#gen z Tumblr posts

  • Being pissed for the whole day cause the teacher made you use your real name in kahoot

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  • having a pretty decent week until your chocolate bar gets stuck in the fucking vending machine.

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  • Friend: I’m technically an ape

    Friend: because apes have thumbs but monkeys dont

    Brother: oh yea

    Me in the other room:

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  • I just found this video and it needs to be fucking seen

    #sam talks#gun violence#school shooting #tw gun violence #tw school shooting #guns#gun regulation #spread this shit #spread it like wildfire #gen Z #gen z problems #gen z culture #gen z experience #gen z kids #gen z things #reblog this #it needs more attention
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    #i can totally confirm this #gen z#millennials
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    home.

    it’s simple. and fifty years in the running.

    happy 50th anniversary Sesame Street!!

    and there was nothing more beautiful then watching this with my family. even though you’re never going to read this, I want to say thank you to everyone who brought this to life. it brought so much joy to my childhood. thank you.

    #gen z#sesame50#sesame street #sesame street 50th anniversary #kudos to sesame street #killing it #you’re the best #we love you #sesame street forever. my childhood
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    I’m to dangerous to be left alive.

    #gen z #gen z humor #gen z meme #gen z memes #badass#lol #tf is wrong with me #idk man #we all have problems #one of mine is Mental Instability #i have a test on monday #aka tomorrow #and i havnt studied #*dabs into the void*
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  • how am i? im not sure. im a little mixed up, yeah, but im ok, i think. i haven’t eaten much today and i need a haircut and im looking forward to school because i like people. i like my people. as messy as they sometimes make me feel. as messy as i make me feel. but maybe that’s being 16 as much as vodka lemonades and kissing girls at parties… the fucking weirdness of not feeling weird, the mixed-up insides, and the mascara and the mirrors and the sitting in chemistry and watching him out of the corner of your eye as he stares at his worksheet and chews the inside of his cheek and wanting wanting wanting.

    how strange it is that all this shit is normal.

    #siena.txt #this isnt good enough to tag as writing #gen z#teenager
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  • “I can lick the table if you want me to.”

    “I always forget that Nebraska is a thing.”

    “This was before I was even planned.”

    “We can’t all be crusty old nuns.”

    “I want to keep my hair pure for marriage.”

    “You better watch your fucking mouth”

    "Please remove this juvenile form from my general proximity.”

    “T-Mobile strippers get the best un-coverage.”

    “One of my dreams is to contract some flu-like virus, then go to the White House and lick Donald Trump’s eyeball or something.”

    “[Chemistry Teacher] once brewed beer in his bathtub.”

    “Fix that fauxhawk or I am going to fauxhawk you up." 

    "How do you wear a dress in a more masculine way?”

    “You’re just mad because you died.”

    “[Student], please come to the office and bring the shoe.” (T)

    “Boy, I’ve sinned a lot. (Takes out wallet)” (T)

    "May you all give birth to bastards, and may you be the ones giving birth.”

    “It’s the legal way I can get drunk.”

    “What if the sparks are flying in the moment … and I just want to kiss my goat?”

    “You do not want to maintain eye contact for more than fifteen seconds unless you plan on mating with that person.” (T)

    “How do we know that there is water on Mars? What if it was milk?”

    “Is Charles Manson a president of a serial killer?”

    “If you randomly kill a Canadian, it’s still murder.”

    “Dopamine occurs naturally in many things –like cuddling puppies and step dads.”

    “I could do an expository on dank memes specifically about lubricated, underpaid women eating bread.”

    “Do I really let society know that I let a little four-year-old stab me in the thigh with a pen?” (T)

    "I know exactly what your parent’s make.” (T)

    “I got anonymous hate mail for directing The Little Mermaid.” (T)

    “I keep the letter that says I’m the anti-Christ.” (T)

    “You know what I cracked? My embryo.”

    “It’s better to be in the Friend Zone, instead of the Restraining Order Zone." 

    "I’m sorry to break up the dancing orgy, but we should practice.”

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  • I finally got my yearbook for the 2018-2019 year so here are some of the top senior quotes from that (I apologize in advance for my android camera quality)

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    • okay, so story time:
    • i’m in accounting class
    • (which is actually my easiest and one of my actually useful classes)
    • and i’m not friends with any of the girls there
    • so i hang out with the guys there
    • and one of those guys is popular
    • (he also has a girlfriend who’s crazy smart, athletic, and pretty)
    • but i’m friends with his friend, so it’s chill
    • anyways
    • we’re talking about an accounting period and what that is
    • (basically, it’s how often you record things like income statements over a period of time)
    • so the whole class had done this one exercise to practice income statements
    • and our teacher was like
    • “how long is the accounting period?”
    • (it was clearly stated in the textbook; it was a month by the way)
    • and this popular dude said to my friends and i
    • “a week”
    • and just started to die laughing
    • for like
    • five whole minutes
    • at his own joke
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  • knowing you’re in tune but the entire rest of the band is flat so you gotta make yourself flat too:

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  • #gen z #gen z humor #gen z life #gen z memes #gen z problems #gen z quotes #gen z funny #gen z mood #gen z stuff #gen z things
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    when you’re rewatching the framework episodes of aos and you start shipping skyeward again

    #gen z#marvel #agents of shield #agents of shield love #aos#lol #i just wanted to be like queue #skyeward #feat framework ward #framework ward is the man we all needed #when you see it #you can’t unsee it
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  • my brother just called trousers ‘longs’ wtf lol

    #gen z #gen z humor #generation z #gen z funny #gen z culture #gen z problems #gen z mood
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  • #school #school is weird #genz#gen z #german class is strange #to clarify german is my first language and i live in germany #it maybe makes sense with context? idk #at this point...
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  • it’s hard for me to believe every post on this website actually came from a real person that sat down to write it like wtf are some of y'all really that dumb?!!

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  • Throwback to last Thursday when my friends and I made an accurate plan an how to sneak a water heater into school and cook ramen in the back of the classroom because the food we get in the cafeteria sucks like 90% percent of the time (except on some fridays).

    #throwback#stuff#school#genz#gen z #we are all literally just shitpost generators #shitpost#ramen #this is fine
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