it in myself to go with grace And you're the hero flying around saving face And if I'm dead to you why are you at the wake? #Cursing my name Wishing I stayed Look at how my tears ricochet #kaylor #kaylor is dead #gaylor swift
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  • #evelyn hugo #the seven husbands of evelyn hugo #celia st james #evelyn x celia #taylor swift#gaylor#gaylor swift#sapphic
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  • But it would’ve been fun, if you would’ve been the one.

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  • what part of tumblr are we joining now? any recommendations?

    #any new spicy conspiracy theories? #kaylor#gaylor swift
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  • maybe that was dianna‘s way of warning us when she listend to cardigan on repeat a few days ago

    #i love how messy everything is #kaylor#gaylor swift#swiftgron
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  • From Liz Huett reaction I assume that maybe The 1 song is about her

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  • well that was just unexpected and homophobic

    #they could‘ve saved 2020 #guess it’s time to rest now #it was fun while it lasted #kaylor#gaylor swift
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