Little Lady to River Rat as soon as my body hits that water.
Spending all of today soaking up the sun and splashing in the River, taking myself to lunch on the golf course & doing a bit of shopping at the local thrifts. Stopping into my favorite gay bar for a drink and to catch up with some locals I haven’t seen in years. Today is going to be blessed, I only wish she was with me.
how i feel exclusively using the tumblr dot com because i cannot for the life of me figure out the mobile app
Just posted an update to my Deadfire-era Watcher/Aloth drabbles! This one's a little more of an actual, like, story. Part two will be posted whenever I, uh, get around to writing it
“The best things in life happen when you least expect them, when you’re not looking for them. Falling in love with Kiyan was not like that. I asked him out 12 times.” — Adrien
Okay I know I’ve made jokes in the past about how Six the musical somehow manages to be the queerest musical without actually having any queer moments in the script but the more I think about it the more I wonder: what exactly is it in this musical that makes it so appealing to the LGBTQ community? Obviously the cast/crew having multiple queer members helps but I don’t think that’s just it.
i had a dream that i visited a college in like tennessee or something and everyone there was mad homophobic so i was just like "yeah i'm str8, what are you talking about?" and then i had to pull something up on my phone and everyone saw my lock screen (which is a picture of me and my gf) and the admissions guy was like ??? and then i took his wallet and ran
tldr gays are too powerful for tennessee
transphobes: trans people are just straight people who want to fuck cis gays
trans people: okay so what about asexual trans people or bi trans people or solely t4t trans people or trans minors who don't feel sexual attraction yet or straight trans people or trans people that have only dated cis people that aren't gay? assuming every trans person wants to fuck you is conceited and reducing us to sex which is gross and shallow
transphobes:
transphobes:
transphobes: shut up incel/fujoshi you just want to larp being [gender] to fuck cis gays
god i miss wearing tacky Hawaii shirts in public & upsetting everyone around me
TIL the term "twink" was coined by twinks who called themselves this because they liked to be filled with cream like a twinkie.
My survival rate is Absolute SHIT in dbd cus I can't stop throwing myself infront of ppl 😂😂😂 I play Claudette and j try to survive more but as David I literally am that meme I just throw myself at the killers feet
well time to shower like that post about being the unlovable friend didn’t completely destroy whatever coherence i may have brought into today
i love sarah shes amazing i wanna marry her and be a stepmother so honestly she doesnt need a 106yo supersoldier ex-assassin as bf she deserves peace and money the girl have two beautiful kids to raise so marvel what are u waiting to make sarah x sharon canon